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Friday, March 22, 2013

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Friday, March 15, 2013

EXPOSE: IS A OBSCURE PRIZE CO RUINING YDKJ? CORRECT!

The great and revitalized, party trivia game, is slowly being brought down by Pae Dae. A  Santa Monica, CA prize company that is- both incompetent and uncaring- toward creator Jellyvision's hipster players.

Players on the Facebook community page, have been complaining (since Jack's prize launch, back in late 2012,) that the prizes have been lousy,pricey coupons and/or infrequently awarded, even one properly, achieved the proper milestones to earn them.

This reporter is not immune this problem- as one of the self appointed, top players of the site (over 2 million fake dollars.) Pae Dae owes me a boatload of prizes earned: from getting medals,wining games and leveling up.

So far, I've only received two gifts: coupons from Omaha Steaks and Overstock art.com. I had to spend $100 to get $50 off. Hell, I just won $100 cash from Ralphs Markets, for their Oscar challenge.That glory was, for guessing is year's Oscar winners.So, I must call BS on this f'ed up company. Then, the coupons start to turn into SPAM,because the either constantly remind me to use and/or try to sell me on other items.

I sent numerous messages: to YDKJ Facebook page and instant message responder. Then, they tried a failed attempt to restart the prize giving, from around when the problem started.It was over free Quesso or something. Afterwards, Jellyvision told me deal with Pae Dae directly. I've sent a few messages to them and heard absolutely nothing, from the redemption firm.
Finally, I admit I was pissed at the situation. The last time I wrote Pae Dae, I called the red-haired, welcome page babe, a bitch. She had nothing to do directly with my problem, and I apologize to her.
THE BACHELOR OFFICIALLY DUMPS THE LADY WRESTLER,OUTTA THE RING.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Friday, March 08, 2013

BULLYING BITCHES NOW REGRET, F'ING WITH KATNESS E.
CAN ANYONE SAVE- THE MOVIE STAR AND EX-WRESTLER?!

Thursday, March 07, 2013

OSCAR STORIES: SAM L. JACKSON & DUSTIN HOFFMAN.EXCLUSIVE!

A Latino security guard, was impressed by an old joke, done by the Outbreak star. After finding, a lot of metal objects (a myriad of change and keys,) that charming thespian- began throwing his jacket on the table, in mock anger. Then, he begins to unzip his pants.The old security pro- begins to lose it, with laughter.The other guards applauded the Marathon Man, who reclaims his items and refastens his pants.

The guard was less impressed, with both Oscar host Seth McFarland and Samuel L. Jackson. He thought they dressed, "like hobos." He said Jackson was "dressed in a Gilligan hat" and a dirty blue track suit and had a "bad attitude" to boot.

Monday, March 04, 2013

JENNIFER LAWRENCE CAN'T DATE THOSE- THAT DON'T RESPECT THEIR OWN FANS.

Friday, March 01, 2013

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

OSCAR STORIES- RUSSELL CROWE (EXCLUSIVE)

Our rep strolls up his friend, Dawn.They are both backstage of Dolby Theatre ,at the Academy Awards. Dawn is giddy and claims that Liam Neeson just passed by her,going into a realistic grass maze- that escaped the climax of The Shinning.

The two friends talk about how cool, that old action star still is, for 10 minutes. They discuss how awesome the Taken movies were, How he "trained" Batman and his semi-godly turn in Clash of the Titans.

The American Gangster star appears and our rep seems to be confused,not seeing the first Darkman.Crowe stuns them both by revealing...

Russell Crowe: I am NOT Liam Neeson.I'm Russell Crowe. I heard every thing you guys said- behind that maze there.

The two shocked, by the celebrity eavesdropper's statement.They are silent, wondering what to say to the acting Gladiator.

RC: You know, From A Beautiful Mind.

Our rep agrees with a knowing head nod.Dawn continues with her confusion,as she's never seen that film.

Crowe just smiles,looks at his expensive watch and said....

RC: Well, back to the salt mines.

Our rep, gets just enough courage to make a lame joke. He wished "Mr Crowe" to "Have a G'Day!"

The actor stops at the door,to mumble something...Assholish and continues to the main stage.

Later.