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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Monday, June 02, 2008

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Friday, May 23, 2008

JOHN McCAIN "RESPECTFULLY" WANTS NOTHING TO DO W/ ELLEN'S MARRIAGE AND THE APPEAL OF WES SNIPES KEEPS HIM OUT OF JAIL, FOR NOW.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


BRANGELI-NA GETS TWO-FISTED OVER POTENTIAL BABY NAMES
-She wants to name her offspring after characters, that oil-wrestled against Gabrielle and Aphrodite, in an episode of Xena:Warrior Princess.

The twins are due in August 19,2008 (Thanks, secret gossip warriors Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman) and plan for France to reap a financial windfall for having the babies there.

Jolie has apparently told friends that since she "is a Gemini, which means she is strong, passionate." So,she wants to name the babies after "the twins that make up
Gemini, Castor and Pollux (the brothers of Helen of Troy." Also, the names of the evil brothers in Face/Off.)

An angrily, unhappy Pitt spoke with his more manly friends. The "earthy" director Guy Ritchie and macho action God- Jason Statham. They all agree that naming children after "a British cuss word" is cruel and inhuman and "is doing everything in his power to dissuade his wife
from naming one of the twins after a set of testicles."

Brad fears the kid would be- mercilessly taunted in school and wants to provide some normalcy for his new sires, by giving them less weird name than "Zahara, Maddox and
Shiloh Pitt."
JESSICA ALBA MARRIES LUCKY S.O.B, CASH WARREN.
NARNIA UNDERWHELMS AT THE BOX OFFICE.
FOR ONLY THE SECOND TIME, A WOMAN WINS DANCING WITH THE STARS.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

A PHOTO SHOOT FOR SAM WHO?

MTV'S NET SLUT

LOHAN AND PINK NEWS

A WHITE BOY ENTERS LATE NIGHT ARENA-NO WOMAN OR NEXT GEN ARSENIOS REQUIRED.

Monday, May 05, 2008


THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL (BLOND) TO WED X-MEN: ORIGINS, DEADPOOL.

The Nine's demi-god actor Ryan Reynolds, has proposed to upcoming Mary Queen of
Scotts monarch Scarlett Johansson. The May-December romance (She's 23, He's 31) will commence when they clear their schedules enough- to set a wedding date.

Reynolds was seriously connected to singer Alanis Morissette and was allegedly dating League of Extraordinary Gentleman vamp, Peta Wilson.This was confirmed by Scarlett's publicist Marcel Pariseau.
MRS. BRODERICK DISHES ON CITY SEX.
DIDDY EARNS STAR ON HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.
LINDSEY LOHAN WILL BE ON THE UGLY BETTY SEASON FINALE (AND THE FIRST FIVE SHOWS NEXT YEAR!)

Thursday, May 01, 2008

THE BRIDE FACES STALKER IN COURT.
MILEY CYRUS: THE GAME
TOM WELLING: DIRECTOR.
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES AT CHARITY FUNCTION.
I CONTROLLED TOMMY VERCETTI, YOU'RE NO TOMMY V.!
IS NICK CANNON DOING MIMI?
IRON MAN'S ROB DOWNEY JR. CAN'T CONFIRM, WHY GWEN PALTROW IS SUCH A SELF-CENTERED,ARROGANT BITCH.
THE AWESOME VIRGINA MADSEN- FOLLOWS VANESSA WILLIAMS AND JAMIE LEE CURTIS- IN ADMITTING TO USING, SOME PLASTIC SURGERY TO EXTEND HER YOUTH.

Friday, April 25, 2008


EX-L WORD, CYBIL SHEPARD WILL GET PSYCHED WITH DULE HILL AND JAMES RODAY ON USA.

The former Moonlighting and current L Word star will bow for two show for the smug, detective comedy. Her alter ego is a psychoanalyst and liberal "free spirit"- who returns mess with her ex (co-star and game show host Corbin Bernsen) and use her love of her son to get her own way.
GARY COLEMAN DIVORCES, BRITISH LAW WON'T LEAVE AMY WINEHOUSE ALONE,ALONE,ALONE, AND PAN'S MAZE DIRECTOR TAKES ON MIDDLE EARTH.
WESLEY SNIPES GETS 3 YRS. AT CLUB FED AND MADONNA TRIES TO HELP AFRICANS.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

AMERICAN IDOL BASHER, SIMON COWELL
J. LO TO PROVE HER MOTHERING SKILLS ON TLC NET.
A BABY MAMA IN TRIBECA!
ALIAS CREATOR ON NEW STAR TREK:TOS FILM.
MORE ON HAROLD & KUMAR 2
THE BEAR THAT WRESTLED JACKIE MOON, HIS 911 CALL ABOUT THE PEOPLE HE KILLED.
TAVIS SMILEY SPEAKS WITH THAT POTHAD A-HOLE- JOHN CHO

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

NICOLE KIDMAN TO STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMAN (BUT NOT MEN) AND BEYONCE/JAY Z MAKE IT OFFICIAL (FOR THOSE THAT STILL CARE.)
ASHTON PUNKS CAMERON IN VEGAS, BY WAY OF LONDON.

Saturday, April 19, 2008


EXCLUSIVE EXPOSE: HOMOPHOBIA WATCH-AMERICAN GLADIATORS.

The crowd could feed of the anti-gay feelings being submitted by the show. In a subtle manner by Layla Ali, in attacking someone she thought she knew "Thanking you for coming out" and pausing a long time and stating "you know how I mean that."

She later attacked the lone audience member ,who refused to speak to bigots in crowd and on the show. The non-union crowd,taunted him with their shared laughter and sadistically, assumed gay beliefs about the gentlemen as Ali stated repeatedly "I really believe you like dick!" Even thought the man was only interested in the female contenders and gladiators- whom he watched intently watched, as they entered and exited the field.

Even Ali was not immune to her own torment as the bullying, bitch, boxer champ, had screamed at her- from the crowd several times: "We all know you have a dick, Layla!"

In a passive-aggressive manner by Hulk Hogan, who at least tried to be kind to one on-camera, openly gay contestant. In fact, the contestant apparently out himself, when he saw how the lone audience member was treated.Unfortunately, after the crowd celebrated this, one unattractive light skinned black lady- then demanded the lone abused, crowd member out himself- in order to satisfy the hate speech and gaydar of the crowd.

In addition, the show itself didn't do itself any favors when one of the male glads, walked out on spiked, frosted hair AND about a third of it pink. He later made comments about that seem to indicate- he was dying to attack the openly gay player- in Power ball. When the play finally commenced- the the two players made no attempt to tackle each other. Whether this showed discretion, unattractiveness or even latent heterosexuality on their parts, is unknown.

Still,Hogan may helped Ali (in a follow-up story,involving his slutty, daughter Brooke,) a audience host named Robert gleefully helped to create this hostile work environment on this person (every one in is paid for their participation,including the audience-since 12-16 hrs day are common AT minimum wage-NO overtime) and against other audience members, who were just trying to do their job and "pretend" to enjoy the show.

Friday, April 18, 2008

GABRIELLE UNION, ANA ORTIZ AND ANGIE HARMON GO NUDE FOR GOOD CAUSE.
THE HOFF SCREWED IN COURT FOR $25K MONTHLY AND SPEARS TO PAY HER OWN LAWYERS $400K!!

Later.