BEAUTIFUL PENELOPE CRUZ'S RAUNCHY NEW SEX COMEDY.


PARIS HILTON RESPONDS TO OLD MAN McCAIN.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND OBAMA ARE E-MAIL BUDDIES AND
MORGAN FREEMAN RECOVERING NICELY.

GOOD GOD! MORGAN FREEMAN'S DANGEROUS ACCIDENT MAYBE OVERBLOWN.

POPCORN STORIES- ANDY GARCIA!

The Untouchable star stopped by, at a now deceased, Santa Monica movie palace on Wilshire Bl., when he saw his first directorial debut- The Lost City, on sale at the concession stand.

That's when Terry Benedict strolled up to the cashier and asked to see the DVD. He examined it for a moment, when the clerk saw a customer coming up to them. Garcia said that it's cool, he won't leave with the DVD and then clerk became worried.

So, the cashier asked for the movie back and that he would sell it to him, after he finished with next customer.

The next customer was becoming very irate, that Jon Bubber was taking his time. After the clerk finished with that A-hole customer, the clerk returned and gave the film disc, back to the soon-to-be two time Lucky Luciano.

It was then that the actor revealed, that his production of the hit art house flick- was so low budget that that neither, he nor his cast and crew received a copy of their own. Next, the too handsome star, plucked down his credit card- right then and there and purchased the DVD.

Afterwards, the great thespian took his film and quickly left the theatre. The clerk then told Data Hard, that a number of The Lost City's crew people had been in the area recently to buy it, confirming Garcia's statements and the clerk didn't even know- that the man he was speaking was the Internal Affairs co-star and hoped that he didn't offend him with the DVD bit (it was company policy.)

TYRESSE AT THE PRE-BET AWARDS.

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NEO-TALENTED IDIOTS LINE UP,2B ABUSED BY EVIL SIMON COWELL.

DESTINY'S CHILD REUNION?

A ROUND TABLE CHAT ON SHIA.

DIRECTOR JUDD APATOW SAYS THE EXPRESS COULD RUIN HIS CAREER.

THE LOHANS BOOTED FROM THE NEW AMERICA F. MOVIE?

JAMIE FOXX RETIRES FROM MR. CHOW.

BONO TO GODFATHER THE JOLIE-PITT TWINS AND A SCUMBAG REAR ENDS LILO (WITH HIS MOTORCYCLE.)

CHONG AND CHEECH TO TOUR AGAIN.

MIKE CLARKE DUNCAN: "PAP"A KINGPIN.

FIRST LOOK AT COLLEGE AGED, HARRY POTER 6.

REAL NEWS: IS CONNERY ERA PERSONAL JET PACK, BECOMING A REALITY?

KEVIN COSTNER'S SWING VOTE.

HANNAH TODAY.

CAN MARIA BELLO- ACTUALLY REPLACE OSCAR ASSOCIATED RACHEL WEISS?? YOU DECIDE.

HOW BRENDAN FRASER INTENDS TO TAKE ON INDY.

DIERCTOR ROB COHEN TALKS ABOUT MUMMY 3.

UGLY BETTY NOW LEADS THE SISTERHOOD...

MEET MILEY'S NEW MAGICAL COMPETITION.

WILL THE WATCHMAN TAKE DOWN HANCOCK?

I WANT TO BELIEVE- THIS SEQUEL WILL BE GOOD (AND ANSWERS MOST OF THE X FILES MYTH QUESTIONS.)

CHRISTIAN BALE: "I,er" BATMAN REQUESTS "PRIVACY" IN ALLEGED MOM/SISTER BEATING.

HOW IS BRUCE WILLIS THE TOUGHEST, WHEN MAGGIE Q ALMOST KICKED HIS ASS (WELL) IN DIE HARD 4.0?

ETHAN HAWKE RUBS NEW BABY, IN EX-WIVE UMA THURMAN'S PRETTY FACE.

THE PUSSYCATS DOLLS- LOOKING A NEW KITTY?

A NEW SPARRING PARTNER FOR ALEC BALDWIN.

THE NEW LATE SHIFT:KIMMEL VS. LENO.

UPDATES ON CHRISTIAN BALE AND KID ROCK.

ALLURING PENELOPE CRUZ DOES COVER PHOTO SPREAD.

DIRECTOR BRETT RATNER AND TV PRODUCER RUSSELL SIMMONS, LEAVE FROM A BUSINESS MEETING AT HOT SPOT.

NATALIE COLE LEAVES ANOTHER CLUB

DEATH RACE 4000 STARRING JASON STATHAM.

THE DARK KNIGHT IS ARRESTED IN LONDON!
-Co-Star Maggie Gyllenhaal comments

IS MILEY CYRUS READY TO BREAKOUT, AND BECOME A LESS BITCHY AVRIL LAVINGE?

KID ROCK'S ROOTY TOOTY PROBATION.

TOM CRUISE SHALL FLY INTO A TOP GUN SEQUEL.
-About 22 years after the fact.

The now 46 year old Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, as a instructor, would take under his wing- a female hot shot pilot (who reminds him of his coolly, arrogant younger days.) They fall in love,as a crucial mission arises that could get both of them killed.

Cruise presumably would produce, along with his long time partner Paula Wagner, and would be distributed by former nemesis studio Paramount. The studio's head and Cruise had a spectacular blowout recently. The studio fired its biggest moneymaker for his Oprah antics and anti-psychology/pro Scientology tirades on many TV outlets.

AMY WINEWOUSE'S HUSBAND OFF TO THE GREY BAR MARRIOT, FOR OVER 2 YEARS.

CBS WILL NOT HAVE TO PAY $550 MILLION TO THE FCC.
-FOR THE JANET JACKSON NIPPLE GATE SCANDAL.

THE BEGINNING OF THE JOHN CONNER CHRONICLES

MADONNA AND EMINEM REPORTS.

DEFENDING YOUR LIFE IN GOTHAM CITY.

SARAH CONNER GETS NOMINATED FOR WHAT IT DOES BEST-TECH AWARDS.

THOSE TRAITOROUS UGLY BETTY BITCHES LEAVE L.A. FOR N.Y.

WAIT, KATIE HOLMES IS DOING FAILING ABC SHOW ELI STONE?!

HAS SARAH J. PARKER FINALLY HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?

B. SPEARS HAS A NEW ALBUM.

HALLE BERRY, VALLEY GIRL

A WORD FROM CHRISTIAN BALE IN GOTHAM.

WILL FERRELL AT THE STEPBROTHERS ENGAGEMENT.

MORE ON THE SETH ROGAN FOLLOW UP, PINEAPPLE EXPRESS.

SCUMMY COMIC- ANDY DICK ARRESTED,FOR IMPERSONATING ROMAN POLANSKI

ICE CUBE DIRECLY CONFIRMS THAT HE IS THE A TEAM.

USHER REFLECTS ON BEING A DADDY.

AMERICA'S SWEETHEART: CAMERON DIAZ DRIVES INCORRECTLY AFTER VISITING PSYCHIC

THE DARK KNIGHT OPENING GALA.

SEE MARK WALBERG WITHOUT HIS ENTOURAGE.

KATIE BECKINSALE SHOPS HARD.

IT'S TRULY OFFICIAL, BRANGELINA HAVE THEIR TOO BEAUTIFUL TWINS

LIKE MONK, BEING JASON MRAZ "IS A BLESSING...AND A CURSE."

NARROW-MINED MEAN BITCH, ROSELYN SANCHEZ TALKS ABOUT UPCOMING FAILED MARRIAGE, WHICH DESERVES TO DO SO.

KICK IT WITH HELLBOY (GOD HELP YOU.)

ALICIA KEYS HELPS "KEEP A CHILD ALIVE"

FINALLY, "THE MAN'S GUIDE TO TV!!"

MADONNA'S FAMILY FEUD CONTINUES WITH...AL ROKER!!

CHRIS HARRISON COMMENTS ON- STUPID CHRISTIE BRINKLEY DIVORCE.

TOMKAT AND THE BECKHAM ARE DINNER BUDDIES.

KYRA SEDGWICK SPEAKS ON THE NEW CLOSER SECRETS.

YOUNG SPOCK, ZACK QUINTO SPEAKS.

EXPOSE: CAN CROSSWORDS BE SAVED AND BEING INSIDE THE BOX JUST MIGHT WORK.

Program Partners confirmed, the firm has plum run out of money for producing- the quick and smart quiz show, Merv Griffin's Crosswords. Even though the game reached its target audience of 1 million+ younger viewers, the show burned through many rules changes, that ate up the show's budget and Merv's company refused to add any more cash to the producer's till.

This left stations that renewed it with two options: air reruns until 2009 (which it is already doing) or air reruns of pretty good Canadian show quizzer called Inside the Box.

I've seen the clips of Box on You Tube and they are awesome, its like Remote Control as 20 Questions. If the producers were smart they would take the GSN route and hire a crew, U.S. Host and American budget plus U.S. contestants and shoot on their Canadian set, as a on-air dry run. If it works well, as the GSN found out with Lingo and That's the Question, they could have a bona-fide hit on their hands.

As for Crosswords, I'd suggest reaching back to the golden age of TV and hiring a deep pocketed, single sponsor to underwrite the show. Microsoft would be perfect, as they could give away XBox 360s (as parting gifts) and get plugs all show along (Vista Crossword Extra and the Excel Crossword Getaway.) Yes, this would mean selling the show out to a perceived evil from the audience. Still, this would only be temporally until the firm gets on its feet.

NAOMI WATTS TO HAVE SECOND BABY SOON WITH BRIEF CSI STAR, LIEV SCHREIBER.

Their first baby,Alex Peter is less than a year old. Watts has just paid $1,200 for a miabossi.com diaper bag and hired top designers to do a kick-ass nursery room.

The King Kong beauty, has yet to confirm this birth or waited till the delver day to officially confirm her firstborn, claimed an inside source.“Naomi loves being a mom...There is no reason to think she is going to rush to confirm this one, either,” stated the hanger-on.

DREW BARRYMORE BREAKS UP WITH, DIE HARD 4 SIDEKICK JUSTIN LONG.

THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL WELCOMES HALLE BERRY.

BOB BARKER ENJOYS RETIREMENT AND BRITNEY SPEARS MAYBE READY TO TAKE THE MADONNA ROUTE?

LINDSEY LOHAN PLEASES FEMALE PRODUCER AND PARIS HILTON "LOVES" HER MY SPACE FANS

"IT'S THE GAMERS UPDATE."

MADONNA DENIES ADULTERY RUMORS.

MIKE CLARKE DUNCAN GIVES EXCLUSIVE, AT THE IVY.

LATEST ON ANGIE JOLIE AND MADONNA.

WALL-E WOWS MOVIE AUDIENCES.

REAL NEWS-STARBUCKS TO CLOSE 600 STORES,THAT ARE APPARENTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM EACH OTHER.

HOLLYWOOD: IN DE FACTO STRIKE MODE.

JOLIE ABOUT READY TO GIVE BIRTH.

The Lenval seafront hospital confirmed, that Brangelina has checked into their facility,as Angie Jolie maybe ready to have her twins.

Hospital PR woman Nadine Bauer stated, "There's no urgency. It's been planned for a long time. She's very well. Everything is fine."

The Wanted Tomb Raider babe, isn't due till August,but most twins are born prematurely. Bauer stated, that she is just getting ready to have birth, she's NOT in the final stages of labor.

IS AMERICA USING UP, MILEY CYRUS FASTER THAN HILARY DUFF AND LILO COMBINED?

FORMER THAT '80S SHOW, STAR CHYLER LEIGH- LATEST SLUT DOC ON GREY'S ANATOMY

BENIFFER: THE REVENGE- MAY NOT BE ON THE ROCKS....
YET.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE, EVA L. PARKER HITS THE SPA.

DID SPIKE LEE PROVE CLINT EASTWOOD IS A LIAR WITH HIS,
MIRACLE AT ST ANNA.?

FIRST LOOK AT NEW DANNY CRAIG ERA, BOND FILM.

ARE JAKE G. AND REESE W. IN L.O.V.E?

IDOL ON TOUR-2008

SOME '70S "DUMBASS" LEAVES THE CROWN.

KIM CATTRALL NEWS

JANET JACKSON WITH CHILD? PLUS, INTER-IDOL LOVE.

WILL SMITH GOES IN-DEPTH ABOUT HANCOCK.

The Historic Photos of Los Angeles
By Dana Lombardy.

First Contact: Admiral
Final Score: Captain

The good people at Turner Publishing, sent me a copy of this coffee table book.The picture book shows, a visual history of the City Of Angeles- that starts from the city's tar-pit beginnings to just past Watts Riots and the first Superbowl.

Lombardy does a great job of hitting the reader- with breezy, but well researched factoids,while letting the photos (some of them rare and once-in-a-lifetime shots) speaks for themselves.

For example, there is a photo of a bunch of cops around the 1920s, including few African-Americans, which as Lombardy states which was indicative of- the pride of largest minority of that time, which would continue til the early 90s.

Also, there is a roll call of cowgirl beauties- who engaged in a shooting event during the 1950s. Lastly, there's a early '60s shot- of strong and half-naked JFK (while president) blatantly scoping out a bikini babe,while taking a swim at the beach.

The book should be a must read for historians, or people into local culture,which this book proves for those of us that live here in L.A., have one.

STEVE CARELL GLOATS OVER STARING IN THIS WEEK'S NO. 1 FILM.

KANYE WEST DOUBLES UP AT THE BET AWARDS.

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER GET SMART,THAN HANG WITH SOME 2ND RATE LOVE GURU.

RED CARPET EVENT FOR WANTED.