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Monday, October 20, 2008

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

ANGELINA JOLIE DOES ODO'S PEOPLE PROUD IN CHANGELING.

REESE WITHERSPOON ATTEMPTS COMEBACK IN CHRISTMAS X 4.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Tuesday, October 07, 2008



TOMMY LEE JONES WANTS W. LA VA HOSPITAL UPGRADES IN THE 21ST.

One of our operatives, meet secretly with Men In Black II kingpin, near the veteran's medical center in Westwood.

He seemed concerned- that the the facility's infrastructure is sorely outdated. It's building technology hasn't been updated since the 40s. It's overall day-to-day tech, has only been updated since the late 70s, when the seminal hit series Wonder Woman (on a regular basis) last taped there.

The great actor was leaning toward- opening communications that could lead to a massive Hollywood based fundraiser, to help build modern buildings and get modern technology to help properly heal of our fighting men and woman. Jones may plan to do this after the current election, whomever is in the White House.

Jones felt that it was stupid that- in the greatest country in the world, our freedom fighters were making do with ancient tech and medical equipment. Plus, he would make a sizable financial contribution regardless, of any help from his Tinseltown friends.
SAM L. JACKSON JOINS BERNIE MAC AND ISAAC HAYES (IN THEIR LAST ROLES) IN...SOUL MEN!
SINGER MAXWELL GETS OFF HIS BUTT AND MAKES MUSIC AGAIN.
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 TO MOVE TO THEATRES
-Could it bomb like last summer's HSM:Get In the Picture reality show?

Monday, October 06, 2008


JOHNNY DEEP TO POCKET $36 MILLION FOR PIRATES...4
-Deal makes the Sleepy Hollow star, the highest paid actor of all time.

The flick, will see Captain Jack Sparrow looking "for the elixir of
eternal youth." Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley WILL NOT join Deep in the final movie. The title allegedly is Pirates of The Caribbean: Song of the Peg-Legged Parrot.

The deal is will also include Deep playing "the Mad Hatter in
Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland" and "The Lone Ranger's sidekick Tonto."
DICAPRIO AND CROWE DISCUSS THEIR BODY OF LIES
THE ALLEGIDLY BIGOTED JO BROS. TALK ABOUT THEIR NEW REALITY SHOW

Friday, October 03, 2008

SLUTTY BRIT HOST CAT DEELAY, TRIES TO STEAL ANOTHER U.S. JOB,BY TAKING OVER THE MILLIONAIRE GAME SHOW?


"HEY, CRABMAN" SPEAKS!

Thursday, October 02, 2008

BUDDIES PITT AND CLOONEY-GO TO WAR OVER A TOP PART AND ANGIE JOLIE READIES FOR ANOTHER LARA CROFT MOVIE (AFTER THE KUNG-FU PANDA SEQUEL NATURALLY.)
IT'S MILEY'S CORPORATE BIRTHDAY PARTY AT DISNEYLAND.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Monday, September 29, 2008

SCARLETT J. AND RYAN REYNOLDS FINALLY GET MARRIED.

HEATHER LOCKLEAR GUILTY OF D.U.I-SOMEWHERE NEMESIS DENISE RICHARDS SMILES.
NEWCOMER LIZ REASER WITH HER EX-LIST.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

LILO BECOMES JODIE FOSTER OFFICIALLY.


HELEN HUNT'S MID-LIFE WOES IN NEW FLICK


NEW UNTRUE BRANGELINA BREAK-UP RUMORS

Monday, September 22, 2008


SCI-FI SEARCHES FOR HIT IN WAREHOUSE 13.

SOURCE:The Hollywood reporter

Sci Fi Channel has given a series pickup to "Warehouse 13."


The hourlong dramedy, from Universal Cable Studios, is described as
part "X-Files," part "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and part
"Moonlighting."


It revolves around two FBI agents -- rule-bender Peter (Eddie
McClintock) and by-the-book Myka (Joanne Kelly) -- who, after saving
the life of the U.S. president, are relocated to Warehouse 13, a
location that houses supernatural objects the government has collected
over the centuries.


The cable channel originally ordered a two-hour pilot of the project,
written by "Farscape" creator Rockne O'Bannon, "Battlestar Galactica"
co-exec producer Jane Espenson and D. Brent Mote.


"13" is one of three two-hour pilots commissioned by Sci Fi in the
past year, along with the "Battlestar Galactica" prequel "Caprica" and
"Revolution." "Caprica" and "Revolution" are said to still be in
contention for a series pickup.


The order for "13" also comes on the heels of Sci Fi's greenlighting a
new "Stargate" series, "Stargate: Universe," last month.
SUPER-"NERD" GIRL TINY FEY, WINS EMMY IN LOWEST RATED AWARDS SHOW EVER!
-EXCEPT RICKY GERVAIS,BRITS "GO HOME WITH NOTHING."
SAVE THE AFRICAN KIDS WITH MISCHA BARTON.
21ST CENTURY MAN, KURTWOOD SMITH'S BEST WEEK YET

Friday, September 19, 2008

SEACREST "OWNS" JEFF PROSBT IN COMIC FIST-FIGHT.
LUDACRIS HONEY-DIPPING THE PLAYMATES.


NOTE-We apologize to Ludacris and his people for running the wrong headline with this video (due to time constraints with a major typo.)Who responded by pulling the video.
DE VITO IS GOING BACK 2 PHILLY.
ONION-IS DISNEY PLAYING GOD TO CREATE NEXT CHILD STAR?

Tuesday, September 16, 2008


MEGAN FOX WENT BI-CURIOUS, BUT ALIENATED HER LESBIAN TARGET.

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," The Transformer star officially proclaimed. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes."

U.S. magazine stated that forever 22 thespian, about to marry the man that almost saved the awful sitcom Freddie and one time, third rate white rapper- Brian Austin Green, admits she attempted a failed romance with a sleazy, Russian stripped called Nikita. This was five years ago, after first arriving in Hollywood.

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man,
sorry, mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the
Body Shop," Fox responded. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me
back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl,
a stripper named Nikita."

Fox said Nikita turned her on with "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith
ballads." Just like a man, she tried to buy the Russian stripper's love and time "with gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work." Fox only hounded Nikita briefly, before both returned their attention- to men and straightness.

"I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde
is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare
hands," she said. "She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed
with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Lastly, the actress called Disney's position against Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens for forcing them to apologize for their sexy photo scandals appalling.
FACE-BREAKER KIM KARDASHIAN DRIVES AWAY...
BROOKE SHIELDS RE-SCHOOLS MARY TYLER MOORE IN LIPSTICK JUNGLE.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

99 WAYS TO END THE VENICE FILM FEST WITH ANNE HATHAWAY.
PAM NOT ON THE LOOSE WITH MICHEAL JACKSON AND BEYONCE DUETS WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE (PROTECT YOUR BIKINI TOP.)

Friday, September 05, 2008

TOM DEKKER DISSES AND DISHES THE MACHINES ON SARAH CONNER CHRONICLES.
FACE THE CREATIVE BLACK HOLE, ON FOX'S STUPID BUT FUN NEW GAME SHOW.
MORE ON JANET JACKSON DISSING HER FAMILY AND MICHEAL MOORE'S NEW MOVIE WILL DEBUT ON-LINE

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Tuesday, September 02, 2008


TIFFANY THI-ESSEN REASONS ON, WHY NOT BEING INVITED ON 90210 2.0

"I don’t think so, I mean I wish them all the luck, but I’m just so in
a different place right now. You know, it’s not that I don’t look back
at that show with wonderful, amazing memories, but I’ve just gone in a
different direction for me. But I think it’s wonderful.”

Inside sources on the new show said, simply she wasn't asked. Her character came well after, the glory years of the original cast. The new show- is as much as nostalgia trip and TNG version of the original hit. Therefore, later character didn't do well in Q rating polls to register with kids or core show fans. Thereby, leading to her silent dismal for the spin-off.
JOHNNY DRAMA ON RANDOM, VIKING VIDEO GAME B.S.
NATALIE PORTMAN DIRECTS

Thursday, August 28, 2008

CARMEN ELECTRA REMEMBERS HER SALAD DAYS.


HARVEY DENT AND SCUMBAG MARIO LOPEZ AT NASCAR.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Tuesday, August 19, 2008


J. LOVE 13 GOING ON 30
-Claims she wishes she spent more time flaunting her body.

The Ghost Whisperer star said, that in light of having to defend her weight problems (almost all of it devoted to her ass in Internet gossip scandal,)she wished she "had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great!"

The Party of Five r revealed its her dream age and wants all young woman,every summer to enjoy parading around in their swimsuit "because there will be that one day in your twenties when you'll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg."
BRITNEY'S NEW BOY-TOY.
CHIEF NICK ANGEL FORCED OFF THE BASTARDS.
JOAN ALLEN IS WARDEN BITCH,HOST OF DEATH RACE 4K.
BREAST LESS WONDER, CHRISTINA APPLEGATE DISCUSS HER CANCER.

Later.