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Monday, March 22, 2010

ALICE WINS AT THE MULTIPLEX.

REAL NEWS: OBAMA'S FIRST ACCOMPLISHMENT AT PRES.-HEALTH CARE.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

















SANDRA BULLOCK DELAYS LONDON VACATION,DUE TO ALLEGED CHEATING BY HUSBAND.

The Oscar-winner "pulled out of the London premiere of" The Blind Side after a "U.S. celebrity magazine published" that her rocking reality star hubby, Jesse James Pulled a Tiger woods against her.


Warner Bros just issued- this hastily prepared statement: "Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support 'The Blind Side' has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film," Bullock herself said in the message.

While this was being done, In Touch magazine ran "an interview with
a California model who claimed she had slept with Bullock's husband of
five years -while the actress was away in Atlanta filming- The Blind
Side last year."

Bullock "attributed much of her recent success to her
happiness at home." Is is thought, that she is victim of long running, Hollywood curse against actresses- whose either life or career has fallen apart (excluding Merly Streep) after coveting the award.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Monday, March 15, 2010

CELEBRITY HOMOPHOBIA-SHERRY SHEPPARD. EXCLUSIVE!
































This happened at the Hollywood and Highland plaza,one week before the Oscars. This is where Sandra Bullock, would make her impassioned award winning speech for the Blind Side about "no sexual orientation that makes us better than anyone else. We are all deserving of love."

The still rotund,yet flat Earth believing View co-host decided to use her lying ignorance- to attack a lone security for a lie. She wasn't going to give him- the right to defend himself and disprove the claim.

The ugly troll of a woman, locked eyes with the innocent quarry and remarked, "We all know your gay!" To the guard's surprise, an angelic Latina passing by (heard the exchange) and then said, "Your one to talk, since you believe the planet is flat.
Don't worry, we got your back!"

Then, her small group laughed- at the hypocrisy of this famous black woman. Since, she herself would normally be the victim of racism, had no right going after someone over gossip and homophobia. Especially, with Sheppard's Sarah Palin induced scientific knowledge of life, to judge strangers.

The portly, bigoted whore (with surprising rounded breasts) left without comment. It's truly nice- when real Americans defend each other from bullies, of hate and class meanace.

CELEB TV DECIDES TO BREAK J. LOVE AND JKX AGAIN.

Friday, March 12, 2010

ARE J. ANI AND G. BUTLER,JUST FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS OR TOTAL PUBLICITY?
THE TRUE STAR OF JENNIFER'S BODY,DRAPES HERSELF IN LACE LINGERIE.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

CAN JERRY BRUCKHEIMER MAKE A RESPECTABLE- HIT VIDEO GAME MOVIE?
ONE OF THE TWO CORREYS (HAIM) IS DEAD AND PLAYING RACQUETBALL WITH BONER.


Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Thursday, February 25, 2010


RICHARD MILLHOUSE STEBONE- IS FOUND DEAD IN CANADA.

Missing Growing Pains star, Andrew
Koenig's body- was found by Vancover police.

The cops found his remains in Stanley Park, about noon.

The star has been missing for over 11 days. The fuzz are conducting (as of this update) a news conference, where Bonner's real life parents- are
most likely going to attend.
IS TIGER WOODS, A SEX AND DRUG ADDICT?




Tuesday, February 23, 2010





















SHEEN BEGINS REHAB STAY,FATE OF HIS SHOW IS SUSPENDED FOR NOW

Variety.com confirmed that Charlie Sheen has checked himself into rehab, at the suggestion of Stan Rosenfield who "released a statement confirming that the thespian has entered rehab."

Sheen halted production, in the middle of the 19th of 24 ordered shows for the season. Sheen's legal noose is tightening around his plea, in CO. on Mar. 15th court date. The D.A.is intending to come down hard on the actor,for attacking his wife Brooke Muller (also in rehab for crack use) with a knife- when both were drunk off their asses on Christmas Day, last year.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Friday, February 19, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Wednesday, February 17, 2010












CHUCK SHEEN IS ANGERED- ABOUT GOING BACK TO REHAB,AFTER HIS WIFE FINISHES HER STINT AT A BETTY FORD LIKE CLINIC.

Imnotobsessed.com stated that- "sources close" to his wife Brooke Mueller has suggested to Charlie Sheen should, "go back to rehab as well, but he's refusing to go."

CBS will have renegotiate Sheen's contract soon," an inside source said and the 2 1/2 Men star "doesn't think he has a problem and he's not going into rehab." Sheen's denial is common with most alcoholics. The source just hopes,
"Charlie will get the help he needs, and sooner rather than later."

"He is not going to rehab," the Sheen's rep added, "Who told him
to go to rehab? Correct answer: no one." The rep couldn't comment on the high blood alcohol count, when he was arrested and Sheen's openness about his dealing with alcoholism, until recently.
NEW BLACK CARD BABE INTROS TOY STORY 3


Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Monday, February 15, 2010

TRACY MORGAN:"BLACKS PEOPLE DON'T WATCH THE WINTER OLYMPICS."

Thursday, February 11, 2010

AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE AUDITIONS FOR BIKINI BEACH?

MEGAN FOX TO MAKE CROWD FORGET SHE CAN'T ACT- WITH MORE SEMI-NUDE SHOTS.
THE NEW SILK SPECTRE, ON HOW SHE MET TED.


Wednesday, February 10, 2010

DID JOHN MAYER HAVE "CRAZY SEX" WITH JESSICA SIMPSON ON DRUGS?

Tuesday, February 09, 2010


NBC CONTINUES TO USE PAST IDEAS, TO PROP UP THEIR PRESENT.
-YOU KNOW,PAUL REISER: HIS NEW MAD IDEA IS ABOUT ANOTHER SITCOM.

From Deadline Hollywood
EXCLUSIVE: The last time Paul Reiser created a sitcom that was picked up by NBC, it was the major hit Mad About You and ran from 1992 all the way to 1999 on the network. So it's understandable if NBC is feeling somewhat nostalgic for Reiser's product. Now I've learned that last night the network picked up a Warner Bros pilot that was written by and stars Paul Reiser who also will executive produce. There's no official announcement about this yet. But the deal for this single-camera filmed series is said to be "big".

Monday, February 08, 2010

DR. MURRAY CHARGED OFFICIALLY WITH HIS CRIME.

IS SANDY BULLOCK TURNING INTO THE CUNT,JULIA ROBERTS ALWAYS SAID SHE WAS?

Thursday, February 04, 2010

DRUGS,PNEUMONIA AND RECENT BAD BOX OFIICES RETURNS- KILLED BRITTANY MURPHY.
NICK JONAS JOKINGLY SLAMS ROB DYLAN.

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Monday, February 01, 2010

LEO DICAPRIO TALKS ABOUT MAKING MYST INTO A MOVIE OR SOMETHING.


Sunday, January 31, 2010

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Monday, January 25, 2010

Friday, January 22, 2010

Wednesday, January 20, 2010


ROB ESTES JOINS JENNIE GARTH IN LEAVING 90210.

West Bevery HAS lost its school counselor, and the principal.

Zap2it confirmed that Rob Estes' Harry Wilson, "will be
written out of the show by season's end." The loss will affect:
Annie (Shenae Grimes) Dixon (Tristan Wilds) and his wife Debbie
(Lori Loughlin.)This will force the family, to adapt to being the working class family- in the richest zip code in the nation.

Estes' PR rep gave this statement:

"I wish the show, cast and crew nothing but the best. I am looking forward to
spending time with my kids and exploring other opportunities." Estes is leaving over the lack of raise,despite the show's modest success.


Estes "apparently leaves 90210 on good terms with producers and with The CW" and is negotiation to appear as an undead on the Vampire Diaries.

GLENN BECK IS WORRIED OVER SARAH PALIN'S SUCCESS AT FOX NEWS.

Beck is "concerned" that FNC heads- so love Sarah's slutty,yet wholesome attributes that are driving ratings, but she won't consent to being on with Beck. The network is hot to give her own show and Beck's time slot was mentioned in passing.

"Sarah is the new flavor of the month at Fox. All the bosses love her. She's an
incredibly strong woman who finds a way of getting what she wants," Beck's insider
reiterated. "Glenn has convinced himself that it's his 5 p.m. slot that Sarah
has her eye on."

Beck has decided to face-off with Palin, in an Anne Boleyn Vs. King Henry VIII scenario, "Glenn thinks of himself as the King and isn't going to be replaced by a Queen without a fight."

Beck forgets that Sarah "is solely as an analyst," though a ratings "powerhouse" by
"appearing on (other) shows hosted by other Fox anchors".
HOW DENZEL AND MILA KUNIS ALMOST TOOK DOWN AVATAR.
SONY NAMES THE NEW DIRECTOR OF SPIDER MAN: TEEN YEARS.

Monday, January 18, 2010

A LISTERS GO TEAM COCO (OUTSIDE THE DRAMA, CONAN IS AN A-HOLE) AT NBC'S LATE NIGHT DEBACLE.




Thursday, January 14, 2010

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Monday, January 11, 2010

DAMN YOU, SONY!! CHEAPO "REBOOT" FEVER INFESTS SPIDERMAN. DIRECTOR RAIMI OUT AND MCGUIRE AND DUNST ARE FIRED!


SANDI BULLOCK TALKS ABOUT HELPING FOLKS- WHICH HELPED HER TO DEFEAT NEMESIS JULIA ROBERTS, AT THE BOX OFFICE.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Friday, January 08, 2010

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

CHUCK EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED AT STUPID MORGAN'S BACHELOR PARTY.
EX FRIEND LISA KUDROW, BULLIES COURTNEY COX IN HER COUGAR TOWN.

Monday, January 04, 2010

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Tuesday, December 29, 2009


FERGIE MAY HAVE PISSED HERSELF, AT HER OWN CONCERT.

The musician- Fergie stated, “That won’t happen again.I make a point now of visiting the bathroom at least once before I go on stage.It sounds obvious but sometimes it’s the simple things you forget to do.”

Showbiz Spy said, the Black Eyed Peas front woman (who also appears in the slutty, musical Nine)"was caught" in a solo at her concert "leaving her with a tell-tale wet patch."

Stacy Ferguson surmized that -despite being cheated upon a stripper whore by her husband, former Las Vegas stud Josh Dumamel- said accidentally doing a No. 1- in front her fans, was the “most embarrassing moment of my life”.

“I think everyone has seen the pictures on the Internet when I didn’t use the bathroom before I went on stage,” she continued. “We were doing Let’s Get It Started and I was jumping all over.. Yeah, I should have used the toilet before I went on stage."

Monday, December 28, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

"FOR MEN EVERYWHERE:" MERRY SLUTMAS!





ALLEGED FAT BURGER BIGOT, AMY POHLER- IS A LYING, CHIPMUNK SOUNDING BITCH! ( WITH FOOTAGE RECORDED.)

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Tuesday, December 22, 2009












SIMON COWELL FINDS IDOL "JUST DREADFUL," ENOUGH TO LEAVE. HE'LL START THE X FACTOR IN 2011(ISN'T THAT AMERICA'S GOT TALENT?)

Tony Cowell, the author and brother- of the caustic bastard, said Simon is preparing a press release- to confirm his departure of America's # 1 show,after this season. This is after failing, in repeated attempts to get current host Ryan Seacrest fired.

Cowell is determined to get the Factor on, because he would host and be the key judge, even though the format doesn't differ all that much from Idol or Talent.

Simon Cowell told Fox TV head executive Peter Rice about this, two months ago. At that time, he said he'd like to start taping Factor episodes "in Los Angeles in September 2011 for broadcast on Fox." Fox PR dept. refused comment, about the Idol overseas statement.

Monday, December 21, 2009

"UNCLE HANK!! I NOW KNOW, WHAT HEAVEN OR HELL, IS LIKE."

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

WAS LETTERMAN COERCISED INTO KEEPING THE A-ROD/KATE HUDSON BREAK-UP SECRET?


TIGER WOODS MAY HAVE SUNK HIS PUTTER- INTO JESSICA SIMPSON!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

ANOTHER CELEB'S LIFE-LOCK FAILS. THIS TIME- WILL SMITH.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009


SMALLVILLE STUNTS GOES AWRY IN METORPOLIS.
From Imdb:

A stunt coordinator on the set of cult TV Superman drama series Smallville
was taken to the hospital yesterday when a stunt went awry. Details of the
man's injuries were not available when WENN went to press, but they were
enough to halt filming and keep the unnamed stuntman in hospital for
observation. A studio representative insists no cast members were hurt
during the incident in British Columbia, Canada. It's not the first time the
Smallville set has been the site of a stunt-gone-wrong - stuntman Bill
Stewart was left badly cut after a glass window failed to shatter properly
as he fell through it during one scene in 2003.




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