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Wednesday, January 19, 2011



OSCAR WINNER MICHEAL CLARKE DUNCAN IS GETTING A BONES SPIN OFF!

TVline.com stated that Michael Clarke Duncan shall co-star and be
introduced in Episode 19 (this year) on The Emily Deschanel show.
The new show's source material will borrow from "The Locator series of two books,written by Richard Greener."
Walt Sherman IS “the Locator” (role uncast now), a
Ex military cop "who can find anything." Duncan will portray
his partner Leo, "a tough, raw-hide cowboy philosopher."
This will be first regular role on TV for the Kingpin and his last appearance since he went Mano-a-mujer with with Yvonne S. on Chuck.

ALEX MACK BUYS A TICKET TO HAWAII TO VISIT McGARRET.


Writer NELLIE ANDREEVA discovered Larisa Oleynik "is joining the cast of the freshman drama Hawaii Five-0." Oleynik "will play Jessica
Kaye, an ex-CIA analyst."

She'll help Five-0 "in the pursuit of Steve
McGarrett's arch nemesis, Wo Fat (Iron Chef: America's Mark Dacascos.)"
Tia Carrere had been slated to take the part of the villain, when the producers had decided to go another way.
Mack has a vested interest in apprehending Wo Fat- since evidence proves he most likely, killed her CIA field agent fiance.



EXPOSE: ANNE HATHAWAY WAS GOING TO BE A DANGEROUSLY, HOT CATWOMAN-ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

The interesting thing about this, Hathaway had nailed Black Cat (pretty much the same role) for Spiderman 4, back when Tobey McGuire was still the lead and Sam Raimi was directing.

When that project fell apart into the reboot, which is redoing the origin story AGAIN (with the new casting of the great Martin Sheen as Uncle Ben, and "some British guy" Rhys Ifansto to be The Lizard.)If Spidey 4 had come to pass, John Malcovich was to play the part by the British guy and the film would have been a love triangle- that might have been Mary Jane's (Kirsten Dunst) awaking as the heroine Firestar.

Still, The current 99 (also tiring of Steve Carell- to stop screwing around to shoot the Get Smart sequel) is best news for The Dark Knight Rises (though in light of her casting may need to re-title the project again.)This means- Hathaway was at the top of both movies' short list, to play one of these jewel thieving, sluts of power.

Just as long Tom Brady's Bane realizes- he's the henchman to Anne H's karate kicking, lethal clad bitch in love with Bats, this should be a truly, kick ass movie.

Anne Hathaway- The Jennifer Garner of our times (since Sydney Bristo retired from action movies.)
VANESSA WILLIAMS ON GERVAIS AND THE PHILBIN RETIREMENT.







Tuesday, January 18, 2011


EXPOSE-IS AMY ADAMS READY TO BE LARA CROFT?

She played a caricature of the world's only top female aviator, Amelia Earhart better than two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank, who seemed born for the role. She wore her pants,so tight as the charming adventuress- that Rotten Tomatoes declared that her ass literally saved the sequel to Ben Stiller's history comedy.

There appears to be little chance of getting Angelina Jolie back to role that fells, like a second skin to her. So, Warner Bros (the current owner of the character) may as well hire the best person for the job. I've looked at all non-Transformer parts of Megan Fox, she just appears to the worst choice all around (can't act or do accents, horrible box office;etc.)

Adams brings all of the skills needed for Croft that Jolie did: critical acclaim (even in shallow roles,) a physicality to her performance (the cat fight in The Fighter, against one of the ugly sisters) and finally- a charming grace without being neither naive or overbearing.

So, Warner Bros. can't finish the trilogy, this appears to be the only sane choice. You know, if have to make another half-ass, video game movie sequel.
WIN MODERN BARSTOOLS!!
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These guys strive to put Amazon to shame. CSN stores sells it all cheap, from bedroom sets to coffee makers. They simply have too much good stuff for less.

To win the prize: You MUST become a follower of my blog. After that, email me your full name, e-mail address and a note stating your following this blog. We will confirm it, so no cheating.The E-mail link is on the About Me page or you can go to the follwers area below and sign-up there.



This contest will start on Monday, January 17, 2011 at 11:00am (EST) and will close March 14,2011 at 11:59 pm (EST.) This is open ONLY for USA entrants.
All entries after that will be tarnished,like Lindsey Lohan's career.
The winner will be announced shortly after that, from the sponsor.

Great Luck, my dudes!


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JENNIFER ANISTON GOES SUPER SEXY, FOR COVER SHOT.

Monday, January 17, 2011

AL ROKER CONFIRMS FROM SANDY B. HERSELF-IT'S A NO-GO WITH REYNOLDS.
FCC TO SOON APPROVE COMCAST-NBC MERGER FOR POSSIBLE SCREWING OF CONSUMERS.


Sunday, January 16, 2011

WIN MODERN BARSTOOLS!!
The good folks at CSN stores, wants to give back to the too hip, Hollywood gossip fanatics here- by giving away a $20 gift card- for their All Modern Furniture site.

These guys strive to put Amazon to shame. CSN stores sells it all cheap, from bedroom sets to coffee makers. They simply have too much good stuff for less.

To win the prize: You MUST become a follower of my blog. After that, email me your full name, e-mail address and a note stating your following this blog. We will confirm it, so no cheating.


This contest will start on Monday, January 17, 2011 at 11:00am (EST) and will close March 14,2011 at 11:59 pm (EST.) This is open ONLY for USA entrants.
All entries after that will be tarnished,like Lindsey Lohan's career.
The winner will be announced shortly after that, from the sponsor.

Great Luck, my dudes!


Note: Gift certificate WILL NOT include shipping costs. Still, the majority of the products at their CSN do have free shipping on the items.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

WILL JUSTIN BIEBER AND SELENA GOMEZ MOVE TO THE UK, IN ORDER TO KEEP GETTING BUSY?!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

HOW WILL AMERICA'S OTHER CRANKY BRIT SAVE CNN, WHILE STILL JUDGING AMERICA'S TALENT?







Monday, January 10, 2011

COMEDY CENTRAL TO CREATE THE COMEDY AWARDS FOR MTV NETWORS.
From PR Newswire
They will tape in New York City for "the first-ever multi-network, multi-platform, annual event dedicated to honoring and celebrating the world of comedy, it was announced today by Doug Herzog, president, MTV Networks Entertainment Group. A night for comedy of all kinds, "The Comedy Awards" will be taped at New York City's Hammerstein Ballroom on Saturday, March 26 and will premiere on Sunday, April 10, 2011, simultaneously across MTV Networks' COMEDY CENTRAL, Spike TV, TV Land, VH1 and Nick At Nite."

Comedy elite including James Burrows, Billy Crystal, Will Ferrell, Whoopi Goldberg, Brad Grey, Seth MacFarlane, Adam McKay, Jimmy Miller, Jay Roach, Ray Romano, Rory Rosegarten, Phil Rosenthal and many more are among the first to join "The Comedy Awards" Board of Directors which will be responsible for selecting the nominees. The winners will be chosen by an invitation-only voting body comprised of 500-1000 members from the comedy community -- including writers, producers, performers and directors. The event will also feature several special awards that will include the voice of the fans through online voting at the event site thecomedyawards.com.

In conjunction with the launch of "The Comedy Awards," the MTVN Entertainment Group has joined forces with the Entertainment Industry Foundation (EIF) to establish The American Comedy Fund. Without a union or other protection, many comedians face unique challenges to succeed and survive. The fund will provide much-needed financial assistance, health benefits and other resources for comedians across the country during times of need, crisis or transition. The American Comedy Fund will be administered by EIF in collaboration with the Motion Picture & Television Fund and The Actors Fund.

"The Comedy Awards" will pay homage to the genre and honor the year's best comedy actors, films, television series and digital content. The event will celebrate the talented writers, directors and performers who have literally changed the laugh track of our lives: the pioneering legends who pushed boundaries; the TV shows that we rushed home to watch;; the movies that are indelibly etched into our collective pop culture memory and the stand-up comedians that make us think while we laugh.

"The Comedy Awards" will take its place among MTV Networks' rich history of successful tent-pole events, such as MTV's "Video Music Awards," Nickelodeon's "Kids' Choice Awards" and the COMEDY CENTRAL Emmy-nominated Roast franchise.

Don Mischer Productions' Don Mischer and Charlie Haykel, alongside Casey Patterson, SVP, event production, MTVN Entertainment Group, are the executive producers. Elizabeth Porter and Jonas Larsen are the executives in charge for the network.
SEE WHAT THAT BRIT, THINKS OF BEING A AMERICAN SPIDERMAN.

Friday, January 07, 2011

JENNA MORONI,SISTER TO SAL MORONI OF THE FALCONI CRIME SYNDICATE- IS PREGNANT.



REAL NEWS: TED WILLIAMS- FORMER HOMELESS TURNED VOCAL SUPERHERO.

Thursday, January 06, 2011

JASON STATHAM IS YOUR NEW MECHANIC.

COPS NAB JAMIE PRESSLY FOR ACTING TOO MUCH LIKE EARL'S JOY.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Monday, December 27, 2010

Friday, December 24, 2010

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Tuesday, December 21, 2010




























NPH CALLED FAMED SOAP ACTOR "A D-BAG!"

Eric Braeden, 69, the CBS soap actor "canceled a cameo appearance" on How I met Your Mother, causing Barney to awesomely refer to him as used condom.

"The actor, (Robin's dad), agreed to a cameo, then last night bailed,
saying the part wasn't 'substantial' enough," NPH said through his twitter account, "to more than 1 million followers. We've recast with Ray Wise, a
fantastic actor who makes any part 'substantial.' Super excited to
welcome him to the family!"

However Braeden stated, he left abruptly when he found out his part had been cut "just before the taping, which he deemed unreasonable as he is currently recovering
from hip surgery."

He was so exhausted from recovery that, "I was not about appear on a show for two lines, because that's what it amounted to." Braeden whent so far as to call the openly gay acTOR was being "overdramatic."

"His choice of words bothered me. It seems to me like a young
whippersnapper, having seen himself on a few covers, who's received a
few awards, is now suddenly suffering from the first signs of hubris,"
Braeden explained.

After Harris was briefed on Braeden's recent surgery, he maned up and apologized
via Twitter, to end the feud before futher escalatation.

"Now I feel bad for the D-bag comment. Don't know the guy personally,"
Harris typed. "I'm just fiercely protective of our show."











THOSE JERSEY SHORE BASTARDS AND VILE TEEN MOMS GIVES MTV HUGE NUMBERS,NOT SEEN IN 10 YEARS.


NEW YORK, Dec. 21, 2010 /PRNewswire/ -- MTV, a division of Viacom Inc. (NYSE: VIA and VIA.B), concluded 2010 with a 16% year-over-year ratings gain (P12-34), the network's largest annual increase since 1999, and with its fourth consecutive quarter of growth. For the final quarter of 2010, MTV's ratings grew 24% over the same period last year as the network posted gains across all key day parts.

The year-long ratings gains were fueled by MTV's diverse programming slate of hit reality series, new scripted comedy and live award telecasts. Excluding sports, MTV nabbed all 20 of the top 20 cable telecasts of the year among P12-34, topped by the "2010 Video Music Awards." Further, MTV secured eight of the top 20 original cable series of the year, including the top two spots with "Jersey Shore" (#1) and "Teen Mom" (#2). In addition, MTV's sibling network MTV2, which has the highest concentration of young males on TV, had its best year ever, up 4% over 2009.

MTV's dramatic growth extended to the online space. With more than 57 million unique visitors according to comScore Media Metrix numbers (November 2010), the MTV Music Group experienced 200% year-over-year growth, making it the #1 destination for music.

"In 2010 we've seen enormous ratings growth as a result of the process we began almost two years ago to reinvent MTV for a new generation," said MTV General Manager Stephen Friedman. "We continue to rally the organization around a new brand filter that is clearly gaining traction with the millennial audience as we see broad-based ratings gains across our programming lineup. We look forward to a strong 2011 when we'll further diversify our lineup with new scripted series 'Skins' and 'Teen Wolf' alongside returning hits like 'Jersey Shore' and 'Teen Mom 2."

ADDITIONAL KEY LINEAR HIGHLIGHTS FOR 2010 INCLUDE:

"Jersey Shore," MTV's most-watched series ever, more than doubled (+119%) its season one average (5.7 vs 2.6)
Season two of "Teen Mom" saw ratings increase 57% over season one's average (3.6 vs 2.3)
The "2010 VMAS" delivered a 10.0 rating (P12-34) and 11.4 million total viewers, making it the #1 cable telecast of the year.
MTV's original comedy series "The Hard Times of RJ Berger" culminated with season-high ratings of 1.3 (P12-34) and 1.3 million total viewers, up 20% from the season average


Source: Nielsen.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Friday, December 03, 2010

Thursday, December 02, 2010

REESE WITHERSPOON GETS TO GET WALKED ON, IN HOLLYWOOD.

FOX TV ASKS- CAN PLAYERS KEEP A MILLION DOLLARS?




Wednesday, November 24, 2010










THE BIGGEST LOSERS ARE NOW UNIONIZED WINNERS.
-From the LA Times.

Producers and crew members of the reality TV series “The Biggest Loser” have settled a labor dispute, ending a high-profile strike that disrupted production of the NBC reality series.

The International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees reached an agreement this weekend with production companies Reveille, 3Ball and 25/7 to end a nearly two-week strike, said two people familiar with the matter who asked not to be identified because they were not authorized to speak about the settlement.

The parties subsequently released a statement confirming the development. "The agreement is a positive step forward for the crew of the 'Biggest Loser,' especially in the area of health benefits,'' said Mike Miller, vice president of the IA. "We are pleased to see them go back to work."

Lee Rierson, managing director and head of business operations for Reveille said the sides had reached a "fair agreement" while "managing to avoid significant disruption to the production, and are happy to see our entire crew working together again."

About 50 crew members unanimously approved the agreement Monday morning. Under the deal, the crew members on the show will be eligible to count their work hours toward their health insurance benefits, which had been a primary goal of the union. Starting next summer, IATSE members must work 400 hours every six months in order to secure or retain their health insurance coverage. The current minimum is 300 hours.

Crew members walked off the job Nov. 8, saying producers had refused to have their work represented under an IATSE contract. The Directors Guild of America and the American Federation of Television and Radio Artists already had contracts covering their workers on the show.

Production of the series resumed last week when producers recruited replacement workers, but it was disrupted by pickets organized by IATSE at the Calabasas ranch studio where "The Biggest Loser" is produced. Trainers on the show refused to cross picket lines and, with the host, pledged to auction themselves on EBay to raise money for the strikers

Thursday, November 18, 2010

OKSANA G. EXPLAINS EXTORTING DANGEROUS ASS, MEL GIBSON.



ARE THERE FREE THINKING, LIBERALS OVER AT FOX NEWS..FINALLY!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

CAN THE DIRTY GIRL: BECOME A MOVIE STAR WHILE SIGNING,ACTING AND DOING A NAKED FAN DANCE- ALL AT ONCE-WITH CHER WATCHING HER!?







Wednesday, November 10, 2010

MAYBE DEMI LOVATO WILL BE THE NEXT LILO WITH GUMPTION?



MILEY CYRUS GOES ALL LARA CROFT, IN SO UNDERCOVER.

Tuesday, November 09, 2010










CO-CO'S MESSAGE TO NBC: "GO TO HELL!" AND HE MAY HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN HIS WISH.

From The wrap.com

Ratings are the best revenge. And if these numbers hold, "Conan" had a very sweet debut for TBS, served cold.

In his first night back on the air in over nine months, Conan O’Brien bested David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel and -- most importantly for O'Brien and his followers -- Jay Leno.

Conan’s new TBS show scored a 2.8 rating among Nielsen’s 56 metered markets. In contrast, Leno earned a 2.7 rating, Letterman drew 2.5, and Kimmel received a 1.7.

ALSO READ THEWRAP'S REVIEW: Conan Returns to Late Night With a Message for NBC: 'Go to Hell'

Against his Comedy Central competition, the ginger-haired comic also fared well. "The Daily Show" earned a 1.5 rating, while "The Colbert Report" nabbed a 1.1 rating.

The real challenge will be maintaining the lead over the next few weeks and months. An executive from a rival show said that he expects O'Brien's numbers will dip once the curiosity factor wanes.


Conan's Real Late-Night Foe Isn't Jay or Dave -- It's Jon Stewart
Conan Returns to Late Night With a Message for NBC: 'Go to Hell'However, those numbers are subject to change once national figures come in later today.

Moreover, with the exception of Stewart, they do not represent head-to-head matchups, as Leno and Letterman both kick off their show at 11:30 p.m., while O'Brien begins his 30 minutes earlier.

Monday, November 08, 2010










DISNEY'S NEWEST ZIT-COM/DANCE SHOW IS ANOTHER HIT.
From Nielsen Co.
Ratings Highlights for Sunday, November 7, 2010 Preliminary National
Ratings

6.2 Million Bust a Move and Cut a Rug with "Shake it Up"!


Disney Channel's No. 2 Highest Rated Series Premiere of All Time Among
Total Viewers and Tweens 9-14 and No. 1 Sunday Series Premiere Ever
Among Target Demos


Lead-In "Hannah Montana Forever" Posts the Series' Best Ratings in
Over 3 Years, Ranks as its No. 3 Telecast Ever in Total Viewers


"Shake It Up" (8:30-9:00 p.m.)


The series premiere of Disney Channel "Shake It Up" grooved with
audiences across the U.S., ranking as the channel's 2nd-most-watched
series debut overall among Total Viewers (6.2 million) and Tweens 9-14
(2.7 million/11.0 rating) and its No. 1 Sunday premiere on record in
Total Viewers, Kids 6-11 (2.6 million/10.6 rating) and Tweens 9-14.


· "Shake It Up" doubled the year-ago (11/8/09) time period average in
Total Viewers (6.2 million vs. 3.1 million), and nearly doubled among
Kids 6-11 (73% - 2.6 million vs. 1.5 million) and Tweens 9-14 (93% -
2.7 million vs. 1.4 million).


"Hannah Montana" (7:30-8:30 p.m.)


At 7:30 p.m., "Hannah Montana Forever" delivered season highs across
all target demos, becoming the series' most-watched telecast in more
than 3 years among Total Viewers (7.1 million), Kids 6-11 (2.6
million/10.6 rating) and Tweens 9-14 (2.8 million/11.3 rating) - since
the post-"High School Musical" telecast on 8/17/07.


Sunday's all-new one hour episode became the show's 3rd-most-watched
telecast of all time in Total Viewers, and 4th-most-watched ever in
Kids 6-11 and Tweens 9-14.


· Sunday's "Hannah Montana Forever" generated the channel's largest
Total Viewer (7.1 million), Kid 6-11 (2.6 million) and Tween 9-14 (2.8
million) audiences in the hour in the network's history.
FAILED DON'T FORGET THE LYRICS PLAYERS, BACKSTREET BOYS TOUR WITH THE NEW KIDS...
HOT FUZZ DIRECTOR HOPES-AMERICA TURNS SCOTT PILGRIM INTO A HIT ON HBO AND DVD!

Thursday, November 04, 2010

...TWO FERNS HOST ZACK GALIFINAKIS- TELLS BABE TO "LEAVE MY BEARD ALONE."



Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Monday, November 01, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

HANNAH MONTANA IS NOW ANOTHER VICTIM OF DIVORCE.




Note: This may explain why Olivia Munn, was angrily crestfallen- near the entrance of E!/G4 offices yesterday afternoon- when the story broke.She ducked into a hallway, before we could get a picture.

Monday, October 25, 2010

NOW, THAT KATIE PERRY/RUSSELL BRAND ARE MARRIED- BRING ON THE DIVORCE RUMORS

Friday, October 22, 2010

Thursday, October 21, 2010

TOO SEXY DIANE AGRON FORCED TO APOLOGIZE, FOR BEING SEXIER THAN AVERAGE WHITE GIRLS IN GQ SPOT.


Monday, October 18, 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010
































TIA CARERE'S TIME IN JURY DUTY FINALLY PAYS OFF-WILL BE A STYLISH,SADISTIC VILLAIN OF NEW HAWAII 5-0.

The Honolulu Star-Advertiser CONFIRMED actress Tia Carrere is "reinventing the famous Hawaii Five-0 villain Wo Fat." The Hawaii-born actress and Grammy-winning singer stated:

"And it doesn't matter that the original Wo Fat was a man -- so was Kono, now played by actress Grace Park." In Jack Lord's Five-0, "Wo Fat was played by Khigh Dhiegh." He played Steve McGarrett's Communist Nemesis, through the show's entire 12 year run.

Carrere, "had expressed interest" in the CBS reboot "earlier in the year." Since she lost out on the Kono part,based on age issues- she moved on other shows,like Syfi's Warehouse 13.

She intends her Wo Fat to BE clad in "a Versace leather suit with Christian Dior sunglasses with sharp nails." Cha-Cha continued: "She would be a dragon lady- but sadistic, absolutely. She would have so much fun.He had a perfect tone of menace."

Exec Producer Peter Lenkov had seriously discussed the role with Cassandra- since they last worked together in notable bomb Jury Duty with '90s star Pauly Shore.

She's finishing the "upcoming You May Not Kiss the Bride and the part of Rell Sunn in Wave Dancer." Carrere relishes " the idea of being bad." Her most memorable role, is the violently classy,slut Juno Skinner- "in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film True Lies."

"I would rather play the villain," the ex-Relic Hunter cooed. "It's more fun to be able to be that bad."

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Later.