IN BED WITH THE JANE AUSTIN BOOK CLUB AND CARRIE KEAGAN.

BRITNEY SPEARS LOST IN HER OWN WORLD AGAIN

LINDSEY LOHAN BACK IN LOS ANGELES. MOMS, LOCK UP YOUR SONS.

EMILE HIRSCH TALKS ABOUT HIS ART HOUSE HIT, INTO THE WILD & WRAPPING SPEED RACER.

P.DIDDY FOLLOWS O.J. INTO COURT.
-CRIMINAL CHARGES PENDING.

EXCLUSIVE: BRITNEY SPEARS GIVES STATEMENT B4 SURRENDERING TO THE HOT FUZZ.

ANTI-JEWISH VIDEO SQUASHED BY ASPEN PUBLIC ACCESS TV, WITH MESSAGES THAT ONLY MEL GIBSON COULD APPRICATE.

Grass Roots TV board leader Alan Feldman told the media, he has banned a video made by an Australian firm-- that renders the Holocaust a lie and claims the that gas chambers through a fumigant chemical known as Zyklon B saved lives.

The controversy is based in Aspen, CO… a liberal Mecca for the rich and hip-- who vacation and ski there--where trapped in the most conservative state,
in the nation. The state’s extreme anti gay and sex crimes laws are largely targeted, against the few minorities that live or visit the area (the Kobe Bryant case.)

The “Very offensive” docudrama is title "Judea Declares War on Germany: A Critical
Look at World War II" and it has been making its way across the
Internet for some time now.

Feldman denied the video because, “"Especially with my background. I'm Jewish. My family was murdered in the Holocaust." The station will return to running-- popular local football games and local theater productions, in the meantime.

HIT AND RUN VICTIM OF BRITNEY SPEARS TALKS-EXCLUSIVE!!

GISELLE IN BIKINI FROM THE FUTURE

KID ROCK BLASTS TWO TIME WIFE PAM ANDERSON.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA TAKES ON THE NIGHTLIFE,AFTER WINNING WAR WITH BRITNEY (IN MARRIAGE & AND AS OF NOW CAREER.)

JANET JACKSON, BACK IN OPRAH MODE.
-She's apparently lost the weight and is svelte again.

HILLARY DUFF READY TO DO THE NASTY, WITH A BLACK GUY IN GREATA.

Hilary Duff will take the Julia Styles route (O, Save the Last Dance) and be Greata, currently being filmed in New Jersey. The cook (newcomer Evan Ross) is an African-American-- whose summer romance with his waitress must overcome racism-- when it rears its ugly head in the form of her grandparents (Mike Murphy & Ellen Burstyn.)

The film is unfortunately going to be somewhat typical, as the too hot love scenes are allegedly being toned down and the cook will have a criminal record. Another music video vet, Nancy Bardawil, directs the flick.

DANNY BOUNADUCE KICKS PRO WRESTLER ASS.

ABIGAIL WHISTLER A LIAR!? JESSICA BIEL FLIPS BIRD TO PARADISE ISLAND.

The Illusionist beauty has bolted from the Justice League project. Sources close to her agent cite that she didn't like locking up her life--for a three movie deal via the X Men/Spider Man clause & perhaps noted the fans' reaction to her possible casting, that may have angered her.

Therefore, the usual suspects return to the short list: Cameron Diaz, Demi Moore, plus audtioning You Tube actressses, and Angel alum Charisma Carpenter.

JORJA FOX LEAVING LAS VEGAS!
-Quits #1 Crime Drama, due bad contract talks this summer.

From dixiechik & Media Life Magazine:

"Jorja Fox, who has played Sara Sidle on "CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation" since it first aired in 2000, is leaving the show after
this season's seventh episode in November. Fox's departure comes after a
less-than-promising stretch of negotiations, though her character did
survive last season’s cliffhanger on last week’s season opener."

IS JESSICA BIEL THE NEXT WONDER WOMAN?



The Blade: Trinity star is in final negotiations to star as the seminal, perfect amazon in the upcoming Justice League (AKA The Super-Friends) film.

It was rumored that Cameron Diaz--was also a finalist for the part. She may even had a screen test done. Remember when Diaz went brunette some time ago,and displayed a sexy, exotic look to her (not unlike Diana Prince.)

Diaz may have bolted when she learned, she had to share screen time with other heroes--instead of starring in her own WW movie. This opened the door for Biel, who also has a great body and is already trained in stunt and marital art work.

The Ex 7th Heaven beauty, may have been doing some stealth auditing too. In the successful, but critically maligned I Now Pronounce You- Chuck and Larry she was dressed in a cat woman (Michelle Pfeiffer era)outfit and the infamous scene where she's walking around in power boots and a sweaty bikini (B4 letting Adam Sandler touch her boobs.)

Warner Bros. refused to confirmed this, until all casting options were exhausted. This included all the male hero roles, as current stars of the Batman Begins and Superman Returns tent-pole films (Chrtistian Bale & Brandon Routh respectively) will not reprise their roles here.

ABC-TV REVERSES ITSELF!! IT WILL BRING BACK CYNTHIA WATROS 4 MORE LOST.

Lost executive producer Carlton Cuse proclaimed that- Hurley's deceased true love will return, to fill in the missing pieces of her role and her loving time with the big lotto winner.

"We could not be more pleased. Cynthia is a smart and engaging actor, and [executive producer] Damon [Lindelof] and I have some very cool parts of her story left to tell," stated Cuse.

No word on whether violent bi-sexual, Michelle Rodriguez (hated L.A. cop Ana-Lucia Cortez) would return.

Off-Topic: Does anyone else think Evangeline Lilly dropped a dime on Rodriguez and Watros that night they got drunk....when she realized they were getting all her press and magazine covers(that year??)Please comment, if u will.

THE JUICE IS FORMALLY CHARGED IN LAS VEGAS.

SARAH SILVERMAN EATS CHEESE (IN A BIKINI)WITH JEFF GARLIN FOR CARRIE KEEGAN.