KRIS JENNER DECIDES BETWEEN- SECURITAS AND ABM NOW.

A LITTLE MITCH, ESCORTED TO HIS SHORT SCHOOL BUS.

Oscar Stories: Wolfgang Puck- EXCLUSIVE

A kindly old man is walking toward the public restroom. A security guard realizes, he is without his credentials. So, when the Puck is questioned about it...

Wolfgang Puck: C'mon, You're kidding right. I'm.....

He stops when he realizes: he's being a self important asshole and gets his pass.About three minutes later, Puck returns and flashes his badge. The guard apologizes for doing his job, and thanks for finally complying.

A few hours later, after the guard goes off duty-Puck brazenly sneaks off to the loo again,without his pass.

He does donate, left over food from the Governor's ball to charities.So don't judge him, too harshly. Still, he gives no food to the security professionals, who are paid to take a bullet for him and all celebrities at the event. It's a shame,Wolfie.

GOD CALLS WHITNEY HOUSTON HOME, JUST BEFORE HER COMEBACK.

IT COSTS BIG BUCKS TO PROTECT THESE SPEARS.

BEST FRIEND IN MR. HOLLAND'S OPUS THANKS SECURITY GUARD.
(Exclusive.)

A Latino, McRoberts security guard- at the Oscars (known only as Frank,) ended up helping the wife of actor and current day manager of the Kodak theatre, Jay Thomas.

The night of the big event, the woman's wife was dress impeccably. She got lost and needed to use the bathroom. The guard quickly, told her where to go and how to get back to the proceedings.

At the end of the event, Thomas and his wife walked back by- the metal detector where "Frank" was working. Thomas announced himself to the guard and, re-thanked him for helping his wife.

Weirdly, just an hour prior to this, a white male, Vegas lounge singer type- was thrown out by the cops. As he passed by a male, African American guard said, something about not being thrown out because of drugs.