ALPHA UHURA COLLASPE INTO THE SICKBAY.

PROOF: JOHN CENA IS A PUNK AND DWANE JOHNSON IS A REAL MAN.

"WHATCHU TALKIN' 'BOUT" I'M IN HEAVEN, WILLS. AMERICA WILL MISS U,GARY.

TOMMY LEE JONES WANTS W. LA VA HOSPITAL UPGRADES IN THE 21ST.

One of our operatives, meet secretly with Men In Black II kingpin, near the veteran's medical center in Westwood.

He seemed concerned- that the the facility's infrastructure is sorely outdated. It's building technology hasn't been updated since the 40s. It's overall day-to-day tech, has only been updated since the late 70s, when the seminal hit series Wonder Woman (on a regular basis) last taped there.

The great actor was leaning toward- opening communications that could lead to a massive Hollywood based fundraiser, to help build modern buildings and get modern technology to help properly heal of our fighting men and woman. Jones may plan to do this after the current election, whomever is in the White House.

Jones felt that it was stupid that- in the greatest country in the world, our freedom fighters were making do with ancient tech and medical equipment. Plus, he would make a sizable financial contribution regardless, of any help from his Tinseltown friends.

BRITNEY SPEARS ON THE LOOSE AGAIN. CAN SHE LOSE THE PAPS AND GET HER MONEY BACK?

BRITNEY'S DAD HAS HIS OWN BREAKDOWN/BREAKTHROUGH

DENNIS QUAID TO AVENGE HIS CHILDREN'S ILLNESS, IN COURT