SHELDON'S EMMY NOMINATION GOES TO HIS HEAD.

IT'S A VIACOM PARTY OVER HERE.

CHARLIE SHEEN IS DONE WITH 2 1/2 MEN!

CHARLIE SHEEN:"Much speculation and rumor has arisen from my current status
surrounding Two and a Half Men. All of the numbers reported in the
press are false. Claims from ‘inside sources’ regarding offers from
the studio as well as my salary, on their best day, are without merit.
Approaching the start of the current season and as far back as June
‘09, I submitted my terms for season eight to Warner Bros. and CBS
respectfully. Both parties have known the score for over a year. In no
way, has this been a hasty or negligent eleventh hour surprise. I
offer this information out of love and respect to my crew, my on-set
family, my writers, executive staff, as well as my real family, my
dear friends and my loyal fans. We tape the final episode of the
season this evening. If tonight’s show is the end for me as Charlie
Harper, so be it. Another journey has begun. I take from the
experience 161 shows filled with a kaleidoscope of amazing
experiences, memories, friendships and gratitude. I remain humbly
inspired.”

SHEEN BEGINS REHAB STAY,FATE OF HIS SHOW IS SUSPENDED FOR NOW

Variety.com confirmed that Charlie Sheen has checked himself into rehab, at the suggestion of Stan Rosenfield who "released a statement confirming that the thespian has entered rehab."

Sheen halted production, in the middle of the 19th of 24 ordered shows for the season. Sheen's legal noose is tightening around his plea, in CO. on Mar. 15th court date. The D.A.is intending to come down hard on the actor,for attacking his wife Brooke Muller (also in rehab for crack use) with a knife- when both were drunk off their asses on Christmas Day, last year.

CHUCK SHEEN IS ANGERED- ABOUT GOING BACK TO REHAB,AFTER HIS WIFE FINISHES HER STINT AT A BETTY FORD LIKE CLINIC.

Imnotobsessed.com stated that- "sources close" to his wife Brooke Mueller has suggested to Charlie Sheen should, "go back to rehab as well, but he's refusing to go."

CBS will have renegotiate Sheen's contract soon," an inside source said and the 2 1/2 Men star "doesn't think he has a problem and he's not going into rehab." Sheen's denial is common with most alcoholics. The source just hopes,
"Charlie will get the help he needs, and sooner rather than later."

"He is not going to rehab," the Sheen's rep added, "Who told him
to go to rehab? Correct answer: no one." The rep couldn't comment on the high blood alcohol count, when he was arrested and Sheen's openness about his dealing with alcoholism, until recently.

TALLAHASSEE'S NEXT FLICK.

THE CAPTAIN RETURNS-BOB BARKER RETURNS TO INSPECT CMDR. CAREY ON PRICE...

ONE THING JESSICA SIMPSON CAN DO BETTER THAN HER SIS,FIX COMPUTERS?

GWYN PALTROW SURMISES JOAQUIN PHOENIX, IS SCREWING AROUND WITH THE AUDIENCE

THE UNIT'S ROB PATRICK

...EARL'S NADINE VALAZQEEZ FACES RIP-OFF QUIZ SHOW.

LIVE ON HOW I MET YOUR MAMA.

MADONNA TO DIVORCE NICE GUY RITCHIE.

J. LOVE 13 GOING ON 30
-Claims she wishes she spent more time flaunting her body.

The Ghost Whisperer star said, that in light of having to defend her weight problems (almost all of it devoted to her ass in Internet gossip scandal,)she wished she "had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great!"

The Party of Five r revealed its her dream age and wants all young woman,every summer to enjoy parading around in their swimsuit "because there will be that one day in your twenties when you'll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg."

CLASSIC BIKINI TIME ON NEW CBS PROPERTY,SWING TOWN!

BRITNEY: LEVEL 2 ON...YOUR MOTHER.

BRITNEY MEETS LILY ON YOUR MOTHER.

KIRSTIE ALLEY ANGRY-JENNY CRAIG HELPS VALERIE BERTINELLI GET HER FIGURE BACK AND A NEW SYNDICATED TALK SHOW.

CBS will develop the show, for the former One Day at a Timer for a 2009-10 launch fall launch. The early days of the show- will focus on her hit book- Losing It: Gaining My Life Back One Pound at a Time.

It claims to her admitting to be a notorious "slut" and quite frankly a "druggie."

In addition, she will headline a TV movie, True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet on the Lifetime network and an A & E Biography will be done on her.