BRITNEY S. OPTS OUT OF COURT AND IKE TURNER DECIDES TO LEAVE THE PLANET. TINA TURNER ALLEGEDLY HAPPY.

WHAT A SURPRISE. TONY PARKER MAY HAVE ALREADY CHEATED ON NEW HOUSEWIFE, EVE LONGORIA.

INTO THE WILD HONORED.PLUS, ARE WILL SMITH AND TOM CRUISE ABOUT TO MAKE A MOVIE TOGETHER?

JESSICA ALBA'S BODY, TO TAKE IN NEW RESIDENT.

PRO BITCH, JANICE DICKENSON ATTACKS TYRA BANKS.

JULIA ROBERTS AND TOM HANKS ENGAGEMENT TO END A WAR.

STRIKE WATCH GOES ON AND OPRAH STUMPS FOR BARACK OBAMA.

WIFE OF A TIGER WINS BIG IN COURT: AN APOLOGY AND CASH.

BRITNEY STEALS!

SCARLETT JOHANSSEN FIGHTS BACK AGAINST COWARDLY LIES.

BIG TIME SHOOPING WITH CARMEN ELECTRA AND LINDSEY LOHAN

DARTH MAUL WILL BE SNAKE EYES IN DIRECTOR STEVEN SOMMER'S G.I. JOE FLICK.

Thespian Ray Park will play Snake Eyes, the popular Joe team member who only has eyes for his second-in-command Scarlett, in the new movie.

His identity is top secret and been altered every single time in previous incarnation of the TV cartoon. X-men's Toad will play the role with a direct link to the Storm Shadow character that will impact the the movie and his relationship with Scarlett (love triangle, brothers?)

Also, /Film indicated that, Sienna Miller play the baroness for the Cobras defending evil from the ever widening forces of good.

BRITNEY SPEARS GIVES EXTENSIVE COMMENTS WHILE PUMPING GAS.

DENNIS QUAID TO AVENGE HIS CHILDREN'S ILLNESS, IN COURT

CLAIRE-BEAR BENNET AT THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL.

SWEENEY TODD SHOULD GO AFTER DON IMUS.

GREY'S IZZIE GOES NEAR NUDE AGAIN!

LOOK WHO'S PLAYING WONDER WOMAN AND BATMAN NOW, IN THE NEW JUSTICE LEAGUE FILM.

According to Empire Online and IESB, HAVE FOUND confirmation linking obscure model Megan Gale in receiving the part of Wonder Woman, and acting newcomer Armie Hammer will be the sub-Batman (after Christian Bale,Micheal Keaton and Val Kilmer, of course. I don't count George Cloonley, as his role was the aberration that killed the franchise.)

Hammer, 6' 5", has been on shows like,Desperate Housewives and Veronica Mars. It has been said his square jaw and intimidating features "work perfectly beneath the Batman's cape and cowl."

Gale is a Australian model, who had worked in the Jessica Biel mega-bomb Stealth "as Dr. Orbit's secretary(?)." While lacking the Amazonian lady's comely, but regal "aura," apparently she seem to the "right look" for the iconic role.

Still, in light of the writer's strike--there has been no official confirmation from Warner Bros. or Director George "Max Mad: Beyond Thundrdome" Miller.

Yet, more names continue to be fielded for both parts--with G4's Attack of the Show co-host, Olivia Munn and former Charmed one, Rose McGowan getting serious looks at the American Fighting beauty. While, Adam Brody may become the Flash--in this pan and Singer Common Be...coming the Green Lantern.

BRAD PITT GIVES BACK TO HURRICANE KATRINA VICTIMS.

CHRISTIAN BALE IS NOW JOHN CONNOR, AS WELL AS BATMAN.