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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

HILARY SWANK GOES FOR THIRD OSCAR AND PUTS VIRGINA MADSEN IN AWE.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

IT DOESN'T SEEM TO MATTER,THAT MJ IS STILL DEAD-FOR HIS MOVIE PREMIERE.

Monday, October 19, 2009






























JILLIAN MICHAELS TO GET THE BIGGEST SPIN OFF.


NBC has bought- the non-competition companion series, to air with its reality hit The Biggest Loser. The show would air for eight weeks and will be called Losing It With Jillian M.,made by the infamous Reveille entertainment and Empowered Media Enterprises.The show would air against American Idol.

The hot and scrappy fitness host will travel the nation helping "weight-challenged Americans that they can get the same results as contestants on The Biggest
Loser without attending the show’s immersive fitness boot camp."


In self-contained shows, Michaels moves into a family’s
house "and give them a top-to-bottom fitness, nutrition and wellness
makeover and "will take on multiple aspects of living a
healthier lifestyle."


Micheals stated:
"This show is very different. I’m not going to scream at a 10-year-old.
You’re going to see different aspects of my personality, and it’s more
about the big picture and not just being skinny.”
LILO'S LATEST, STRAIGHT CONQUEST.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009



































30 ROCK STAR, TRACY MORGAN TELLS THE TRUTH ABOUT ALLEGED EX-LOVER CHERI OTERI AND NEMISIS CHRIS KATTAN OF SNL- "FXXX THEM!!"

From the fine liberals at the Huffington Post-

Tracy Morgan's new autobiography 'I Am the New Black' promises to be
delightfully loopy--the impassioned audiobook version, even more so.

In the clip below, Morgan talks about the old days at SNL, which leave
him with no love lost for former costars Chris Kattan (currently playing a used car salesman on middling sit-com The Middle,)and Cheri Oteri(currenlty seeking work,by Morgan's "$300 million" standards.)

"I could remember those two, especially those two people, treating me
like the invisible guy. Now look where they at. Cheri Oteri, she can't
even get arrested," he reads.


Then he adds some extra commentary.


"That's what happened to me over there. They never treated me well,"
he says. "I never cared for them either. F--- 'em!!"


'I Am the New Black' hits shelves Oct. 20 and '30 Rock' returns
Thursday.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

JAMES FALLON AS BILLY RAY CYRUS- STILL THERE FOR HIS TWIT...TWEETERS.


Monday, October 12, 2009

Friday, October 09, 2009

JAMES FOXX AND GERALD BUTLER ARE STILL LAW ABIDING CITIZENS, DESPITE THEIR IN MOVIE MAYHEM.

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

































HELEN HUNT IS NOT INTO PARENTHOOD!CAN LAUREN GRAHAM BE A TWO-TIME TV MOM?

"WAIT FOR IT."-Shawn "Scumbag" Spencer, from Psych.

Helen Hunt has apparently- dropped out to star in NBC's struggling, second attempt to do Steve Martin's Parenthood. Maura Tierney left the project, for severe heath reasons.According to some damned insider, "talks fell apart and the plum part has now been offered to...Lauren Graham!"

Monday, October 05, 2009

Friday, October 02, 2009


JERMAINE JACKSON- TO JUDGE MICHEAL JACKSON IMPERSONATORS ON THE BBC.


The only other talented male in the Jackson 5, shall appear on the new BBC hour, entitlted Move Like Michael Jackson in Dec. '09.


JJ remebered,"Michael was a superb dancer who inspired people across the world to master his moves and create their own unique routines. I'm really excited and delighted to be part of this show and look forward to finding the most talented and inspiring dancers."

The six week talent contest "will travel the UK in search of the best Jackson-style dancer, including mastering the Moonwalk as well as coming up with their own choreography," stated Jackson.




Thursday, October 01, 2009

MJ WAS SURPRISING HEALTHY- FOR A ALLEGED MANSLAUGHTER VICTIM.


"NUT UP!" WITH YOUR HOST- WOODY HARRELSON!
THE LATEST ON THAT TALENTED BASTARD, ROMAN P.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Tuesday, September 29, 2009




LANA LANG IS DOING CHUCK!

Small Ville star and one-time Chun-Li, Kristen Kreuk- could take on Yvonne Strahovski's secret agent babe, on the cult hit NBC show.

She will appear on show # 5 called, Chuck VS. 1st Class. She play Hannah, an actually normal girl who flirts with the pseudo-spy- on a flight bound for Paris. She (at this time) will have no connection to Fulcrum/The Ring and/or any American Alphabet soups organization (FBI,CIA;etc.) The episode is nearing completion, this week.

Finally, failed Superman, Brandon Routh will be on the show with Kruek.
CHRIS ROCK'S NEW GOOD HAIR,ADMITS WHITE WOMEN HAVE BETTER HAIR AND SEX APPEAL, THAN BLACK WOMEN!
J. BIEL AND JUSTIN TIMBER...NEAR BREAK-UP, OVER RHIANNA AND NOW YEAR 1'S OLIVIA WILDE.

Friday, September 25, 2009




"HELLO SYDNEY!" NEVE CAMPBELL RESIGNS WITH COURTNEY COX AND DAVID ARQUETTE FOR SCREAM 4!

From Zap2it.com
Scream" protagonist Sidney Prescott's life is going to get thrilling
again in 2010.


Dimension Films' Bob Weinstein announced that Neve Campbell, Courteney
Cox and David Arquette are all back on board to reprise their roles
for a the next installment of the "Scream" franchise, beginning
production in Spring 2010, reports Variety.


Wes Craven is being courted to direct the sequel, which was written by
Kevin Williamson, who's currently behind The CW's "The Vampire
Diaries."


In a previous interview with Zap2it's Korbi Ghosh, Williamson had
revealed that Cox and Arquette were already back, but Campell's return
was still uncertain.


Weinstein also announced that the company will have a new emphasis on
3D, with Robert Rodriguez's soon-to-be-written "Spy Kids 4" being
realized in 3D. In addition, Dimension is looking to remake
"Short Circuit" and "An American Werewolf in London."

Thursday, September 24, 2009

JEN GAR "LOVED" WORKING WITH RICK GERVAIS, IN THE INVENTION...



LILY ALLEN ADMITS SHE ONLY CARES- ABOUT THE MONEY NOW.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Friday, September 18, 2009

SEXY M.I.L.F. HALLE BERRY DENIES PREGNANCY RUMORS, WHILE DRESSED AS A CLASSY WHORE.

J.LOVE SHOWS OFF WHAT ONLY J.K.X. CAN ONLY SEE- EXCLUSIVELY.

Thursday, September 17, 2009


HAYDEN PANETTIERE TAKES PARENTS TO LAST NIGHT KILLERS CONCERT.

EXCLUSIVE!

Claire Bear herself escorted: her mom and dad, to the Killers concert. The tiny beauty- dressed in a grey blouse,blue jeans and high heeled black leather boots with ruby bottoms, appeared to be having fun with her family.


While viewing the opening act of The Psychedelic Furs, she got bored of the Micheal Stripe-like swaying, of the coke bottled glassed lead singer.

She decided to walk up to a security guard,near her seats and politely asked him, "Where's the best place to smoke" at the Hollywood Bowl? The music was so loud ,that the actress was forced to repeat her questions and the guard tried several times to answer her queries.


"So, I can smoke the ladies (room?,)" said the cheerleader actress.


The guard finally told Beth Cooper, that if she smokes anywhere in the venue, she "could be fined" -since smoking at the Bowl is illegal. A look of fear crossed her face and she scurried away without further word, with her mom in tow.


After the Furs finished and twenty minutes passed, Panettiere returned with her family to their seats. About five minute later, she left her parents, as the Killer began their show and Hayden left to meet her date, Foo Fighter leader Dave Grohl. She proceeded to leave with him, for his seats on the west side of the pavilion.

Backstage, the guard heard about other famous people at the event, including talk show host Jimmy Kimmel and Saw's Shawnee Smith. Then, he asked the lady workers, what they thought of Noah Bennett's golden girl?

The working class ladies at the event, couldn't hide the disdain for petite actress. A red haired usher called her, " a B level actress, who can't act." and another brunette waitress, remarked how little the thespian was, but amazed how "fat" she seemed to her.

During the Killers' encore, the Furs front man Rich Butler-jumped on stage, after one their songs and satirized- the Kanye West debacle on MTV. He declared his band had "did a great song tonight" and should headline their own show. After the audience cheered, The Killers vocalist Dave K. (I suspect) declared confusedly "that was... great" and "What the hell was that?!"

Tuesday, September 15, 2009






UFC FIGHTER GINA CARRINO- TO PLAY A HAYWIRED KNOCKOUT.

At Toronto's Film Festival, Lionsgate has bought the American distribution rights for Knockout, which will be director Steven Soderbergh's next film-right after- The Informant!

Ryan Kavanaugh's Relativity Media will wholly finance the spy thriller. The comely,fighting beauty, will make her acting debut in the flick that will be "in the vein of La Femme Nikita" mixed with the sleak,too smart cool, of TV's Alias.

The film stars its January production in very worldly areas- including the U.S., Ireland, and Turkey.

The script was penned by Lem Dobbs, with Gregory Jacobs executive producing with Kavanaugh, and Tucker Tooley.

Monday, September 14, 2009


LENO CONCEDES: NBC TRY TO SHORTEN HIS TENURE ON TONIGHT-YEARS AGO.
-They wanted to give the job to Conan O'Brien,as early as thirty-six months ago.

From UPI-

U.S. comedian Jay Leno says NBC executives originally planned for him to serve as host of The Tonight Show for a shorter time.

Leno, who will premiere his new prime time TV series on NBC next week,
said he was informed by NBC officials- five years ago- that they wanted to
replace him with comedian Conan O'Brien within three years, The New York Times
reported Saturday.

"Actually, they wanted me out in three years," said Leno, who departed
the Tonight Show in May. "I had to argue to get the other two. Oh, yeah.
I said: 'Let's make it five. You want me out? I'll do five.'"


Leno's recollection of those past events has been questioned by Rick
Ludwin, NBC's executive in charge of late-night programs.


"That is definitely not my recollection," Ludwin said. "I don't
remember three years being mentioned."


Now both sides are betting on the success of The Jay Leno Show with
NBC heavily promoting the new prime time series due to premiere Tonight.


"It's just so embarrassing," Leno told the Times of his response to
the wealth of "Leno" promotions. "It's a genetic fault that makes you go into
show business. It's not a plus."

Friday, September 11, 2009

IS LILO GOING TO VISIT A PSYCH WARD?



MEGAN FOX AND ANGIE JOLIE- STILL BATTLING OVER LARA CROFT AND NOW BARBARELLA!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

THE GREAT PATRICK SWAYZE....WILL BE MISSED.




KATE HEIGL FINALLY DOES SOMETHING UNSELFISH AND MEAN,ADOPTS A BABY.

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Friday, September 04, 2009

Wednesday, September 02, 2009


HALLE BERRY IS PREGNANT AGAIN.
-Jingo "Jinx" Johnson to have second "miracle" baby.

An insider of Berry's and the baby's
father, lucky bastard model Gabriel Aubry, stated that "[She] is overjoyed. The first time, she struggled so much to get pregnant and eventually conceived through in vitro fertilization. This time, the baby was conceived through artificial insemination."

Berry endured horrible disappointment, "of 30 negative pregnancy tests before finally learning she was expecting her
first child, Nahla, in 2007." Life & Style "exclusively revealed"
that the 43 yr. old Boomerang actress, "is three months pregnant
with her second child."

"She's just ecstatic to be pregnant again," that insider continued. "She wasn't sure if she'd have another baby, so she's very
happy!"
DID CHRIS BROWN PARTY- AFTER HEARING HIS SENTENCE?

IN RESPONSE, RHIANNA GOES NUDE, IN A MAGAZINE?!

Monday, August 31, 2009

Wednesday, August 26, 2009



DAKOTA FANNING MISSED TIN MAN, SO- SHE PLANS HER OWN DARKER VERSION OF THE THE WIZ.

From tinyurl.com

-Dakota Fanning could don ruby covered combat boots, instead of slippers for this "sequel": the WB studio is claims this will be "more action-packed"(a la Ripley from Aliens) than that '39 musical.


The Wizard of Oz starred Judy Garland as Dorothy, a Kansas farm-girl
who finds herself whisked to a technicolor world of munchkins and
witches. By contrast, the Warner Bros remake will play out in the
present day and chart the adventures of Dorothy's feistier
granddaughter.


"You've still got Dorothy trapped in an odd place," explains co-
producer Todd McFarlane. "But she's much closer to the Ripley
character from Alien, than a helpless singing girl."


Fanning, 15, came to fame with roles opposite Robert De Niro in Hide
and Seek and Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds, before going on to star
in Charlotte's Web and The Secret Life of Bees. She will next be seen
in New Moon, the sequel to last year's vampire romance Twilight.


Based on the 1900 children's book by L Frank Baum, The Wizard of Oz
stuttered on its initial release, before going on to be embraced by
generations of film-goers. The US Library of Congress claims that it
is now the most watched movie in cinema history.


Inevitably the film casts a shadow that other sequels have struggled
to escape. Liza Minelli – Garland's daughter – voiced a little-seen
cartoon version, Journey Back to Oz, in the 60s, while Walter Murch's
ambitious Return to Oz bombed at the box office in 1985. Warners will
no doubt be hoping that their all-new, action-packed version fares
differently.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009


FOX TO USE FOCUS GROPUS- TO DETERMINE IF PAULA ABDUL IS WORTH THE MONEY.


“Fox loooves focus groups,” a well-placed TV executive told
RadarOnline. “If Paula consistently scores far higher than any other
person in her chair, they will feel compelled to make her an offer she
can’t refuse and make this deal happen.”


PressFocus groups are going to help the folks at Fox determine
just how much money they need to offer Paula Abdul to bring her back
to American Idol, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.


The TV executives want to know how audiences respond to any new judge
other than Paula. “They know no one can replace Paula,” a source
said. The testing will help them see just how damaging it might be
not to have Abdul back and figure out just what their new financial
offer should be.


Paula will not be seen in any of the early audition shows; that much
is certain. The fourth judge for those outings will be the likes of
Victoria Beckham, Mary J. Blige and Shania Twain. Although none of
these guest judges is being considered as Paula’s replacement, video
of them on the job will be used for comparison purposes with the focus
groups.


Those who know Paula the best believe she wants to make it happen
too. One of her closest associates told RadarOnline.com that Paula
was “bored” after eight seasons as well as feeling under-appreciated
by the show’s producers and executives at Fox.


Paula has always believed that she was the most important personality
in the cast with more fan appeal than Simon Cowell or Ryan Seacrest.
She could not believe they were handed such huge deals and she was
not.


She also often told friends that she did not believe American Idol
could survive without her, another insider told RadarOnline.com.


“It’s not that she doesn’t have other things going on, she does,” the
friend said. “But it is so much easier to go back to Idol and use that
as a platform to promote all her other ventures. Everyone who knows
her believes she will be back.” All parties are back in talks – if
not exactly formal negotiations -- about exactly how to make what
seems to be the inevitable happen.


The show’s producers had wanted four judges from the very beginning of
American Idol, RadarOnline.com has also learned. There are four at
every other Idol around the world – from Japan to Australia to would-
you-believe Afghanistan.


“There will be four judges at American Idol come January,” a well-
placed source said. “And that fourth judge will be Paula Abdul.”

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

THE FEDS WILL CHARGE DR. CONRAD MURRAY OVER JACKO.
TWITTER HATE YOU TOO, BRUCE WILLIS.

LAURENCE FISHBURNE'S BEAUTIFUL NEBULA, WILL BE A MILF ON GOSSIP GIRL
-CW ATTEMPTS TO BREAK RACIST CHARGES FOR CANCELING LAST BLACK-COM ON THE NET (EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS)
From TV Guide.com:

Gina Torres will appear on Gossip Girl this fall as Vanessa's mom, TVGuide.com has learned exclusively.

Gabriela Abrams, mother to home-schooled vid-kid Vanessa, is described as being warm and outgoing, which will certainly be a change of pace for this show, not exactly known as the paragon of parental virtue. She is a free spirit, a former Brooklyn gal who lives "off the grid" in Vermont and has definite opinions about things, especially concerning her daughter. Ah, that's more like it.

Torres is best known for her roles on Alias and Firefly, though she also had a recent blink-and-you-miss-it cameo on Pushing Daisies as the wayward mom of Emerson's daughter. The actress is married to CSI's Laurence Fishburne.

Gabriela Abrams is currently scheduled to appear in two episodes, but she will recur on the series. Gossip Girl returns for its third season on Monday, Sept. 14 at 9/8c on the CW.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009


FORMER 7TH HEAVEN ACTOR DAVID GALLAGHER AND WAREHOUSE 13'S ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI ARE THE WONDER TWINS,NOW.

They will appear on the season premiere of the Smallville. They will portray: Zan (with the ability to turn into any beast) and Jayna (can become any form of water,) from the famed ABC show, Super friends. Hell, it beats that Wonder Dog and those wannabe Scobby Doo idiots, from the first season.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009




IS SMALLVILLE PLANNING TO CAST SHANNON ELIZABETH (WONDER WOMAN) AND VAL KILMER (BATMAN) FOR FEBRUARY SWEEPS?

Inside sources claim, the producers are having quiet discussions with the stars about the big-time move. This would lead to an "official" forming of the Justice League/Super Friends on the show. Fans would finally see: Clark (Tom Welling) eventual flying, getting/wearing his Super-suit, and officially accepting his Kryptonian heritage and leaving behind the last of his flawed humanity. Then, see Welling satirizing that behavior to his own amusements- in hip geek version of Kent, Reeves-style.

The producers feel it would be a perfect time, since Elizabeth is damaged goods at the moment and is desperate for work. Kilmer has finally reached a point in his career, when he is affordable and willing to work in TV (voicing the new KITT in a failed Knight Rider reboot and a failed TV movie that aired on NBC, that should remain nameless.)

Also, with the show going into its ninth and last season, the show could use the two actors- to push the ratings up. Since, this would be Kilmer's most likely final time- playing the role and the prospect of Shannon fighting and emoting half-naked, could give her just the career boost- she needs.

Finally, if the network succeeds in this move- would give a product placement plug- to an upcoming arcade game, about the Justice League to debut in the fall.

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

CHEF KAI "WYNN" CHASE, RECOUNTS THE LAST MINUTES OF MICHEAL JACKSON.

IT'S OFFICIAL,SIMON COWELL HAS SCREWED PAULA ABDUL OFF AMERICAN IDOL!!
IS OMER BHATTI- MJ'S DNA-BASED SON?

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

THE TRUTH IS GERALD BUTLER AND J. ANI MAYBE KNOCKING BOOTS.

Monday, August 03, 2009


SHEMAR MOORE STRUCK BY CAR, IN BIKING ACCIDENT
From Access Hollywood.
LOS ANGELES - “Criminal Minds” star Shemar Moore is recovering with a
broken his leg after getting hit by a car over the weekend, a rep for
the actor confirmed to Access Hollywood.


The 39-year-old actor was struck during a bike ride in L.A. on
Saturday.


Following the accident, the actor was taken to an L.A.-area hospital
where he was treated for his broken leg.


His rep told Access, “he’s OK” and recuperating from the roadway
mishap.
KATE JACKSON(LOL) WINS CONTROL OF MJ'S KIDS!

Friday, July 31, 2009

VANESSA HUDGENS, GOSSIP GIRL'S ARROGANT TAYLOR MOMSEN (?) AND HAYDEN PANETTIERE GET CUNTISH, ABOUT BEING OVER-PAMPERED CELEBS.

EMINEM/MARIAH CAREY SPIT BILE AT EACH OTHER AND JOHNNY DEEP+DIRECTOR TIM BURTON+
8FILMS

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

THE FEDS CLOSE IN, ON THE MAN WHO MAY HAVE KILLED- MICHEAL JACKSON.

From Twitter's Celeb Gossip site-

"Ryan Reynolds reportedly begged wife Scarlett Johansson to quit smoking. She seeking treatment."

Monday, July 27, 2009



ARE 17 AGAIN STARS ZAC EFRON AND MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG DATING?

They were spotted in the Hollywood area recently, and seemed very pleased with each other. Both were smiling, arm and arm with each other,just waiving hello to our reporter. Neither were at a local hot spot and no other media was present.

Of course, they could be just hanging out,as the offical word is Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are still an item.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Monday, July 13, 2009

Friday, July 10, 2009


RYAN SEACREST, THE NEW LITTLE BIG MAN IN PRIME-
Lilo to create the next For Love or Money.

Power Host Seacrest, has signed a new deal "on contract extension with Idol co-producer 19 Entertainment to continue to emcee the top series on TV."

His new three year deal, will continue to drive nemeses, Joel McHale and Kathy Griffin, green with homophobic envy-as he earn $45 million for taking shit from Simon Cowell. This raise "makes him one of the highest-paid reality hosts on television."

He only earned $5 million (this season) for his Idol work- around $100K an episode. The deal continues the host's challenge to produce a hit show, that's half as popular as TV's 8000 lb gorilla.

Meanwhile, Lindsey Lohan is ready to take charge- Sandy Bullock style- as she launches a chance "to create unforgettable TV and movie content with a new production company."Lilo and her 6126 brand co-owner Kristi Kaylor, (titled from Marilyn Monroe's birthday,) have started Unforgettable Prods.

First up, is a reality show, Faux Real, an Entourage for the fashionistas. Then, a big money,in-studio, dating game show "tentatively called That's What Friends Are For and then this "docu-cause" TV program that will made into "a charitable organization."
SARA PAXSON, THE HOTTIE OF THE CW'S LATEST, ULTRA WHITE, OXYGEN CHANNEL BASED SHOW.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Wednesday, July 08, 2009


CSI:MIAMI TO REVISIT ITS OWN PAST.

CSI: Miami will kick off the new season, with a flashback show- set in 1997 that will explore how H. Caine, found his group of scientific regulators.

It is also rumored that the show will be shot "in Sepia." The show will also, explore the myth of Horatio's sunglasses.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009












PAULA ABDUL IS FINALZING HER DEAL, TO COME BACK ON IDOL.

Source: USA Today

Paula Abdul says she's optimistic about remaining as an American Idol judge and says the show has invited her back for a ninth season and beyond — subject to the negotiation of a new contract.

Abdul told The Associated Press in an interview on Monday in Atlanta that she's been invited to stay for the duration of the show. She was backstage at the new television show Drop Dead Diva, which premieres on July 12.

Abdul's contract, which expired after the eighth season, has not been renewed. There has been speculation that Abdul would be replaced by Kara DioGuardi, who was recently added as a judge.

The 47-year-old singer-dancer says she hopes a deal can be arranged so she can return to the hit show.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009


HAYDEN PANETTIERE GOES TASTEFULLY NUDE- AS BETH COOPER


"If I can't flaunt it at 20, come on!," dared the now three-time cheerleader in Bring it On fashion."I mean I might as well show it now."


In I Love you Beth Cooper, Claire Bear plays the titular role, the high school grad /former cheerleader- whose love affair with recovering nerd, Denis Cooverman's (originated by Paul Rust) leads to a locker room scene, where the actress loses her
towel and goes Au natural.


Hayden P. : "It didn't bother me much,I think when the person who's doing it gets all uncomfortable and shy, then it's other people around who get more uncomfortable because they're uncomfortable. I mean I was fine – everyone was really
professional."


Still, Panettiere can have her bad days,as well."The older I get, the more comfortable I get with it," she continued, "but I still have my days where I don't feel great ... and I'm having my fat day where I have to put something baggy on and sweatpants. Or just with the way people perceive me. I have plenty of insecurities."


But Beth attempts continuing a robust lifestyle, "I have the
body that I have and that's not going to change," she uttered. "I try to
stay as healthy as I can."

Later.