AN UNSTOPPABLE PREMIERE



COMIC ASS ADAM SANDLER FAKES-A-DATE WITH JENNIFER ANISTON

...TWO FERNS HOST ZACK GALIFINAKIS- TELLS BABE TO "LEAVE MY BEARD ALONE."

JANET JACKSON'S MULTI-COLORED INTERVIEW.

CHARLIE SHEEN FILES FROM DIVORCE- WITH ALLEGEDLY ATTACKED EX-WIFE.

CELEBRITY Q AND A: AMY ACKER

DATA HARD:Your too damn sexy,Amy. Do you think you could be character on Burn Notice?

Amy Acker: I don't know if I could be on Burn Notice.

JOE JONAS IS HELLA JEALOUS OVER BEAU ASHLEY GREEN.

JAMIE FOXX ABOUT TINSELTOWN.

CHARLIE SHEEN'S LATEST WHORE CAN SPEAK.

HANNAH MONTANA IS NOW ANOTHER VICTIM OF DIVORCE.




Note: This may explain why Olivia Munn, was angrily crestfallen- near the entrance of E!/G4 offices yesterday afternoon- when the story broke.She ducked into a hallway, before we could get a picture.

CHARLIE SHEEN AFTER LEAVING PSYCH WARD.

NOW, THAT KATIE PERRY/RUSSELL BRAND ARE MARRIED- BRING ON THE DIVORCE RUMORS

THE HOBBIT TO LEAVE NEW ZEALAND OVER FAILING TO SCREW OVER THE UNIONS.

LILO IN REBAB AGAIN,PART 30

TOO SEXY DIANE AGRON FORCED TO APOLOGIZE, FOR BEING SEXIER THAN AVERAGE WHITE GIRLS IN GQ SPOT.

IS SHARON CHARLES PREGNANT AGAIN?

BELLA BECOMES A STRIPPER.

KEIRA KNIGHTLY TO BE PRINCESS DI,WITHOUT BREASTS-UNLESS SCARLY JO TAKES THE ROLE!

TIA CARERE'S TIME IN JURY DUTY FINALLY PAYS OFF-WILL BE A STYLISH,SADISTIC VILLAIN OF NEW HAWAII 5-0.

The Honolulu Star-Advertiser CONFIRMED actress Tia Carrere is "reinventing the famous Hawaii Five-0 villain Wo Fat." The Hawaii-born actress and Grammy-winning singer stated:

"And it doesn't matter that the original Wo Fat was a man -- so was Kono, now played by actress Grace Park." In Jack Lord's Five-0, "Wo Fat was played by Khigh Dhiegh." He played Steve McGarrett's Communist Nemesis, through the show's entire 12 year run.

Carrere, "had expressed interest" in the CBS reboot "earlier in the year." Since she lost out on the Kono part,based on age issues- she moved on other shows,like Syfi's Warehouse 13.

She intends her Wo Fat to BE clad in "a Versace leather suit with Christian Dior sunglasses with sharp nails." Cha-Cha continued: "She would be a dragon lady- but sadistic, absolutely. She would have so much fun.He had a perfect tone of menace."

Exec Producer Peter Lenkov had seriously discussed the role with Cassandra- since they last worked together in notable bomb Jury Duty with '90s star Pauly Shore.

She's finishing the "upcoming You May Not Kiss the Bride and the part of Rell Sunn in Wave Dancer." Carrere relishes " the idea of being bad." Her most memorable role, is the violently classy,slut Juno Skinner- "in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film True Lies."

"I would rather play the villain," the ex-Relic Hunter cooed. "It's more fun to be able to be that bad."

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CELEBRATE 10 YEARS OF SMALLVILLE.

CALI SWAG TWITTERS KIM KARDASHIAN.