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Monday, September 29, 2008

SCARLETT J. AND RYAN REYNOLDS FINALLY GET MARRIED.

HEATHER LOCKLEAR GUILTY OF D.U.I-SOMEWHERE NEMESIS DENISE RICHARDS SMILES.
NEWCOMER LIZ REASER WITH HER EX-LIST.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

LILO BECOMES JODIE FOSTER OFFICIALLY.


HELEN HUNT'S MID-LIFE WOES IN NEW FLICK


NEW UNTRUE BRANGELINA BREAK-UP RUMORS

Monday, September 22, 2008


SCI-FI SEARCHES FOR HIT IN WAREHOUSE 13.

SOURCE:The Hollywood reporter

Sci Fi Channel has given a series pickup to "Warehouse 13."


The hourlong dramedy, from Universal Cable Studios, is described as
part "X-Files," part "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and part
"Moonlighting."


It revolves around two FBI agents -- rule-bender Peter (Eddie
McClintock) and by-the-book Myka (Joanne Kelly) -- who, after saving
the life of the U.S. president, are relocated to Warehouse 13, a
location that houses supernatural objects the government has collected
over the centuries.


The cable channel originally ordered a two-hour pilot of the project,
written by "Farscape" creator Rockne O'Bannon, "Battlestar Galactica"
co-exec producer Jane Espenson and D. Brent Mote.


"13" is one of three two-hour pilots commissioned by Sci Fi in the
past year, along with the "Battlestar Galactica" prequel "Caprica" and
"Revolution." "Caprica" and "Revolution" are said to still be in
contention for a series pickup.


The order for "13" also comes on the heels of Sci Fi's greenlighting a
new "Stargate" series, "Stargate: Universe," last month.
SUPER-"NERD" GIRL TINY FEY, WINS EMMY IN LOWEST RATED AWARDS SHOW EVER!
-EXCEPT RICKY GERVAIS,BRITS "GO HOME WITH NOTHING."
SAVE THE AFRICAN KIDS WITH MISCHA BARTON.
21ST CENTURY MAN, KURTWOOD SMITH'S BEST WEEK YET

Friday, September 19, 2008

SEACREST "OWNS" JEFF PROSBT IN COMIC FIST-FIGHT.
LUDACRIS HONEY-DIPPING THE PLAYMATES.


NOTE-We apologize to Ludacris and his people for running the wrong headline with this video (due to time constraints with a major typo.)Who responded by pulling the video.
DE VITO IS GOING BACK 2 PHILLY.
ONION-IS DISNEY PLAYING GOD TO CREATE NEXT CHILD STAR?

Tuesday, September 16, 2008


MEGAN FOX WENT BI-CURIOUS, BUT ALIENATED HER LESBIAN TARGET.

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," The Transformer star officially proclaimed. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes."

U.S. magazine stated that forever 22 thespian, about to marry the man that almost saved the awful sitcom Freddie and one time, third rate white rapper- Brian Austin Green, admits she attempted a failed romance with a sleazy, Russian stripped called Nikita. This was five years ago, after first arriving in Hollywood.

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man,
sorry, mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the
Body Shop," Fox responded. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me
back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl,
a stripper named Nikita."

Fox said Nikita turned her on with "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith
ballads." Just like a man, she tried to buy the Russian stripper's love and time "with gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work." Fox only hounded Nikita briefly, before both returned their attention- to men and straightness.

"I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde
is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare
hands," she said. "She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed
with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Lastly, the actress called Disney's position against Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens for forcing them to apologize for their sexy photo scandals appalling.
FACE-BREAKER KIM KARDASHIAN DRIVES AWAY...
BROOKE SHIELDS RE-SCHOOLS MARY TYLER MOORE IN LIPSTICK JUNGLE.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

99 WAYS TO END THE VENICE FILM FEST WITH ANNE HATHAWAY.
PAM NOT ON THE LOOSE WITH MICHEAL JACKSON AND BEYONCE DUETS WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE (PROTECT YOUR BIKINI TOP.)

Friday, September 05, 2008

TOM DEKKER DISSES AND DISHES THE MACHINES ON SARAH CONNER CHRONICLES.
FACE THE CREATIVE BLACK HOLE, ON FOX'S STUPID BUT FUN NEW GAME SHOW.
MORE ON JANET JACKSON DISSING HER FAMILY AND MICHEAL MOORE'S NEW MOVIE WILL DEBUT ON-LINE

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Tuesday, September 02, 2008


TIFFANY THI-ESSEN REASONS ON, WHY NOT BEING INVITED ON 90210 2.0

"I don’t think so, I mean I wish them all the luck, but I’m just so in
a different place right now. You know, it’s not that I don’t look back
at that show with wonderful, amazing memories, but I’ve just gone in a
different direction for me. But I think it’s wonderful.”

Inside sources on the new show said, simply she wasn't asked. Her character came well after, the glory years of the original cast. The new show- is as much as nostalgia trip and TNG version of the original hit. Therefore, later character didn't do well in Q rating polls to register with kids or core show fans. Thereby, leading to her silent dismal for the spin-off.
JOHNNY DRAMA ON RANDOM, VIKING VIDEO GAME B.S.
NATALIE PORTMAN DIRECTS

Thursday, August 28, 2008

CARMEN ELECTRA REMEMBERS HER SALAD DAYS.


HARVEY DENT AND SCUMBAG MARIO LOPEZ AT NASCAR.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Tuesday, August 19, 2008


J. LOVE 13 GOING ON 30
-Claims she wishes she spent more time flaunting her body.

The Ghost Whisperer star said, that in light of having to defend her weight problems (almost all of it devoted to her ass in Internet gossip scandal,)she wished she "had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great!"

The Party of Five r revealed its her dream age and wants all young woman,every summer to enjoy parading around in their swimsuit "because there will be that one day in your twenties when you'll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg."
BRITNEY'S NEW BOY-TOY.
CHIEF NICK ANGEL FORCED OFF THE BASTARDS.
JOAN ALLEN IS WARDEN BITCH,HOST OF DEATH RACE 4K.
BREAST LESS WONDER, CHRISTINA APPLEGATE DISCUSS HER CANCER.

Monday, August 18, 2008

JEN ANI AND EVA L. PARKER NEWS.
CHRIS ROCK USES BOXING TO SUM UP "THE BLACK EXPERIENCE."


DIRECTOR BRASSEL REPLACES GIL GRISSOM ON CSI:PRIME.


SEXY SERENA WILLIAMS TELLS OF HER TENNIS TROUBLES.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Thursday, August 14, 2008

LEGACY OF BERNIE MAC IS DISCUSSED.
THE DARK KNIGHT "OFF THE HOOK" FOR CAT-A-STROPHIC BEATING OF HIS MOM AND SISTER.

JONAS BROTHER'S LOVE LINE AND TOM CRUISE'S OTHER WOMAN, HIS PRODUCER PAULA WAGNER LEAVES?

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

BEAUTIFUL PENELOPE CRUZ'S RAUNCHY NEW SEX COMEDY.


PARIS HILTON RESPONDS TO OLD MAN McCAIN.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND OBAMA ARE E-MAIL BUDDIES AND
MORGAN FREEMAN RECOVERING NICELY.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Monday, August 04, 2008

POPCORN STORIES- ANDY GARCIA!




The Untouchable star stopped by, at a now deceased, Santa Monica movie palace on Wilshire Bl., when he saw his first directorial debut- The Lost City, on sale at the concession stand.

That's when Terry Benedict strolled up to the cashier and asked to see the DVD. He examined it for a moment, when the clerk saw a customer coming up to them. Garcia said that it's cool, he won't leave with the DVD and then clerk became worried.

So, the cashier asked for the movie back and that he would sell it to him, after he finished with next customer.

The next customer was becoming very irate, that Jon Bubber was taking his time. After the clerk finished with that A-hole customer, the clerk returned and gave the film disc, back to the soon-to-be two time Lucky Luciano.

It was then that the actor revealed, that his production of the hit art house flick- was so low budget that that neither, he nor his cast and crew received a copy of their own. Next, the too handsome star, plucked down his credit card- right then and there and purchased the DVD.

Afterwards, the great thespian took his film and quickly left the theatre. The clerk then told Data Hard, that a number of The Lost City's crew people had been in the area recently to buy it, confirming Garcia's statements and the clerk didn't even know- that the man he was speaking was the Internal Affairs co-star and hoped that he didn't offend him with the DVD bit (it was company policy.)
TYRESSE AT THE PRE-BET AWARDS.
FREE FORM VIDEOS.

Later.