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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Monday, April 13, 2009

Thursday, April 09, 2009


NBC TO FUTHER F#@$ UP L & O: SVU
-Threathens to fire stars Christopher Meloni & Mariska Hargitay!

From Entertainment Weekly

They wouldn't dare.


Multiple sources are confirming that NBC is threatening to replace
Mariska Hargitay and Chris Meloni on Law & Order: SVU if the actors
persist in their demands for more money.


Last week, NBC closed a deal with L&O boss Dick Wolf for an 11th
season of SVU -- which, at 10.5 million viewers, remains the Peacock's
No. 1 scripted show. That opened the door to a new round of
negotiations with the stars, whose $350K-per-episode contracts will
expire in May. Yet a source close to the matter said talks stalled
when the duo -- who, like in their previous negotiations, are banding
together -- attempted to go after back-end profits, a perk that's
almost never granted in the L&O universe (although exceptions were
made for Vincent D'Onofrio and Chris Noth).


As a result, NBC cautioned that it may be forced to replace the MVPs
-- a risky move considering how integral Hargitay and Meloni are to
the show. Many feel the Peacock won't make good on its threat (reps
for the network, studio and the actors would not comment for this
story). "I don't think in this environment, there's any chance they
could re-launch the show with both of them gone," says a high-ranking
exec at a rival network. "It's a horrible time to retool a show. They
already have to change the time-slot, because it's not going to be
airing at 10 pm next season." At the same time, a Peacock insider
says, "I can't imagine either actor walking away from over $7 million
a year."
BILLY BOB THORNTON GOES BAD SANTA- ON AIR AT RADIO STATION.
THE TRAVOLTAS:WORKING THROUGH THE PAIN- WITH DIGNITY.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

CHRIS BROWN- "ABSOLUTELY 100 %" NOT A BATTERER.ALSO, LILO FINALLY DUMPS SAM R.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

BEYONCE IS OBSESSED TO KICK ALI LARTER'S ASS FOR ADULTERY AND FOR THE MAJORITY OF HEROES FANS.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


WANDA BACK AT LARGE ON FOX.

-The sapphic comic to get Sat. late night show, as a test for a weeknight slot.

Broadcasting Cable.com has confirmed the show for Jan 2010 at 11pm. The hour program will ape Bill Maher's current HBO format,rather than do another Leno/Letterman retread.

The Idol network has cancelled- the Best of Mad TV, thereby putting ne'er do well, Spike Feresten on notice- to shape up or ship out. Fox was unmoved by his anemic performance, of his brief "trial run at 11."

The fourth network will limit its appeal to Saturdays for now, unless they find the "right talent" to reattempt a weeknight show, and network execs maybe leaning toward Sykes. Also, the inside sources claimed, the triple minority status of Sykes- gives Fox a chance to cultivate good will with two different audiences, normally shunned in late night.
WILLOW GOES STRAIGHT, TO THE DELIVERY ROOM AND STAR TREK NEW JACK TOS ALREADY MAKING A SEQUEL.
MR AND MRS. SMITH- HOUSE BATTLE: RD. 2

Monday, March 30, 2009


RANT:WHY NOT MOVE SOAPS TO LATE NIGHT TV, TO BREAK THE JUGGER-
NAUT OF WHITE GUYS BEHIND DESKS?

Buzzer Blog and Extra reported that forgettable,but long running soap Guiding Light was being cancelled. I was thinking why not move the genre to 11 PM-2 AM on the CW,Fox and ABC to finally give the audience, some damn variety.

The producers can increase the pacing, so one plot point doesn't take 18 months to develop- to its climax. They could increase the sex and violence,because from Midnight to 6AM, there is relaxed FCC regs-since the kids are finally asleep.

This could help bored,comic overloaded male viewers or frisky ladies craving- a little romance at those hours. Instead of a another smirking,aging frat boy- whose not half as funny as he thinks he is (That means you Carson Daly!)

Finally, why are all these guys white and male? Have we learned nothing from the legend Arsenio Hall here in the Obama era??
MADONNA LOST CHANCE TO TAKE ANOTHER AFRICAN KID HOME

Friday, March 27, 2009

Thursday, March 26, 2009




















CRUISER AND CAMERON DIAZ TO RENEW THEIR FATAL ATTRACTION

The two megastars are planning a serious re-teaming, their first since their charismatic mini-feud in Vanilla Sky. Meanwhile, Nicole Kidman is about to do a Woody Allen movie, thereby breaking the three time winning streak of Scar Jo (Match Point,Scoop, Vicki Barcelona Christina) ending the mutual admiration society- among those artists.


Also, lesbian BFF Sam Ronson is pissed off about- footing the cost of her dates with increasingly broke lover, Lindsey Lohan. Her next movie about pregnancy called Labor Pains, is about to debut in July 2009 on ABC Family channel. The film had been planned for a theatrical release, but was pulled due to fear of a poisoned box office mirroring- last year's failed stripper thriller.

DOES SETH ROGAN HAVE ISSUES WITH LILO?

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Monday, March 23, 2009



ZAC EFRON MANS UP-"SICK" OF MUSICALS.

Zac Efron is out of Kevin Bacon's lead role of top
heartthrob, in the upcoming Footloose remake. Efron kissed off a seven figure payday, in order to be taken "more seriously" as a actor. He apparently is relenting for all teen titans parts and "tired" of all musicals

An unnamed Paramount source said- the boy risks the ire of the studio, in a Cruise style manner. The person stated “People had been working on this project since last July — we were all shocked.” The source also claimed there's NO chance in hell in cameoing High School Musical 4 for Disney neither.
MUSICIAN T.I FINDS ...REDEMPTION
WHY KNOWING STUFF MAKES ONE, NUMBER 1

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009


PAUL WALKER'S 2 FAST TAKE ON THE CHRIS BROWN CASE

"(Chris) is such a good kid. Everyone screws up......we've all done stupid stuff. I don't wanna make light of the whole thing but to me it's a screw-up and, uh, you know he's taken lumps," stated Brain O' Conner himself- after being cornered by the press, after finding out his next film, Bone Deep will co-star alleged batterer and singer Chris Brown. The comment also comes after report leaked that Rihanna stated the fistfight by throwing the volley of blows before he had enough.
ON THE ADVICE OF DREW BARRYMORE, J. ANI DUMPS JOHN MAYER FOR UMPTEENTH TIME.
LILO CLEARED OF HER BENCH WARRANT.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

SINGER CHRIS BROWN OFFICIALLY CHARGED- WITH BEING A BLACK MAN AND BATTERY CHARGES AGAINST RHIANNA.
ZACK SNYDER- VIEWS THE WATCHMEN.

MALIN ACKERMAN AND BILLY CRUDUP, DISCUSS THE CONTROVERSY OF THE FILM.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Monday, March 02, 2009



COULD DOLLHOUSE AND TERMINATOR: SARAH CONNER... BE LATEST SHOWS SAVED BY DVR LIVE+7/ON DEMAND SCORES?

Fox's "Action Babe" Friday night is struggling in the ratings, yet their On Demand/DVR numbers are turning the fem fighting shows, into similar quasi-hits like Gossip Girl, 30 Rock and The Mole.


Hollywood Reporter claims, that Live+7 DVR figures indicated: "the Dollhouse premiere episode's rating increased 30% after post-premiere-date viewing was included. Dollhouse went from a 2.0 adult demo number to a 2.6.The show's lead-in, "Terminator," gained even more -- 36%." The gains for the Summer Glau/Elisa Dushku fronted shows have been considered stratospheric when this is factored in.


They also found that, Friday's top show, Ghost Whisperer," gained
21%, while fellow CBS shows Flash Point (11%) and Numbers (14%)
also rose significantly."
BONES GOFFINESS.
WHEEL OF FORTUNE WINS WITH 5000 SHOWS.

Thursday, February 26, 2009


HELEN ZASS TASKS J. ANI TO LEAVE JOHN MAYER.
SOURCE:NATIONAL ENQUIRER

Drew Barrymore is begging Jennifer Aniston to dump John Mayer, telling her: "You
can do better!" says a friend of the actresses.


The two beauties - recent co-stars in the hit He's Just Not That Into You - had
a recent heart-to-heart talk about the commitment-phobic rocker, pals say, with
Drew urging Jen to keep looking because John's using her to boost his career.


"Drew told Jen she could do way better and she'd be a fool to settle for him," a
close pal told The ENQUIRER.


"The first time Jen introduced twice-divorced Drew to John, they clashed," added
the source.


"They bickered for so long that Jen had to step in and change the subject."


Over the past 10 months, Drew has heard all of Jen's horror stories about
31-year-old John's roving eye, how he blabs about his love life and how he
refuses to discuss marriage or children, added the source.


When quizzed recently about what dating advice she gives to girlfriends, Drew
revealed: "Don't coddle your friends, help them grow. Stop repeating those bad
patterns. If he doesn't make you feel good, get out!"


"And even though Jen is crazy in love with John, I think a part of her is
worried that Drew may be right."
WATCHMEN PREMIERE.
GOD SUED FOR DRIVING MISHAP

GHOSTBUSTERS 3 WILL HAPPEN (NO TMNT FULL CGI B.S.) AND E. RACHEL WOOD DATES SATANIC, ROSE MCGOWAN'S EX.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

HUGH JACKMAN & BEYONCE'S "CRUISE SHIP" PERFORMANCE AND KATE WINSLET SHOVES OSCAR-IN THE TOILET.

Monday, February 23, 2009

TWO FACED NBA BASTARD, CHUCK BARKLEY JAILED FOR DUI CASE.
WILL AUDIENCES WATCH, THE WATCHMEN (EXCLUDING THE MOVIE UNDERGROUND HOSTS ON WGN.)

Thursday, February 19, 2009

CLAIRE-BEAR AND PETER BREAK-UP FOR REAL (OFF-CAMERA.)

ELIZA DUSHKU POSES FOR MAXIM, TO HELP BUILD HER DOLLHOUSE
MIKE CLARKE DUNCAN CELEBRATES NEW STREET FIGHTER 4 ARCADE GAME AND THE NEW KRISTEN KRUEK MOVIE REBOOT.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

CHRIS BROWN CAN APOLOGIZE FOR HIMSELF
ANNE HATHAWAY'S OSCAR FASHION CHOICE?


USHER LEAVES WIFE IN COMA- IN BRAZIL.

The musician's spouse, Tameka Raymond, left a São Paulo's
Sírio-Libanês Hospital after spending, almost 2 weeks- getting better from a
failed liposuction surgery.

The R & B mastermind dropped all entertainment commitments, to support his wife. Reporters claim, he was trying to leave the country (at the local airport) during the midst of her hospital stay.

Local reporter also can't determine- if if Raymond left the country or has already arrived in the U.S. Her plastic surgeon stated that she "suffered cardiac and respiratory arrest while being anesthetized for the
liposuction procedure," as result of the recent birth of their second son recently.

To eliminate "unnecessary complications," her healers placed her in a
"induced coma" for a day.

SUGE KNIGHT ADMITS GUILT IN BATTERY CASE.

SOURCE: YAHOO NEWS

In Las Vegas, Marion "Suge" Knight has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor
battery for beating a woman in a Las Vegas parking lot last year.


The 43-year-old rap producer entered the plea in Las Vegas Justice
Court Tuesday in a deal that dismissed two felony drug charges and one
felony coercion charge stemming from the August incident.


Police said officers witnessed the co-founder of Death Row Records
striking Melissa Isaac while holding a knife in a parking lot near the
Las Vegas Strip. They said Knight was carrying Ecstasy and hydrocodone
when they arrested him.


Justice of the Peace Eric Goodman ordered Knight to receive counseling
and pay a $340 fine. He's due back in court in August for a status

Friday, February 13, 2009

LEGAL TALKING HEAD DECIDES, ALLEGED BATTERER CHRIS BROWN'S FATE.
PREY FOR THE DEATH OF THE JO BROS. RENEE Z. NEWS AND JOAQUIN PHOENIX TURNS INTO LATE SHOW WEIRDO.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

OWEN WILSON AND KATE HUDSON MAY HAVE RECONCILED

MILEY CYRUS DOUBLE APOLOGIES, FOR ANTI-ASIAN REMARKS (THOUGH MORE SINCERE NOW.)

Monday, February 09, 2009

WEIRD BRITS THINK, BRAD PITT IS OVERPAID AND OVER-RATED.

HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU DATING LIFELINES

Friday, February 06, 2009

FACE TIME WITH FERGIE AND THE BLACK EYED PEAS.

BALE'S RANT AS A DANCE REMIX

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

THE REASON IS HOOBASTANK HAS A NEW CD DROPPING.


DAKOTA FANNING PUSHED INTO THINKING MAN'S, JUMPER.

Monday, February 02, 2009


THE WRESTLER BATTLES NICK CAGE UNDERSTUDY FOR VILLAIN ROLE IN IRON MAN 2!
From iwatchstuff.com

Mickey Rourke has gotten so popular since he started his wrestling
career. Yesterday he joined the cast of Stallone's The Expendables, and
now he's reportedly in talks to join Iron Man 2 as the film's central
villain, while Sam Rockwell may play a rival industrialist.


Mickey Rourke and Sam Rockwell are in talks to star as the villains in
"Iron Man 2," being directed by Jon Favreau.
Marvel has been keeping a very tight lid on the script for the sequel,
being written by Justin Theroux, but it is known that Rourke would play
a tattooed Russian heavy named Ivan who becomes Whiplash, a man with
deadly, technologically enhanced coils.


Rockwell would play Justin Hammer, a multibillionaire businessman and a
rival of industrialist Anthony Stark, AKA Iron Man, being played by a
returning Robert Downey Jr.


So Mickey Rourke is playing Whiplash. Except Variety says the role is
Crimson Dynamo:


Which role Rockwell will play has yet to be disclosed by Marvel, but
Rourke is in discussions to play the Crimson Dynamo, a heavily tattooed
Russian arms dealer. He's considered to be an evil version of Iron Man
because he battles the superhero in a nuclear-powered suit of armor.
Confusing! I think the only way to suss this one out is with blind
speculation, Photoshopping, and comments that we won't see the movie
without Terrence Howard in it.
LOST'S KATE DIGS INTO HERSELF AND LAST DAYS ON THE ISLAND.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Thursday, January 29, 2009

WARNER BROS WILL MUSCLE ANGIE JOLIE OUT OF LARA CROFT ROLE
(DENYING HER A $20 MILLION PAYDAY)
-TRANSFORMERS STAR MEGAN FOX MIGHT REPLACE.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

JESSICA ALBA KICKS BILL O' REILLY IN THE BALLS (INTELLECTUALLY.)

HILLARY DUFF GETS NEW BARELY LEGAL SHOW ON NBC.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

STEVE MARTIN'S WATERED DOWN SEQUEL,TO THAT PANTHER MOVIE IS READY.

Monday, January 19, 2009
















THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW...JACK BAUER COULD DIE.

The anti-terrorism hero could by the farm- the season after this one.

Kiefer Sutherland has called it. Two years from now, he'll walk away from the CTU based (we'll not this season officially) series.As the Exec Producer, Sutherland as all but guaranteed- a brutal death scene for America's top man.

"I see Jack as a really human figure and there is something innately
tragic about people," Bauer's alter ego stated. "I think there is no winning. We're all going to die. There's something kind of sad in that, and yet there's
something really beautiful and hopeful."

Weirdly, producers have backpedaled trying to secure "Jack" a big screen movie once the show ends and/or studio heads trying to worm a tenth "day" out of the star.
J. LO LEAVES RING WITH HUSBAND, TO SLIP HER WEDDING ONE BACK ON- FOR A MEDIA EVENT.
TOM HANKS GIVES BIG LOVE TO PRES. OBAMA.

Friday, January 16, 2009

REAL LIFE PRIZE FIGHTS: J. LO MAY HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF MARK ANTHONY?


BRIT CONTINUES THE POSITIVITY-BEHIND THE CIRCUS SHOW

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

HANCOCK ATTEMPTS TO MUSCLE DENZEL WASHINGTON OUT OF THE WAY, TO PLAY BARACK OBAMA IN UPCOMING FLICK.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Later.