WRITER-DIRECTOR JOSS WHEDON, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR AND ALL THE SCOBBIES- SCREWED OUT OF NEW BUFFY MOVIE!!
-Owner F. Rubel Kuzui to relaunch Star Trek/T4 style- but isn't she responsible for the Pre-Clueless Mega-flop version of Summers (which killed Kristy Swanson's career)from the early '90s?


From MovieWeb:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer may be heading to the big screen, in what is being labeled a remake or relaunch, rather than a sequel or prequel.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, "Buffy" creator Joss Whedon is not involved and the project is not set up at a studio, but Roy Lee and Doug Davison of Vertigo Entertainment are in talks with original movie director Fran Rubel Kuzui and her husband, Kaz Kuzui to bring this remake to theaters.

While Whedon is the person most associated with "Buffy," Kuzui and her Kuzui Enterprises have held onto the rights since the beginning, when she discovered the "Buffy" script from then-unknown Whedon. She developed the script while her husband put together the financing to make the 1992 movie, which was released by Fox.

Kuzui later teamed with Gail Berman, then president of Sandollar Television, bringing back Whedon to make the TV series, which was produced by Fox TV and launched on the WB in 1997. Kuzui and Sandollar received executive producer credits on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff, Angel.

The new "Buffy" film, however, would have no connection to the TV series, nor would it use popular supporting characters like Angel, Willow, Xander or Spike. Vertigo and Kuzui are looking to restart the story line without trampling on the beloved existing universe created by Whedon, putting the parties in a similar situation faced by Paramount, J.J. Abrams and his crew when relaunching Star Trek.

One of the underlying ideas of "Buffy" allows Vertigo and Kuzui to do just that: that each generation has its own vampire slayer to protect it. The goal would be to make a darker, event-sized movie that would, of course, have franchise potential.

KANYE WEST AND RIHANNA, DOING IT WELL.

BRANGELINA WORK THE CANNES RED CARPET. JOLIE MAY HAVE TRASHED MEGAN FOX TOO.

BEN STILLER'S ALTER EGO, TO KILL FRENCH MONKEYS IN THE SMITHSONIAN

MEL GIBSON'S WIFE KNOWS ABOUT HIS LOVE CHILD.

Lethal girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant
with Mel Gibson's child.
Gibson's estranged wife, Robyn, and
the Gibby's kids- have been informed, about the event and Grigorieva is in the second
trimester. Oksana is now living in a home, purchased for her by Gibson. After she left her former home- provided by ex-lover producer and songwriter- David Foster.

NEW TREK FREEDOM BABE, ZOE SALDANA.

HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT BEAUTY CONTESTANT- KEEPS HER TITLE.

IS ANGIE JOLIE WOES W/ BRAD,BECOMING SALT IN THE WOUND.
-Action actress maybe self-mutilating again.

Is Angelina Jolie is "a complete mess!?," Unknown crew people said that,on the set of her current action opus-Salt. They claim that Mrs. Smith is "slowly breaking down" and "spending hours at a time alone in her trailer...and is barely eating."

The sources stated "She keeps forgetting her lines and she’s been shaking and staring into space. In fact, it’s been so bad that some crew members have suspected
she’s using drugs, although that’s out of the question."

Finally, they claim that- she is a real trooper when dealing with her hubby and children. At her trailer, she apparently been listening to Jessica Andrew's Who I Am continuously "and rarely sleeps."

As to the cutting, Jolie has been accused of self-harm before-with her last intended, Billy Bob Thorton. Producers have become concerned that, after her acting, Jolie might slice her prime assets (lips, face ,breasts ;etc.)

They suspect ex-lover and nemesis Jenni Aniston is somehow providing the potential Andrew's induced Karma? As Jolie, one night overplayed the song- while heard loud enough to be, angrily sobbing.

NBC'S APPARENTLY HATED CHIEF BEN SILVERMAN- PRIVATELY RENEWS CHUCK FOR NEXT SEASON.

The network exec sported a Fu Man Chu beard, as he reassured "insiders",fans and advertisers, particular Subway- that the pop-culture based spy-com will return for a full third season for 22 episodes.
The sandwich chain appeared so much- they might become a producer of the show, next year. Silverman also told these people in confidence that Old School Law & Order (currently Tony Andersen's era)and Medium will return, allegedly in case Jay Leno's prime-time talk show fails, as expected.

CHRIS BROWN'S A-HOLE LAW STRATEGY.

MEL GIBSON'S ADULTERESS.

X MEN ORIGINATED IN ARIZONA.

IS ACTING LEGEND MIKE CAINE RETIRING AFTER BATMAN:BALE YEARS 3?

JESSICA BIEL'S NEW FILM GOES TO STRAIGHT TO DVD, DESPITE HER NUDITY.

The film is called Powder Blue and she plays unsurprisingly, a stripper in front her clientele: Ray Liotta, Kris Kristofferson, Forest Whitaker and
Lisa Kudrow. The producers are hoping for a debut on HBO or Showtime (like Red Rock West) and get an after-the-fact release, to get back into the theatres.
Even though, Biel hasn't fu$#@* up as bad as her contemporaries (e.g. Lilo,) she hasn't been seen on the big screen, since Adam Sandler's I now Pronounce you, Chuck and Larry two years ago.

DOM "BRADLEY" MONAGHAN TALKS ABOUT "...CARRYING HUGH JACKMAN."

SMALLVILLE FINALE NEWS.

THE JOLIE-PITTS SUING, TO STOP TELL ALL BOOK.

LILO DEALS, AS ANGIE JOLIE KEEPS ON WORKING.

LENO IS FINE AFTER HEALTH SCARE-THE PRODUCERS OF SOUTHLAND,CONAN O'BRIEN AND DAVID LETTERMAN ARE "THRILLED."

IS IT NOT TOO LATE FOR THIS-ALICIA SILVERSTONE AND DIRECTOR AMY HECKERLING TALK ABOUT DOING A SEQUEL TO CLUELESS (AFTER TV SHOW BASED ON FILM AND 13 YEARS LATER.)

Star Magazine claimed Silverstone and Amy Heckerling "were recently
overheard talking about the script for a sequel." No other details from them- can be ascertained about the project.

PAULA ABDUL AND SIMON COWELL SHARE ONE THING-MAKING FUN OF THE NEWBIE JUDGE'
S WEIGHT PROBLEM.

WILL BILL PETERSON STAR IN A FILM VERSION OF CSI?

LILO TO DO TOPLESS SIN CITY PEEPSHOW?

GREEK BEVERLY HILLS, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

LUCKY BASTER-GERALD BUTLER MAKES J. ANI SAY, JOHN WHAT-HIS-NAME?

SHATNER TURNS OVER IN HIS BED-NEW OLD SCHOOL TREK, OPENS IN GERMANY.

MR. GARNER SPEAKS ABOUT HIS TIME IN WASHINGTON D.C.

IN DEPTH TALK ABOUT- THE JAMIE FOXX/MILEY CYRUS CRISIS.

WHO'S GETTING FIRED ON GREY'S ANATOMY.

IS MEGAN FOX TO BECOME THE SHE HULK? (WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LARA CROFT THING?)

LILO KEEPS US IN BUSINESS.

THE CAPTAIN RETURNS-BOB BARKER RETURNS TO INSPECT CMDR. CAREY ON PRICE...

ARROGANT,DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES CREATOR MARC CHERRY, CONFUSES REALITY WITH FICTION- IN POSSIBLE FIRING OF NICOLETTE SHERIDAN.

"Somebody up there really wanted her dead. I think whoever Edie
represented in (Housewives creator) Marc's life was somebody he didn't
like. And he had a very difficult time distinguishing between fact and
fiction," the talented blond vixen admitted to TV Guide.

Cherry's defense to its fans:“Edie’s already slept with most of the guys on the street and has caused about as many problems as she could.”

He has done everything he could- to slight the amazonian actress, including Sheridan's "mug failing to grace the opening credits of the show to on-set
squabbles between the two."

In fact, two of the program's main cast members (apparently including friend and co-martial artist Teri Hatcher) "learning of Edie's departure before Sheridan herself!"

Cherry has passed the buck- onto the ABC brass, claiming her departure is because of, budgets cuts over the current recession.

The snarling,portly writer-creator exclaimed: "There has been tremendous pressure put on me to cut costs....The network is saying to all the shows, 'The company is really hurting financially. You must find a way to produce these shows more
cheaply,"

The punk producer will save up to $200K an episode- without Nikki's presence. Do you agree with Cherry's reasoning that she is NOT "worth that much!"

IS WILLIAM HURT, THE WHITE CHRIS BROWN?

RUSS CROWE GETS IN-DEPTH ABOUT, HIS STATE OF PLAY.

IS CHRIS BROWN- SEARCHING FOR HIS NEXT VICTIM?

RECOVERING BIGOT, MEL GIBSON LOSES HIS WIFE (AND POTENTIALLY 1/2 HIS $900 MILLION FORTUNE.)

I DO MY PART FOR "CHUCK WEEK." GO TO HELL MORGAN! ALSO, SARAH WALKER IS TOO BEAUTIFUL.

BUFFY MAKES HER OWN DAWN-BABY ON BOARD.

NBC TO FUTHER F#@$ UP L & O: SVU
-Threathens to fire stars Christopher Meloni & Mariska Hargitay!

From Entertainment Weekly

They wouldn't dare.


Multiple sources are confirming that NBC is threatening to replace
Mariska Hargitay and Chris Meloni on Law & Order: SVU if the actors
persist in their demands for more money.


Last week, NBC closed a deal with L&O boss Dick Wolf for an 11th
season of SVU -- which, at 10.5 million viewers, remains the Peacock's
No. 1 scripted show. That opened the door to a new round of
negotiations with the stars, whose $350K-per-episode contracts will
expire in May. Yet a source close to the matter said talks stalled
when the duo -- who, like in their previous negotiations, are banding
together -- attempted to go after back-end profits, a perk that's
almost never granted in the L&O universe (although exceptions were
made for Vincent D'Onofrio and Chris Noth).


As a result, NBC cautioned that it may be forced to replace the MVPs
-- a risky move considering how integral Hargitay and Meloni are to
the show. Many feel the Peacock won't make good on its threat (reps
for the network, studio and the actors would not comment for this
story). "I don't think in this environment, there's any chance they
could re-launch the show with both of them gone," says a high-ranking
exec at a rival network. "It's a horrible time to retool a show. They
already have to change the time-slot, because it's not going to be
airing at 10 pm next season." At the same time, a Peacock insider
says, "I can't imagine either actor walking away from over $7 million
a year."

BILLY BOB THORNTON GOES BAD SANTA- ON AIR AT RADIO STATION.

THE TRAVOLTAS:WORKING THROUGH THE PAIN- WITH DIGNITY.

LILO: AFTER THE BREAK-UP.

WILL SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR RETURN AS BUFFY??

CHRIS BROWN- "ABSOLUTELY 100 %" NOT A BATTERER.ALSO, LILO FINALLY DUMPS SAM R.

IS TAMERA MOWRY'S NEW ROOMATES- THE NEXT GENERATION VERSION OF FRIENDS?

J. LO AND ROSARIO DAWSON PARTY DOWN, WITH LIVING SKELETON KATE MOSS.

WHAT THE PEOPLE THINK OF FAST & FURIOUS 4.

SCARLY JO'S "CHRISTAL FLOWING...I GOT TO HAVE IT!"

LILO THANKS THE PAPS- FOR BEING A-HOLES.

BEYONCE IS OBSESSED TO KICK ALI LARTER'S ASS FOR ADULTERY AND FOR THE MAJORITY OF HEROES FANS.

WANDA BACK AT LARGE ON FOX.

-The sapphic comic to get Sat. late night show, as a test for a weeknight slot.

Broadcasting Cable.com has confirmed the show for Jan 2010 at 11pm. The hour program will ape Bill Maher's current HBO format,rather than do another Leno/Letterman retread.

The Idol network has cancelled- the Best of Mad TV, thereby putting ne'er do well, Spike Feresten on notice- to shape up or ship out. Fox was unmoved by his anemic performance, of his brief "trial run at 11."

The fourth network will limit its appeal to Saturdays for now, unless they find the "right talent" to reattempt a weeknight show, and network execs maybe leaning toward Sykes. Also, the inside sources claimed, the triple minority status of Sykes- gives Fox a chance to cultivate good will with two different audiences, normally shunned in late night.

WILLOW GOES STRAIGHT, TO THE DELIVERY ROOM AND STAR TREK NEW JACK TOS ALREADY MAKING A SEQUEL.

MR AND MRS. SMITH- HOUSE BATTLE: RD. 2

RANT:WHY NOT MOVE SOAPS TO LATE NIGHT TV, TO BREAK THE JUGGER-
NAUT OF WHITE GUYS BEHIND DESKS?

Buzzer Blog and Extra reported that forgettable,but long running soap Guiding Light was being cancelled. I was thinking why not move the genre to 11 PM-2 AM on the CW,Fox and ABC to finally give the audience, some damn variety.

The producers can increase the pacing, so one plot point doesn't take 18 months to develop- to its climax. They could increase the sex and violence,because from Midnight to 6AM, there is relaxed FCC regs-since the kids are finally asleep.

This could help bored,comic overloaded male viewers or frisky ladies craving- a little romance at those hours. Instead of a another smirking,aging frat boy- whose not half as funny as he thinks he is (That means you Carson Daly!)

Finally, why are all these guys white and male? Have we learned nothing from the legend Arsenio Hall here in the Obama era??

MADONNA LOST CHANCE TO TAKE ANOTHER AFRICAN KID HOME

RAPPER T.I TO DO FEDERAL TIME, FOR ATF CONVICTION.

BRUCE WILLIS PICKED HIS MATE-BACHELOR STYLE AND ISAIAH WASHINGTON LOSING HIS HOME?

CRUISER AND CAMERON DIAZ TO RENEW THEIR FATAL ATTRACTION

The two megastars are planning a serious re-teaming, their first since their charismatic mini-feud in Vanilla Sky. Meanwhile, Nicole Kidman is about to do a Woody Allen movie, thereby breaking the three time winning streak of Scar Jo (Match Point,Scoop, Vicki Barcelona Christina) ending the mutual admiration society- among those artists.


Also, lesbian BFF Sam Ronson is pissed off about- footing the cost of her dates with increasingly broke lover, Lindsey Lohan. Her next movie about pregnancy called Labor Pains, is about to debut in July 2009 on ABC Family channel. The film had been planned for a theatrical release, but was pulled due to fear of a poisoned box office mirroring- last year's failed stripper thriller.

DOES SETH ROGAN HAVE ISSUES WITH LILO?

KIEFER SUTHERLAND BECOMES ANIMATED WAR MONGER, TO KILL EVIL ALIENS.

GET HIGH ON CRANK 2

CINDY CRAWFORD SHOWERS NAKED, FOR GOOD CAUSE

ZAC EFRON MANS UP-"SICK" OF MUSICALS.

Zac Efron is out of Kevin Bacon's lead role of top
heartthrob, in the upcoming Footloose remake. Efron kissed off a seven figure payday, in order to be taken "more seriously" as a actor. He apparently is relenting for all teen titans parts and "tired" of all musicals

An unnamed Paramount source said- the boy risks the ire of the studio, in a Cruise style manner. The person stated “People had been working on this project since last July — we were all shocked.” The source also claimed there's NO chance in hell in cameoing High School Musical 4 for Disney neither.

MUSICIAN T.I FINDS ...REDEMPTION

WHY KNOWING STUFF MAKES ONE, NUMBER 1

A SURGEON RECOUNTS, WHAT WENT WRONG WITH NATASHA RICHARDSON

HE KEEPS ROLLING THROUGH THE ARCLIGHT.

SINGER LEANN RIMES CAUGHT KISSING EDDIE CIBRIAN,AFTER SEVERAL DENIALS

ONE THING JESSICA SIMPSON CAN DO BETTER THAN HER SIS,FIX COMPUTERS?

LIAM NEESON'S BELOVED WIFE IS TAKEN FROM HIM.

FAST & FURIOUS RED CARPET

PAUL WALKER'S 2 FAST TAKE ON THE CHRIS BROWN CASE

"(Chris) is such a good kid. Everyone screws up......we've all done stupid stuff. I don't wanna make light of the whole thing but to me it's a screw-up and, uh, you know he's taken lumps," stated Brain O' Conner himself- after being cornered by the press, after finding out his next film, Bone Deep will co-star alleged batterer and singer Chris Brown. The comment also comes after report leaked that Rihanna stated the fistfight by throwing the volley of blows before he had enough.

ON THE ADVICE OF DREW BARRYMORE, J. ANI DUMPS JOHN MAYER FOR UMPTEENTH TIME.

LILO CLEARED OF HER BENCH WARRANT.

GWYN PALTROW SURMISES JOAQUIN PHOENIX, IS SCREWING AROUND WITH THE AUDIENCE

J.LOVE AND JKX FIND LOVE.

CHRIS BROWN AND RIHANNA DECIDE TO SING, ABOUT THEIR MARITAL VIOLENCE

IS CHRIS BROWN'S MILF MGR. THE SOURCE OF THE RIHANNA ASSAULT?

SEE A GROWN DAKOTA FANNING, BY A NEW MOON

CALEB DECIDES TO RIP OFF THE MENTALIST (OR BONES)IN CASTLE.

CLAIRE-BEAR TELLS MEDIA MOTOR MOUTH, TO MOVE!!

USHER AND JENNIFER ANISTON NEWS.

SINGER CHRIS BROWN OFFICIALLY CHARGED- WITH BEING A BLACK MAN AND BATTERY CHARGES AGAINST RHIANNA.

ZACK SNYDER- VIEWS THE WATCHMEN.

MALIN ACKERMAN AND BILLY CRUDUP, DISCUSS THE CONTROVERSY OF THE FILM.

SETH ROGEN AND ANNA FARRIS IN A DARK MALL COP COMEDY

RING MISTRESS SPEARS SCORES WITH FANS, BUT ALL SONGS USED- INVOLVED LIP SYNCING.

KATE FRENCH FROM GOSSIP GIRL.

ECHO'S NEW BEAU?

COULD DOLLHOUSE AND TERMINATOR: SARAH CONNER... BE LATEST SHOWS SAVED BY DVR LIVE+7/ON DEMAND SCORES?

Fox's "Action Babe" Friday night is struggling in the ratings, yet their On Demand/DVR numbers are turning the fem fighting shows, into similar quasi-hits like Gossip Girl, 30 Rock and The Mole.


Hollywood Reporter claims, that Live+7 DVR figures indicated: "the Dollhouse premiere episode's rating increased 30% after post-premiere-date viewing was included. Dollhouse went from a 2.0 adult demo number to a 2.6.The show's lead-in, "Terminator," gained even more -- 36%." The gains for the Summer Glau/Elisa Dushku fronted shows have been considered stratospheric when this is factored in.


They also found that, Friday's top show, Ghost Whisperer," gained
21%, while fellow CBS shows Flash Point (11%) and Numbers (14%)
also rose significantly."

BONES GOFFINESS.

WHEEL OF FORTUNE WINS WITH 5000 SHOWS.

KEEPING UP WITH KIM K'S SEXY BIKINIS.

PUBLIC RESPONDS TO KRISTEN KRUEK'S NEW STREET FIGHTER FILM, "...GUNS!?...REALLY!?"

HELEN ZASS TASKS J. ANI TO LEAVE JOHN MAYER.
SOURCE:NATIONAL ENQUIRER

Drew Barrymore is begging Jennifer Aniston to dump John Mayer, telling her: "You
can do better!" says a friend of the actresses.


The two beauties - recent co-stars in the hit He's Just Not That Into You - had
a recent heart-to-heart talk about the commitment-phobic rocker, pals say, with
Drew urging Jen to keep looking because John's using her to boost his career.


"Drew told Jen she could do way better and she'd be a fool to settle for him," a
close pal told The ENQUIRER.


"The first time Jen introduced twice-divorced Drew to John, they clashed," added
the source.


"They bickered for so long that Jen had to step in and change the subject."


Over the past 10 months, Drew has heard all of Jen's horror stories about
31-year-old John's roving eye, how he blabs about his love life and how he
refuses to discuss marriage or children, added the source.


When quizzed recently about what dating advice she gives to girlfriends, Drew
revealed: "Don't coddle your friends, help them grow. Stop repeating those bad
patterns. If he doesn't make you feel good, get out!"


"And even though Jen is crazy in love with John, I think a part of her is
worried that Drew may be right."

WATCHMEN PREMIERE.

GOD SUED FOR DRIVING MISHAP

GHOSTBUSTERS 3 WILL HAPPEN (NO TMNT FULL CGI B.S.) AND E. RACHEL WOOD DATES SATANIC, ROSE MCGOWAN'S EX.

CATWOMAN IN MAY/DEC. ROMANCE IN CHERRI

HUGH JACKMAN & BEYONCE'S "CRUISE SHIP" PERFORMANCE AND KATE WINSLET SHOVES OSCAR-IN THE TOILET.

TWO FACED NBA BASTARD, CHUCK BARKLEY JAILED FOR DUI CASE.

WILL AUDIENCES WATCH, THE WATCHMEN (EXCLUDING THE MOVIE UNDERGROUND HOSTS ON WGN.)

CLAIRE-BEAR AND PETER BREAK-UP FOR REAL (OFF-CAMERA.)

ELIZA DUSHKU POSES FOR MAXIM, TO HELP BUILD HER DOLLHOUSE