CHUCK EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED AT STUPID MORGAN'S BACHELOR PARTY.

EX FRIEND LISA KUDROW, BULLIES COURTNEY COX IN HER COUGAR TOWN.

KIM KARSADHIAN'S 2011 CALENDER?

THE MAKING OF GREEK GODS

TIGER LOSES HIS CELL PHONE MONEY.

NICK CAGE BIO-SHOCKS US ALL,AS A KICK ASS BIG DADDY.

ROB DOWNEY JR.,RACHEL McADAMS AND SOME BRITISH GUY- MARVEL AT HOLMES MODERN SUCCESS!

FERGIE MAY HAVE PISSED HERSELF, AT HER OWN CONCERT.

The musician- Fergie stated, “That won’t happen again.I make a point now of visiting the bathroom at least once before I go on stage.It sounds obvious but sometimes it’s the simple things you forget to do.”

Showbiz Spy said, the Black Eyed Peas front woman (who also appears in the slutty, musical Nine)"was caught" in a solo at her concert "leaving her with a tell-tale wet patch."

Stacy Ferguson surmized that -despite being cheated upon a stripper whore by her husband, former Las Vegas stud Josh Dumamel- said accidentally doing a No. 1- in front her fans, was the “most embarrassing moment of my life”.

“I think everyone has seen the pictures on the Internet when I didn’t use the bathroom before I went on stage,” she continued. “We were doing Let’s Get It Started and I was jumping all over.. Yeah, I should have used the toilet before I went on stage."

CHUCK SHEEN ATTACKED HIS WIFE, CHRIS BROWN STYLE.

"FOR MEN EVERYWHERE:" MERRY SLUTMAS!





ALLEGED FAT BURGER BIGOT, AMY POHLER- IS A LYING, CHIPMUNK SOUNDING BITCH! ( WITH FOOTAGE RECORDED.)

KIM KARDASHIAN'S HOT AND TAWDRY BURGER AD.

SIMON COWELL FINDS IDOL "JUST DREADFUL," ENOUGH TO LEAVE. HE'LL START THE X FACTOR IN 2011(ISN'T THAT AMERICA'S GOT TALENT?)

Tony Cowell, the author and brother- of the caustic bastard, said Simon is preparing a press release- to confirm his departure of America's # 1 show,after this season. This is after failing, in repeated attempts to get current host Ryan Seacrest fired.

Cowell is determined to get the Factor on, because he would host and be the key judge, even though the format doesn't differ all that much from Idol or Talent.

Simon Cowell told Fox TV head executive Peter Rice about this, two months ago. At that time, he said he'd like to start taping Factor episodes "in Los Angeles in September 2011 for broadcast on Fox." Fox PR dept. refused comment, about the Idol overseas statement.

"UNCLE HANK!! I NOW KNOW, WHAT HEAVEN OR HELL, IS LIKE."

THE WOODS DIVORCE IS ON.

NEW AMERICANIZED SHERLOCK HOLMES SHOW OFF IN THE U.K.

ROB PATTINSON MAY DIE FROM FAN'S INFECTION.

WAS LETTERMAN COERCISED INTO KEEPING THE A-ROD/KATE HUDSON BREAK-UP SECRET?

TIGER WOODS MAY HAVE SUNK HIS PUTTER- INTO JESSICA SIMPSON!

ANOTHER CELEB'S LIFE-LOCK FAILS. THIS TIME- WILL SMITH.

BONUS CLIP OF NINE SINGING BABES!

DID DAVE LETTERMAN'S PROBING- LEAD TO KATE HUDSON/A-ROD BREAK UP?

SMALLVILLE STUNTS GOES AWRY IN METORPOLIS.
From Imdb:

A stunt coordinator on the set of cult TV Superman drama series Smallville
was taken to the hospital yesterday when a stunt went awry. Details of the
man's injuries were not available when WENN went to press, but they were
enough to halt filming and keep the unnamed stuntman in hospital for
observation. A studio representative insists no cast members were hurt
during the incident in British Columbia, Canada. It's not the first time the
Smallville set has been the site of a stunt-gone-wrong - stuntman Bill
Stewart was left badly cut after a glass window failed to shatter properly
as he fell through it during one scene in 2003.




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ANGIE JOLIE IS SECRETLY SPONSORING, AN FINE FAMILY.

AN AVATAR IN LONDON.

TIGER'S WIFE 911 CONNECTION.

LILO HAS A PHOTO SHOOT THREESOME WITH JOHNNY DEEP IMPARSARIO.

TIGER-WATCH CONTINUES.

TIGERWATCH: NINE MORE ADULTOUROS WHORES- COME...FORWARD,
FOR THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME.

MORGAN FREEMAN GOES FOR ANOTHER OSCAR!

SHAKIRA ATTEMPTS- FLUENT ENGLISH AT OXFORD U.

THE NINE (THE SEXY MUSICAL,NOT THE DARK CARTOON) DEBUTS AND MORE TIGER TALK IN THE WOODS.

KATE HUDSON RENTS THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE.

SORRY, TIGER WOODS-WELCOME TO TABLOIDIA!

MEDIA BLAME- TIGER WOOD'S WHITE WIFE FOR HIS CAR CRASH.

DID TOMCAT DEAL FOR SECOND $75 MILLION BABY?

J.LO ON JAY LENO ABOUT SHOWING HER UNDIES DURING FALL AT AMAS

NOTE: LET'S SEE HOW FAST THIS VIDEO- GETS PULLED HERE, AFTER WE AIRED TWO LEGIT VIDEO ON THE ISSUE,THAT WERE STUCK DOWN-DUE TO COPYRIGHT ISSUES.

DRUNKEN SLUTS- PINCHED GERALD BUTLER BUTT- AND HE TELLS THEM TO "F$$! OFF!"

"Get a f---ing life!," exclaimed Gerard Butler- at some alleged female whores.

The unidentified women, had grabbed the Law Abiding Citizen's ass. The incident took place at a London Nightclub, the Daily Mirror revealed.

"The girls looked a bit sheepish, as Gerard headed across the road for
yet more booze," a confident of Butler stated. The 300 star, told the ladies again- to "F@!& OFF," as he got his liquor.

The 40-year-old hunk actor, told the press- his life is "really
boring" and he can't understand woman's hypocrisy to treat him as a piece of meat, after all their complaining of similar treatment.

"I just like to go back home and chill out with friends. It sounds
really boring but it's true," Butler finished.

IS NINJA ASSASSIN, THE FILM TO BEAT THIS WEEK?

MORENA BACCARIN: THAT V BITCH/LIZARD.

LOOK AT THOSE LOVELY BONES!

THE MAYOR OF COUGAR-TOWN IS INDISPOSED,AT THE MOMENT.

DID ARI GOLD MAKE ACTUAL,ILLEGAL GAY JOKE AT LLOYD ON THE ENTOURAGE??

From TMZ-
The creator of "Entourage" is vowing to put a stop to the gay and
racial "jokes" being thrown around on the set of his show, after one
of the stars revealed he's "occasionally" targeted ... and unhappy
about it.


Rex Lee -- who plays Lloyd on the show -- was out in L.A. yesterday,
where he claimed certain members of the crew "occasionally" make fun
of his ethnicity and sexuality on set. Rex added, "I try not to let it
bother me."


After Lee's admission, the show's creator Doug Ellin told TMZ he's
"shocked and horrified" to hear about the situation and "will be
speaking to everybody before we start filming again in March. It's not
something condoned or acceptable."


Ellin also told us he already spoke to Lee -- and during the convo,
Rex re-confirmed that crew members had made "insensitive gay jokes."


Ellin claims he's now going to lay down the gauntlet, telling Rex if
it happens again, the culprit will be fired.

MARIAH CAREY SPENDS EUROS IN THE UK.


ROTTEN TOMATOES GETS ITS OWN SHOW.

ROB PATTINSON:SCREW SEACREST, I'M TELLING IT TO- MATT LAUER!?

STAR TREK PARTIES DOWN.
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MILEY CYRUS THINKS TWILIGHT IS BULL!*$#!

RHIANNA IN LONDON.

KRISTEN STEWART ON CONAN.

MORE REHAB FOR LILO.

AFTER JENNI'S BODY, IS MEGAN FOX IN DANGER OF LOSING LARA CROFT?

DAKOTA FANNING SPEAKS UPON THE NEW MOON.

CAN HEATHER LOCKLEAR- SAVE THE SAME SHOW TWICE?

VARIETY CONFIRMS THAT FOX TV- WILL DEMOLISH ELISA DUSHKU'S DOLLHOUSE.

The network's decision to pull the show for Nov. sweeps,seemed unmoved by adding Summer Glau from the failed Terminator series and unwillingness to plug the show, even by viral video- sealed its fate.

Creator Joss Whedon, is making a last ditch effort to sell new episodes of show to the SyFi channel, as Dushku's last show, Tru Calling is a cult hit, there.

Dollhouse should return on December 4th. The network "is currently producing the...11th episode and Dollhouse is expected to finish up its 13-episode order." Whedon is also trying to get a pulled show from last year broadcast, in the Brothers/Til Death, slot- as insides sources stated- no one is watching those "turds" either.

All known episodes (13) will be broadcast. The last show will solve all the mysteries of the classy, sleaze palace of the the rich and/or evil. The sources claim- that Elisa D's meta alter ego-violently slutty,hipster Echo, may not even survive once the house is finally torn down.

IS AMY WINEHOUSE-THE NEXT MICHEAL JACKSON?

J. LO SUES OVER HER SEX TAPE.

JOHN CUSACK TRIES TO PROVE THE MAYANS WRONG BY 2012.

AUSTRALIAN FANS- WALK OUT ON BRITNEY SPEARS- WHEN CAUGHT LIP SYNCING AGAIN.

JAMES CAMERON'S AVATAR IS ALMOST HERE.

CAMMY DIAZ- PRESSES HER OWN BUTTONS, IN THE BOX,JACK.

LILO IS BOTHERED BY HER CRAZY DAD, AGAIN.

DID JOSH DUHAMEL, CHEAT ON FERGIE WITH A STRIPPER??
-THE EXOTIC DANCER ALREADY HAS A LAWYER.

CHRIS BROWN- ON HIS FUTURE: "THEY STILL LOVE ME..."

STEVE MARTIN AND ALEC BALDWIN TO TAG TEAM HOST THE OSCARS.

From The Wrap


Breaking with tradition, a pair of hosts -- Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin --
will serve as co-hosts of the 82nd Academy Awards, Oscar telecast producers Bill
Mechanic and Adam Shankman announced today.


“We think the team of Steve and Alec are the perfect pair of hosts for the
Oscars,” said Shankman and Mechanic. “Steve will bring the experience of having
hosted the show in the past and Alec will be a completely fresh personality for
this event.”


“I am happy to co-host the Oscars with my enemy Alec Baldwin,” said Martin.


“I don’t play the banjo but I’m thrilled to be hosting the Oscars – it’s the
opportunity of a lifetime,” said Baldwin.


Martin hosted the 73rd and 75th Academy Awards shows, earning an Emmy nomination
for the first stint. He has also served as a presenter on the show several
times, most recently at the ceremony in February when he appeared with Tina Fey.
He is currently touring with the bluegrass band Steep Canyon Rangers in support
of his latest album “The Crow: New Songs for the Five String Banjo.” In 1977
and 1978 Martin won Grammys for Best Comedy Recording. He earned a third Grammy
in 2001 in the Best Country Instrumental Performance category. In 2007 Martin
earned a Kennedy Center Honor.


Baldwin was nominated for an Academy Award in 2003 for his supporting role in
“The Cooler.” That year also marked his most recent appearance as a presenter
on the show. Baldwin currently stars as Jack Donaghy on the comedy “30 Rock,” a
role for which he has won two Emmys (in 2008 and 2009). Baldwin earned a Tony
nomination in 1992 for his performance in “A Streetcar Named Desire.”


Academy Awards for outstanding film achievements of 2009 will be presented on
Sunday, March 7, 2010, at the Kodak Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center®, and
televised live by the ABC Television Network. The Oscar presentation also will

TEEN ANGIE JOLIE PICS- SURFACE ON-LINE.

HORROR SENSATION PARANORMAL ACTIVITY'S UNKNOWN STARS.

CAN V- FIND VICTORY AGAIN,LIKE THE SUPERIOR, MODERN BATTLESTAR GALACTICA DID?

PARIS HILTON ATTACKED BY HER BOYFRIEND.

SWINE FLU ALMOST CLAIMS, SUSAN MEYER.


CRASH STAR, DENNIS HOPPER "HAS GOT THE CANCER."

TALLAHASSEE'S NEXT FLICK.

NBC IS ORDERING MORE CHUCK, IT MAY REPLACE ONE OF THE FAILING JAY LENO HOURS.
From Hollywood Reporter


NBC is in talks with Warner Bros. to order additional episodes of
"Chuck" ...


The number being bandied about is six additional hours (on top of the
13 episodes already ordered)...


An agreement has not yet been confirmed by the network ...


This could mean the show will return early, though an open time slot
has not yet presented itself.The original plan was for "Chuck" to
return in March.

PICK UP- BRANGELINA: EXPOSED FOR CHRISTMAS.

FROM ZAP2IT.COM

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's holiday season will be interesting one.


Investigative journalist Ian Halperin and author of bestseller
"Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson" has turned his pen to
the superstar couple in "Brangelina Exposed," due to hit bookstore
shelves on Dec. 1. Ah yes, just in time for the holiday season: a time
for giving, gathering with loved ones and revealing dirt on global
celebrities.


Although some of the book will delve into Jolie's colorfully dark
past, including the estrangement with her father, drug use and sexual
exploits, Halperin also promises to reveal some things we don't
actually know.


Among some of the alleged revelations in the book:


* Brad and Angelina "have successfully manipulated the public into
believing a glamorous fairytale that bears little resemblance to the
reality of the pair's life together."
* The "real reason" behind the split between Pitt and Jennifer
Aniston.
* An introduction to "the key figure behind the scenes who
orchestrated her makeover into a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador."
* How Angie's relationship with model/actress Jenny Shimizu is still
"ongoing."
* How her personal lifestyle choices "are not only affecting her
growing family, but causing serious and potentially irreparable

"ANNIE, ARE YOU WALKING..." OR DRIVING TO THIS IS IT,ANNIE?

HAVE THE NEW MOONERS CANCELED THEIR- SATELLITE OF LOVE?

PENELOPE CRUZ- GOES ALL MAY-DECEMBER ON A GUY!

UNFUNNY CHELSEA HANDLER, INSPIRES JENNIFER ANISTON- TO DO LAME WEEKLY TALK SHOW MADE BY OPRAH, ON CABLE.

FORMER X MEN AND HEROES STAR DINIA RAMIREZ IS BACK.

FEAR FACTOR WITHOUT CASH CONTINUES IN SAW 6.

J. ANI LOSES OUT AGAIN? G. BUTLER GOES AFTER JESSICA SIMPSON.

HILARY SWANK GOES FOR THIRD OSCAR AND PUTS VIRGINA MADSEN IN AWE.

IT DOESN'T SEEM TO MATTER,THAT MJ IS STILL DEAD-FOR HIS MOVIE PREMIERE.

JILLIAN MICHAELS TO GET THE BIGGEST SPIN OFF.


NBC has bought- the non-competition companion series, to air with its reality hit The Biggest Loser. The show would air for eight weeks and will be called Losing It With Jillian M.,made by the infamous Reveille entertainment and Empowered Media Enterprises.The show would air against American Idol.

The hot and scrappy fitness host will travel the nation helping "weight-challenged Americans that they can get the same results as contestants on The Biggest
Loser without attending the show’s immersive fitness boot camp."


In self-contained shows, Michaels moves into a family’s
house "and give them a top-to-bottom fitness, nutrition and wellness
makeover and "will take on multiple aspects of living a
healthier lifestyle."


Micheals stated:
"This show is very different. I’m not going to scream at a 10-year-old.
You’re going to see different aspects of my personality, and it’s more
about the big picture and not just being skinny.”

LILO'S LATEST, STRAIGHT CONQUEST.

JENNIFER ANISTON HOOKS-UP WITH JOHN MAYER, FOR THE THIRD TIME.

30 ROCK STAR, TRACY MORGAN TELLS THE TRUTH ABOUT ALLEGED EX-LOVER CHERI OTERI AND NEMISIS CHRIS KATTAN OF SNL- "FXXX THEM!!"

From the fine liberals at the Huffington Post-

Tracy Morgan's new autobiography 'I Am the New Black' promises to be
delightfully loopy--the impassioned audiobook version, even more so.

In the clip below, Morgan talks about the old days at SNL, which leave
him with no love lost for former costars Chris Kattan (currently playing a used car salesman on middling sit-com The Middle,)and Cheri Oteri(currenlty seeking work,by Morgan's "$300 million" standards.)

"I could remember those two, especially those two people, treating me
like the invisible guy. Now look where they at. Cheri Oteri, she can't
even get arrested," he reads.


Then he adds some extra commentary.


"That's what happened to me over there. They never treated me well,"
he says. "I never cared for them either. F--- 'em!!"


'I Am the New Black' hits shelves Oct. 20 and '30 Rock' returns
Thursday.

JAMES FALLON AS BILLY RAY CYRUS- STILL THERE FOR HIS TWIT...TWEETERS.

RHIANNA TELLS JESSIE BIEL: I'M NOT CHEATING WITH JT.

JAMES FOXX AND GERALD BUTLER ARE STILL LAW ABIDING CITIZENS, DESPITE THEIR IN MOVIE MAYHEM.

SEXY SERENA WILLIAMS- GOES NUDE FOR ESPN!

WILL THESE COUPLES, MAKE ONE RETREAT- TO ANOTHER MOVIE THIS WEEK?

CHECK OUT CHRIS ROCK'S GOOD HAIR.

HELEN HUNT IS NOT INTO PARENTHOOD!CAN LAUREN GRAHAM BE A TWO-TIME TV MOM?

"WAIT FOR IT."-Shawn "Scumbag" Spencer, from Psych.

Helen Hunt has apparently- dropped out to star in NBC's struggling, second attempt to do Steve Martin's Parenthood. Maura Tierney left the project, for severe heath reasons.According to some damned insider, "talks fell apart and the plum part has now been offered to...Lauren Graham!"

SIMON COWELL OVERSPENDS- ON HIS OWN PARTY.

JERMAINE JACKSON- TO JUDGE MICHEAL JACKSON IMPERSONATORS ON THE BBC.

The only other talented male in the Jackson 5, shall appear on the new BBC hour, entitlted Move Like Michael Jackson in Dec. '09.

JJ remebered,"Michael was a superb dancer who inspired people across the world to master his moves and create their own unique routines. I'm really excited and delighted to be part of this show and look forward to finding the most talented and inspiring dancers."

The six week talent contest "will travel the UK in search of the best Jackson-style dancer, including mastering the Moonwalk as well as coming up with their own choreography," stated Jackson.

MJ WAS SURPRISING HEALTHY- FOR A ALLEGED MANSLAUGHTER VICTIM.


"NUT UP!" WITH YOUR HOST- WOODY HARRELSON!

THE LATEST ON THAT TALENTED BASTARD, ROMAN P.

LADIES, EVEN CELEB TV ISN'T SURE WHO JT IS LAYING THE PIPE WITH ANYMORE.

LANA LANG IS DOING CHUCK!

Small Ville star and one-time Chun-Li, Kristen Kreuk- could take on Yvonne Strahovski's secret agent babe, on the cult hit NBC show.

She will appear on show # 5 called, Chuck VS. 1st Class. She play Hannah, an actually normal girl who flirts with the pseudo-spy- on a flight bound for Paris. She (at this time) will have no connection to Fulcrum/The Ring and/or any American Alphabet soups organization (FBI,CIA;etc.) The episode is nearing completion, this week.

Finally, failed Superman, Brandon Routh will be on the show with Kruek.

CHRIS ROCK'S NEW GOOD HAIR,ADMITS WHITE WOMEN HAVE BETTER HAIR AND SEX APPEAL, THAN BLACK WOMEN!

J. BIEL AND JUSTIN TIMBER...NEAR BREAK-UP, OVER RHIANNA AND NOW YEAR 1'S OLIVIA WILDE.

IS MEGAN FOX- A HOT SEXIST?

"HELLO SYDNEY!" NEVE CAMPBELL RESIGNS WITH COURTNEY COX AND DAVID ARQUETTE FOR SCREAM 4!

From Zap2it.com
Scream" protagonist Sidney Prescott's life is going to get thrilling
again in 2010.


Dimension Films' Bob Weinstein announced that Neve Campbell, Courteney
Cox and David Arquette are all back on board to reprise their roles
for a the next installment of the "Scream" franchise, beginning
production in Spring 2010, reports Variety.


Wes Craven is being courted to direct the sequel, which was written by
Kevin Williamson, who's currently behind The CW's "The Vampire
Diaries."


In a previous interview with Zap2it's Korbi Ghosh, Williamson had
revealed that Cox and Arquette were already back, but Campell's return
was still uncertain.


Weinstein also announced that the company will have a new emphasis on
3D, with Robert Rodriguez's soon-to-be-written "Spy Kids 4" being
realized in 3D. In addition, Dimension is looking to remake
"Short Circuit" and "An American Werewolf in London."

JEN GAR "LOVED" WORKING WITH RICK GERVAIS, IN THE INVENTION...



LILY ALLEN ADMITS SHE ONLY CARES- ABOUT THE MONEY NOW.

IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE STEPPING OUT ON JESSICA BIEL- WITH RHIANNA!