THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW...JACK BAUER COULD DIE.

The anti-terrorism hero could by the farm- the season after this one.

Kiefer Sutherland has called it. Two years from now, he'll walk away from the CTU based (we'll not this season officially) series.As the Exec Producer, Sutherland as all but guaranteed- a brutal death scene for America's top man.

"I see Jack as a really human figure and there is something innately
tragic about people," Bauer's alter ego stated. "I think there is no winning. We're all going to die. There's something kind of sad in that, and yet there's
something really beautiful and hopeful."

Weirdly, producers have backpedaled trying to secure "Jack" a big screen movie once the show ends and/or studio heads trying to worm a tenth "day" out of the star.

J. LO LEAVES RING WITH HUSBAND, TO SLIP HER WEDDING ONE BACK ON- FOR A MEDIA EVENT.

TOM HANKS GIVES BIG LOVE TO PRES. OBAMA.

REAL LIFE PRIZE FIGHTS: J. LO MAY HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF MARK ANTHONY?


BRIT CONTINUES THE POSITIVITY-BEHIND THE CIRCUS SHOW

RENEE Z.'S NEW FLICK IN TOWN.

HANCOCK ATTEMPTS TO MUSCLE DENZEL WASHINGTON OUT OF THE WAY, TO PLAY BARACK OBAMA IN UPCOMING FLICK.

ANNA PAQUIN SCORES AWARDS FOR HER TRUE BLOOD.

RUSSELL CROWE FIRES SIENNA MILLER FOR BEING SHALLOW?!



ANGELA BASSET TO STAR, IN THE BIGGIE SMALLS MOVIE!

NEW JACK JAMES BOND, ANSWERS RANDOM QUESTIONS FROM THE FANS.

SLY STALLONE TO DIRECT JET LI IN THAT EXPENDABLE A TEAM MOVIE.

LATEST ON THE JETT TRAVOLTA SCANDAL.

NEW SEGMENT!

CELEBRITY HOMOPHOBIA: JUDY REYES

EXCLUSIVE!!
A security guard worked the New Years Night party, at the Wiltern Theater. He noticed the arrogant Scrubs star- walking about in her cocktail dress, not as sexy or as noticeable, as half the sluttier dressed woman there. One of the girls which was there, was giving him her phone number ( a young Teri Hatcher type,) when her boyfriend intervened and took her home.

Then, while he was sat near the Ladies bathroom on a bench (on his break.) Reyes passed by him- with two equally bigoted white girlfriends (one blond and one red haired.) They began making faces and comments- as to how normal he was, because Reyes thought he was gay. The red haired girl remarked (since he started listening,) "me...too," and they all crept into the bathroom. After a few minutes, one girl (allegedly Reyes, but most likely the blond, then extended the bullying with this:

"Some....Boy (secondary slur for blacks) was looking at me like he wanted me, when we all know he's gay." They continued (as apparently all gay bullies do) that he "should just come out of the closet (to justify their hate speech and gaydar) and "join [them] in the [Ladies] bathroom where [he] belongs."

After they left, they all seemed stunned the he and other party guests listening-who looked at them- with surprise and contempt. They all walked to the top of the stairs, after choosing to leave individually. Once they did, Reyes then said sheepishly, "I...still think, you're gay!" Finally, they all laughed and pranced themselves up the stairs.

The next day (near Beverly Hills,) apparently Reyes had stalked the guard down, with a weirdly interested look on her face. She was talking on the phone and spoke quietly, other that to call him a "He-bitch" over the phone. The guard simply declared the confused hate monger, "A fucking cunt" and went about his business. Reyes (without apology or explanation) left the area- several minutes later.

ACTOR GIVES DETAILS ON NEXT SEASON'S GOSSIP GIRL.

GET DISCOVERED BY CD EXEC RODNEY JERKINS, IN ON-LINE VIDEO GAME.

HOW CHRIS ROCK AND BEN STILLER ARE KICKING IT NEW SCHOOL YEAR, G.

DESPITE KATHLEEN TURNER'S FAT, "CUNT"ISH PRESENCE- MARLEY AND ME WINS, AT THE BOX OFFICE.

JACK BAUER IS BACK FOR MORE 24.

CAN SENSITIVE WIMP MICHEAL CERA, BE A BIG SCREEN GILLIGAN?

The creator of the popular, idiotic, sitcom that refuses to die-
Sherwood Schwartz,plus his son Lloyd Schwartz have inked deal to
make a silver screen version of Gilligan’s Island.

"I loved Gilligan’s Island as a kid, and am not against the idea of a re-imagining of the series… But it seems to me that LOST is our generation’s version
of the 1960’s television series, and anything closer to the source material would
just be too silly (somewhat like John Goodman's Flintstones movie.)

Schwartz warned the audience of his plan- at the Beverly Hills induction ceremony of
Television Academy’s Hall of Fame. He proclaimed to TV
Guide "that he wants Michael Cera to play Gilligan and Beyonce Knowles
to play Ginger."

IS KATE WINSLET GETTING DESPERATE FOR A OSCAR? (BECOMING MOVIE'S ANSWER TO AMERICA TV STAR SUSAN LUCCI.)

IS J. LO'S MARRIAGE FALLING APART?

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NEEDS A DOCTOR.

JAMIE FOXX WISHES EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAMN IT!

CHRISTINA RICCI'S FEAR AND LOATHING APPARENT,WHILE ON A BEVERLY HILLS SHOPPING SPREE.

A SILENT NIGHT J. LO BOUNCES WITH HER LUCKY BASTARD HUSBAND.

ELIZA D. HAS FAITH, IN THE SUPER MARIO BROS.

THE GREAT SAM L. JACKSON AND LOVELY EVA MENDES ENGAGE THE SPIRIT.

BEN AFFLECK PUTS HIS SPIN ON AFRICAN RELIEF.

WILL WE FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO CYCLOPS IN X MEN: ORIGINS?

TOM CRUISE'S TOP TEN ON WHY PEOPLE THINK HE IS CRAZY!

JEN ANISTON GETS "PRETTY NAKED" IN MARLEY & ME

FINALLY- A MAN GETS PAID, AFTER THE DIVORCE:NICE GUY RITCHIE FINISHES FIRST
OVER THE MATERIAL GIRL... TO THE TUNE OF $76 MILLION!!

THE PROMISE OF A NEW CONTRACT-


ABDUL CLEANS UP IN NEW EIGHT FIGURE DEAL.

Paula Abdul expressed in a Barbara Walter's radio interview,that she "maybe unhappy" and "under contract"- as the resident hot nut job, on the nation's top show. Fox decided to- show her the money, by double her current contract to almost $10 million bucks, for next season's American Idol,its ninth season.

This would up her, from her current fee of 5 million. This is after having to admit to herself- that there's little chance in hell- of matching top lead judge and the most hated man in America, Simon Cowell, who pulls down about $30 million annually. Fox executives concurrently agreed with Abdul that she worth the cash and "They definitely want her back." Accordingly to Walters herself- there's a "95 % chance" of renewal.

The Straight Up songstress also revealed- she felt the strange, suicidal vibe- coming from the contestant Paula GoodSpeed. The love of Arsenio Hall's life, "begged" them to not let GoodSpeed audition (back during season 5)and thought this put the crew's lives (including the backstage workers, co-judge Randy Jackson and Host Ryan Seacrest) in danger.

WILL SMITH AND ROSARIO DAWSON GET BACK TOGETHER FOR 7 LBS.

BRITNEY SPEARS TO GET A BREAST REDUCTION?

IS BRITNEY A TOP DIVA AGAIN?

DIRECTOR CATHY HARDWICK WALKS AWAY FROM SEQUEL, NEW MOON (IN ITALY.)

JULIA ROBERTS AND CLIVE OWEN AGAIN GET CLOSER DURING DUPLICITY

BEST CELEB F@!# UPS OF THE YEAR

LUCY LUI SHINES AT HUMANITARIAN BALL

PARIS HILTON TO BE A REAL-LIFE TINKERBELL (NOT HER DOG)FOR DISNEY FILMS?

J. ANI RESPONDS TO BABY CHARGES + IS CHRISTINA AGUILERA READY JOIN ANGIE JOLIE IN FEMINIST ACTION FILMS?

THE CLOONEY/PITT PSEUDO-WAR ROLLS ON + BEYONCE'S LA BREA TAR PIT.

FANS LINE UP FOR BRITNEY'S CIRCUS.

COPS NAB J.HUD'S BRO FOR FAMILY SLAYING.

WAS IRON MAN KO'ED BY A SHERLOCK HOLMES EXTRA?

IS BRITNEY READY TO GO BACK TO THE MEDIA CIRCUS?

JAMIE KENNEDY- ON HOW HE PROTECTS SEXY NEW BOSS, J-LOVE FROM THE GHOST.

CHRIS KNIGHT TALKS ABOUT HIS HOT WIFE.

SPEARS CLIMBING BACK THE CHARTS- DECIDES TO CLIMB ALL OVER K-FED'S BACK.

Despite Spears showing the world: her vagina in public, doing public nervous breakdowns, being on drugs or drunk most of the time, and shining in
mental institution commitment (to the point- the state takes her kids away from her,) feels that K-Fed may not be the best influence on her kids.

"[My sons are] staring to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says
the F-word now sometimes," revealed Spears. "He doesn't get it
from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my
kids." So, the kids has no friends, or access to cable TV or the net where they could here these things freely?

Since regaining custody, while her father has been manging her career and affairs lately, Spears is more fixated on motherhood to Sean Preston, 3, and
Jayden James(2).

"I feel like an old person now," she says. "I do! I go to bed at,
like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go out or anything."

Since Spears lack of partying is boring to her fans, she's will still spend this
Thanksgiving in Europe to expand sales her first hit single in years (Womanizer) on I-Tunes.

Still, with Brit's tour of being the queen of misery nearly over, K-Fed's backers feel that Britney need to "look in the mirror dear," and realizes she still not the best person to raise children either yet.

AUSTRALIA DEBUTS IN NEW YORK!

KANYE WEST,LUDACRIS AND ALLEGED NEO-RACISTS GUNS AND ROSES NEW CD DROPS

HARRY POTTER NEAR END OF THE RD., WITH A 1/2 BLOOD PRINCE.

STAR TREK: THE BEGINING

24 TODAY AND MADONNA INCREASINGLY MEAN DIVORCE CONTINUES.

ANGIE JOLIE IGNORES JEN ANI. "UNCOOL" COMMENT AND REVEALS IN MOTHERHOOD.

IS NICOLE KIDMAN JOINING ANGIE JOLIE IN RETIREMENT (IN A FEW YEARS.)