GEORGE CARLIN IN 1971.

TOM CRUISE SHOULD BASE A RELIGION AROUND HIS IDEAS-GEORGE CARLIN BACK HOME, TO ANNOY AND ENLIGHTEN HEAVEN'S RESIDENTS.

CHARLIZE AT THE HANCOCK DEBUT EVENT.

ITN'S SHOWBIZ REPORT

99, IT'S TIME TO GET SMART...NOW.

OSCAR DE LA HOYA -TELLS PBS STAR TAVIS SMILEY- HE'S RETIRING....
-After one last violent payday.

PAM ANDERSON AND TOMMY LEE BACK TOGETHER (AND PROBABLY PLANNING A NEW REALITY SERIES.)

JOHNNY DEEP KEEPS HIS WORD AND GIVES HAT TO LOCAL BOY, FROM HIS NEW EPIC.

Young Jack Taylor- is currently writing a thank you note- to Capt. Jack Sparrow for keeping his promise. Deep was in Wisconsin (back in April),to film a biopic on anti-hero '30s bank thief, John Dillinger. Neighborhood residents got to witness the filming, including Mr. Taylor, "who especially admired Depp/Dillinger's
hat."

So, the young man asked the thespian- could he have the fedora hat. Depp, 45, stated that Taylor would receive it "once the movie was finished."

Seven days ago, a local Wisconsin newspaper (the Northwestern) confirmed Tom 21 Jump St. Hansen "made good on his promise" and the boy received man's hat.

Deep also included prizes for the boy's four relatives,
"from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, as well as a note from
the star himself, telling Jack to enjoy what was sent."

NEW FOOTAGE FROM WILL SMITH'S HANCOCK.

MORE INFO ON MORGAN FREEMAN'S WANTED.

SUPER OBAMA GIRL VS. EVIL MCCAIN HULK GIRL!

MEDIA-TECH NEWS: IS THE WB BACK?

THE ONION COVERS HIGH SCHOOL TONY AWARDS.

BRITNEY SPEARS BEATS VEHICULAR ASSAULT CHARGE.

LAPD stated that NO charges will be filled against Britney Spears- for using her car, to run over a photog's foot, as she driving away from a pack of paps.

The victim filed a report- half year after the occurrence. The cops claim, there's was NO legal way to win with video evidence provided.


Joseph Shidler, deputy district attorney, noted:"We have no evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the suspect was aware that the victim's foot had been struck by the car. There was much commotion and noise at the time and
there is no proof that the suspect was aware of what had happened."

Also, the police report indicated that "a voice on the
video told her to back up" and no proof of that is on the tape either.


The Prosecutor showed in the Internet video, no physical damage to the pap's foot.
Shidler concludes that "the only way the victim's foot could have been where the video indicates it to be was by the victim placing it in that location."

HEATH DID LEAVE $ TO HIS DAUGHTER.

GETTING BLUE WITH THE LOVE GURU.

BRENDAN FRASER'S NEW MOVIE.

IS BONES- THE WORLD'S NO. 2 SHOW, AFTER CSI:MIAMI?

A VERDICT IS NEAR IN THE R. KELLY CASE.

WHO DOES FEZ AND THE SINGER OF THE KIM POSSIBLE THEME, WANT TO WIN THE NBA FINALS?

THE GREAT MAGIC JOHNSON, ON THE NBA FINALS 2008.

J. ALBA OFFICIALLY A MOM AND ASHLEY TISDALE MAYBE HIV POSTIVE.

THE LOVE GURU ABOUT TO DEBUT,AND LYNNE SPEARS WRITES BOOK ON BAD PARENTING. OH, SPEAKING ABOUT HULK HOGAN....

J.J. ABRAMS COMES CLEAN ON FRINGE.

THE ONION INVESTIGATES: WORLD OF WARCRAFT PLAYERS- PLAYING THEMSELVES IN GAME.

DID SHIA LABEOUF USE A GAY SLUR, WHILE NEW 99'S BOYFRIEND MAY HAVE EMBEZZLED FUNDS FROM A CHARITY?

CLINT EASTWOOD TELLS SPIKE LEE TO SHUT THE F___ UP, WHILE LINDSEY LOHAN GETS INSURED ON BABY MOVIE, AS PARIS HILTON MAYBE GETTING PREGNANT.

JESSICA SIMPSON TO JOIN OTHER LADY CELEBS, IN USING ALLEGED CHILD LABOR TO PRODUCE HIGH END FASHION LINE.

WILL SMITH HAS HIS HANCOCKED FOR THIS ONE.

OSCAR NOMINATED ROSIE PEREZ, RETURNS AS A DIRTY COP- TRADING BLOWS WITH A DRUG DEALING JAMES FRANCO- IN PINEAPPLE EXPRESS.

ANGELINA JOLIE IS STILL...WANTED.

WONDER WOMAN FINDS A REAL BODY, WHILE KUNG FU PANDA BITCH SLAPS THE ZOHAN.

JACK BLACK ON KUNG FU PANDA.

DID ANGIE HAVE THE TWINS? NO.

CLASSIC BIKINI TIME ON NEW CBS PROPERTY,SWING TOWN!

MORE PROOF- HULK HOGAN IS A BAD PARENT.

"WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME" (4 REAL) AND ED MCMAHON + SHARON STONE BANNED IN CHINA.

MTV MOVIE AWARD WINNERS.

DENISE RICHARDS ASKS FOR COMPLICA-TED FAVOR:TO VIEW CHUCK SHEEN'S WEDDING PHOTOS B4 THEY'RE PUBLISHED!

This is despite, personal claims from the E! star herself, that she is over the CBS comedy titan. Still, sources conclude she "seems pretty desperate for details about his wedding, which took place May 30 (2008) in L.A."

One source- who is friends with the White She Devil reveals, that "the former Mrs. Sheen personally phoned" OK! magazine's New York offices in order "to
track down an advance copy of this week’s issue", with Sheen’s wedding- the cover story.

The source describes, the Blue Bay elitist "was feverishly trying to get her hands on" an advanced copy. She apparently did a legalized photo shoots with them, both pre and post marriage with Sheen "and that is partially why she felt comfortable" calling them.

OK! refused comment and said only they still in the midst of printing next week's edition.The source finishes “She feels like she knows them and
can ask a favor, I guess.”

TONI COLLETTE TO STAR IN HOT SHOWTIME CHICK FLICK SERIES.
Production slated to start this summer

Source: Hollywood Reporter
Showtime has began work on a new show, "The United States of Tara." HBO's nemisis will produce 12 episodes of the single cameara comedy, from
Steven Spielberg's DreamWorks TV.

"Tara," features Toni Collette as a married, stay at home mother "with dissociative identity disorder. John Corbett co-stars as her husband." The pilot will be penned by Oscar winner Diablo Cody.

IS GINA GERSHON DISGUSTED- TO BE LINKED TO EX PRES. CLINTON (SEXUALLY?)

CONTROVERSIAL NEW SHOW ABOUT BEING A CALL GIRL.

BO DIDLEY TO PLAY HIS BIGGEST VENUE EVER...HEAVEN!

PRINCE CASPIAN TALKS...AS A HUMAN (WHY BRITS SAY DRAWINGS, LIKE DUMB KIDS.)

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD- REOPENS AFTER FIRE ENGULFED NY ST.

"BLACK STEVE....YOU DA BOMB!"

GREAT SCOTT!FIRE DESTROYS HILL VALLEY AND COMPLICATES SHOOTING FOR THE J. LOVE'S GHOST WHISPERER.

BLAKE LIVELY ON NEXT SEASON'S GOSSIP GIRL.

WARMED OVER NEWS:SYD POLLACK DIED AND THE CANNES AWARDS.

SANJAYA MALAKAR TRIES TO SELL PUBLIC ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN HIS LOUSY SINGING AND STEVEN TYLER ON REHAB.

MORE BLAME ON HOW KIM CATRALL, MESSED UP MAKING OF SEX....MOVIE.
-Story confirms Cynthia Nixon, became an L word during the shoot.

BRITNEY SPEARS PARTIES WITH KIM KAR.

ASHLEE SIMPSON IS ALREADY PREGNANT.

ELIZA ON JOSS IN THE DOLLHOUSE.

KIRSTEN DUNST REVEAL TRUTH BEHIND HER REHAB.

INDY CRUSHES ALL COMERS AT BOX OFFICE,BUT JUST MISSED THE RECORD BOOKS.

SEXY GWEN STAFANI GIVE TWO PARTIES FOR SON.

SEACREST IN...TALKS WITH CNN (PARTIAL CONFIRMATION.)

JOHN McCAIN "RESPECTFULLY" WANTS NOTHING TO DO W/ ELLEN'S MARRIAGE AND THE APPEAL OF WES SNIPES KEEPS HIM OUT OF JAIL, FOR NOW.

SNIPES TO START JAIL TIME IN EARLY JUNE AND MADDONA:FILMMAKER CONTINUES.

COOK BEATS THE FAVORITE, DAVE A. TO BECOME MILLION $ IDOL.

BRANGELI-NA GETS TWO-FISTED OVER POTENTIAL BABY NAMES
-She wants to name her offspring after characters, that oil-wrestled against Gabrielle and Aphrodite, in an episode of Xena:Warrior Princess.

The twins are due in August 19,2008 (Thanks, secret gossip warriors Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman) and plan for France to reap a financial windfall for having the babies there.

Jolie has apparently told friends that since she "is a Gemini, which means she is strong, passionate." So,she wants to name the babies after "the twins that make up
Gemini, Castor and Pollux (the brothers of Helen of Troy." Also, the names of the evil brothers in Face/Off.)

An angrily, unhappy Pitt spoke with his more manly friends. The "earthy" director Guy Ritchie and macho action God- Jason Statham. They all agree that naming children after "a British cuss word" is cruel and inhuman and "is doing everything in his power to dissuade his wife
from naming one of the twins after a set of testicles."

Brad fears the kid would be- mercilessly taunted in school and wants to provide some normalcy for his new sires, by giving them less weird name than "Zahara, Maddox and
Shiloh Pitt."

JESSICA ALBA MARRIES LUCKY S.O.B, CASH WARREN.

NARNIA UNDERWHELMS AT THE BOX OFFICE.

FOR ONLY THE SECOND TIME, A WOMAN WINS DANCING WITH THE STARS.

THIS IS A BABE CAST.

CAN A GIRL FINALLY WIN CORRUPT, DANCING...STARS?

THE FIRST IMAGES OF "JOSS WHEDON'S DOLLHOUSE."

A. SIMPSON MARRIED AND INDY'S PREMIERE.

ELLEN TO WED CRAPPY ACTRESS, PORTIA DE ROSSI.

THE CW'S BEVERLY HILLS GOSSIP PARTY.

IT'S INDY'S TIME AT CANNES.

MR. CAREY LEAVING "REG BEV WIL" AND SONY PICTURES.

ANNE HECHE'S LOSS OF SHOW- HELPS HER WITH HER CHILD SUPPORT (!?) PAYMENTS IN COURT.

NBC STARS-ON NEXT SEASON.

JACK BLACK KICKS IT IN CANNES

BRANGELINA TO HAVE, THREE SELF MADE KIDS- IN THEIR U.N. FAMILY OF LOVE.

DENNIS QUAID TELLS GREEDY, LEGAL,DRUG DEALERS TO GO STUFF IT-IN FRONT OF CONGRESS.

A PHOTO SHOOT FOR SAM WHO?

MTV'S NET SLUT

LOHAN AND PINK NEWS

A WHITE BOY ENTERS LATE NIGHT ARENA-NO WOMAN OR NEXT GEN ARSENIOS REQUIRED.

SPEED KICKBOXING WITH TRIXIE!

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IRON MAN OVERDRIVES RACER AND LEAVES VEGAS...IN THE DUST.

BAD GIRLS CLUB MEMBER, JULIET FROM LOST.

ALEC ON 60 MIN.

UBER BITCH LIZ BERKLEY PLUGS HER DANCE SHOW.

INSIGHT ON HOW "NICAREY" HAPPENED.

R. KELLY'S PORN TRIAL IS ON.

BRITNEY: LEVEL 2 ON...YOUR MOTHER.

DMX AND AMY WINEHOUSE RUN AFOUL OF THE LAW.

MADONNA IN PARIS.

HANKS FOR OBAMA.

SHOWBIZ IN 60.

BRITNEY AFTER YOGA.

COURTNEY COX-AFTER DINNER

K-FED AND SPEARS IN COURT AGAIN, WITH NO MAJOR CHANGES IN THE WORKS

THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL (BLOND) TO WED X-MEN: ORIGINS, DEADPOOL.

The Nine's demi-god actor Ryan Reynolds, has proposed to upcoming Mary Queen of
Scotts monarch Scarlett Johansson. The May-December romance (She's 23, He's 31) will commence when they clear their schedules enough- to set a wedding date.

Reynolds was seriously connected to singer Alanis Morissette and was allegedly dating League of Extraordinary Gentleman vamp, Peta Wilson.This was confirmed by Scarlett's publicist Marcel Pariseau.

MRS. BRODERICK DISHES ON CITY SEX.

DIDDY EARNS STAR ON HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.

LINDSEY LOHAN WILL BE ON THE UGLY BETTY SEASON FINALE (AND THE FIRST FIVE SHOWS NEXT YEAR!)

DENZEL LEAVES P.DIDDY'S PARTY.

HOLLYWOOD'S SEXIEST AND HAPPIEST.