DEFENDING YOUR LIFE IN GOTHAM CITY.

SARAH CONNER GETS NOMINATED FOR WHAT IT DOES BEST-TECH AWARDS.

THOSE TRAITOROUS UGLY BETTY BITCHES LEAVE L.A. FOR N.Y.

WAIT, KATIE HOLMES IS DOING FAILING ABC SHOW ELI STONE?!

HAS SARAH J. PARKER FINALLY HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?

B. SPEARS HAS A NEW ALBUM.

HALLE BERRY, VALLEY GIRL

A WORD FROM CHRISTIAN BALE IN GOTHAM.

WILL FERRELL AT THE STEPBROTHERS ENGAGEMENT.

MORE ON THE SETH ROGAN FOLLOW UP, PINEAPPLE EXPRESS.

SCUMMY COMIC- ANDY DICK ARRESTED,FOR IMPERSONATING ROMAN POLANSKI

ICE CUBE DIRECLY CONFIRMS THAT HE IS THE A TEAM.

USHER REFLECTS ON BEING A DADDY.

AMERICA'S SWEETHEART: CAMERON DIAZ DRIVES INCORRECTLY AFTER VISITING PSYCHIC

THE DARK KNIGHT OPENING GALA.

SEE MARK WALBERG WITHOUT HIS ENTOURAGE.

KATIE BECKINSALE SHOPS HARD.

IT'S TRULY OFFICIAL, BRANGELINA HAVE THEIR TOO BEAUTIFUL TWINS

LIKE MONK, BEING JASON MRAZ "IS A BLESSING...AND A CURSE."

NARROW-MINED MEAN BITCH, ROSELYN SANCHEZ TALKS ABOUT UPCOMING FAILED MARRIAGE, WHICH DESERVES TO DO SO.

KICK IT WITH HELLBOY (GOD HELP YOU.)

ALICIA KEYS HELPS "KEEP A CHILD ALIVE"

FINALLY, "THE MAN'S GUIDE TO TV!!"

MADONNA'S FAMILY FEUD CONTINUES WITH...AL ROKER!!

CHRIS HARRISON COMMENTS ON- STUPID CHRISTIE BRINKLEY DIVORCE.

TOMKAT AND THE BECKHAM ARE DINNER BUDDIES.

KYRA SEDGWICK SPEAKS ON THE NEW CLOSER SECRETS.

YOUNG SPOCK, ZACK QUINTO SPEAKS.

EXPOSE: CAN CROSSWORDS BE SAVED AND BEING INSIDE THE BOX JUST MIGHT WORK.

Program Partners confirmed, the firm has plum run out of money for producing- the quick and smart quiz show, Merv Griffin's Crosswords. Even though the game reached its target audience of 1 million+ younger viewers, the show burned through many rules changes, that ate up the show's budget and Merv's company refused to add any more cash to the producer's till.

This left stations that renewed it with two options: air reruns until 2009 (which it is already doing) or air reruns of pretty good Canadian show quizzer called Inside the Box.

I've seen the clips of Box on You Tube and they are awesome, its like Remote Control as 20 Questions. If the producers were smart they would take the GSN route and hire a crew, U.S. Host and American budget plus U.S. contestants and shoot on their Canadian set, as a on-air dry run. If it works well, as the GSN found out with Lingo and That's the Question, they could have a bona-fide hit on their hands.

As for Crosswords, I'd suggest reaching back to the golden age of TV and hiring a deep pocketed, single sponsor to underwrite the show. Microsoft would be perfect, as they could give away XBox 360s (as parting gifts) and get plugs all show along (Vista Crossword Extra and the Excel Crossword Getaway.) Yes, this would mean selling the show out to a perceived evil from the audience. Still, this would only be temporally until the firm gets on its feet.

NAOMI WATTS TO HAVE SECOND BABY SOON WITH BRIEF CSI STAR, LIEV SCHREIBER.

Their first baby,Alex Peter is less than a year old. Watts has just paid $1,200 for a miabossi.com diaper bag and hired top designers to do a kick-ass nursery room.

The King Kong beauty, has yet to confirm this birth or waited till the delver day to officially confirm her firstborn, claimed an inside source.“Naomi loves being a mom...There is no reason to think she is going to rush to confirm this one, either,” stated the hanger-on.

DREW BARRYMORE BREAKS UP WITH, DIE HARD 4 SIDEKICK JUSTIN LONG.

THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL WELCOMES HALLE BERRY.

BOB BARKER ENJOYS RETIREMENT AND BRITNEY SPEARS MAYBE READY TO TAKE THE MADONNA ROUTE?

LINDSEY LOHAN PLEASES FEMALE PRODUCER AND PARIS HILTON "LOVES" HER MY SPACE FANS

"IT'S THE GAMERS UPDATE."

MADONNA DENIES ADULTERY RUMORS.

MIKE CLARKE DUNCAN GIVES EXCLUSIVE, AT THE IVY.

LATEST ON ANGIE JOLIE AND MADONNA.

WALL-E WOWS MOVIE AUDIENCES.

REAL NEWS-STARBUCKS TO CLOSE 600 STORES,THAT ARE APPARENTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM EACH OTHER.

HOLLYWOOD: IN DE FACTO STRIKE MODE.

JOLIE ABOUT READY TO GIVE BIRTH.

The Lenval seafront hospital confirmed, that Brangelina has checked into their facility,as Angie Jolie maybe ready to have her twins.

Hospital PR woman Nadine Bauer stated, "There's no urgency. It's been planned for a long time. She's very well. Everything is fine."

The Wanted Tomb Raider babe, isn't due till August,but most twins are born prematurely. Bauer stated, that she is just getting ready to have birth, she's NOT in the final stages of labor.

IS AMERICA USING UP, MILEY CYRUS FASTER THAN HILARY DUFF AND LILO COMBINED?

FORMER THAT '80S SHOW, STAR CHYLER LEIGH- LATEST SLUT DOC ON GREY'S ANATOMY

BENIFFER: THE REVENGE- MAY NOT BE ON THE ROCKS....
YET.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE, EVA L. PARKER HITS THE SPA.

DID SPIKE LEE PROVE CLINT EASTWOOD IS A LIAR WITH HIS,
MIRACLE AT ST ANNA.?

FIRST LOOK AT NEW DANNY CRAIG ERA, BOND FILM.

ARE JAKE G. AND REESE W. IN L.O.V.E?

IDOL ON TOUR-2008

SOME '70S "DUMBASS" LEAVES THE CROWN.

KIM CATTRALL NEWS

JANET JACKSON WITH CHILD? PLUS, INTER-IDOL LOVE.

WILL SMITH GOES IN-DEPTH ABOUT HANCOCK.

The Historic Photos of Los Angeles
By Dana Lombardy.

First Contact: Admiral
Final Score: Captain

The good people at Turner Publishing, sent me a copy of this coffee table book.The picture book shows, a visual history of the City Of Angeles- that starts from the city's tar-pit beginnings to just past Watts Riots and the first Superbowl.

Lombardy does a great job of hitting the reader- with breezy, but well researched factoids,while letting the photos (some of them rare and once-in-a-lifetime shots) speaks for themselves.

For example, there is a photo of a bunch of cops around the 1920s, including few African-Americans, which as Lombardy states which was indicative of- the pride of largest minority of that time, which would continue til the early 90s.

Also, there is a roll call of cowgirl beauties- who engaged in a shooting event during the 1950s. Lastly, there's a early '60s shot- of strong and half-naked JFK (while president) blatantly scoping out a bikini babe,while taking a swim at the beach.

The book should be a must read for historians, or people into local culture,which this book proves for those of us that live here in L.A., have one.

STEVE CARELL GLOATS OVER STARING IN THIS WEEK'S NO. 1 FILM.

KANYE WEST DOUBLES UP AT THE BET AWARDS.

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER GET SMART,THAN HANG WITH SOME 2ND RATE LOVE GURU.

RED CARPET EVENT FOR WANTED.

FOR CAMERON DIAZ, WHAT HAPPENS AT THE CHATEAU MARMONT...

RACIST DON IMUS IS AT AGAIN.

ARE BELOVED ACTION FOSSILS- SLY AND THE GOVERNATOR,FINALLY GOING TO DO THAT BIG MOVIE TOGETHER?

GEORGE CARLIN IN 1971.

TOM CRUISE SHOULD BASE A RELIGION AROUND HIS IDEAS-GEORGE CARLIN BACK HOME, TO ANNOY AND ENLIGHTEN HEAVEN'S RESIDENTS.

CHARLIZE AT THE HANCOCK DEBUT EVENT.

ITN'S SHOWBIZ REPORT

99, IT'S TIME TO GET SMART...NOW.

OSCAR DE LA HOYA -TELLS PBS STAR TAVIS SMILEY- HE'S RETIRING....
-After one last violent payday.

PAM ANDERSON AND TOMMY LEE BACK TOGETHER (AND PROBABLY PLANNING A NEW REALITY SERIES.)

JOHNNY DEEP KEEPS HIS WORD AND GIVES HAT TO LOCAL BOY, FROM HIS NEW EPIC.

Young Jack Taylor- is currently writing a thank you note- to Capt. Jack Sparrow for keeping his promise. Deep was in Wisconsin (back in April),to film a biopic on anti-hero '30s bank thief, John Dillinger. Neighborhood residents got to witness the filming, including Mr. Taylor, "who especially admired Depp/Dillinger's
hat."

So, the young man asked the thespian- could he have the fedora hat. Depp, 45, stated that Taylor would receive it "once the movie was finished."

Seven days ago, a local Wisconsin newspaper (the Northwestern) confirmed Tom 21 Jump St. Hansen "made good on his promise" and the boy received man's hat.

Deep also included prizes for the boy's four relatives,
"from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, as well as a note from
the star himself, telling Jack to enjoy what was sent."

NEW FOOTAGE FROM WILL SMITH'S HANCOCK.

MORE INFO ON MORGAN FREEMAN'S WANTED.

SUPER OBAMA GIRL VS. EVIL MCCAIN HULK GIRL!

MEDIA-TECH NEWS: IS THE WB BACK?

THE ONION COVERS HIGH SCHOOL TONY AWARDS.

BRITNEY SPEARS BEATS VEHICULAR ASSAULT CHARGE.

LAPD stated that NO charges will be filled against Britney Spears- for using her car, to run over a photog's foot, as she driving away from a pack of paps.

The victim filed a report- half year after the occurrence. The cops claim, there's was NO legal way to win with video evidence provided.


Joseph Shidler, deputy district attorney, noted:"We have no evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the suspect was aware that the victim's foot had been struck by the car. There was much commotion and noise at the time and
there is no proof that the suspect was aware of what had happened."

Also, the police report indicated that "a voice on the
video told her to back up" and no proof of that is on the tape either.


The Prosecutor showed in the Internet video, no physical damage to the pap's foot.
Shidler concludes that "the only way the victim's foot could have been where the video indicates it to be was by the victim placing it in that location."

HEATH DID LEAVE $ TO HIS DAUGHTER.

GETTING BLUE WITH THE LOVE GURU.

BRENDAN FRASER'S NEW MOVIE.

IS BONES- THE WORLD'S NO. 2 SHOW, AFTER CSI:MIAMI?

A VERDICT IS NEAR IN THE R. KELLY CASE.

WHO DOES FEZ AND THE SINGER OF THE KIM POSSIBLE THEME, WANT TO WIN THE NBA FINALS?

THE GREAT MAGIC JOHNSON, ON THE NBA FINALS 2008.

J. ALBA OFFICIALLY A MOM AND ASHLEY TISDALE MAYBE HIV POSTIVE.

THE LOVE GURU ABOUT TO DEBUT,AND LYNNE SPEARS WRITES BOOK ON BAD PARENTING. OH, SPEAKING ABOUT HULK HOGAN....

J.J. ABRAMS COMES CLEAN ON FRINGE.

THE ONION INVESTIGATES: WORLD OF WARCRAFT PLAYERS- PLAYING THEMSELVES IN GAME.

DID SHIA LABEOUF USE A GAY SLUR, WHILE NEW 99'S BOYFRIEND MAY HAVE EMBEZZLED FUNDS FROM A CHARITY?

CLINT EASTWOOD TELLS SPIKE LEE TO SHUT THE F___ UP, WHILE LINDSEY LOHAN GETS INSURED ON BABY MOVIE, AS PARIS HILTON MAYBE GETTING PREGNANT.

JESSICA SIMPSON TO JOIN OTHER LADY CELEBS, IN USING ALLEGED CHILD LABOR TO PRODUCE HIGH END FASHION LINE.

WILL SMITH HAS HIS HANCOCKED FOR THIS ONE.

OSCAR NOMINATED ROSIE PEREZ, RETURNS AS A DIRTY COP- TRADING BLOWS WITH A DRUG DEALING JAMES FRANCO- IN PINEAPPLE EXPRESS.

ANGELINA JOLIE IS STILL...WANTED.

WONDER WOMAN FINDS A REAL BODY, WHILE KUNG FU PANDA BITCH SLAPS THE ZOHAN.

JACK BLACK ON KUNG FU PANDA.

DID ANGIE HAVE THE TWINS? NO.

CLASSIC BIKINI TIME ON NEW CBS PROPERTY,SWING TOWN!

MORE PROOF- HULK HOGAN IS A BAD PARENT.

"WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME" (4 REAL) AND ED MCMAHON + SHARON STONE BANNED IN CHINA.

MTV MOVIE AWARD WINNERS.

DENISE RICHARDS ASKS FOR COMPLICA-TED FAVOR:TO VIEW CHUCK SHEEN'S WEDDING PHOTOS B4 THEY'RE PUBLISHED!

This is despite, personal claims from the E! star herself, that she is over the CBS comedy titan. Still, sources conclude she "seems pretty desperate for details about his wedding, which took place May 30 (2008) in L.A."

One source- who is friends with the White She Devil reveals, that "the former Mrs. Sheen personally phoned" OK! magazine's New York offices in order "to
track down an advance copy of this week’s issue", with Sheen’s wedding- the cover story.

The source describes, the Blue Bay elitist "was feverishly trying to get her hands on" an advanced copy. She apparently did a legalized photo shoots with them, both pre and post marriage with Sheen "and that is partially why she felt comfortable" calling them.

OK! refused comment and said only they still in the midst of printing next week's edition.The source finishes “She feels like she knows them and
can ask a favor, I guess.”

TONI COLLETTE TO STAR IN HOT SHOWTIME CHICK FLICK SERIES.
Production slated to start this summer

Source: Hollywood Reporter
Showtime has began work on a new show, "The United States of Tara." HBO's nemisis will produce 12 episodes of the single cameara comedy, from
Steven Spielberg's DreamWorks TV.

"Tara," features Toni Collette as a married, stay at home mother "with dissociative identity disorder. John Corbett co-stars as her husband." The pilot will be penned by Oscar winner Diablo Cody.