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Tuesday, November 25, 2008




SPEARS CLIMBING BACK THE CHARTS- DECIDES TO CLIMB ALL OVER K-FED'S BACK.

Despite Spears showing the world: her vagina in public, doing public nervous breakdowns, being on drugs or drunk most of the time, and shining in
mental institution commitment (to the point- the state takes her kids away from her,) feels that K-Fed may not be the best influence on her kids.

"[My sons are] staring to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says
the F-word now sometimes," revealed Spears. "He doesn't get it
from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my
kids." So, the kids has no friends, or access to cable TV or the net where they could here these things freely?

Since regaining custody, while her father has been manging her career and affairs lately, Spears is more fixated on motherhood to Sean Preston, 3, and
Jayden James(2).

"I feel like an old person now," she says. "I do! I go to bed at,
like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go out or anything."

Since Spears lack of partying is boring to her fans, she's will still spend this
Thanksgiving in Europe to expand sales her first hit single in years (Womanizer) on I-Tunes.

Still, with Brit's tour of being the queen of misery nearly over, K-Fed's backers feel that Britney need to "look in the mirror dear," and realizes she still not the best person to raise children either yet.
AUSTRALIA DEBUTS IN NEW YORK!

KANYE WEST,LUDACRIS AND ALLEGED NEO-RACISTS GUNS AND ROSES NEW CD DROPS

HARRY POTTER NEAR END OF THE RD., WITH A 1/2 BLOOD PRINCE.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

ANGIE JOLIE IGNORES JEN ANI. "UNCOOL" COMMENT AND REVEALS IN MOTHERHOOD.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

IS NICOLE KIDMAN JOINING ANGIE JOLIE IN RETIREMENT (IN A FEW YEARS.)

Monday, November 17, 2008


SASHA BARON COHEN CRASHES FLOUNDERING NBC HIT MEDIUM.


While in New York, the Borat star and Andy Kaufman-like comic destroyed a take on the spartan,super natural drama while lead Patricia Arquette was on set, as the ultra-feminine and mousy psychic Allison DuBois.

Cohen played a unnoticeable extra. He starting talking loudly in the scene, and was quickly booted by the security officers when they recognized him, in his latest alter ego- mouthy "fashion" host Bruno.

The show's producer have no knowledge how Cohen got on set and/or was able to record his performance for his own use, on their show. This follows a recent incident on Nov. 7-in Los Angeles,when the shock comic filmed new forced interviews, as a sequel to his controversially and highly successful comedy mega-hit Borat.
DIRECTOR CAT HARDWICKE EXPLAINS TWILIGHT

Friday, November 14, 2008

Tuesday, November 11, 2008


NEW KNIGHT RIDER 3000 TO FIRE FIVE CAST MEMBERS.

The show will return to the original mission- under the first Micheal Knight of going on the road "and helping more regular people, everyman."

The show will drop its CIA based "terrorist-of-the-week formula" and unpopular characters played by Sydney Tamiia Poitier, Yancey Arias and Bruce Davison, after the 13th show. Still, it was hinted that Poitier and Davison may return,in a very limited capacity, too.

Knight executive producer/show runner Gary Scott
Thompson threw up his hands and declared, "It's a reboot,"

No new new regulars are planned for the show, which
will still star the five main characters: KITT, Mike (Justin Bruening),
Sarah (Deanna Russo), Billy (Paul Campbell), and Zoe (Smith Cho.)

Cho's part looks to be expanding,due to her young Lucy Lui type vibe. The show will do celebrity "stunt" casting,when viewers will notice the changes on shows 10-11 after Sunday Night Football. Knight has had its ass handed to it since starting and has barely 5 million viewers.
DE NIRO TO PAINT DANGEROUS HOUSES?!

THE OBAMA GIRLS TO GUEST ON HANNAH MONTANA.
OLIVIA MUNN'S FASHION ATTACK.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

SIMON COWELL SHAFTED IN LOVE AND MILEY'S NEW BOYFRIEND NOT IN JAIL YET (FOR STATUTORY.)


REAL NEWS: SINGER WILL.I.AM TO FRONT A POST OBAMA WINING MUSIC VIDEO!

Tuesday, November 04, 2008



DID ABC DROP AN ALLEGEDLY BITCHY ACTRESS- BECAUSE THE CHEMISTRY OF THE LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP- WASN'T WORKING OUT?

Brooke Smith was dropped on Grey's Anatomy, because allegedly her chemistry with Callie Torres (Sara Ramirez) was seemingly strianed and passionless. The network saw the ratings freefall to the point, CBS powerhouse CSI- regained the lead over the feminist medical drama.

"I really hoped we were going to show what happens when two women
fall in love and that they were going to treat it like any heterosexual couple
on TV. And so I was surprised and disappointed when they just suddenly told me
that they couldn't write for my character anymore," stated Smith.

Creator/Show runner Shonra Rimes:"Brooke Smith was obviously not fired for playing a lesbian. Clearly it's not an
issue as we have a lesbian character on the show – Calliope Torres. Sara Ramirez
is an incredible comedic and dramatic actress and we wanted to be able to play
up her magic. Unfortunately, we did not find that the magic and chemistry with
Brooke's character would sustain in the long run. The impact of the Callie/Erica
relationship will be felt and played out in a story for Callie. I believe it
belittles the relationship to simply replace Erica with 'another lesbian.' If
you'll remember, Cristina mourned the loss of Burke for a full season."

Critics are disturbed, that the decision was reached while in CA,the controversial pro-straight, marriage proposition was being decided. Also, L.A. Times reporter Mary McNamara offered this theory:
"I suspect what irked whoever made the call… [was] not that they were both women
— good heavens, how dull — but that they were, how shall we say, average size.
With hips, you know, and actual breasts. Not two girly waifs exchanging a stolen
kiss or a grope in the women's room stall over a line of coke, not an
androgynous club kid putting her best moves on some sitcom heroine. But two
women of substance, physically and psychologically, falling in love and talking
about it way too much, the way women tend to do."

Friday, October 31, 2008

"[CHRIS ROCK] PLAY A ZEBRA AGAIN!"

BONDING THROUGH THE YEARS.

LATEST ON JENNIFER HUDSON'S TRIPLE DEATH TRAGEDY.

COPS BREAK UP UPPITY KATE HUDSON'S PARTY AND SOMEONE INTELLECTUALLY BITCH SLAPS LIZ HASSELBACK AGAIN.
DECADES LATER, THE MJ VIDEO THRILLER BREAKS ANOTHER RECORD

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Monday, October 27, 2008


MARCIA ELIMINATED- FROM BRADY WEEK ON TRIVIAL PURSUIT:America Plays!

Source-GSNN.com

In light of Maureen McCormick's new book, where she reveals her decent into drug use and dating comic icon Steve Martin(while barely legal) Marcia! X 3 was edited out of her appearance on the struggling You Tube-esque game show.

The other “Brady Bunch” siblings — Greg, Peter, Bobby, Jan and Cindy — will be playing the game on Nov. 10.

Technically, Peter (Christopher Knight, that is) will be hosting the show. That’s been Knight’s gig since the nationally-syndicated game show based on the popular board game began Sept. 22.

Barry Williams (Greg), Mike Lookinland (Bobby), Eve Plumb (Jan) and Susan Olsen (Cindy) will take turns being captains for “America’s Team.” They will represent the viewers at home who submit trivia used on the show. Rumors have begun circulating- that other network shows like Chuck and Terminator:Sarah Conner Chronicles are being contacted about being on the show.

“Brady Week” culminates on Nov. 14 with a Brady competition.

To submit questions for “Trivial Pursuit,” go to www.tpamericaplays.com. For every question the in-studio constants answer correctly, the winnings go into the “Studio Bank.” But if “America’s Team” has more money in its bank after three rounds, all the viewers who submitted questions that day get the cash. The winnings for each show, average between $10K-$21,000.
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, SAW FAILS TO TOP BOX OFFICE. HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 IS THE WINNER.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

BRIT SINGER DIDO ON HER SAFE TRIP HOME.

ANNE HATHAWAY'S EX GETS JAIL TIME.

TRASHY BROOKE HOGAN'S ALLEGED MURDEROUS BROTHER IS RELEASED

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

GWEN PALTROW TALKS TO PRESS, AFTER WORKING OUT HER STORY WITH MADGE.

AGENT SCULLY POPS OUT ANOTHER HUMAN UNIT AND ANNE HATHAWAY QUITS SMOKING.
AGENT 99 AT THE MARRIED LONDON GALA.

Monday, October 20, 2008


DENNIS MILLER IS A HOMOPHOBIC A-HOLE (BUT LIBERALS ALREADY KNEW THAT.)

A POPCORN STORIES EXCLUSIVE!

Last year, at a showing of the smash hit American Gangster, (in the rich man's mecca- Santa Monica,CA) a man minding his own business- when he could clearly evil Republican turncoat: Dennis Miller, in the crowd. After the trailer for the miserable bomb, Jumper finished- the man commented verbally to himself, "I can't follow that one." This began with Miller and the crowd, a weird reaction to sci-fi film with people in his general area of the audience and caused them to laugh heartily.

After the grand Denzel Washington/Russel Crowe/Carla Cugino/Ridley Scott directed epic finished. The innocent man stood to join the audience in cheers of the artistic triumph. The scummy, uncompassionate Conservative breezed passed him and remarked
"We all know that you're gay!" and laughed his trademark ignorant geek chortle and left.

The man didn't even know the unfunny, "Wrong",Grizzly Adams looking comic, who career has virtually died since being cancelled from his former, liberal leaning,HBO talk fest and has failed in all TV gigs since then. The bigoted MC retreated back, to his obscure, conservative disinformation radio talk program.
MAX PAYNE AND CLARE-BEAR DISH, ON THE RITCHIE/MADONNA SPLIT
MRS. SMITH AND DIRTY HARRY WELCOME A CHANGELING INTO THE WORLD
W. FINDS PAYNE AT THE BOX OFFICE.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

ANGELINA JOLIE DOES ODO'S PEOPLE PROUD IN CHANGELING.

REESE WITHERSPOON ATTEMPTS COMEBACK IN CHRISTMAS X 4.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Tuesday, October 07, 2008



TOMMY LEE JONES WANTS W. LA VA HOSPITAL UPGRADES IN THE 21ST.

One of our operatives, meet secretly with Men In Black II kingpin, near the veteran's medical center in Westwood.

He seemed concerned- that the the facility's infrastructure is sorely outdated. It's building technology hasn't been updated since the 40s. It's overall day-to-day tech, has only been updated since the late 70s, when the seminal hit series Wonder Woman (on a regular basis) last taped there.

The great actor was leaning toward- opening communications that could lead to a massive Hollywood based fundraiser, to help build modern buildings and get modern technology to help properly heal of our fighting men and woman. Jones may plan to do this after the current election, whomever is in the White House.

Jones felt that it was stupid that- in the greatest country in the world, our freedom fighters were making do with ancient tech and medical equipment. Plus, he would make a sizable financial contribution regardless, of any help from his Tinseltown friends.
SAM L. JACKSON JOINS BERNIE MAC AND ISAAC HAYES (IN THEIR LAST ROLES) IN...SOUL MEN!
SINGER MAXWELL GETS OFF HIS BUTT AND MAKES MUSIC AGAIN.
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 TO MOVE TO THEATRES
-Could it bomb like last summer's HSM:Get In the Picture reality show?

Monday, October 06, 2008


JOHNNY DEEP TO POCKET $36 MILLION FOR PIRATES...4
-Deal makes the Sleepy Hollow star, the highest paid actor of all time.

The flick, will see Captain Jack Sparrow looking "for the elixir of
eternal youth." Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley WILL NOT join Deep in the final movie. The title allegedly is Pirates of The Caribbean: Song of the Peg-Legged Parrot.

The deal is will also include Deep playing "the Mad Hatter in
Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland" and "The Lone Ranger's sidekick Tonto."
DICAPRIO AND CROWE DISCUSS THEIR BODY OF LIES
THE ALLEGIDLY BIGOTED JO BROS. TALK ABOUT THEIR NEW REALITY SHOW

Friday, October 03, 2008

SLUTTY BRIT HOST CAT DEELAY, TRIES TO STEAL ANOTHER U.S. JOB,BY TAKING OVER THE MILLIONAIRE GAME SHOW?


"HEY, CRABMAN" SPEAKS!

Thursday, October 02, 2008

BUDDIES PITT AND CLOONEY-GO TO WAR OVER A TOP PART AND ANGIE JOLIE READIES FOR ANOTHER LARA CROFT MOVIE (AFTER THE KUNG-FU PANDA SEQUEL NATURALLY.)
IT'S MILEY'S CORPORATE BIRTHDAY PARTY AT DISNEYLAND.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Monday, September 29, 2008

SCARLETT J. AND RYAN REYNOLDS FINALLY GET MARRIED.

HEATHER LOCKLEAR GUILTY OF D.U.I-SOMEWHERE NEMESIS DENISE RICHARDS SMILES.
NEWCOMER LIZ REASER WITH HER EX-LIST.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

LILO BECOMES JODIE FOSTER OFFICIALLY.


HELEN HUNT'S MID-LIFE WOES IN NEW FLICK


NEW UNTRUE BRANGELINA BREAK-UP RUMORS

Monday, September 22, 2008


SCI-FI SEARCHES FOR HIT IN WAREHOUSE 13.

SOURCE:The Hollywood reporter

Sci Fi Channel has given a series pickup to "Warehouse 13."


The hourlong dramedy, from Universal Cable Studios, is described as
part "X-Files," part "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and part
"Moonlighting."


It revolves around two FBI agents -- rule-bender Peter (Eddie
McClintock) and by-the-book Myka (Joanne Kelly) -- who, after saving
the life of the U.S. president, are relocated to Warehouse 13, a
location that houses supernatural objects the government has collected
over the centuries.


The cable channel originally ordered a two-hour pilot of the project,
written by "Farscape" creator Rockne O'Bannon, "Battlestar Galactica"
co-exec producer Jane Espenson and D. Brent Mote.


"13" is one of three two-hour pilots commissioned by Sci Fi in the
past year, along with the "Battlestar Galactica" prequel "Caprica" and
"Revolution." "Caprica" and "Revolution" are said to still be in
contention for a series pickup.


The order for "13" also comes on the heels of Sci Fi's greenlighting a
new "Stargate" series, "Stargate: Universe," last month.
SUPER-"NERD" GIRL TINY FEY, WINS EMMY IN LOWEST RATED AWARDS SHOW EVER!
-EXCEPT RICKY GERVAIS,BRITS "GO HOME WITH NOTHING."
SAVE THE AFRICAN KIDS WITH MISCHA BARTON.
21ST CENTURY MAN, KURTWOOD SMITH'S BEST WEEK YET

Friday, September 19, 2008

SEACREST "OWNS" JEFF PROSBT IN COMIC FIST-FIGHT.
LUDACRIS HONEY-DIPPING THE PLAYMATES.


NOTE-We apologize to Ludacris and his people for running the wrong headline with this video (due to time constraints with a major typo.)Who responded by pulling the video.
DE VITO IS GOING BACK 2 PHILLY.
ONION-IS DISNEY PLAYING GOD TO CREATE NEXT CHILD STAR?

Tuesday, September 16, 2008


MEGAN FOX WENT BI-CURIOUS, BUT ALIENATED HER LESBIAN TARGET.

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," The Transformer star officially proclaimed. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes."

U.S. magazine stated that forever 22 thespian, about to marry the man that almost saved the awful sitcom Freddie and one time, third rate white rapper- Brian Austin Green, admits she attempted a failed romance with a sleazy, Russian stripped called Nikita. This was five years ago, after first arriving in Hollywood.

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man,
sorry, mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the
Body Shop," Fox responded. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me
back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl,
a stripper named Nikita."

Fox said Nikita turned her on with "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith
ballads." Just like a man, she tried to buy the Russian stripper's love and time "with gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work." Fox only hounded Nikita briefly, before both returned their attention- to men and straightness.

"I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde
is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare
hands," she said. "She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed
with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Lastly, the actress called Disney's position against Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens for forcing them to apologize for their sexy photo scandals appalling.
FACE-BREAKER KIM KARDASHIAN DRIVES AWAY...
BROOKE SHIELDS RE-SCHOOLS MARY TYLER MOORE IN LIPSTICK JUNGLE.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Later.