SCARLY JO'S "CHRISTAL FLOWING...I GOT TO HAVE IT!"

LILO THANKS THE PAPS- FOR BEING A-HOLES.

BEYONCE IS OBSESSED TO KICK ALI LARTER'S ASS FOR ADULTERY AND FOR THE MAJORITY OF HEROES FANS.

WANDA BACK AT LARGE ON FOX.

-The sapphic comic to get Sat. late night show, as a test for a weeknight slot.

Broadcasting Cable.com has confirmed the show for Jan 2010 at 11pm. The hour program will ape Bill Maher's current HBO format,rather than do another Leno/Letterman retread.

The Idol network has cancelled- the Best of Mad TV, thereby putting ne'er do well, Spike Feresten on notice- to shape up or ship out. Fox was unmoved by his anemic performance, of his brief "trial run at 11."

The fourth network will limit its appeal to Saturdays for now, unless they find the "right talent" to reattempt a weeknight show, and network execs maybe leaning toward Sykes. Also, the inside sources claimed, the triple minority status of Sykes- gives Fox a chance to cultivate good will with two different audiences, normally shunned in late night.

WILLOW GOES STRAIGHT, TO THE DELIVERY ROOM AND STAR TREK NEW JACK TOS ALREADY MAKING A SEQUEL.

MR AND MRS. SMITH- HOUSE BATTLE: RD. 2

RANT:WHY NOT MOVE SOAPS TO LATE NIGHT TV, TO BREAK THE JUGGER-
NAUT OF WHITE GUYS BEHIND DESKS?

Buzzer Blog and Extra reported that forgettable,but long running soap Guiding Light was being cancelled. I was thinking why not move the genre to 11 PM-2 AM on the CW,Fox and ABC to finally give the audience, some damn variety.

The producers can increase the pacing, so one plot point doesn't take 18 months to develop- to its climax. They could increase the sex and violence,because from Midnight to 6AM, there is relaxed FCC regs-since the kids are finally asleep.

This could help bored,comic overloaded male viewers or frisky ladies craving- a little romance at those hours. Instead of a another smirking,aging frat boy- whose not half as funny as he thinks he is (That means you Carson Daly!)

Finally, why are all these guys white and male? Have we learned nothing from the legend Arsenio Hall here in the Obama era??

MADONNA LOST CHANCE TO TAKE ANOTHER AFRICAN KID HOME

RAPPER T.I TO DO FEDERAL TIME, FOR ATF CONVICTION.

BRUCE WILLIS PICKED HIS MATE-BACHELOR STYLE AND ISAIAH WASHINGTON LOSING HIS HOME?

CRUISER AND CAMERON DIAZ TO RENEW THEIR FATAL ATTRACTION

The two megastars are planning a serious re-teaming, their first since their charismatic mini-feud in Vanilla Sky. Meanwhile, Nicole Kidman is about to do a Woody Allen movie, thereby breaking the three time winning streak of Scar Jo (Match Point,Scoop, Vicki Barcelona Christina) ending the mutual admiration society- among those artists.


Also, lesbian BFF Sam Ronson is pissed off about- footing the cost of her dates with increasingly broke lover, Lindsey Lohan. Her next movie about pregnancy called Labor Pains, is about to debut in July 2009 on ABC Family channel. The film had been planned for a theatrical release, but was pulled due to fear of a poisoned box office mirroring- last year's failed stripper thriller.

DOES SETH ROGAN HAVE ISSUES WITH LILO?

KIEFER SUTHERLAND BECOMES ANIMATED WAR MONGER, TO KILL EVIL ALIENS.

GET HIGH ON CRANK 2

CINDY CRAWFORD SHOWERS NAKED, FOR GOOD CAUSE

ZAC EFRON MANS UP-"SICK" OF MUSICALS.

Zac Efron is out of Kevin Bacon's lead role of top
heartthrob, in the upcoming Footloose remake. Efron kissed off a seven figure payday, in order to be taken "more seriously" as a actor. He apparently is relenting for all teen titans parts and "tired" of all musicals

An unnamed Paramount source said- the boy risks the ire of the studio, in a Cruise style manner. The person stated “People had been working on this project since last July — we were all shocked.” The source also claimed there's NO chance in hell in cameoing High School Musical 4 for Disney neither.

MUSICIAN T.I FINDS ...REDEMPTION

WHY KNOWING STUFF MAKES ONE, NUMBER 1

A SURGEON RECOUNTS, WHAT WENT WRONG WITH NATASHA RICHARDSON

HE KEEPS ROLLING THROUGH THE ARCLIGHT.

SINGER LEANN RIMES CAUGHT KISSING EDDIE CIBRIAN,AFTER SEVERAL DENIALS

ONE THING JESSICA SIMPSON CAN DO BETTER THAN HER SIS,FIX COMPUTERS?

LIAM NEESON'S BELOVED WIFE IS TAKEN FROM HIM.

FAST & FURIOUS RED CARPET

PAUL WALKER'S 2 FAST TAKE ON THE CHRIS BROWN CASE

"(Chris) is such a good kid. Everyone screws up......we've all done stupid stuff. I don't wanna make light of the whole thing but to me it's a screw-up and, uh, you know he's taken lumps," stated Brain O' Conner himself- after being cornered by the press, after finding out his next film, Bone Deep will co-star alleged batterer and singer Chris Brown. The comment also comes after report leaked that Rihanna stated the fistfight by throwing the volley of blows before he had enough.

ON THE ADVICE OF DREW BARRYMORE, J. ANI DUMPS JOHN MAYER FOR UMPTEENTH TIME.

LILO CLEARED OF HER BENCH WARRANT.

GWYN PALTROW SURMISES JOAQUIN PHOENIX, IS SCREWING AROUND WITH THE AUDIENCE

J.LOVE AND JKX FIND LOVE.

CHRIS BROWN AND RIHANNA DECIDE TO SING, ABOUT THEIR MARITAL VIOLENCE

IS CHRIS BROWN'S MILF MGR. THE SOURCE OF THE RIHANNA ASSAULT?

SEE A GROWN DAKOTA FANNING, BY A NEW MOON

CALEB DECIDES TO RIP OFF THE MENTALIST (OR BONES)IN CASTLE.

CLAIRE-BEAR TELLS MEDIA MOTOR MOUTH, TO MOVE!!

USHER AND JENNIFER ANISTON NEWS.

SINGER CHRIS BROWN OFFICIALLY CHARGED- WITH BEING A BLACK MAN AND BATTERY CHARGES AGAINST RHIANNA.

ZACK SNYDER- VIEWS THE WATCHMEN.

MALIN ACKERMAN AND BILLY CRUDUP, DISCUSS THE CONTROVERSY OF THE FILM.

SETH ROGEN AND ANNA FARRIS IN A DARK MALL COP COMEDY

RING MISTRESS SPEARS SCORES WITH FANS, BUT ALL SONGS USED- INVOLVED LIP SYNCING.

KATE FRENCH FROM GOSSIP GIRL.

ECHO'S NEW BEAU?

COULD DOLLHOUSE AND TERMINATOR: SARAH CONNER... BE LATEST SHOWS SAVED BY DVR LIVE+7/ON DEMAND SCORES?

Fox's "Action Babe" Friday night is struggling in the ratings, yet their On Demand/DVR numbers are turning the fem fighting shows, into similar quasi-hits like Gossip Girl, 30 Rock and The Mole.


Hollywood Reporter claims, that Live+7 DVR figures indicated: "the Dollhouse premiere episode's rating increased 30% after post-premiere-date viewing was included. Dollhouse went from a 2.0 adult demo number to a 2.6.The show's lead-in, "Terminator," gained even more -- 36%." The gains for the Summer Glau/Elisa Dushku fronted shows have been considered stratospheric when this is factored in.


They also found that, Friday's top show, Ghost Whisperer," gained
21%, while fellow CBS shows Flash Point (11%) and Numbers (14%)
also rose significantly."

BONES GOFFINESS.

WHEEL OF FORTUNE WINS WITH 5000 SHOWS.

KEEPING UP WITH KIM K'S SEXY BIKINIS.

PUBLIC RESPONDS TO KRISTEN KRUEK'S NEW STREET FIGHTER FILM, "...GUNS!?...REALLY!?"

HELEN ZASS TASKS J. ANI TO LEAVE JOHN MAYER.
SOURCE:NATIONAL ENQUIRER

Drew Barrymore is begging Jennifer Aniston to dump John Mayer, telling her: "You
can do better!" says a friend of the actresses.


The two beauties - recent co-stars in the hit He's Just Not That Into You - had
a recent heart-to-heart talk about the commitment-phobic rocker, pals say, with
Drew urging Jen to keep looking because John's using her to boost his career.


"Drew told Jen she could do way better and she'd be a fool to settle for him," a
close pal told The ENQUIRER.


"The first time Jen introduced twice-divorced Drew to John, they clashed," added
the source.


"They bickered for so long that Jen had to step in and change the subject."


Over the past 10 months, Drew has heard all of Jen's horror stories about
31-year-old John's roving eye, how he blabs about his love life and how he
refuses to discuss marriage or children, added the source.


When quizzed recently about what dating advice she gives to girlfriends, Drew
revealed: "Don't coddle your friends, help them grow. Stop repeating those bad
patterns. If he doesn't make you feel good, get out!"


"And even though Jen is crazy in love with John, I think a part of her is
worried that Drew may be right."

WATCHMEN PREMIERE.

GOD SUED FOR DRIVING MISHAP

GHOSTBUSTERS 3 WILL HAPPEN (NO TMNT FULL CGI B.S.) AND E. RACHEL WOOD DATES SATANIC, ROSE MCGOWAN'S EX.

CATWOMAN IN MAY/DEC. ROMANCE IN CHERRI

HUGH JACKMAN & BEYONCE'S "CRUISE SHIP" PERFORMANCE AND KATE WINSLET SHOVES OSCAR-IN THE TOILET.

TWO FACED NBA BASTARD, CHUCK BARKLEY JAILED FOR DUI CASE.

WILL AUDIENCES WATCH, THE WATCHMEN (EXCLUDING THE MOVIE UNDERGROUND HOSTS ON WGN.)

CLAIRE-BEAR AND PETER BREAK-UP FOR REAL (OFF-CAMERA.)

ELIZA DUSHKU POSES FOR MAXIM, TO HELP BUILD HER DOLLHOUSE

MIKE CLARKE DUNCAN CELEBRATES NEW STREET FIGHTER 4 ARCADE GAME AND THE NEW KRISTEN KRUEK MOVIE REBOOT.

CHRIS BROWN CAN APOLOGIZE FOR HIMSELF

ANNE HATHAWAY'S OSCAR FASHION CHOICE?

USHER LEAVES WIFE IN COMA- IN BRAZIL.

The musician's spouse, Tameka Raymond, left a São Paulo's
Sírio-Libanês Hospital after spending, almost 2 weeks- getting better from a
failed liposuction surgery.

The R & B mastermind dropped all entertainment commitments, to support his wife. Reporters claim, he was trying to leave the country (at the local airport) during the midst of her hospital stay.

Local reporter also can't determine- if if Raymond left the country or has already arrived in the U.S. Her plastic surgeon stated that she "suffered cardiac and respiratory arrest while being anesthetized for the
liposuction procedure," as result of the recent birth of their second son recently.

To eliminate "unnecessary complications," her healers placed her in a
"induced coma" for a day.

SUGE KNIGHT ADMITS GUILT IN BATTERY CASE.

SOURCE: YAHOO NEWS

In Las Vegas, Marion "Suge" Knight has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor
battery for beating a woman in a Las Vegas parking lot last year.


The 43-year-old rap producer entered the plea in Las Vegas Justice
Court Tuesday in a deal that dismissed two felony drug charges and one
felony coercion charge stemming from the August incident.


Police said officers witnessed the co-founder of Death Row Records
striking Melissa Isaac while holding a knife in a parking lot near the
Las Vegas Strip. They said Knight was carrying Ecstasy and hydrocodone
when they arrested him.


Justice of the Peace Eric Goodman ordered Knight to receive counseling
and pay a $340 fine. He's due back in court in August for a status

LEGAL TALKING HEAD DECIDES, ALLEGED BATTERER CHRIS BROWN'S FATE.

PREY FOR THE DEATH OF THE JO BROS. RENEE Z. NEWS AND JOAQUIN PHOENIX TURNS INTO LATE SHOW WEIRDO.

OWEN WILSON AND KATE HUDSON MAY HAVE RECONCILED

MILEY CYRUS DOUBLE APOLOGIES, FOR ANTI-ASIAN REMARKS (THOUGH MORE SINCERE NOW.)

WEIRD BRITS THINK, BRAD PITT IS OVERPAID AND OVER-RATED.

HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU DATING LIFELINES

FACE TIME WITH FERGIE AND THE BLACK EYED PEAS.

BALE'S RANT AS A DANCE REMIX

BRITNEY CANCELS TOUR EARLY AND OLYMPIAN CAUGHT DOING WEED.

THE REASON IS HOOBASTANK HAS A NEW CD DROPPING.


DAKOTA FANNING PUSHED INTO THINKING MAN'S, JUMPER.

THE WRESTLER BATTLES NICK CAGE UNDERSTUDY FOR VILLAIN ROLE IN IRON MAN 2!
From iwatchstuff.com

Mickey Rourke has gotten so popular since he started his wrestling
career. Yesterday he joined the cast of Stallone's The Expendables, and
now he's reportedly in talks to join Iron Man 2 as the film's central
villain, while Sam Rockwell may play a rival industrialist.


Mickey Rourke and Sam Rockwell are in talks to star as the villains in
"Iron Man 2," being directed by Jon Favreau.
Marvel has been keeping a very tight lid on the script for the sequel,
being written by Justin Theroux, but it is known that Rourke would play
a tattooed Russian heavy named Ivan who becomes Whiplash, a man with
deadly, technologically enhanced coils.


Rockwell would play Justin Hammer, a multibillionaire businessman and a
rival of industrialist Anthony Stark, AKA Iron Man, being played by a
returning Robert Downey Jr.


So Mickey Rourke is playing Whiplash. Except Variety says the role is
Crimson Dynamo:


Which role Rockwell will play has yet to be disclosed by Marvel, but
Rourke is in discussions to play the Crimson Dynamo, a heavily tattooed
Russian arms dealer. He's considered to be an evil version of Iron Man
because he battles the superhero in a nuclear-powered suit of armor.
Confusing! I think the only way to suss this one out is with blind
speculation, Photoshopping, and comments that we won't see the movie
without Terrence Howard in it.

LOST'S KATE DIGS INTO HERSELF AND LAST DAYS ON THE ISLAND.

ARROGANT BABE, GISELE BUNDCHEN LATEST BIKINI-TOWN SHOOT.

WARNER BROS WILL MUSCLE ANGIE JOLIE OUT OF LARA CROFT ROLE
(DENYING HER A $20 MILLION PAYDAY)
-TRANSFORMERS STAR MEGAN FOX MIGHT REPLACE.

JAMIE PRESSLY GETS SELF BACK TO BASICS.

JESSICA ALBA KICKS BILL O' REILLY IN THE BALLS (INTELLECTUALLY.)

HILLARY DUFF GETS NEW BARELY LEGAL SHOW ON NBC.

DREW BARRYMORE CONFIRMS ANGLES 3 WILL HAPPEN!

WILL JEN ANISTON, GET HER REVENGE AGAINST EX-HUBBY BRAD AND NEMESIS ANGIE JOLIE-AT THE OSCARS?

RANDOMNESS AT THE SUNDANCE FILMFEST.

STEVE MARTIN'S WATERED DOWN SEQUEL,TO THAT PANTHER MOVIE IS READY.

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW...JACK BAUER COULD DIE.

The anti-terrorism hero could by the farm- the season after this one.

Kiefer Sutherland has called it. Two years from now, he'll walk away from the CTU based (we'll not this season officially) series.As the Exec Producer, Sutherland as all but guaranteed- a brutal death scene for America's top man.

"I see Jack as a really human figure and there is something innately
tragic about people," Bauer's alter ego stated. "I think there is no winning. We're all going to die. There's something kind of sad in that, and yet there's
something really beautiful and hopeful."

Weirdly, producers have backpedaled trying to secure "Jack" a big screen movie once the show ends and/or studio heads trying to worm a tenth "day" out of the star.

J. LO LEAVES RING WITH HUSBAND, TO SLIP HER WEDDING ONE BACK ON- FOR A MEDIA EVENT.

TOM HANKS GIVES BIG LOVE TO PRES. OBAMA.

REAL LIFE PRIZE FIGHTS: J. LO MAY HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF MARK ANTHONY?


BRIT CONTINUES THE POSITIVITY-BEHIND THE CIRCUS SHOW

RENEE Z.'S NEW FLICK IN TOWN.

HANCOCK ATTEMPTS TO MUSCLE DENZEL WASHINGTON OUT OF THE WAY, TO PLAY BARACK OBAMA IN UPCOMING FLICK.

ANNA PAQUIN SCORES AWARDS FOR HER TRUE BLOOD.

RUSSELL CROWE FIRES SIENNA MILLER FOR BEING SHALLOW?!



ANGELA BASSET TO STAR, IN THE BIGGIE SMALLS MOVIE!

NEW JACK JAMES BOND, ANSWERS RANDOM QUESTIONS FROM THE FANS.

SLY STALLONE TO DIRECT JET LI IN THAT EXPENDABLE A TEAM MOVIE.

LATEST ON THE JETT TRAVOLTA SCANDAL.

NEW SEGMENT!

CELEBRITY HOMOPHOBIA: JUDY REYES

EXCLUSIVE!!
A security guard worked the New Years Night party, at the Wiltern Theater. He noticed the arrogant Scrubs star- walking about in her cocktail dress, not as sexy or as noticeable, as half the sluttier dressed woman there. One of the girls which was there, was giving him her phone number ( a young Teri Hatcher type,) when her boyfriend intervened and took her home.

Then, while he was sat near the Ladies bathroom on a bench (on his break.) Reyes passed by him- with two equally bigoted white girlfriends (one blond and one red haired.) They began making faces and comments- as to how normal he was, because Reyes thought he was gay. The red haired girl remarked (since he started listening,) "me...too," and they all crept into the bathroom. After a few minutes, one girl (allegedly Reyes, but most likely the blond, then extended the bullying with this:

"Some....Boy (secondary slur for blacks) was looking at me like he wanted me, when we all know he's gay." They continued (as apparently all gay bullies do) that he "should just come out of the closet (to justify their hate speech and gaydar) and "join [them] in the [Ladies] bathroom where [he] belongs."

After they left, they all seemed stunned the he and other party guests listening-who looked at them- with surprise and contempt. They all walked to the top of the stairs, after choosing to leave individually. Once they did, Reyes then said sheepishly, "I...still think, you're gay!" Finally, they all laughed and pranced themselves up the stairs.

The next day (near Beverly Hills,) apparently Reyes had stalked the guard down, with a weirdly interested look on her face. She was talking on the phone and spoke quietly, other that to call him a "He-bitch" over the phone. The guard simply declared the confused hate monger, "A fucking cunt" and went about his business. Reyes (without apology or explanation) left the area- several minutes later.

ACTOR GIVES DETAILS ON NEXT SEASON'S GOSSIP GIRL.

GET DISCOVERED BY CD EXEC RODNEY JERKINS, IN ON-LINE VIDEO GAME.

HOW CHRIS ROCK AND BEN STILLER ARE KICKING IT NEW SCHOOL YEAR, G.

DESPITE KATHLEEN TURNER'S FAT, "CUNT"ISH PRESENCE- MARLEY AND ME WINS, AT THE BOX OFFICE.

JACK BAUER IS BACK FOR MORE 24.

CAN SENSITIVE WIMP MICHEAL CERA, BE A BIG SCREEN GILLIGAN?

The creator of the popular, idiotic, sitcom that refuses to die-
Sherwood Schwartz,plus his son Lloyd Schwartz have inked deal to
make a silver screen version of Gilligan’s Island.

"I loved Gilligan’s Island as a kid, and am not against the idea of a re-imagining of the series… But it seems to me that LOST is our generation’s version
of the 1960’s television series, and anything closer to the source material would
just be too silly (somewhat like John Goodman's Flintstones movie.)

Schwartz warned the audience of his plan- at the Beverly Hills induction ceremony of
Television Academy’s Hall of Fame. He proclaimed to TV
Guide "that he wants Michael Cera to play Gilligan and Beyonce Knowles
to play Ginger."

IS KATE WINSLET GETTING DESPERATE FOR A OSCAR? (BECOMING MOVIE'S ANSWER TO AMERICA TV STAR SUSAN LUCCI.)

IS J. LO'S MARRIAGE FALLING APART?

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NEEDS A DOCTOR.

JAMIE FOXX WISHES EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAMN IT!

CHRISTINA RICCI'S FEAR AND LOATHING APPARENT,WHILE ON A BEVERLY HILLS SHOPPING SPREE.

A SILENT NIGHT J. LO BOUNCES WITH HER LUCKY BASTARD HUSBAND.

ELIZA D. HAS FAITH, IN THE SUPER MARIO BROS.

THE GREAT SAM L. JACKSON AND LOVELY EVA MENDES ENGAGE THE SPIRIT.

BEN AFFLECK PUTS HIS SPIN ON AFRICAN RELIEF.