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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

THE FEDS WILL CHARGE DR. CONRAD MURRAY OVER JACKO.
TWITTER HATE YOU TOO, BRUCE WILLIS.

LAURENCE FISHBURNE'S BEAUTIFUL NEBULA, WILL BE A MILF ON GOSSIP GIRL
-CW ATTEMPTS TO BREAK RACIST CHARGES FOR CANCELING LAST BLACK-COM ON THE NET (EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS)
From TV Guide.com:

Gina Torres will appear on Gossip Girl this fall as Vanessa's mom, TVGuide.com has learned exclusively.

Gabriela Abrams, mother to home-schooled vid-kid Vanessa, is described as being warm and outgoing, which will certainly be a change of pace for this show, not exactly known as the paragon of parental virtue. She is a free spirit, a former Brooklyn gal who lives "off the grid" in Vermont and has definite opinions about things, especially concerning her daughter. Ah, that's more like it.

Torres is best known for her roles on Alias and Firefly, though she also had a recent blink-and-you-miss-it cameo on Pushing Daisies as the wayward mom of Emerson's daughter. The actress is married to CSI's Laurence Fishburne.

Gabriela Abrams is currently scheduled to appear in two episodes, but she will recur on the series. Gossip Girl returns for its third season on Monday, Sept. 14 at 9/8c on the CW.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009


FORMER 7TH HEAVEN ACTOR DAVID GALLAGHER AND WAREHOUSE 13'S ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI ARE THE WONDER TWINS,NOW.

They will appear on the season premiere of the Smallville. They will portray: Zan (with the ability to turn into any beast) and Jayna (can become any form of water,) from the famed ABC show, Super friends. Hell, it beats that Wonder Dog and those wannabe Scobby Doo idiots, from the first season.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Friday, August 14, 2009

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009




IS SMALLVILLE PLANNING TO CAST SHANNON ELIZABETH (WONDER WOMAN) AND VAL KILMER (BATMAN) FOR FEBRUARY SWEEPS?

Inside sources claim, the producers are having quiet discussions with the stars about the big-time move. This would lead to an "official" forming of the Justice League/Super Friends on the show. Fans would finally see: Clark (Tom Welling) eventual flying, getting/wearing his Super-suit, and officially accepting his Kryptonian heritage and leaving behind the last of his flawed humanity. Then, see Welling satirizing that behavior to his own amusements- in hip geek version of Kent, Reeves-style.

The producers feel it would be a perfect time, since Elizabeth is damaged goods at the moment and is desperate for work. Kilmer has finally reached a point in his career, when he is affordable and willing to work in TV (voicing the new KITT in a failed Knight Rider reboot and a failed TV movie that aired on NBC, that should remain nameless.)

Also, with the show going into its ninth and last season, the show could use the two actors- to push the ratings up. Since, this would be Kilmer's most likely final time- playing the role and the prospect of Shannon fighting and emoting half-naked, could give her just the career boost- she needs.

Finally, if the network succeeds in this move- would give a product placement plug- to an upcoming arcade game, about the Justice League to debut in the fall.

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

CHEF KAI "WYNN" CHASE, RECOUNTS THE LAST MINUTES OF MICHEAL JACKSON.

IT'S OFFICIAL,SIMON COWELL HAS SCREWED PAULA ABDUL OFF AMERICAN IDOL!!
IS OMER BHATTI- MJ'S DNA-BASED SON?

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

THE TRUTH IS GERALD BUTLER AND J. ANI MAYBE KNOCKING BOOTS.

Monday, August 03, 2009


SHEMAR MOORE STRUCK BY CAR, IN BIKING ACCIDENT
From Access Hollywood.
LOS ANGELES - “Criminal Minds” star Shemar Moore is recovering with a
broken his leg after getting hit by a car over the weekend, a rep for
the actor confirmed to Access Hollywood.


The 39-year-old actor was struck during a bike ride in L.A. on
Saturday.


Following the accident, the actor was taken to an L.A.-area hospital
where he was treated for his broken leg.


His rep told Access, “he’s OK” and recuperating from the roadway
mishap.
KATE JACKSON(LOL) WINS CONTROL OF MJ'S KIDS!

Friday, July 31, 2009

VANESSA HUDGENS, GOSSIP GIRL'S ARROGANT TAYLOR MOMSEN (?) AND HAYDEN PANETTIERE GET CUNTISH, ABOUT BEING OVER-PAMPERED CELEBS.

EMINEM/MARIAH CAREY SPIT BILE AT EACH OTHER AND JOHNNY DEEP+DIRECTOR TIM BURTON+
8FILMS

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

THE FEDS CLOSE IN, ON THE MAN WHO MAY HAVE KILLED- MICHEAL JACKSON.

From Twitter's Celeb Gossip site-

"Ryan Reynolds reportedly begged wife Scarlett Johansson to quit smoking. She seeking treatment."

Monday, July 27, 2009



ARE 17 AGAIN STARS ZAC EFRON AND MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG DATING?

They were spotted in the Hollywood area recently, and seemed very pleased with each other. Both were smiling, arm and arm with each other,just waiving hello to our reporter. Neither were at a local hot spot and no other media was present.

Of course, they could be just hanging out,as the offical word is Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are still an item.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Monday, July 13, 2009

Friday, July 10, 2009


RYAN SEACREST, THE NEW LITTLE BIG MAN IN PRIME-
Lilo to create the next For Love or Money.

Power Host Seacrest, has signed a new deal "on contract extension with Idol co-producer 19 Entertainment to continue to emcee the top series on TV."

His new three year deal, will continue to drive nemeses, Joel McHale and Kathy Griffin, green with homophobic envy-as he earn $45 million for taking shit from Simon Cowell. This raise "makes him one of the highest-paid reality hosts on television."

He only earned $5 million (this season) for his Idol work- around $100K an episode. The deal continues the host's challenge to produce a hit show, that's half as popular as TV's 8000 lb gorilla.

Meanwhile, Lindsey Lohan is ready to take charge- Sandy Bullock style- as she launches a chance "to create unforgettable TV and movie content with a new production company."Lilo and her 6126 brand co-owner Kristi Kaylor, (titled from Marilyn Monroe's birthday,) have started Unforgettable Prods.

First up, is a reality show, Faux Real, an Entourage for the fashionistas. Then, a big money,in-studio, dating game show "tentatively called That's What Friends Are For and then this "docu-cause" TV program that will made into "a charitable organization."
SARA PAXSON, THE HOTTIE OF THE CW'S LATEST, ULTRA WHITE, OXYGEN CHANNEL BASED SHOW.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Wednesday, July 08, 2009


CSI:MIAMI TO REVISIT ITS OWN PAST.

CSI: Miami will kick off the new season, with a flashback show- set in 1997 that will explore how H. Caine, found his group of scientific regulators.

It is also rumored that the show will be shot "in Sepia." The show will also, explore the myth of Horatio's sunglasses.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009












PAULA ABDUL IS FINALZING HER DEAL, TO COME BACK ON IDOL.

Source: USA Today

Paula Abdul says she's optimistic about remaining as an American Idol judge and says the show has invited her back for a ninth season and beyond — subject to the negotiation of a new contract.

Abdul told The Associated Press in an interview on Monday in Atlanta that she's been invited to stay for the duration of the show. She was backstage at the new television show Drop Dead Diva, which premieres on July 12.

Abdul's contract, which expired after the eighth season, has not been renewed. There has been speculation that Abdul would be replaced by Kara DioGuardi, who was recently added as a judge.

The 47-year-old singer-dancer says she hopes a deal can be arranged so she can return to the hit show.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009


HAYDEN PANETTIERE GOES TASTEFULLY NUDE- AS BETH COOPER


"If I can't flaunt it at 20, come on!," dared the now three-time cheerleader in Bring it On fashion."I mean I might as well show it now."


In I Love you Beth Cooper, Claire Bear plays the titular role, the high school grad /former cheerleader- whose love affair with recovering nerd, Denis Cooverman's (originated by Paul Rust) leads to a locker room scene, where the actress loses her
towel and goes Au natural.


Hayden P. : "It didn't bother me much,I think when the person who's doing it gets all uncomfortable and shy, then it's other people around who get more uncomfortable because they're uncomfortable. I mean I was fine – everyone was really
professional."


Still, Panettiere can have her bad days,as well."The older I get, the more comfortable I get with it," she continued, "but I still have my days where I don't feel great ... and I'm having my fat day where I have to put something baggy on and sweatpants. Or just with the way people perceive me. I have plenty of insecurities."


But Beth attempts continuing a robust lifestyle, "I have the
body that I have and that's not going to change," she uttered. "I try to
stay as healthy as I can."

Friday, June 26, 2009

MICHEAL JACKSON'S LAWYER SHOWS HIS LOYALTY, BY TELLING ALL ABOUT HIS DRUG ISSUES.

Thursday, June 25, 2009


ACQUITTED, KING OF POP SINGER ICON MICHEAL JACKSON LEAVES OUR PLANE OF EXISTENCE.
From those BASTARDS at the tmz website.


We've just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.


Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby
Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when
paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse
back.


A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived. A
cardiologist at UCLA tells TMZ Jackson died of cardiac arrest.


Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was
completely unresponsive.


We're told one of the staff members at Jackson's home called 911.


La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.


Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr.,
Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson

THE MOST FAMOUS OF THE ANGELS HAS RETURNED HOME-FAWCETT PASSES AWAY.
In Los Angeles-around 9:30 am, Farrah Fawcett, "whose stunning looks and blinding smile made her a pop icon of the 1970s, has died. She was 62." Paul Bloch, Her spokesman, stated she "died, Thursday morning at a Santa Monica hospital." The near 3 year battle with her evil cancer, was depicted in the docu-reality show Farrah's Story.

She rose to fame and wealth, "in 1976 as one-third of the crime-fighting trio in the" legendary faux-feminist action series, Charlie's Angeles. The popular poster of Fawcett "in a clingy" one-piece "swimsuit sold in the millions."

She left the show after one season, due to contract negotiations that went sour.She turned to more serious roles in the 1980s and 1990s, winning praise playing an abused wife roles The Burning Bed and Extremities. In the '90s,She made cameo roles with her ultimate boyfriend, Ryan O'Neil on the Larry Sanders show and attempted a sit-com with her enduring lover called Good Sports.

Monday, June 22, 2009

CHRIS BROWN OWNS UP TO HIS MISTAKE-PLEADS GUILTY TO ATTACKING RHIANNA.

BRYAN FULLER QUITS HEROES!
-Can't focus on dying show and his development deal, at once.
From EW.com

Just as Heroes was gaining some creative momentum comes word of
another setback: Bryan Fuller has vacated his post as consulting
producer.


The acclaimed Pushing Daisies auteur tells me that he left to focus on
developing new projects for NBC, and not (as some have speculated) due
to creative differences with series creator Tim Kring.


"I'm crafting two pilots right now and it's a lot of work," admits
Fuller, who has an overall deal with NBC. "It was just too hard to
[juggle] Heroes and my development; something had to give."


Fuller's exit was first reported by Herc at Ain't It Cool News.


Fuller returned to Heroes last December, shortly after ABC dropped the
ax on Daisies. Many (yours truly included) credited him with the
show's end-of-season creative rebirth.


JESSICA SIMPSON TO HOST NON-GAME SHOW VERSION OF TOP MODEL ON VH1.


From the Hollywood Reporter- Six years after she became a
breakout reality TV star with MTV's "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica,"
Jessica Simpson is returning to MTV Networks for a VH1 series targeted
for a 2010 launch.


"The Price of Beauty" will feature Simpson traveling the world to meet
regular women as well as some local pop culture icons. Simpson will
study local fashions, dietary fads and beauty regimes and even
participate in some of the extreme practices she discovers.


"I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence
will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some
women put on themselves to look perfect," said Simpson, who has gotten
a lot of attention for her new full figure which she has fully
embraced.


Shooting is set to begin in mid-July.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

CELEBRITY Q AND A- MICHEAL CERA!




"You're pretty fucked up and I'm Micheal Cera!," said the beta male actor- with a busty Asian woman on each arm.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Monday, June 08, 2009


NOW ON EARTH, STARBUCK GOES MORTAL AGAIN TO HELP JACK BAUER.

Katee Sackoff had Unfinished Business, with the terrorist scum- plotting to attack the USA next season. After some tense negotiations, with the CTU based show- she will replace Bauer's Monty Penny (Chloe Webb) as:

"Dana Walsh, a smart and competent expert data analyst at CTU with a secret past who is involved with CTU agent Davis Cole (Freddie Prinze Jr.)"

Sackhoff was a last minute addition along with Sarah Michelle Gellar's husband, and Bubba himself, Mykelti Williamson.

HEROES FEATURES AN X MAN TO RELAUNCH THE SHOW.


British, Darth Maul thespian Ray Park, will join the cast of Heroes
next year.The former X Man will play- a "knife Thrower" over small number of shows.Also, L worder Deanne Bray will be "a deaf love interest for one of the main Heroes."
The part IS tailor made for her, due to her own "hearing-impaired actress" status.Season four also features: Robert Knepper from Prison Break as a new lead villain and Madeline Zima will portray Claire Bear's snarky "college roommate" after she wraps Californication.


Wednesday, June 03, 2009


JOSH JACKSON AND TROY BEAUTY- TO MOVE IN TOGETHER.
From People Magazine.

Bring on the boxes and packing tape, Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger
are moving in together.


Fringe star Joshua Jackson says that he and girlfriend Diane Kruger,
for whom he has the pet name "Mrs.," are planning to settle down as
his hit FOX series relocates to Vancouver from Toronto. Jackson tells
Entertainment Tonight Canada that he needs to find a place to stay,
and he and Kruger have "already made the commitment to do this
together."


For now the two keep track of each other from far apart cities by
phone, text messaging and video chats, which Jackson, 30, prefers
since, "you're there and you can see the face and you can see the
sarcasm."


Meanwhile, Kruger, 32, who is appearing in Inglourious Basterds with
Brad Pitt, recently mentioned that she and Jackson want to have
children. His take on it? "Eventually I hope so," he says, with an
additional message for Kruger's mother: "I know you don't speak
English very well, but somebody should translate this for you 'Don't
worry, you're not about to become a grandmother.'"
IS ANGIE JOLIE TAKING OPRAH'S POWER?


Thursday, May 28, 2009






















RETURN OF ANCHORMAN LEGEND, RON BURGUNDY TO CONTINUE!!

Comedic actor, Will Ferrell confirmed- he is moving forward with a sequel, to the famed media parody about smug,semi-dim witted TV host- who succeeds in spite of himself.

He told this to the Australian press- while whoring himself out for
Land of the Lost. He will "discuss ideas with Paul Rudd and
Steve Carell-next week."

The Great Recession be damned- he's going to talk about salaries upfront- with the studio heads "[Because] believe me, I'm not taking a pay-cut. No way!"

Also, Christian Applegate is expected to return (as Veronica Corningstone) after her ABC show was cancelled- and for lack of "nothing better to do," for the breast cancer survivor.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


























BOA VISTA'S THRID MAARAGE IS DOA.
SOURCE- wenn.com


CSI: Miami star Eva La Rue has become the latest celebrity to fall
victim of the marriage magazine cover curse - she has called off her
nuptials.The twice-wed actress was hoping to make it third time lucky
when she exchanged vows with seafood businessman Joe Cappuccio - and
cooed about her big plans in the winter 2009 issue of InStyle Wedding.


She also appeared on the cover of the publication, wearing a gown
similar to the one she hoped to wear when she became Mrs Cappuccio.


But, like Courtney Thorne-Smith and Kelly Rowland before her, La Rue
hasn't been able to make good on her wedding magazine plans - there
will be no ceremony.


Speaking to Los Angeles DJ Valentine, the actress reveals, "I got a
beautiful ring out of it (and) he was a good guy.


"Everybody's got issues and everybody's got patterns. Our issues and
patterns just buttered up against each other... Some people are
capable of breaking through these issues and patterns and some people
aren't.


"And, when it becomes an issue of commitment... I think they run deep
and I should have known it (marriage) wasn't going to come to
fruition. You do that girl thing, where you think, 'Maybe I'm
different'... I got hurt."


La Rue was previously married to her All My Children co-star John
Callahan and actor John O'Hurley.

WRITER-DIRECTOR JOSS WHEDON, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR AND ALL THE SCOBBIES- SCREWED OUT OF NEW BUFFY MOVIE!!
-Owner F. Rubel Kuzui to relaunch Star Trek/T4 style- but isn't she responsible for the Pre-Clueless Mega-flop version of Summers (which killed Kristy Swanson's career)from the early '90s?


From MovieWeb:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer may be heading to the big screen, in what is being labeled a remake or relaunch, rather than a sequel or prequel.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, "Buffy" creator Joss Whedon is not involved and the project is not set up at a studio, but Roy Lee and Doug Davison of Vertigo Entertainment are in talks with original movie director Fran Rubel Kuzui and her husband, Kaz Kuzui to bring this remake to theaters.

While Whedon is the person most associated with "Buffy," Kuzui and her Kuzui Enterprises have held onto the rights since the beginning, when she discovered the "Buffy" script from then-unknown Whedon. She developed the script while her husband put together the financing to make the 1992 movie, which was released by Fox.

Kuzui later teamed with Gail Berman, then president of Sandollar Television, bringing back Whedon to make the TV series, which was produced by Fox TV and launched on the WB in 1997. Kuzui and Sandollar received executive producer credits on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff, Angel.

The new "Buffy" film, however, would have no connection to the TV series, nor would it use popular supporting characters like Angel, Willow, Xander or Spike. Vertigo and Kuzui are looking to restart the story line without trampling on the beloved existing universe created by Whedon, putting the parties in a similar situation faced by Paramount, J.J. Abrams and his crew when relaunching Star Trek.

One of the underlying ideas of "Buffy" allows Vertigo and Kuzui to do just that: that each generation has its own vampire slayer to protect it. The goal would be to make a darker, event-sized movie that would, of course, have franchise potential.
KANYE WEST AND RIHANNA, DOING IT WELL.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Monday, May 18, 2009



MEL GIBSON'S WIFE KNOWS ABOUT HIS LOVE CHILD.

Lethal girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant
with Mel Gibson's child.
Gibson's estranged wife, Robyn, and
the Gibby's kids- have been informed, about the event and Grigorieva is in the second
trimester. Oksana is now living in a home, purchased for her by Gibson. After she left her former home- provided by ex-lover producer and songwriter- David Foster.
NEW TREK FREEDOM BABE, ZOE SALDANA.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009


IS ANGIE JOLIE WOES W/ BRAD,BECOMING SALT IN THE WOUND.
-Action actress maybe self-mutilating again.

Is Angelina Jolie is "a complete mess!?," Unknown crew people said that,on the set of her current action opus-Salt. They claim that Mrs. Smith is "slowly breaking down" and "spending hours at a time alone in her trailer...and is barely eating."

The sources stated "She keeps forgetting her lines and she’s been shaking and staring into space. In fact, it’s been so bad that some crew members have suspected
she’s using drugs, although that’s out of the question."

Finally, they claim that- she is a real trooper when dealing with her hubby and children. At her trailer, she apparently been listening to Jessica Andrew's Who I Am continuously "and rarely sleeps."

As to the cutting, Jolie has been accused of self-harm before-with her last intended, Billy Bob Thorton. Producers have become concerned that, after her acting, Jolie might slice her prime assets (lips, face ,breasts ;etc.)

They suspect ex-lover and nemesis Jenni Aniston is somehow providing the potential Andrew's induced Karma? As Jolie, one night overplayed the song- while heard loud enough to be, angrily sobbing.

Monday, May 04, 2009


NBC'S APPARENTLY HATED CHIEF BEN SILVERMAN- PRIVATELY RENEWS CHUCK FOR NEXT SEASON.

The network exec sported a Fu Man Chu beard, as he reassured "insiders",fans and advertisers, particular Subway- that the pop-culture based spy-com will return for a full third season for 22 episodes.
The sandwich chain appeared so much- they might become a producer of the show, next year. Silverman also told these people in confidence that Old School Law & Order (currently Tony Andersen's era)and Medium will return, allegedly in case Jay Leno's prime-time talk show fails, as expected.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Tuesday, April 28, 2009




JESSICA BIEL'S NEW FILM GOES TO STRAIGHT TO DVD, DESPITE HER NUDITY.

The film is called Powder Blue and she plays unsurprisingly, a stripper in front her clientele: Ray Liotta, Kris Kristofferson, Forest Whitaker and
Lisa Kudrow. The producers are hoping for a debut on HBO or Showtime (like Red Rock West) and get an after-the-fact release, to get back into the theatres.
Even though, Biel hasn't fu$#@* up as bad as her contemporaries (e.g. Lilo,) she hasn't been seen on the big screen, since Adam Sandler's I now Pronounce you, Chuck and Larry two years ago.
DOM "BRADLEY" MONAGHAN TALKS ABOUT "...CARRYING HUGH JACKMAN."
SMALLVILLE FINALE NEWS.

Friday, April 24, 2009

LILO DEALS, AS ANGIE JOLIE KEEPS ON WORKING.
LENO IS FINE AFTER HEALTH SCARE-THE PRODUCERS OF SOUTHLAND,CONAN O'BRIEN AND DAVID LETTERMAN ARE "THRILLED."

Thursday, April 23, 2009












IS IT NOT TOO LATE FOR THIS-ALICIA SILVERSTONE AND DIRECTOR AMY HECKERLING TALK ABOUT DOING A SEQUEL TO CLUELESS (AFTER TV SHOW BASED ON FILM AND 13 YEARS LATER.)

Star Magazine claimed Silverstone and Amy Heckerling "were recently
overheard talking about the script for a sequel." No other details from them- can be ascertained about the project.
PAULA ABDUL AND SIMON COWELL SHARE ONE THING-MAKING FUN OF THE NEWBIE JUDGE'
S WEIGHT PROBLEM.

Later.