SIMON COWELL OVERSPENDS- ON HIS OWN PARTY.

JERMAINE JACKSON- TO JUDGE MICHEAL JACKSON IMPERSONATORS ON THE BBC.

The only other talented male in the Jackson 5, shall appear on the new BBC hour, entitlted Move Like Michael Jackson in Dec. '09.

JJ remebered,"Michael was a superb dancer who inspired people across the world to master his moves and create their own unique routines. I'm really excited and delighted to be part of this show and look forward to finding the most talented and inspiring dancers."

The six week talent contest "will travel the UK in search of the best Jackson-style dancer, including mastering the Moonwalk as well as coming up with their own choreography," stated Jackson.

MJ WAS SURPRISING HEALTHY- FOR A ALLEGED MANSLAUGHTER VICTIM.


"NUT UP!" WITH YOUR HOST- WOODY HARRELSON!

THE LATEST ON THAT TALENTED BASTARD, ROMAN P.

LADIES, EVEN CELEB TV ISN'T SURE WHO JT IS LAYING THE PIPE WITH ANYMORE.

LANA LANG IS DOING CHUCK!

Small Ville star and one-time Chun-Li, Kristen Kreuk- could take on Yvonne Strahovski's secret agent babe, on the cult hit NBC show.

She will appear on show # 5 called, Chuck VS. 1st Class. She play Hannah, an actually normal girl who flirts with the pseudo-spy- on a flight bound for Paris. She (at this time) will have no connection to Fulcrum/The Ring and/or any American Alphabet soups organization (FBI,CIA;etc.) The episode is nearing completion, this week.

Finally, failed Superman, Brandon Routh will be on the show with Kruek.

CHRIS ROCK'S NEW GOOD HAIR,ADMITS WHITE WOMEN HAVE BETTER HAIR AND SEX APPEAL, THAN BLACK WOMEN!

J. BIEL AND JUSTIN TIMBER...NEAR BREAK-UP, OVER RHIANNA AND NOW YEAR 1'S OLIVIA WILDE.

IS MEGAN FOX- A HOT SEXIST?

"HELLO SYDNEY!" NEVE CAMPBELL RESIGNS WITH COURTNEY COX AND DAVID ARQUETTE FOR SCREAM 4!

From Zap2it.com
Scream" protagonist Sidney Prescott's life is going to get thrilling
again in 2010.


Dimension Films' Bob Weinstein announced that Neve Campbell, Courteney
Cox and David Arquette are all back on board to reprise their roles
for a the next installment of the "Scream" franchise, beginning
production in Spring 2010, reports Variety.


Wes Craven is being courted to direct the sequel, which was written by
Kevin Williamson, who's currently behind The CW's "The Vampire
Diaries."


In a previous interview with Zap2it's Korbi Ghosh, Williamson had
revealed that Cox and Arquette were already back, but Campell's return
was still uncertain.


Weinstein also announced that the company will have a new emphasis on
3D, with Robert Rodriguez's soon-to-be-written "Spy Kids 4" being
realized in 3D. In addition, Dimension is looking to remake
"Short Circuit" and "An American Werewolf in London."

JEN GAR "LOVED" WORKING WITH RICK GERVAIS, IN THE INVENTION...



LILY ALLEN ADMITS SHE ONLY CARES- ABOUT THE MONEY NOW.

IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE STEPPING OUT ON JESSICA BIEL- WITH RHIANNA!

SEXY M.I.L.F. HALLE BERRY DENIES PREGNANCY RUMORS, WHILE DRESSED AS A CLASSY WHORE.

J.LOVE SHOWS OFF WHAT ONLY J.K.X. CAN ONLY SEE- EXCLUSIVELY.

HAYDEN PANETTIERE TAKES PARENTS TO LAST NIGHT KILLERS CONCERT.

EXCLUSIVE!

Claire Bear herself escorted: her mom and dad, to the Killers concert. The tiny beauty- dressed in a grey blouse,blue jeans and high heeled black leather boots with ruby bottoms, appeared to be having fun with her family.

While viewing the opening act of The Psychedelic Furs, she got bored of the Micheal Stripe-like swaying, of the coke bottled glassed lead singer.

She decided to walk up to a security guard,near her seats and politely asked him, "Where's the best place to smoke" at the Hollywood Bowl? The music was so loud ,that the actress was forced to repeat her questions and the guard tried several times to answer her queries.

"So, I can smoke the ladies (room?,)" said the cheerleader actress.

The guard finally told Beth Cooper, that if she smokes anywhere in the venue, she "could be fined" -since smoking at the Bowl is illegal. A look of fear crossed her face and she scurried away without further word, with her mom in tow.

After the Furs finished and twenty minutes passed, Panettiere returned with her family to their seats. About five minute later, she left her parents, as the Killer began their show and Hayden left to meet her date, Foo Fighter leader Dave Grohl. She proceeded to leave with him, for his seats on the west side of the pavilion.

Backstage, the guard heard about other famous people at the event, including talk show host Jimmy Kimmel and Saw's Shawnee Smith. Then, he asked the lady workers, what they thought of Noah Bennett's golden girl?

The working class ladies at the event, couldn't hide the disdain for petite actress. A red haired usher called her, " a B level actress, who can't act." and another brunette waitress, remarked how little the thespian was, but amazed how "fat" she seemed to her.

During the Killers' encore, the Furs front man Rich Butler-jumped on stage, after one their songs and satirized- the Kanye West debacle on MTV. He declared his band had "did a great song tonight" and should headline their own show. After the audience cheered, The Killers vocalist Dave K. (I suspect) declared confusedly "that was... great" and "What the hell was that?!"

UFC FIGHTER GINA CARRINO- TO PLAY A HAYWIRED KNOCKOUT.

At Toronto's Film Festival, Lionsgate has bought the American distribution rights for Knockout, which will be director Steven Soderbergh's next film-right after- The Informant!

Ryan Kavanaugh's Relativity Media will wholly finance the spy thriller. The comely,fighting beauty, will make her acting debut in the flick that will be "in the vein of La Femme Nikita" mixed with the sleak,too smart cool, of TV's Alias.

The film stars its January production in very worldly areas- including the U.S., Ireland, and Turkey.

The script was penned by Lem Dobbs, with Gregory Jacobs executive producing with Kavanaugh, and Tucker Tooley.

LENO CONCEDES: NBC TRY TO SHORTEN HIS TENURE ON TONIGHT-YEARS AGO.
-They wanted to give the job to Conan O'Brien,as early as thirty-six months ago.

From UPI-

U.S. comedian Jay Leno says NBC executives originally planned for him to serve as host of The Tonight Show for a shorter time.

Leno, who will premiere his new prime time TV series on NBC next week,
said he was informed by NBC officials- five years ago- that they wanted to
replace him with comedian Conan O'Brien within three years, The New York Times
reported Saturday.

"Actually, they wanted me out in three years," said Leno, who departed
the Tonight Show in May. "I had to argue to get the other two. Oh, yeah.
I said: 'Let's make it five. You want me out? I'll do five.'"


Leno's recollection of those past events has been questioned by Rick
Ludwin, NBC's executive in charge of late-night programs.


"That is definitely not my recollection," Ludwin said. "I don't
remember three years being mentioned."


Now both sides are betting on the success of The Jay Leno Show with
NBC heavily promoting the new prime time series due to premiere Tonight.


"It's just so embarrassing," Leno told the Times of his response to
the wealth of "Leno" promotions. "It's a genetic fault that makes you go into
show business. It's not a plus."

IS LILO GOING TO VISIT A PSYCH WARD?



MEGAN FOX AND ANGIE JOLIE- STILL BATTLING OVER LARA CROFT AND NOW BARBARELLA!

THE GREAT PATRICK SWAYZE....WILL BE MISSED.




KATE HEIGL FINALLY DOES SOMETHING UNSELFISH AND MEAN,ADOPTS A BABY.

AUDRINA PATRIDGE GOES SEMI NUDE IN BIKINI SHOOT.

ELLEN D. STEALS PAULA ABDUL'S SEAT ON IDOL.
-She'll be the people's judge and keep hosting her daytime talk show.

KIM KARDASHIAN AND ONE OF HER HER WANNA-BE DIVA SISTERS,BIKINI IT UP.

JANET JACKSON ELABORATES ABOUT HER BROTHER.

TYRA SHOWS HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE REALLY IS.

ONE LAST FUNERAL FOR MJ, BEFORE HE SETTLES- INTO HIS LOW RENT CONDO IN HEAVEN.

ARROGANT MILA KUNIS IS REVIEWED FOR HER EXTRACT.

HALLE BERRY IS PREGNANT AGAIN.
-Jingo "Jinx" Johnson to have second "miracle" baby.

An insider of Berry's and the baby's
father, lucky bastard model Gabriel Aubry, stated that "[She] is overjoyed. The first time, she struggled so much to get pregnant and eventually conceived through in vitro fertilization. This time, the baby was conceived through artificial insemination."

Berry endured horrible disappointment, "of 30 negative pregnancy tests before finally learning she was expecting her
first child, Nahla, in 2007." Life & Style "exclusively revealed"
that the 43 yr. old Boomerang actress, "is three months pregnant
with her second child."

"She's just ecstatic to be pregnant again," that insider continued. "She wasn't sure if she'd have another baby, so she's very
happy!"

DID CHRIS BROWN PARTY- AFTER HEARING HIS SENTENCE?

IN RESPONSE, RHIANNA GOES NUDE, IN A MAGAZINE?!

ASHLEY GREEN SPEAKS ABOUT TWILIGHT 2

SANDY BULLOCK WEARS WONDER WOMAN RED- FOR OPENING OF ALL ABOUT STEVE.

MAMA MIA! MEGAN FOX LOVES KISSING AMANDA SEYFRIED.

I'M GLAD YOUR DEAD, DJ AM (GOD'S REVENGE FOR YOUR LIE.)

COPS- NOW GOING AFTER OTHER DOCTORS- IN THE MJ CASE.

DAKOTA FANNING MISSED TIN MAN, SO- SHE PLANS HER OWN DARKER VERSION OF THE THE WIZ.

From tinyurl.com

-Dakota Fanning could don ruby covered combat boots, instead of slippers for this "sequel": the WB studio is claims this will be "more action-packed"(a la Ripley from Aliens) than that '39 musical.


The Wizard of Oz starred Judy Garland as Dorothy, a Kansas farm-girl
who finds herself whisked to a technicolor world of munchkins and
witches. By contrast, the Warner Bros remake will play out in the
present day and chart the adventures of Dorothy's feistier
granddaughter.


"You've still got Dorothy trapped in an odd place," explains co-
producer Todd McFarlane. "But she's much closer to the Ripley
character from Alien, than a helpless singing girl."


Fanning, 15, came to fame with roles opposite Robert De Niro in Hide
and Seek and Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds, before going on to star
in Charlotte's Web and The Secret Life of Bees. She will next be seen
in New Moon, the sequel to last year's vampire romance Twilight.


Based on the 1900 children's book by L Frank Baum, The Wizard of Oz
stuttered on its initial release, before going on to be embraced by
generations of film-goers. The US Library of Congress claims that it
is now the most watched movie in cinema history.


Inevitably the film casts a shadow that other sequels have struggled
to escape. Liza Minelli – Garland's daughter – voiced a little-seen
cartoon version, Journey Back to Oz, in the 60s, while Walter Murch's
ambitious Return to Oz bombed at the box office in 1985. Warners will
no doubt be hoping that their all-new, action-packed version fares
differently.

ERIN ANDREWS GETS DOWN AND DIRTY AND J. LO GOES FOR ELEGANT BEAUTY.

BRAD PITT AND TOM CRUISE GO TO WAR OVER WWII FLICKS.

JENNI ANISTON RECOVERS FAST FROM BRAD COOPER, STARTS DATING A GAMER.

JACKO'S DEATH-"IT WAS MURDER" (OFFICIALLY.)

FOX TO USE FOCUS GROPUS- TO DETERMINE IF PAULA ABDUL IS WORTH THE MONEY.


“Fox loooves focus groups,” a well-placed TV executive told
RadarOnline. “If Paula consistently scores far higher than any other
person in her chair, they will feel compelled to make her an offer she
can’t refuse and make this deal happen.”


PressFocus groups are going to help the folks at Fox determine
just how much money they need to offer Paula Abdul to bring her back
to American Idol, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.


The TV executives want to know how audiences respond to any new judge
other than Paula. “They know no one can replace Paula,” a source
said. The testing will help them see just how damaging it might be
not to have Abdul back and figure out just what their new financial
offer should be.


Paula will not be seen in any of the early audition shows; that much
is certain. The fourth judge for those outings will be the likes of
Victoria Beckham, Mary J. Blige and Shania Twain. Although none of
these guest judges is being considered as Paula’s replacement, video
of them on the job will be used for comparison purposes with the focus
groups.


Those who know Paula the best believe she wants to make it happen
too. One of her closest associates told RadarOnline.com that Paula
was “bored” after eight seasons as well as feeling under-appreciated
by the show’s producers and executives at Fox.


Paula has always believed that she was the most important personality
in the cast with more fan appeal than Simon Cowell or Ryan Seacrest.
She could not believe they were handed such huge deals and she was
not.


She also often told friends that she did not believe American Idol
could survive without her, another insider told RadarOnline.com.


“It’s not that she doesn’t have other things going on, she does,” the
friend said. “But it is so much easier to go back to Idol and use that
as a platform to promote all her other ventures. Everyone who knows
her believes she will be back.” All parties are back in talks – if
not exactly formal negotiations -- about exactly how to make what
seems to be the inevitable happen.


The show’s producers had wanted four judges from the very beginning of
American Idol, RadarOnline.com has also learned. There are four at
every other Idol around the world – from Japan to Australia to would-
you-believe Afghanistan.


“There will be four judges at American Idol come January,” a well-
placed source said. “And that fourth judge will be Paula Abdul.”

THE MJ SOAP OPERA ROLLS ON.

THE FEDS WILL CHARGE DR. CONRAD MURRAY OVER JACKO.

TWITTER HATE YOU TOO, BRUCE WILLIS.

LAURENCE FISHBURNE'S BEAUTIFUL NEBULA, WILL BE A MILF ON GOSSIP GIRL
-CW ATTEMPTS TO BREAK RACIST CHARGES FOR CANCELING LAST BLACK-COM ON THE NET (EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS)
From TV Guide.com:

Gina Torres will appear on Gossip Girl this fall as Vanessa's mom, TVGuide.com has learned exclusively.

Gabriela Abrams, mother to home-schooled vid-kid Vanessa, is described as being warm and outgoing, which will certainly be a change of pace for this show, not exactly known as the paragon of parental virtue. She is a free spirit, a former Brooklyn gal who lives "off the grid" in Vermont and has definite opinions about things, especially concerning her daughter. Ah, that's more like it.

Torres is best known for her roles on Alias and Firefly, though she also had a recent blink-and-you-miss-it cameo on Pushing Daisies as the wayward mom of Emerson's daughter. The actress is married to CSI's Laurence Fishburne.

Gabriela Abrams is currently scheduled to appear in two episodes, but she will recur on the series. Gossip Girl returns for its third season on Monday, Sept. 14 at 9/8c on the CW.

FORMER 7TH HEAVEN ACTOR DAVID GALLAGHER AND WAREHOUSE 13'S ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI ARE THE WONDER TWINS,NOW.

They will appear on the season premiere of the Smallville. They will portray: Zan (with the ability to turn into any beast) and Jayna (can become any form of water,) from the famed ABC show, Super friends. Hell, it beats that Wonder Dog and those wannabe Scobby Doo idiots, from the first season.

MJ IS AS HARD AS WALT DISNEY NOW,THANKS TO HIS MOM.

ASHLEY SIMPSON AND HER HUBBY- MAKE ASSES OF THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC.

FOX AND PAULA ABDUL HAD BEEN WARRING FOR MONTHS- OVER HER SALARY.

BRAD PITT CLOWNS ERIC BANA AND RACHEL MC ADAMS, AT THEIR OWN PREMIERE.

HOT UBER-CUNT, MILA KUNIS: "SHE'S A TRAMP?!"

TWILIGHT STAR SHOWS HER NEW MOON.

IS SMALLVILLE PLANNING TO CAST SHANNON ELIZABETH (WONDER WOMAN) AND VAL KILMER (BATMAN) FOR FEBRUARY SWEEPS?

Inside sources claim, the producers are having quiet discussions with the stars about the big-time move. This would lead to an "official" forming of the Justice League/Super Friends on the show. Fans would finally see: Clark (Tom Welling) eventual flying, getting/wearing his Super-suit, and officially accepting his Kryptonian heritage and leaving behind the last of his flawed humanity. Then, see Welling satirizing that behavior to his own amusements- in hip geek version of Kent, Reeves-style.

The producers feel it would be a perfect time, since Elizabeth is damaged goods at the moment and is desperate for work. Kilmer has finally reached a point in his career, when he is affordable and willing to work in TV (voicing the new KITT in a failed Knight Rider reboot and a failed TV movie that aired on NBC, that should remain nameless.)

Also, with the show going into its ninth and last season, the show could use the two actors- to push the ratings up. Since, this would be Kilmer's most likely final time- playing the role and the prospect of Shannon fighting and emoting half-naked, could give her just the career boost- she needs.

Finally, if the network succeeds in this move- would give a product placement plug- to an upcoming arcade game, about the Justice League to debut in the fall.

MJ'S MULTI-MILLION $ GAME SHOW, MUSICAL DADS...CONTINUES!

VANESSA HUDGENS HAS NEW NUDE PHOTO SCANDAL.

CHEF KAI "WYNN" CHASE, RECOUNTS THE LAST MINUTES OF MICHEAL JACKSON.

IT'S OFFICIAL,SIMON COWELL HAS SCREWED PAULA ABDUL OFF AMERICAN IDOL!!

IS OMER BHATTI- MJ'S DNA-BASED SON?

THE TRUTH IS GERALD BUTLER AND J. ANI MAYBE KNOCKING BOOTS.

SHEMAR MOORE STRUCK BY CAR, IN BIKING ACCIDENT
From Access Hollywood.
LOS ANGELES - “Criminal Minds” star Shemar Moore is recovering with a
broken his leg after getting hit by a car over the weekend, a rep for
the actor confirmed to Access Hollywood.


The 39-year-old actor was struck during a bike ride in L.A. on
Saturday.


Following the accident, the actor was taken to an L.A.-area hospital
where he was treated for his broken leg.


His rep told Access, “he’s OK” and recuperating from the roadway
mishap.

KATE JACKSON(LOL) WINS CONTROL OF MJ'S KIDS!

VANESSA HUDGENS, GOSSIP GIRL'S ARROGANT TAYLOR MOMSEN (?) AND HAYDEN PANETTIERE GET CUNTISH, ABOUT BEING OVER-PAMPERED CELEBS.

EMINEM/MARIAH CAREY SPIT BILE AT EACH OTHER AND JOHNNY DEEP+DIRECTOR TIM BURTON+
8FILMS

MJ'S LAST WISH GRANTED, HIS MOM WILL RAISE "HIS" CHILDREN.

REBECCA ROMANIJN DEBITCHS AT COMIC-CON!

BRAD PITT'S TOUGH LIFE, AS AN ACTOR.

THE FEDS CLOSE IN, ON THE MAN WHO MAY HAVE KILLED- MICHEAL JACKSON.

From Twitter's Celeb Gossip site-

"Ryan Reynolds reportedly begged wife Scarlett Johansson to quit smoking. She seeking treatment."

ARE 17 AGAIN STARS ZAC EFRON AND MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG DATING?

They were spotted in the Hollywood area recently, and seemed very pleased with each other. Both were smiling, arm and arm with each other,just waiving hello to our reporter. Neither were at a local hot spot and no other media was present.

Of course, they could be just hanging out,as the offical word is Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are still an item.

MJ'S LAST THESPIAN PERFORMANCE.

JUDE LAW AND LEO DICAPRIO, BRAWL OVER CAMERON DIAZ-POPEYE STYLE.

THOSE INGLORIOUS BASTARDS VISITS LONDON.

BLANKET CONCEIVED WITH MJ AT NEVER LAND,WITH A WOMAN!?

STAY IN THE LIMO,CHUCK!

PRINCE OF PERSIA MOVIE.

CHRIS BROWN PUBLICALLY APOLOGIZES.


PAULA ABDUL BEING FORCED OFF OF IDOL?

FEMALE CELEBRITY BOXING- OVER A ROLE-FAYE DUNAWAY VS. HILLARY DUFF.

THE UGLY TRUTH ABOUT THE PARKERS (TONY AND EVA L.)

THE KIDS WANT TO STAY WITH JANET JACKSON,THAN EITHER OF THEIR OTHER CHOICES.

LA TOYA JACKSON CLAIMS MJ KILLED,ALLEGEDLY BY PAUL MCCARTNEY!?

WHAT ARI GOLD, DRAMA, TURTLE AND VINCE- THOUGHT OF JACKSON'S DEATH?

RYAN SEACREST, THE NEW LITTLE BIG MAN IN PRIME-
Lilo to create the next For Love or Money.

Power Host Seacrest, has signed a new deal "on contract extension with Idol co-producer 19 Entertainment to continue to emcee the top series on TV."

His new three year deal, will continue to drive nemeses, Joel McHale and Kathy Griffin, green with homophobic envy-as he earn $45 million for taking shit from Simon Cowell. This raise "makes him one of the highest-paid reality hosts on television."

He only earned $5 million (this season) for his Idol work- around $100K an episode. The deal continues the host's challenge to produce a hit show, that's half as popular as TV's 8000 lb gorilla.

Meanwhile, Lindsey Lohan is ready to take charge- Sandy Bullock style- as she launches a chance "to create unforgettable TV and movie content with a new production company."Lilo and her 6126 brand co-owner Kristi Kaylor, (titled from Marilyn Monroe's birthday,) have started Unforgettable Prods.

First up, is a reality show, Faux Real, an Entourage for the fashionistas. Then, a big money,in-studio, dating game show "tentatively called That's What Friends Are For and then this "docu-cause" TV program that will made into "a charitable organization."

SARA PAXSON, THE HOTTIE OF THE CW'S LATEST, ULTRA WHITE, OXYGEN CHANNEL BASED SHOW.

JACKSON FAMILY SHOCKED AND WORRIED AT MJ'S DRUG USE. YEAH,RIGHT.

CSI:MIAMI TO REVISIT ITS OWN PAST.

CSI: Miami will kick off the new season, with a flashback show- set in 1997 that will explore how H. Caine, found his group of scientific regulators.

It is also rumored that the show will be shot "in Sepia." The show will also, explore the myth of Horatio's sunglasses.

PAULA ABDUL IS FINALZING HER DEAL, TO COME BACK ON IDOL.

Source: USA Today

Paula Abdul says she's optimistic about remaining as an American Idol judge and says the show has invited her back for a ninth season and beyond — subject to the negotiation of a new contract.

Abdul told The Associated Press in an interview on Monday in Atlanta that she's been invited to stay for the duration of the show. She was backstage at the new television show Drop Dead Diva, which premieres on July 12.

Abdul's contract, which expired after the eighth season, has not been renewed. There has been speculation that Abdul would be replaced by Kara DioGuardi, who was recently added as a judge.

The 47-year-old singer-dancer says she hopes a deal can be arranged so she can return to the hit show.

THE QUEEN OF POP SALUTES HER KING.

OPTIMUS PRIME V. DIEGO AND SID. PLUS, MJ'S PRIVATE FUNERAL.

BEYONCE TRIBUTES MJ, WHILE HIS GHOST BEGINS HAUNTING NEVERLAND.

HAYDEN PANETTIERE GOES TASTEFULLY NUDE- AS BETH COOPER


"If I can't flaunt it at 20, come on!," dared the now three-time cheerleader in Bring it On fashion."I mean I might as well show it now."


In I Love you Beth Cooper, Claire Bear plays the titular role, the high school grad /former cheerleader- whose love affair with recovering nerd, Denis Cooverman's (originated by Paul Rust) leads to a locker room scene, where the actress loses her
towel and goes Au natural.


Hayden P. : "It didn't bother me much,I think when the person who's doing it gets all uncomfortable and shy, then it's other people around who get more uncomfortable because they're uncomfortable. I mean I was fine – everyone was really
professional."


Still, Panettiere can have her bad days,as well."The older I get, the more comfortable I get with it," she continued, "but I still have my days where I don't feel great ... and I'm having my fat day where I have to put something baggy on and sweatpants. Or just with the way people perceive me. I have plenty of insecurities."


But Beth attempts continuing a robust lifestyle, "I have the
body that I have and that's not going to change," she uttered. "I try to
stay as healthy as I can."

LEO DICAPRIO'S EX, GISELLE'S RICH GIRL'S BIKINI BEACH.

A DERMATOLOGIST, MAYBE THE BIO-FATHER OF MJ'S KIDS.

JACKSON FAMILY NEED MORE TO WORK OUT PUBLIC/PRIVATE FUNERAL THEMES.

LILO GOES ON BIKINI RAMPAGE- IN SIN CITY.

HOW MICHEAL JACKSON'S DEATH, MAY SAVE AMERICA'S ECONOMY.

MICHEAL JACKSON'S LAWYER SHOWS HIS LOYALTY, BY TELLING ALL ABOUT HIS DRUG ISSUES.

ACQUITTED, KING OF POP SINGER ICON MICHEAL JACKSON LEAVES OUR PLANE OF EXISTENCE.
From those BASTARDS at the tmz website.


We've just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.


Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby
Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when
paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse
back.


A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived. A
cardiologist at UCLA tells TMZ Jackson died of cardiac arrest.


Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was
completely unresponsive.


We're told one of the staff members at Jackson's home called 911.


La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.


Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr.,
Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson

THE MOST FAMOUS OF THE ANGELS HAS RETURNED HOME-FAWCETT PASSES AWAY.
In Los Angeles-around 9:30 am, Farrah Fawcett, "whose stunning looks and blinding smile made her a pop icon of the 1970s, has died. She was 62." Paul Bloch, Her spokesman, stated she "died, Thursday morning at a Santa Monica hospital." The near 3 year battle with her evil cancer, was depicted in the docu-reality show Farrah's Story.

She rose to fame and wealth, "in 1976 as one-third of the crime-fighting trio in the" legendary faux-feminist action series, Charlie's Angeles. The popular poster of Fawcett "in a clingy" one-piece "swimsuit sold in the millions."

She left the show after one season, due to contract negotiations that went sour.She turned to more serious roles in the 1980s and 1990s, winning praise playing an abused wife roles The Burning Bed and Extremities. In the '90s,She made cameo roles with her ultimate boyfriend, Ryan O'Neil on the Larry Sanders show and attempted a sit-com with her enduring lover called Good Sports.

MEGAN FOX SELLS THE REVENGE OF THE FALLEN.

CURRENT BATS ATTENDS PUBLIC ENEMIES.

CHRIS BROWN OWNS UP TO HIS MISTAKE-PLEADS GUILTY TO ATTACKING RHIANNA.

BRYAN FULLER QUITS HEROES!
-Can't focus on dying show and his development deal, at once.
From EW.com

Just as Heroes was gaining some creative momentum comes word of
another setback: Bryan Fuller has vacated his post as consulting
producer.


The acclaimed Pushing Daisies auteur tells me that he left to focus on
developing new projects for NBC, and not (as some have speculated) due
to creative differences with series creator Tim Kring.


"I'm crafting two pilots right now and it's a lot of work," admits
Fuller, who has an overall deal with NBC. "It was just too hard to
[juggle] Heroes and my development; something had to give."


Fuller's exit was first reported by Herc at Ain't It Cool News.


Fuller returned to Heroes last December, shortly after ABC dropped the
ax on Daisies. Many (yours truly included) credited him with the
show's end-of-season creative rebirth.

JESSICA SIMPSON TO HOST NON-GAME SHOW VERSION OF TOP MODEL ON VH1.


From the Hollywood Reporter- Six years after she became a
breakout reality TV star with MTV's "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica,"
Jessica Simpson is returning to MTV Networks for a VH1 series targeted
for a 2010 launch.


"The Price of Beauty" will feature Simpson traveling the world to meet
regular women as well as some local pop culture icons. Simpson will
study local fashions, dietary fads and beauty regimes and even
participate in some of the extreme practices she discovers.


"I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence
will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some
women put on themselves to look perfect," said Simpson, who has gotten
a lot of attention for her new full figure which she has fully
embraced.


Shooting is set to begin in mid-July.

CELEBRITY Q AND A- MICHEAL CERA!

"You're pretty fucked up and I'm Micheal Cera!," said the beta male actor- with a busty Asian woman on each arm.

FRI-ENEMIES OLIVIA MUNN AND MORGAN WEBB, INTRO TEKKEN 6