DEATH AT A FUNERAL-THE BLACK EDITION.

IS JESSE JAMES- THE NEXT TIGER WOODS?

TV'S BLOND SHANNON DOHERTY-KATHERINE HEIGL QUITS HER HIT SHOW.

THE CAST OF HOT TUB TIME MACHINE SPEAKS!

IS DIVORCE IMMANENT? SANDRA BULLOCK IS NO SHOW IN GERMANY.

BEST FRIEND IN MR. HOLLAND'S OPUS THANKS SECURITY GUARD.
(Exclusive.)

A Latino, McRoberts security guard- at the Oscars (known only as Frank,) ended up helping the wife of actor and current day manager of the Kodak theatre, Jay Thomas.

The night of the big event, the woman's wife was dress impeccably. She got lost and needed to use the bathroom. The guard quickly, told her where to go and how to get back to the proceedings.

At the end of the event, Thomas and his wife walked back by- the metal detector where "Frank" was working. Thomas announced himself to the guard and, re-thanked him for helping his wife.

Weirdly, just an hour prior to this, a white male, Vegas lounge singer type- was thrown out by the cops. As he passed by a male, African American guard said, something about not being thrown out because of drugs.

BRAD PITT IS STILL KICK ASS!

ALICE WINS AT THE MULTIPLEX.

REAL NEWS: OBAMA'S FIRST ACCOMPLISHMENT AT PRES.-HEALTH CARE.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND CAMERON DIAZ WORK OUT IT ON BAD TEACHER.

ONE OF COREY HAIM'S LAST PUBLIC APPEARANCES.

SANDRA BULLOCK DELAYS LONDON VACATION,DUE TO ALLEGED CHEATING BY HUSBAND.

The Oscar-winner "pulled out of the London premiere of" The Blind Side after a "U.S. celebrity magazine published" that her rocking reality star hubby, Jesse James Pulled a Tiger woods against her.


Warner Bros just issued- this hastily prepared statement: "Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support 'The Blind Side' has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film," Bullock herself said in the message.

While this was being done, In Touch magazine ran "an interview with
a California model who claimed she had slept with Bullock's husband of
five years -while the actress was away in Atlanta filming- The Blind
Side last year."

Bullock "attributed much of her recent success to her
happiness at home." Is is thought, that she is victim of long running, Hollywood curse against actresses- whose either life or career has fallen apart (excluding Merly Streep) after coveting the award.

GET ASSALTED WITH ANGELINA J.-PITT.

CELEBRITY HOMOPHOBIA-SHERRY SHEPPARD. EXCLUSIVE!

This happened at the Hollywood and Highland plaza,one week before the Oscars. This is where Sandra Bullock, would make her impassioned award winning speech for the Blind Side about "no sexual orientation that makes us better than anyone else. We are all deserving of love."

The still rotund,yet flat Earth believing View co-host decided to use her lying ignorance- to attack a lone security for a lie. She wasn't going to give him- the right to defend himself and disprove the claim.

The ugly troll of a woman, locked eyes with the innocent quarry and remarked, "We all know your gay!" To the guard's surprise, an angelic Latina passing by (heard the exchange) and then said, "Your one to talk, since you believe the planet is flat.
Don't worry, we got your back!"

Then, her small group laughed- at the hypocrisy of this famous black woman. Since, she herself would normally be the victim of racism, had no right going after someone over gossip and homophobia. Especially, with Sheppard's Sarah Palin induced scientific knowledge of life, to judge strangers.

The portly, bigoted whore (with surprising rounded breasts) left without comment. It's truly nice- when real Americans defend each other from bullies, of hate and class meanace.

CELEB TV DECIDES TO BREAK J. LOVE AND JKX AGAIN.

ARE J. ANI AND G. BUTLER,JUST FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS OR TOTAL PUBLICITY?

THE TRUE STAR OF JENNIFER'S BODY,DRAPES HERSELF IN LACE LINGERIE.

BLACK EYED PEAS ROCK IT OUT.

CAN JERRY BRUCKHEIMER MAKE A RESPECTABLE- HIT VIDEO GAME MOVIE?

ONE OF THE TWO CORREYS (HAIM) IS DEAD AND PLAYING RACQUETBALL WITH BONER.

SEXY ZOE SALDANA LEADS- THE LOSERS.

LILO SUES E-COMMERCE SITE.

KEVIN COSTNER DOING, A HOFF IMPRESSION IN GERMANY.

IS MIMI WITH CHILD?

JOHNNY DEPP'S ALICE...

MEGAN FOX-IF SHE COULD ACT, LIKE SHE SCREWS...

IS THE HURT LOCKER BASED ON A TRUE STORY?

THE OSCARS ARE THIS SUNDAY!

GRANDDAD CARREY.

THOSE CRAZIES ARE SICK.

RICHARD MILLHOUSE STEBONE- IS FOUND DEAD IN CANADA.

Missing Growing Pains star, Andrew
Koenig's body- was found by Vancover police.

The cops found his remains in Stanley Park, about noon.

The star has been missing for over 11 days. The fuzz are conducting (as of this update) a news conference, where Bonner's real life parents- are
most likely going to attend.

IS TIGER WOODS, A SEX AND DRUG ADDICT?

SHANNON ELIZABETH AND TERI HATCHER BATTLE IN POKER TOURNAMENT.

HUGH GRANT'S EX,ACCIDENTALLY SHOWS HER BOOB IN PUBLIC.

SHEEN BEGINS REHAB STAY,FATE OF HIS SHOW IS SUSPENDED FOR NOW

Variety.com confirmed that Charlie Sheen has checked himself into rehab, at the suggestion of Stan Rosenfield who "released a statement confirming that the thespian has entered rehab."

Sheen halted production, in the middle of the 19th of 24 ordered shows for the season. Sheen's legal noose is tightening around his plea, in CO. on Mar. 15th court date. The D.A.is intending to come down hard on the actor,for attacking his wife Brooke Muller (also in rehab for crack use) with a knife- when both were drunk off their asses on Christmas Day, last year.

JULIE BENZ LIVES AGAIN ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES.

KATIE COURIC DISCUSS THE WOODS ADULTERY MESS.

CLAIRE BEAR LATEST BIKINI SHOOT.

CHUCK SHEEN IS ANGERED- ABOUT GOING BACK TO REHAB,AFTER HIS WIFE FINISHES HER STINT AT A BETTY FORD LIKE CLINIC.

Imnotobsessed.com stated that- "sources close" to his wife Brooke Mueller has suggested to Charlie Sheen should, "go back to rehab as well, but he's refusing to go."

CBS will have renegotiate Sheen's contract soon," an inside source said and the 2 1/2 Men star "doesn't think he has a problem and he's not going into rehab." Sheen's denial is common with most alcoholics. The source just hopes,
"Charlie will get the help he needs, and sooner rather than later."

"He is not going to rehab," the Sheen's rep added, "Who told him
to go to rehab? Correct answer: no one." The rep couldn't comment on the high blood alcohol count, when he was arrested and Sheen's openness about his dealing with alcoholism, until recently.

NEW BLACK CARD BABE INTROS TOY STORY 3

NICOLE RITCHIE CONTINUES TO DEBITCH-BUILDS PLAYGROUND FOR HOMELESS KIDS.

TRACY MORGAN:"BLACKS PEOPLE DON'T WATCH THE WINTER OLYMPICS."

DIRECTOR KEVIN SMITH CONFIRMS- BRUCE WILLIS IS A COP OUT!

BRANGELINA IN HAITI.

AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE AUDITIONS FOR BIKINI BEACH?

MEGAN FOX TO MAKE CROWD FORGET SHE CAN'T ACT- WITH MORE SEMI-NUDE SHOTS.

THE NEW SILK SPECTRE, ON HOW SHE MET TED.

DID JOHN MAYER HAVE "CRAZY SEX" WITH JESSICA SIMPSON ON DRUGS?

NBC CONTINUES TO USE PAST IDEAS, TO PROP UP THEIR PRESENT.
-YOU KNOW,PAUL REISER: HIS NEW MAD IDEA IS ABOUT ANOTHER SITCOM.

From Deadline Hollywood
EXCLUSIVE: The last time Paul Reiser created a sitcom that was picked up by NBC, it was the major hit Mad About You and ran from 1992 all the way to 1999 on the network. So it's understandable if NBC is feeling somewhat nostalgic for Reiser's product. Now I've learned that last night the network picked up a Warner Bros pilot that was written by and stars Paul Reiser who also will executive produce. There's no official announcement about this yet. But the deal for this single-camera filmed series is said to be "big".

DR. MURRAY CHARGED OFFICIALLY WITH HIS CRIME.

IS SANDY BULLOCK TURNING INTO THE CUNT,JULIA ROBERTS ALWAYS SAID SHE WAS?

DRUGS,PNEUMONIA AND RECENT BAD BOX OFIICES RETURNS- KILLED BRITTANY MURPHY.

NICK JONAS JOKINGLY SLAMS ROB DYLAN.

MEL GIBSON LASHES OUT, OVER HIS ANTI-SEMITIC TIRADE

WE ARE THE WORLD...NEWS NOW!

LEO DICAPRIO TALKS ABOUT MAKING MYST INTO A MOVIE OR SOMETHING.

ALL SHE WANTS TO DO,IS GO THE GRAMMYS.

FROM PARIS WITH LOVE,THE LATEST ON MARIAH CAREY

O 'BRIEN:8 MONTHS BEHIND A MASSIVE FUCK-UP.

CAN JERRY SHAW DEFEAT GORDON GECKO, LIKE SOME NEW JACK BUD FOX?

SEMI CONFIRMATION ABOUT THE BRANGELINA SPLIT.

MEL GIBSON FINALLY APOLOGIZES TO POWERFUL JEWS- THROUGH HUMOR.

JACK BAUER FALLS FOR CATTLE FUTURES SCAM.

IS PLAYER GERALD BUTLER- SCREWING JESSICA SIMPSON AND JENNIFER ANISTON?

WILL MARISA TOMEI "SHAKE AND BAKE" WITH THE WALK HARD STAR.

LIES ABOUT BRAD AND ANGIE BREAKING UP AGAIN:TAKE WHATEVER.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON KILLS NEAR THE ED SULLIVAN THEATRE.

RHIANNA MAKES ANOTHER GREAT BOYFRIEND CHOICE.

DID ANGIE JOLIE CHEAT ON BRAD PITT?

ROB ESTES JOINS JENNIE GARTH IN LEAVING 90210.

West Bevery HAS lost its school counselor, and the principal.

Zap2it confirmed that Rob Estes' Harry Wilson, "will be
written out of the show by season's end." The loss will affect:
Annie (Shenae Grimes) Dixon (Tristan Wilds) and his wife Debbie
(Lori Loughlin.)This will force the family, to adapt to being the working class family- in the richest zip code in the nation.

Estes' PR rep gave this statement:

"I wish the show, cast and crew nothing but the best. I am looking forward to
spending time with my kids and exploring other opportunities." Estes is leaving over the lack of raise,despite the show's modest success.


Estes "apparently leaves 90210 on good terms with producers and with The CW" and is negotiation to appear as an undead on the Vampire Diaries.

GLENN BECK IS WORRIED OVER SARAH PALIN'S SUCCESS AT FOX NEWS.

Beck is "concerned" that FNC heads- so love Sarah's slutty,yet wholesome attributes that are driving ratings, but she won't consent to being on with Beck. The network is hot to give her own show and Beck's time slot was mentioned in passing.

"Sarah is the new flavor of the month at Fox. All the bosses love her. She's an
incredibly strong woman who finds a way of getting what she wants," Beck's insider
reiterated. "Glenn has convinced himself that it's his 5 p.m. slot that Sarah
has her eye on."

Beck has decided to face-off with Palin, in an Anne Boleyn Vs. King Henry VIII scenario, "Glenn thinks of himself as the King and isn't going to be replaced by a Queen without a fight."

Beck forgets that Sarah "is solely as an analyst," though a ratings "powerhouse" by
"appearing on (other) shows hosted by other Fox anchors".

HOW DENZEL AND MILA KUNIS ALMOST TOOK DOWN AVATAR.

SONY NAMES THE NEW DIRECTOR OF SPIDER MAN: TEEN YEARS.

A LISTERS GO TEAM COCO (OUTSIDE THE DRAMA, CONAN IS AN A-HOLE) AT NBC'S LATE NIGHT DEBACLE.

A CHARLIE ROSE ROUND TABLE ON LATE NIGHT YAKKERS.

WILL CHRISTIANS TURN UP FOR THE BOOK OF ELI.

IS LILO'S NEW SEX TAPE ABOUT TO SAVE HER CAREER?

CONAN'S ARROGANT ASS, PLAYS DEAL OR NO DEAL FOR HIS JOB.

THE WAGONS CIRCLE FOR DR. CONRAD MURRAY.

MEGAN FOX SLUTS IT UP FOR ARMANI!

LETTERMAN DISCUSSES- THAT PUNK LENO AND CRY-BABY ASS O'BRIEN.

DAMN YOU, SONY!! CHEAPO "REBOOT" FEVER INFESTS SPIDERMAN. DIRECTOR RAIMI OUT AND MCGUIRE AND DUNST ARE FIRED!

SANDI BULLOCK TALKS ABOUT HELPING FOLKS- WHICH HELPED HER TO DEFEAT NEMESIS JULIA ROBERTS, AT THE BOX OFFICE.

LENO RETURNS TO LATE NIGHT, CONAN AND FALLON ARE DEMOTED (OFFICIALLY.)

HOW IS CHUCK SHEEN IS HANDLING HIS AFFAIRS?

A VIVID PORN TAPE, OF TIGER SPORTING HIS WOOD?

HAS THE NEW CHUCK PUT JOHN CASEY OUT OF A JOB?

MEDIA STILL STALKING THE TIGER.

CHUCK EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED AT STUPID MORGAN'S BACHELOR PARTY.

EX FRIEND LISA KUDROW, BULLIES COURTNEY COX IN HER COUGAR TOWN.

KIM KARSADHIAN'S 2011 CALENDER?

THE MAKING OF GREEK GODS

TIGER LOSES HIS CELL PHONE MONEY.

NICK CAGE BIO-SHOCKS US ALL,AS A KICK ASS BIG DADDY.

ROB DOWNEY JR.,RACHEL McADAMS AND SOME BRITISH GUY- MARVEL AT HOLMES MODERN SUCCESS!

FERGIE MAY HAVE PISSED HERSELF, AT HER OWN CONCERT.

The musician- Fergie stated, “That won’t happen again.I make a point now of visiting the bathroom at least once before I go on stage.It sounds obvious but sometimes it’s the simple things you forget to do.”

Showbiz Spy said, the Black Eyed Peas front woman (who also appears in the slutty, musical Nine)"was caught" in a solo at her concert "leaving her with a tell-tale wet patch."

Stacy Ferguson surmized that -despite being cheated upon a stripper whore by her husband, former Las Vegas stud Josh Dumamel- said accidentally doing a No. 1- in front her fans, was the “most embarrassing moment of my life”.

“I think everyone has seen the pictures on the Internet when I didn’t use the bathroom before I went on stage,” she continued. “We were doing Let’s Get It Started and I was jumping all over.. Yeah, I should have used the toilet before I went on stage."

CHUCK SHEEN ATTACKED HIS WIFE, CHRIS BROWN STYLE.

"FOR MEN EVERYWHERE:" MERRY SLUTMAS!





ALLEGED FAT BURGER BIGOT, AMY POHLER- IS A LYING, CHIPMUNK SOUNDING BITCH! ( WITH FOOTAGE RECORDED.)

KIM KARDASHIAN'S HOT AND TAWDRY BURGER AD.

SIMON COWELL FINDS IDOL "JUST DREADFUL," ENOUGH TO LEAVE. HE'LL START THE X FACTOR IN 2011(ISN'T THAT AMERICA'S GOT TALENT?)

Tony Cowell, the author and brother- of the caustic bastard, said Simon is preparing a press release- to confirm his departure of America's # 1 show,after this season. This is after failing, in repeated attempts to get current host Ryan Seacrest fired.

Cowell is determined to get the Factor on, because he would host and be the key judge, even though the format doesn't differ all that much from Idol or Talent.

Simon Cowell told Fox TV head executive Peter Rice about this, two months ago. At that time, he said he'd like to start taping Factor episodes "in Los Angeles in September 2011 for broadcast on Fox." Fox PR dept. refused comment, about the Idol overseas statement.

"UNCLE HANK!! I NOW KNOW, WHAT HEAVEN OR HELL, IS LIKE."

THE WOODS DIVORCE IS ON.

NEW AMERICANIZED SHERLOCK HOLMES SHOW OFF IN THE U.K.

ROB PATTINSON MAY DIE FROM FAN'S INFECTION.

WAS LETTERMAN COERCISED INTO KEEPING THE A-ROD/KATE HUDSON BREAK-UP SECRET?