RADIO HOMEBOY RYAN SEACREST FINALLY GETS BRITNEY SPEARS TO ANSWER AMERICA.
-Admits doesn't know (or much care) about how often she sees her kids

OPRAH ON SELF FINANCED BAD TEACHING AND LARRY,THE CABLE GUY HAS A LITTLE BASTARD.

DIRECTOR MEL GIBSON AT THE ARC LIGHT THEATRE, ENJOYING AMERICAN GANGSTER.

OWEN WILSON 1ST PUBLIC EVENT, SINCE HIS SUICIDE.

IS PARIS HILTON ACTUALLY WORKING FOR A LIVING?
-Did Hugh Hefner give a good tip?

UNSUCCESSFUL WONDER WOMAN, JESSICA BIEL--PULLS A BRITNEY--AND ATTACK PAPS WITH AN UMBRELLA.

At a Santa Monica,CA yoga studio today--while proceeding to her vehicle, got upset at one of the photogs her near her. Biel screamed at him, "to not get close to her and to get a real job."

She then allegedly--tried to whack him with a umbrella, with a crazed look in her in eyes. Fortunately, Biel didn't display any weird, bald girl energy-the Lucky one gleamed from Star Trek 1.

ADAM SANDLER TO DONATE $1 MILLION TO KIDS & BRITNEY ACES PARENTING CLASS

THE DIRTY GIRL TREATS HER HUSBAND BADLY,WHILE SHOPPING FOR NEW BABY.

KICKIN' IT...WITH LINDSAY LOHAN.

BRITNEY-WATCH CONTINUES: SPEARS FEND OFF EVIL PAPARAZZI AT BEVERLY CENTER PLAZA

BRITNEY SPEARS REFUSES TO PAY HER BACKUP DANCERS, FROM MTV'S VMA FIASCO.

MARIE OSMOND FALLS ON HER ASS, DURING ROUTINE ON BERGERON'S DANCEFEST.

POPCORN STORIES: CARL WEATHERS

 HONESTY IS HIS POLICY
(APOLLO CREED FROM THE ROCKY MOVIES,FINAL SEASON OF IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT: THE TV EDITION.)

The tall action celeb, had graced a local West side LA,CA movie theatre--with his presence. After purchasing his items and receiving his change, The Predator co-star realized something was amiss. The cashier had given him 5 cents more change then he expected, after the cashier found out who Chubs Peterson really was.

The Ex-champ gave him back, the ill gotten nickel and the cashier kindly thanked -the African-American Acting legend. After that, the comely tough guy--coolly made his way to the theatre to enjoy his flick. Afterwards, he returned to work as the voice over star of an upcoming animated version of HBO's "Spawn."

JOHN TRAVOLTA GIVES HIS TAKE ON LOCAL MALIBU FIRES.

IN BED WITH THE JANE AUSTIN BOOK CLUB AND CARRIE KEAGAN.

BRITNEY SPEARS LOST IN HER OWN WORLD AGAIN

LINDSEY LOHAN BACK IN LOS ANGELES. MOMS, LOCK UP YOUR SONS.

EMILE HIRSCH TALKS ABOUT HIS ART HOUSE HIT, INTO THE WILD & WRAPPING SPEED RACER.

P.DIDDY FOLLOWS O.J. INTO COURT.
-CRIMINAL CHARGES PENDING.

EXCLUSIVE: BRITNEY SPEARS GIVES STATEMENT B4 SURRENDERING TO THE HOT FUZZ.

ANTI-JEWISH VIDEO SQUASHED BY ASPEN PUBLIC ACCESS TV, WITH MESSAGES THAT ONLY MEL GIBSON COULD APPRICATE.

Grass Roots TV board leader Alan Feldman told the media, he has banned a video made by an Australian firm-- that renders the Holocaust a lie and claims the that gas chambers through a fumigant chemical known as Zyklon B saved lives.

The controversy is based in Aspen, CO… a liberal Mecca for the rich and hip-- who vacation and ski there--where trapped in the most conservative state,
in the nation. The state’s extreme anti gay and sex crimes laws are largely targeted, against the few minorities that live or visit the area (the Kobe Bryant case.)

The “Very offensive” docudrama is title "Judea Declares War on Germany: A Critical
Look at World War II" and it has been making its way across the
Internet for some time now.

Feldman denied the video because, “"Especially with my background. I'm Jewish. My family was murdered in the Holocaust." The station will return to running-- popular local football games and local theater productions, in the meantime.

HIT AND RUN VICTIM OF BRITNEY SPEARS TALKS-EXCLUSIVE!!

GISELLE IN BIKINI FROM THE FUTURE

KID ROCK BLASTS TWO TIME WIFE PAM ANDERSON.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA TAKES ON THE NIGHTLIFE,AFTER WINNING WAR WITH BRITNEY (IN MARRIAGE & AND AS OF NOW CAREER.)

JANET JACKSON, BACK IN OPRAH MODE.
-She's apparently lost the weight and is svelte again.

HILLARY DUFF READY TO DO THE NASTY, WITH A BLACK GUY IN GREATA.

Hilary Duff will take the Julia Styles route (O, Save the Last Dance) and be Greata, currently being filmed in New Jersey. The cook (newcomer Evan Ross) is an African-American-- whose summer romance with his waitress must overcome racism-- when it rears its ugly head in the form of her grandparents (Mike Murphy & Ellen Burstyn.)

The film is unfortunately going to be somewhat typical, as the too hot love scenes are allegedly being toned down and the cook will have a criminal record. Another music video vet, Nancy Bardawil, directs the flick.

DANNY BOUNADUCE KICKS PRO WRESTLER ASS.

ABIGAIL WHISTLER A LIAR!? JESSICA BIEL FLIPS BIRD TO PARADISE ISLAND.

The Illusionist beauty has bolted from the Justice League project. Sources close to her agent cite that she didn't like locking up her life--for a three movie deal via the X Men/Spider Man clause & perhaps noted the fans' reaction to her possible casting, that may have angered her.

Therefore, the usual suspects return to the short list: Cameron Diaz, Demi Moore, plus audtioning You Tube actressses, and Angel alum Charisma Carpenter.

JORJA FOX LEAVING LAS VEGAS!
-Quits #1 Crime Drama, due bad contract talks this summer.

From dixiechik & Media Life Magazine:

"Jorja Fox, who has played Sara Sidle on "CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation" since it first aired in 2000, is leaving the show after
this season's seventh episode in November. Fox's departure comes after a
less-than-promising stretch of negotiations, though her character did
survive last season’s cliffhanger on last week’s season opener."