IS MOVIE PRODUCER TRACY EDMOUNDS, READY FOR EDDIE??

INVISIBLE WOMAN TO WED AND STILL GIVE BIRTH

BARRON HILTON,GRANDFATHER OF PARIS, WILL GIVE $2.3 BILLION TO CHARITY (INCLUDING HER SHARE.)

Paris will still see $5 million--after the the bulk of the funds go "to help the homeless with housing, find safe water in developing countries and assist other good causes around the world." This is down from $95 million (pre-sex tape) with the old man clearly punishing the so-called, calculating slut.

As a reality TV star and a party circuit magnate, Paris will still See about $6 million per year, as Barron declared--as readied the money (97% of his net worth)for the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation,"and I am proud to follow my father's example."

A FAKE,SAPPHIC JOKE PHOTO BY HANNAH MONTANA, COULD LEAD 2 LATEST SCANDAL ON KIDS TV.

Miley Cyrus proved her fans--have little sense of humor, with clearly joke intended pseudo-kiss with licorice (Lady and the Tramp style) between the tween icon and a unknown friend.

After the Jamie Lynn Spears baby bombshell and That's So Raven star, Raven Simone becoming teen Oprah with her up-and-down weight gain, they may not be able to take any more.

THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE BACK....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

NICOLE RITCHIE GIVES BACK BIG TO AVERAGE FOLKS.

FORMER O.C-ER MISCHA BARTON, OFF TO THE GREY BAR HOTEL.

LILO'S EX DRUGGIE BOY-TOY TELLS ALL.

WILL SMITH SETS RECORD STRAIGHT ON WEIRD HITLER REMARKS.

KATIE HOLMES TELLS ALL WHAT DREW TOM CRIUSE TO HER.

"BREAKING NEWS!" HILARY DUFF BITCHES OUT ON BLACK, FOX NEWS NET PHOTOG--IN HOUSTON.
(AT HER PARENTS DIVORCE HEARING)

SOME SAG AWARD AND EVE MENDES NAKED NEWS.

JOSH GROBIN TOPS THE CHART (WITH NO RADIO AIRPLAY) AND WHO IS LILY ALLEN??
PLUS, DENZEL WASHINGTON DEBATE MOVIE GETS A SNEAK PEAK.

ESPN ANCHOR/STUMP THE SCHWAB HOST, STUART SCOTT HAS CANCER.

CHRIS O' DONNELL BUSY WITH FIFTH CHILD AND AMY WINEHOUSE SAYS NO X 3-- TO LONDON POLICE.

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS STEALS SPOTLIGHT, AWAY FROM SISTER: THE 16 YR. OLD IS PREGNANT.

ALEC BALDWIN TO HELP TURN DAKOTA FANNING'S SISTER, IN A LEGAL ADULT IN NEW CAMERON DIAZ DRAMA.

From Movieweb.com:
According to Variety, Alec Baldwin (30 Rock) will join Cameron Diaz, Dakota Fanning and Elle Fanning in My Sister's Keeper, the Nick Cassavetes-directed adaptation of the Jodi Picoult novel for New Line.

Baldwin will play the attorney who represents a child (Elle Fanning) after she sues her parents for emancipation on the grounds they bred her to be a genetic match who could prolong the life of her cancer-ridden sister (Dakota Fanning). The girl's mother (Diaz) is a former trial lawyer and represents herself in court.

JAY LENO AND CONAN O' BRIEN DECIDE TO SCAB FOR NBC DURING STRIKE WATCH.

PAMMIE AND RICK SOLOMAN DECIDE NOW--TO WORK IT OUT.

I AM LEGEND IS SO AT THE BOX OFFICE!

CELEB TV.COM EXCLUSIVE: PAM ANDERSON FILED 4 DIVORCE--AFTER 72 HRS OF MARRIAGE.

DAVID LETTERMAN TO USE HIS "INDEPENDENT" STATUS, TO REACH MINI-DEAL WITH THE WRITER'S GUILD.

HAYDEN PANETTIERE & DON CHEADLE ARE AMERICA'S NATIONAL TREASURE 2

BRITNEY S. OPTS OUT OF COURT AND IKE TURNER DECIDES TO LEAVE THE PLANET. TINA TURNER ALLEGEDLY HAPPY.

WHAT A SURPRISE. TONY PARKER MAY HAVE ALREADY CHEATED ON NEW HOUSEWIFE, EVE LONGORIA.

INTO THE WILD HONORED.PLUS, ARE WILL SMITH AND TOM CRUISE ABOUT TO MAKE A MOVIE TOGETHER?

JESSICA ALBA'S BODY, TO TAKE IN NEW RESIDENT.

PRO BITCH, JANICE DICKENSON ATTACKS TYRA BANKS.

JULIA ROBERTS AND TOM HANKS ENGAGEMENT TO END A WAR.

STRIKE WATCH GOES ON AND OPRAH STUMPS FOR BARACK OBAMA.

WIFE OF A TIGER WINS BIG IN COURT: AN APOLOGY AND CASH.

BRITNEY STEALS!

SCARLETT JOHANSSEN FIGHTS BACK AGAINST COWARDLY LIES.

BIG TIME SHOOPING WITH CARMEN ELECTRA AND LINDSEY LOHAN

DARTH MAUL WILL BE SNAKE EYES IN DIRECTOR STEVEN SOMMER'S G.I. JOE FLICK.

Thespian Ray Park will play Snake Eyes, the popular Joe team member who only has eyes for his second-in-command Scarlett, in the new movie.

His identity is top secret and been altered every single time in previous incarnation of the TV cartoon. X-men's Toad will play the role with a direct link to the Storm Shadow character that will impact the the movie and his relationship with Scarlett (love triangle, brothers?)

Also, /Film indicated that, Sienna Miller play the baroness for the Cobras defending evil from the ever widening forces of good.

BRITNEY SPEARS GIVES EXTENSIVE COMMENTS WHILE PUMPING GAS.

DENNIS QUAID TO AVENGE HIS CHILDREN'S ILLNESS, IN COURT

CLAIRE-BEAR BENNET AT THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL.

SWEENEY TODD SHOULD GO AFTER DON IMUS.

GREY'S IZZIE GOES NEAR NUDE AGAIN!

LOOK WHO'S PLAYING WONDER WOMAN AND BATMAN NOW, IN THE NEW JUSTICE LEAGUE FILM.

According to Empire Online and IESB, HAVE FOUND confirmation linking obscure model Megan Gale in receiving the part of Wonder Woman, and acting newcomer Armie Hammer will be the sub-Batman (after Christian Bale,Micheal Keaton and Val Kilmer, of course. I don't count George Cloonley, as his role was the aberration that killed the franchise.)

Hammer, 6' 5", has been on shows like,Desperate Housewives and Veronica Mars. It has been said his square jaw and intimidating features "work perfectly beneath the Batman's cape and cowl."

Gale is a Australian model, who had worked in the Jessica Biel mega-bomb Stealth "as Dr. Orbit's secretary(?)." While lacking the Amazonian lady's comely, but regal "aura," apparently she seem to the "right look" for the iconic role.

Still, in light of the writer's strike--there has been no official confirmation from Warner Bros. or Director George "Max Mad: Beyond Thundrdome" Miller.

Yet, more names continue to be fielded for both parts--with G4's Attack of the Show co-host, Olivia Munn and former Charmed one, Rose McGowan getting serious looks at the American Fighting beauty. While, Adam Brody may become the Flash--in this pan and Singer Common Be...coming the Green Lantern.

BRAD PITT GIVES BACK TO HURRICANE KATRINA VICTIMS.

CHRISTIAN BALE IS NOW JOHN CONNOR, AS WELL AS BATMAN.

LINDSEY LOHAN DINES AT BOSSA NOVA IN WESTWOOD,CA.

BRIT DENIES LATEST PREGNANCY RUMORS

PAM ANDERSON RETIRES FROM....HEPATITIS...SO BAD ITS GOOD TV SHOWS?!

K-FED AND BRIT, STILL AT EACH OTHER IN COURT.

RUSSELL CROWE WANTS TO BE IN STATE OF PLAY.
-If he gets it, Brad Pitt is gone and maybe sued by Universal Pictures.

Pitt left, because he thought the shooting script was garbage and the studio rushed the production of the film- when the writer's strike started. Since, Pitt wasn't about to do "struck" work, he walked off the project. Universal may consider this- a breach of his contract and go after the popular actor in court.

Meanwhile, Russell only has until the end of this week to make a decision. If he declines, all the actors and staff will be released from their contract. Plus, the American Gangster hero's schedule is too tight with a Robin Hood Redex (Nottingham) with director Ridley Scott starting early next year.

HULK-A-MANIA DIVORCED FROM REALITY AND HANNAH MONTANA CELEBRATES LIFE WITH HER FANS.

STRIKE WATCH: WEEK 3 FOR WRITERS CONTINUES

THE FREQUENCY OF AN APOLOGY-DENNIS QUAID'S NEW BABIES.

B. SPEARS HIRES DRIVER,FINALLY?

GIFTED MUSICIAN KANYE WEST BREAKS DOWNS OVER HIS MOM'S TRAGEDY

LILO IN JAIL KINDA, AND EVIL FISHERMAN TRYING TO KILL ECO-HERO
HAYDEN PANETTIERE.

BRITNEY SPEARS CONTINES TO F-UP IN COURT AND DENNIS QUAID GETS TWINS.

LILO AFTER AN ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETING.

BORAT AT BORDERS, IN WEST L.A.

ANGIE AND BRAD WORK THE BEOWULF ENCOUNTER.

TUESDAY'S USUAL SUSPECTS: BRANGELINA AND STEVEN COLBERT

DENZEL AND RUSSELL RULE BOX OFFICE. STRIKE WATCH BEGINS.

OPRAH'S BEAUTY SHOP.

BRIT AND K-FED'S SPENDING HABITS: PRICELESS

LOVELY, HEROIC TV CHEERLEADER TRIES TO SAVES DOLPHINS.
-The regenerative sweetheart even paddle on a surfboard
to thwart Sylar based Fisherman.

Hayden Panettiere, got in a painful scene in Japan (modern era) to help some of God's creatures.

The fisherman were trying to drive a pod of blue dolphins into a cove and slaughter them. The barely legal star--then swam over to the dolphins on her surfboard, to save them. As she neared them, the fishing boat threatened to cut the NBC beauty and her fellow team mates to pieces, with the propeller on the boat. Then, the bastards for an instant tried to stab at them--with the boat hook.

After 10 minutes, Panettiere's crew gave up and went back to the beach. Apparently, the distraught Bring It On: 3 star--cried mercifully upon returning to shore.

"LILO" JACK STYLES FOR THE MEDIA, WHILE LEAVING HOT CLUB.

HILARY SWANK CUTS BABY DOLL LOCKS, IN FIGHT AGAINST CANCER

RADIO HOMEBOY RYAN SEACREST FINALLY GETS BRITNEY SPEARS TO ANSWER AMERICA.
-Admits doesn't know (or much care) about how often she sees her kids

OPRAH ON SELF FINANCED BAD TEACHING AND LARRY,THE CABLE GUY HAS A LITTLE BASTARD.

DIRECTOR MEL GIBSON AT THE ARC LIGHT THEATRE, ENJOYING AMERICAN GANGSTER.

OWEN WILSON 1ST PUBLIC EVENT, SINCE HIS SUICIDE.

IS PARIS HILTON ACTUALLY WORKING FOR A LIVING?
-Did Hugh Hefner give a good tip?

UNSUCCESSFUL WONDER WOMAN, JESSICA BIEL--PULLS A BRITNEY--AND ATTACK PAPS WITH AN UMBRELLA.

At a Santa Monica,CA yoga studio today--while proceeding to her vehicle, got upset at one of the photogs her near her. Biel screamed at him, "to not get close to her and to get a real job."

She then allegedly--tried to whack him with a umbrella, with a crazed look in her in eyes. Fortunately, Biel didn't display any weird, bald girl energy-the Lucky one gleamed from Star Trek 1.

ADAM SANDLER TO DONATE $1 MILLION TO KIDS & BRITNEY ACES PARENTING CLASS

THE DIRTY GIRL TREATS HER HUSBAND BADLY,WHILE SHOPPING FOR NEW BABY.

KICKIN' IT...WITH LINDSAY LOHAN.

BRITNEY-WATCH CONTINUES: SPEARS FEND OFF EVIL PAPARAZZI AT BEVERLY CENTER PLAZA

BRITNEY SPEARS REFUSES TO PAY HER BACKUP DANCERS, FROM MTV'S VMA FIASCO.

MARIE OSMOND FALLS ON HER ASS, DURING ROUTINE ON BERGERON'S DANCEFEST.

POPCORN STORIES: CARL WEATHERS

 HONESTY IS HIS POLICY
(APOLLO CREED FROM THE ROCKY MOVIES,FINAL SEASON OF IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT: THE TV EDITION.)

The tall action celeb, had graced a local West side LA,CA movie theatre--with his presence. After purchasing his items and receiving his change, The Predator co-star realized something was amiss. The cashier had given him 5 cents more change then he expected, after the cashier found out who Chubs Peterson really was.

The Ex-champ gave him back, the ill gotten nickel and the cashier kindly thanked -the African-American Acting legend. After that, the comely tough guy--coolly made his way to the theatre to enjoy his flick. Afterwards, he returned to work as the voice over star of an upcoming animated version of HBO's "Spawn."

JOHN TRAVOLTA GIVES HIS TAKE ON LOCAL MALIBU FIRES.

IN BED WITH THE JANE AUSTIN BOOK CLUB AND CARRIE KEAGAN.

BRITNEY SPEARS LOST IN HER OWN WORLD AGAIN

LINDSEY LOHAN BACK IN LOS ANGELES. MOMS, LOCK UP YOUR SONS.

EMILE HIRSCH TALKS ABOUT HIS ART HOUSE HIT, INTO THE WILD & WRAPPING SPEED RACER.

P.DIDDY FOLLOWS O.J. INTO COURT.
-CRIMINAL CHARGES PENDING.

EXCLUSIVE: BRITNEY SPEARS GIVES STATEMENT B4 SURRENDERING TO THE HOT FUZZ.

ANTI-JEWISH VIDEO SQUASHED BY ASPEN PUBLIC ACCESS TV, WITH MESSAGES THAT ONLY MEL GIBSON COULD APPRICATE.

Grass Roots TV board leader Alan Feldman told the media, he has banned a video made by an Australian firm-- that renders the Holocaust a lie and claims the that gas chambers through a fumigant chemical known as Zyklon B saved lives.

The controversy is based in Aspen, CO… a liberal Mecca for the rich and hip-- who vacation and ski there--where trapped in the most conservative state,
in the nation. The state’s extreme anti gay and sex crimes laws are largely targeted, against the few minorities that live or visit the area (the Kobe Bryant case.)

The “Very offensive” docudrama is title "Judea Declares War on Germany: A Critical
Look at World War II" and it has been making its way across the
Internet for some time now.

Feldman denied the video because, “"Especially with my background. I'm Jewish. My family was murdered in the Holocaust." The station will return to running-- popular local football games and local theater productions, in the meantime.

HIT AND RUN VICTIM OF BRITNEY SPEARS TALKS-EXCLUSIVE!!

GISELLE IN BIKINI FROM THE FUTURE

KID ROCK BLASTS TWO TIME WIFE PAM ANDERSON.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA TAKES ON THE NIGHTLIFE,AFTER WINNING WAR WITH BRITNEY (IN MARRIAGE & AND AS OF NOW CAREER.)

JANET JACKSON, BACK IN OPRAH MODE.
-She's apparently lost the weight and is svelte again.

HILLARY DUFF READY TO DO THE NASTY, WITH A BLACK GUY IN GREATA.

Hilary Duff will take the Julia Styles route (O, Save the Last Dance) and be Greata, currently being filmed in New Jersey. The cook (newcomer Evan Ross) is an African-American-- whose summer romance with his waitress must overcome racism-- when it rears its ugly head in the form of her grandparents (Mike Murphy & Ellen Burstyn.)

The film is unfortunately going to be somewhat typical, as the too hot love scenes are allegedly being toned down and the cook will have a criminal record. Another music video vet, Nancy Bardawil, directs the flick.

DANNY BOUNADUCE KICKS PRO WRESTLER ASS.

ABIGAIL WHISTLER A LIAR!? JESSICA BIEL FLIPS BIRD TO PARADISE ISLAND.

The Illusionist beauty has bolted from the Justice League project. Sources close to her agent cite that she didn't like locking up her life--for a three movie deal via the X Men/Spider Man clause & perhaps noted the fans' reaction to her possible casting, that may have angered her.

Therefore, the usual suspects return to the short list: Cameron Diaz, Demi Moore, plus audtioning You Tube actressses, and Angel alum Charisma Carpenter.

JORJA FOX LEAVING LAS VEGAS!
-Quits #1 Crime Drama, due bad contract talks this summer.

From dixiechik & Media Life Magazine:

"Jorja Fox, who has played Sara Sidle on "CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation" since it first aired in 2000, is leaving the show after
this season's seventh episode in November. Fox's departure comes after a
less-than-promising stretch of negotiations, though her character did
survive last season’s cliffhanger on last week’s season opener."

IS JESSICA BIEL THE NEXT WONDER WOMAN?



The Blade: Trinity star is in final negotiations to star as the seminal, perfect amazon in the upcoming Justice League (AKA The Super-Friends) film.

It was rumored that Cameron Diaz--was also a finalist for the part. She may even had a screen test done. Remember when Diaz went brunette some time ago,and displayed a sexy, exotic look to her (not unlike Diana Prince.)

Diaz may have bolted when she learned, she had to share screen time with other heroes--instead of starring in her own WW movie. This opened the door for Biel, who also has a great body and is already trained in stunt and marital art work.

The Ex 7th Heaven beauty, may have been doing some stealth auditing too. In the successful, but critically maligned I Now Pronounce You- Chuck and Larry she was dressed in a cat woman (Michelle Pfeiffer era)outfit and the infamous scene where she's walking around in power boots and a sweaty bikini (B4 letting Adam Sandler touch her boobs.)

Warner Bros. refused to confirmed this, until all casting options were exhausted. This included all the male hero roles, as current stars of the Batman Begins and Superman Returns tent-pole films (Chrtistian Bale & Brandon Routh respectively) will not reprise their roles here.

ABC-TV REVERSES ITSELF!! IT WILL BRING BACK CYNTHIA WATROS 4 MORE LOST.

Lost executive producer Carlton Cuse proclaimed that- Hurley's deceased true love will return, to fill in the missing pieces of her role and her loving time with the big lotto winner.

"We could not be more pleased. Cynthia is a smart and engaging actor, and [executive producer] Damon [Lindelof] and I have some very cool parts of her story left to tell," stated Cuse.

No word on whether violent bi-sexual, Michelle Rodriguez (hated L.A. cop Ana-Lucia Cortez) would return.

Off-Topic: Does anyone else think Evangeline Lilly dropped a dime on Rodriguez and Watros that night they got drunk....when she realized they were getting all her press and magazine covers(that year??)Please comment, if u will.

THE JUICE IS FORMALLY CHARGED IN LAS VEGAS.

SARAH SILVERMAN EATS CHEESE (IN A BIKINI)WITH JEFF GARLIN FOR CARRIE KEEGAN.

NEW SEGMENT-
POPCORN STORIES:

Kate Winslet: Titanic Whinnier
EXCLUSIVE!


The Titanic assed star, who is Lilliputian in height- arrogantly,went into a local LA,CA theatre.She acted like a typical, self-entitled British bitch.

Her boyfriend tried to order for the both of them. She began constantly complaining about everything and everyone around. She's mad that she hasn't had a true hit,since art house fave, Eternal Sunshine...with Jim Carrey, 3 years ago. Everyone cringed,after about three minutes of ranting,finally went to the upstairs restroom to finished getting pissed apparently.

While upstairs she exited the bathroom, a theatre employee went by and she attacked him for being allegedly being gay, "F*&^ing poofter" (British slang for gay.)The alleged cunt, was wrong and had no evidence--to support such a charge.

So, their gay manager responded a few weeks later--with the straight owners agreeing and decided to remove her totally, underselling DVD, Little Children. The disc has been selling at or near zero, for the past six months now.