SNEAK PEEK OF THIS SUNDAY'S DEXTER!!

AN UNSTOPPABLE PREMIERE



COMIC ASS ADAM SANDLER FAKES-A-DATE WITH JENNIFER ANISTON

...TWO FERNS HOST ZACK GALIFINAKIS- TELLS BABE TO "LEAVE MY BEARD ALONE."

JANET JACKSON'S MULTI-COLORED INTERVIEW.

CHARLIE SHEEN FILES FROM DIVORCE- WITH ALLEGEDLY ATTACKED EX-WIFE.

CELEBRITY Q AND A: AMY ACKER

DATA HARD:Your too damn sexy,Amy. Do you think you could be character on Burn Notice?

Amy Acker: I don't know if I could be on Burn Notice.

JOE JONAS IS HELLA JEALOUS OVER BEAU ASHLEY GREEN.

JAMIE FOXX ABOUT TINSELTOWN.

CHARLIE SHEEN'S LATEST WHORE CAN SPEAK.

HANNAH MONTANA IS NOW ANOTHER VICTIM OF DIVORCE.




Note: This may explain why Olivia Munn, was angrily crestfallen- near the entrance of E!/G4 offices yesterday afternoon- when the story broke.She ducked into a hallway, before we could get a picture.

CHARLIE SHEEN AFTER LEAVING PSYCH WARD.

NOW, THAT KATIE PERRY/RUSSELL BRAND ARE MARRIED- BRING ON THE DIVORCE RUMORS

THE HOBBIT TO LEAVE NEW ZEALAND OVER FAILING TO SCREW OVER THE UNIONS.

LILO IN REBAB AGAIN,PART 30

TOO SEXY DIANE AGRON FORCED TO APOLOGIZE, FOR BEING SEXIER THAN AVERAGE WHITE GIRLS IN GQ SPOT.

IS SHARON CHARLES PREGNANT AGAIN?

BELLA BECOMES A STRIPPER.

KEIRA KNIGHTLY TO BE PRINCESS DI,WITHOUT BREASTS-UNLESS SCARLY JO TAKES THE ROLE!

TIA CARERE'S TIME IN JURY DUTY FINALLY PAYS OFF-WILL BE A STYLISH,SADISTIC VILLAIN OF NEW HAWAII 5-0.

The Honolulu Star-Advertiser CONFIRMED actress Tia Carrere is "reinventing the famous Hawaii Five-0 villain Wo Fat." The Hawaii-born actress and Grammy-winning singer stated:

"And it doesn't matter that the original Wo Fat was a man -- so was Kono, now played by actress Grace Park." In Jack Lord's Five-0, "Wo Fat was played by Khigh Dhiegh." He played Steve McGarrett's Communist Nemesis, through the show's entire 12 year run.

Carrere, "had expressed interest" in the CBS reboot "earlier in the year." Since she lost out on the Kono part,based on age issues- she moved on other shows,like Syfi's Warehouse 13.

She intends her Wo Fat to BE clad in "a Versace leather suit with Christian Dior sunglasses with sharp nails." Cha-Cha continued: "She would be a dragon lady- but sadistic, absolutely. She would have so much fun.He had a perfect tone of menace."

Exec Producer Peter Lenkov had seriously discussed the role with Cassandra- since they last worked together in notable bomb Jury Duty with '90s star Pauly Shore.

She's finishing the "upcoming You May Not Kiss the Bride and the part of Rell Sunn in Wave Dancer." Carrere relishes " the idea of being bad." Her most memorable role, is the violently classy,slut Juno Skinner- "in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film True Lies."

"I would rather play the villain," the ex-Relic Hunter cooed. "It's more fun to be able to be that bad."

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CELEBRATE 10 YEARS OF SMALLVILLE.

CALI SWAG TWITTERS KIM KARDASHIAN.

DENZEL WASHINGTON IS UNSTOPPABLE, DAMN IT!

BILL O REILEY PISSES OFF JOY BEHAR AND WHOOPI ENOUGH TO LEAVE.

DAVID ARQUETTE'S NEW GIRLFRIEND OUTBOXED LILO!

BRETT FARVE SHOULD HAVE QUIT WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE.

LEIA WAS WITH DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE.
-The writer/actress almost become a crackhead.

Actress Carrie Fisher "admitted...to taking cocaine on the set of The Empire Strikes Back." She even revealed she "didn't even like the
drug- but was intent on getting high."

Fisher (now in her early fifties) stated "her life had been defined by addiction,
with stints in psychiatric hospitals and rehab clinics -- even the emergency
room with an overdose." Fisher said the coke was ingested "in the ice planet" Hoth scenes, Fisher told Yahoo News.

Fisher reiterates: "I didn't even like coke that much, it was just a case of getting on whatever train I needed to take to get high," she said while vacationing in Sydney for her stand-up comedy show,entitled Wishful Drinking.

John Belushi of the The Blues Brothers fame, may have been the one to save her.He told her "that she had a problem," before his own death by drug overdose "in 1982."

"Slowly I realised I was doing a bit more drugs than other people and losing my
choice in the matter," Fisher recalled. "If I'd been addicted to booze I'd be dead now, because you just go out and get it."


Fisher, a one-time reality TV judge- will not blame her family or celebrity B.S., for her drug use. "It's always been my responsibility," Leia concluded. "If it was Hollywood (to blame), then we'd all be dope addicts."

CELEBRITY Q AND A-SMALLVILLE'S KRISTEN KRUEK.

Data Hard:Thanks, Kris. Any chance you honor Tom Welling's request- for a final goodbye on Smallville?

Kristin Kreuk: Yes.

VICTORIOUS IN HOLLYWOOD

COOL, WHITE GIRLS REJOICE: 5O CENT AND UNFUNNY BITCH FROM E! NETWORK NOT DATING.

50 CENT DATES UNFUNNY BITCH WHO SCREWED UP MTV AWARDS.

JENNY MCCARTHY GIVES ANOTHER REASON TO FELL SORRY FOR HER (AFTER MISGUIDED VACCINATIONS REASONS.)

DANA DELANY BRUSH WITH A QUACK DOCTOR

NEW ARTHUR STILL INTENDS TO WED KATY PERRY (ON THEIR DATE PLANNER.)

ARE RYAN SEACREST AND J-LO BITCH SLAPPING EACH OTHER(BACKSTAGE?)

A REVEIW OF FACBOOK:THE MOVIE.

JULIE BENZ'S NEW JOB- SUPERMOM!

GEORGE LOPEZ'S ASSUMPTIVE,BIGOTED ASS- BEING DIVORCED AND TO LOSE UP TO HALF OF FORTUNE.

LILO SURPRISES ALL WITH $300K BAIL OUT FOR HERSELF.

A FULL 30 DAYS BACK IN JAIL FOR LILO.

IS EMMA STONE THE NEXT LINDSEY LOHAN,WITHOUT THE DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE?

REAL LOIS LANE (TERRI HATCHER)TO PLAY MOM TO SLEAZY, BITCH LOIS (ERICA DURANCE)OF SMALLVILLE FAME.

On Smallville's final season, producers have signed "erstwhile
Lois Lane Teri Hatcher to play mom to Erica Durance’s Lois Lane!"

Despite being Lane's mom is dead on show # 8, (Abandoned):"Lois discovers old videotapes of her mother." The Desperate Housewife gave four years of her life, "playing Superman’s soul mate on ABC’s The New Adventures of Lois and Clark."

Fans should feel great "appreciation for that role (and the role it played in her future career.)"

EX WRESTLER CHYNA PINNED BY ALCOHOLISM AGAIN.

Chyna is being admitted "for alcohol poisoning." The pin-down girl is now at UCLA Medical Center, leading close sources to the think busty ass-kicker attempt to get clean herself up by becoming a guest on Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew, did nothing to help her condition.

CAST AND WRITERS DISCUSS SEASON 5 OF DEXTER.

FIRST LOOK OF J. ANI IN COX'S COUGAR TOWN.

LILO TO GET FACADE DRUG HEALING.



ICE CUBE REMAINS REAL

LILY & G. KALEN AT THE CBS PRESS TOUR

A BLACK MR. AND MRS. SMITH ON NBC.

DAX SHEPARD'S SEXUAL FREEBIE.

"ITS GOODFELLAS MEETS CASINO MEATS HEAT...."

From Deadline.com's Mike Fleming
It's Goodfellas meets Casino meets Heat. So if you're a fan of those
great crime movies, get ready: I'm told Al Pacino and Joe Pesci are
now circling The Irishman, the mob drama that Martin Scorsese and
Robert De Niro have been working on together based on the exploits of
mob hitman Frank "The Irishman" Sheeran as chronicled in the book I
Heard You Paint Houses. The pic's being developed at Paramount by De
Niro and Jane Rosenthal's Tribeca Productions.


Pacino has worked with De Niro in the Michael Mann-directed classic
Heat, as well as Righteous Kill. Pesci and De Niro of course teamed
with Scorsese on Goodfellas, Casino and Raging Bull. Steve Zaillian
wrote the script.


Right now, Scorsese's off directing the 3D Hugh Cabret for GK Films,
and this is one of a couple pictures he's considering next. Others
include Silence, based on the Shusako Endo novel. Scorsese and GK
Films nearly had the pic together with Benicio Del Toro, Daniel Day-
Lewis and Gabriel Garcia Bernal in the Jay Cocks-scripted saga of
Jesuits who face danger as they preach Christianity and try to find
their mentor in 17th Century Japan. Scorsese will be in New York
Wednesday as HBO premieres the pilot he directed for Boardwalk Empire,

WANNABE DJAM LEAVES SCREWED UP FINACES FOR HIS FAMILY.
From TMZ

DJ AM allegedly left behind more than just millions of admirers --
according to the State of California, dude also left behind $88,000 in
unpaid taxes ... and now they're tightening the screws on his estate.


According to a creditor's claim filed Tuesday in L.A. County Superior
Court -- DJ AM owes $88,850.60 in back taxes
from 2006 and 2007 ... years before the famous disc jockey passed
away.


The State of California Franchise Tax Board wants AM's estate to ante
up the balance ... stat. Calls to the estate weren't immediately
returned.

J. LO MAYBE ON IDOL AFTERALL.

HAWAII 5-0:CSI ERA DEBUTANT BALL BEGINS.

THE FEDS ARE AFTER OPRAH AGAIN, MEGA TRIP DOWN UNDER FOR ALL.

WINNIE COOPER GIVES BIRTH.

MEGAN FOX SHARES HER ONLY REAL TALENTS- IN BIKINI UNDERWEAR.

CAN THE WOMAN WHO KICKED JOHN MCCLAIN'S ASS IN DIE HARD 4.0, BE THE NEXT SYDNEY BRISTO?

JINX STIRS DARK TIDE WITH PRETTY BOY CO-STAR.

TV FUN HOUSE CREATOR DIES BECAUSE OF HIS DAUGHTER

THE PEOPLE'S REVIEW OF MACHETE.

JUST WHEN PARIS LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS ALMOST CLEANED UP...

COULD THE BOONDOCKS BE HEADING TO THE BIG SCREEN?

Independent sources at Sony are saying the Adult Show hit, could go through another two year hiatus, because creator Arron McGruder is penning the script.

The film could star Jaden Smith as both Huey and Riley Freeman. Smith had been doing interview with Huey haircut and his Karate Kid persona uses the Riley Look.John Whither would be Grand Pa (as he does on the show) and Will Smith (Jaden's Dad) would be Obama-like dad Tom. Smith would also sever as the one of the producers. Cedric the Entertainer is an apparent shoo-in for Uncle Ruckus, the Republican reverse racist on the show.

Emily Deschanel or Renee O' Zellweger are being considered for Tom's wife Sara. Mcgrudder is hoping one of the Hughes or Hudlin brothers, direct his opus.

DANCING WITH THE STAR CHAMPION COULD EARN $345,000 "AND THAT TACKY TROPHY!"
From Gawker:

It's all based on a sliding scale depending on how well the contestants do.
Everyone gets $125,000 for signing up and being on the first two episodes (even
the person who gets eliminated first gets that amount as a bit of a consolation
prize). Then it's $10,000 each for the next two episodes, $20,000 for each of
the two episodes after that, $30,000 each for the two subsequent episodes, and
$50,000 for appearing in the final two episodes of the season. That totals
$345,000 for those who make it to the very end. Based on this reality TV pyramid
scheme, the winner gets nothing more than the other finalists—besides that tacky
trophy, of course.


Sure most people at home would gladly take even the $125,000 signing bonus (and
it's probably the biggest windfall Jennifer Grey has seen in her adult life) but
in reality TV terms it's not that much. The Situation makes $60,000 an episode
for Jersey Shore. The $345,000 to get to the end (which is 20 episodes over 10
weeks) wouldn't even cover his salary for six episodes of Jersey Shore. TV's
Hills alum Audrina Patridge ( a complete no talent Megan Fox [excuse the redundacny] knock-off) was making $100,000 an episode for her work on the
canceled MTV gem, so this is a big step down for her.


And it doesn't sound like there are many other perks either—other than getting
in better shape thanks to the show's eight-hours-a-day rehearsal requirement.
The production staff is helpful with transportation and posh accommodations, but
no one gets their own hair and makeup team or gets to select their dancing
partner. It really is a rough life for these guys, isn't it?

Still, The show could up the ante by providing a $250,000 grand prize for the winner's charity. Plus, a flat $10,000 a succeeding week fee for the all the other celeb dancer's favorite charities.

ANGIE JOLIE: CRUSADER

THE AMERICAN'S GREAT SEX SCENES.

GOSSIP GIRL CATFIGHT.

MACHETE HAS A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR BIGOTS OF AZ.

DESPERATE TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT, JEN ANISTON WILL GO NAKED AND HAVE THREESOMES, IN NEXT FILM WITH PAUL RUDD.

CHRIS BROWN TRIES TO MOVE ON IN TAKERS.

JESSI ALBI WALKS RED CARPET.

LILO FREE TO DO COKE AGAIN,AFTER 37 DAYS OF JAIL AND REHAB.

JUSTIN LONG IS CHECKING IN.

INDY WANTS TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE CRYSTAL SKULL WITH ONE LAST FILM

Extreme senior actor Harrison Ford- is planning to play Indiana Jones in films "one last time – at the age of 70."


Producers are planning for Ford's ("who recently married long-term girlfriend Calista Flockhart") supposedly "final outing" as Jones. This fifth chapter of the story will hit theatres in 2012 – on Ford's 70th year of life.


Shia LaBeouf, who co-stared with him, will return as Indy's son Mutt (who was knocked out twice by women) for 2008's Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull . He said he's being prepped for this flick and maybe to take over the franchise, after this one.“They’re scriptwriting now!,” exclaimed LaBeouf. “It sounds crazy."

Despite his age, "a still trim Ford" did most "of the hazardous
stunts on the last film."Ford declared himself as “fit or possibly fitter than I was...20 years ago.”

Still, the film's series iconic producers Steven Spielberg and George Lucas are still pissed- Sir Sean Connery didn't make a cameo in the Skull. They made clear Connery's Jones Sr. was dead to them, by hearing Sir Sean's statement, he "was enjoying retirement too much to return."

The landmark's film series "much-anticipated comeback" went on to earn very "mixed reviews," that have been hilariously satirized on recent South Park episodes. LaBeouf intends to get Indy right this time, because “I feel like I dropped the ball on the legacy that people loved and cherished.”

JENNIFER ANISTON SWITCHS BACK TO TV FOR COUGAR TOWN-
-From EW
Former Scrubs leader and Cougar Town Exec. producer Bill Lawrence spills his guts:


“She’s going to play Courteney’s shrink named Bonnie. Kind of a get-
too-involved-in-her-life-type of therapist. Those guys are so close in
real-life they kind of do that for each other anyway. Bonnie has the
life Jules’ wishes she has.


It took us a while to find the show. And once we did and once it was
clicking, I think that not only did Courteney feel comfortable talking
to Jen about doing it, but comfortable in how funny she thinks the
show is and that Jen would like it and fit into this world really
well.


It starts and ends with Courteney and Jennifer being really great
friends and excited to work together again —especially doing comedy
together. Every day that those two talk they have more ideas about
[the role]. It’s definitely something they’re both involved in
creatively.


We’re very intentionally implying that it’s a therapist Courteney has
been using for a while, and we’re certainly not going to make it like
they’ll never see each other again. So I’m crossing my fingers that if
she has a good time it’ll happen again.”

LA CRITIC ON THE SWITCH

SHELDON'S EMMY NOMINATION GOES TO HIS HEAD.

JENNIFER ANISTON OUTRAGES MENTALLY CHALLENGED ON REGIS.

JENNIFER ANISTON'S SLIGHT, REVERSE SEXISM- IS FUNNY IN SPITE OF THE SWITCH.

MELISSA JOAN HART AND JOEY LAWERENCE RIP-OFF WHO'S THE BOSS FOR ABC FAMILY.

JUSTIN BIEBER GETS VENGEANCE ON SCUMBAG HACKER.

MAJOR INJURES ON THE EXPENDABLES.

MIKE CERA DISCUSS FIGHT SCENES DIRECTLY WITH KELLI ZINK.

J-LO HAS BEEN BANISHED FROM IDOL.
-LENGTHY DEMANDS KILL THE DEAL

NEW YORK -- Jennifer Lopez, gaol of becoming a judge , has died on the bargaining table.

An Idol source told People magazine that Lopez's demands "got out of hand," and
"Fox had just had enough."

She WAS among the top choice to replace famed judges Simon Cowell and Ellen DeGeneres.

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler is negotiating to be a judge, in the Cowell vein. Tyler himself
proclaimed working on Idol is "a work in progress."

TRUE BLOOD AT COMIC CON.

AMERICAN IDOL WINNER FANTASIA IN DRUG SUICIDE ATTEMPT.

MEET THE LONDON EXPENDABLES.

IT'S A VIACOM PARTY OVER HERE.

THE OTHER GUYS RETURN.

MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD TELLS HOW- SHE HELPED MICHEAL CERA IN A FIGHT.

MARY E. WINSTEAD SHOW HER FANS LOVE IN HOLLYWOOD PARKING LOT.

CELEBRITY Q AND A- LUKE WILSON!

CELEBRITY Q & A WITH LUKE WILSON!

DATA HARD: Do you think in My Super Ex Friend Girlfriend, had the director kept the focus of the conflict, on you and Uma (instead of bringing in Anna Farris weirdly,) the film would have ended better and been a box office hit??

LUKE WILSON: Agreed...100% and (I) said so several times, but no one pays attention to my suggestions,why (DON'T THEY LISTEN)?

DATA HARD: Thanks,Luke.

JEFF GOLDBLUM LEAVES L&O:CI
Vincent D. to return.

USA's Law & Order: Criminal Intent producers are talking about " a number of scenarios, including a full-season pickup,
two-season pickup and a partial season pickup until settling on the
idea for an eight-episode order for what would be the show's final
season."

Only if the economics work, the producer will make the decision in 72 hrs.
and the network wants the show's original
star, Vincent D'Onofrio.

Meanwhile, Jeff Goldblum, quickly became bored with show
last season, "has decided not to return,"as his contract options
expired last months with a 30 days extension and a agency switch.

Goldblum is now doing a play in London called Prisoner of
Second Avenue (by Neil Simon) in the Old Vic.

ZAC EFRON,KRISTEN BELL & G4'S SLUT LAUREATE OLIVIA MUNN FIGHT CANCER.





Universal Music Group (UMG) Enters into Long-Term Agreement with 19 Entertainment For 'American Idol'

LOS ANGELES, Aug. 3 /PRNewswire/ -- 19 Entertainment and Simon Fuller, creator of 'American Idol,' television's biggest entertainment program for the last nine seasons and one of the most globally recognized entertainment brands, and Universal Music Group (UMG), the world's leading music company, today announced a long-term strategic alliance to increase the development, distribution and marketing of 'American Idol's' musical artists. The announcement was made today by Doug Morris, Chairman & Co-Chief Executive Officer of UMG, Lucian Grainge, Co-Chief Executive Officer of UMG, and by Simon Fuller on behalf of 19 Entertainment.


As part of this multi-year agreement, UMG's Interscope Geffen A&M will market, promote and distribute albums globally from 'American Idol's' finalists and winning contestants across a broad array of retail and new media platforms. Recently, 'American Idol' kicked-off auditions for its milestone 10th season as the excitement and renewed interest in the show resulted in over 26,000 hopefuls coming out for their shot at the coveted Idol crown in Nashville and Milwaukee. Upcoming auditions will be held in Louisiana, Texas, New Jersey and California.


Mr. Fuller comments: "With Idol celebrating our 10th season I wanted to inject some new power and weight behind our brand. We have been quietly delivering hits relentlessly for 9 seasons and Lucian Grainge and Jimmy Iovine's (Chairman, Interscope Geffen A&M) ambition, commitment, and determination to push the boundaries and go even further with Idol was very compelling. It is exciting to have the world's biggest show partnered with the world's biggest music company."


"We like delivering hits and new artists," stated Mr. Grainge. "UMG and 'American Idol' is the right combination at the right time. Pairing the renowned expertise of Simon and Jimmy in developing and marketing musical talent creates a truly winning combination that will allow 'Idol's' artists to realize their fullest potential."


Since its debut in 2001, 'America Idol' has been responsible for selling more music than any other TV show in history, with over 100 million units in North America alone and over 120 million songs on iTunes.

LILO OUTTA JAIL AND OFF TO REHAB, WHERE SHE SERVE THE REMAINDER OF HER 90 DAY SENTENCE.

SCHMUCK ANCHORMEN REUNITE FOR DINNER.

A GIRL GONE WILD LOSES $5 MILLION VERDICT TO JOE FRANCIS.

ST. LOUIS, July 29 /PRNewswire/ -- A St. Louis jury found in favor of Girls Gone Wild this week in a $5 million dollar lawsuit brought by a woman who claimed that Girls Gone Wild had "damaged her reputation" by distributing a video of her dancing provocatively in a St. Louis bar. Tamara Favazza claimed she had not given her consent to appear on camera, but the St. Louis Circuit Court jury of 12 people found in favor of Girls Gone Wild.


The woman's lawyers had demanded at least $5 million in damages, even asking for the $1.5 million they estimated the company has made on the video in which Tamara Favazza appeared.


David A. Dalton II, lawyer for Girls Gone Wild, said, "The jury listened to the evidence and made the right decision. They found that Tamara Favazza had given her consent by entering a bar she knew was hosting a Girls Gone Wild event, and then dancing provocatively for the Girls Gone Wild cameras."


Girls Gone Wild CEO, Joe Francis, said, "This is just one more example of someone trying to make a quick buck off Girls Gone Wild by making false accusations against our company. At the same time, this is also another great example of someone who got their ass kicked in a court room by a smart judge and a smart jury who saw the truth. Girls Gone Wild will always vigorously defend ourselves against anyone who makes such outrageous and defamatory allegations. Girls Gone Wild has NEVER lost a jury trial."


Francis also says, "Girls Gone Wild is a fun lifestyle brand. Each year tens of thousands of girls contact our website, our monthly magazine and our live event camera crews for the chance to be part of Girls Gone Wild, as viewers witness each week on our HDNet reality series, "Girls Gone Wild Presents: Search for the Hottest Girl in America." The series' grand finale, featuring the crowning of Girls Gone Wild's 2010 Hottest Girl in America, airs this Thursday, July 29 at 10:00 p.m. PT/1:00 a.m. ET (Friday, July 30).

QUENTIN TARINTINO AT THE SCOTT PILGRIM RED CARPET EVENT.

ON THE SET OF TRANSFORMERS 3.

THE OTHER GUYS TALK.

SARAH CONNOR IS TO BE CHUCK'S GUN TOTING MOM!

DEXTER AND MARY L. PARKER AT COMIC-CON (CO-HOSTED BY ALYSSA MILANO.)

THE CAST OF TRON:LEGACY FLYNN LIVES!