JAY LENO AND CONAN O' BRIEN DECIDE TO SCAB FOR NBC DURING STRIKE WATCH.

PAMMIE AND RICK SOLOMAN DECIDE NOW--TO WORK IT OUT.

I AM LEGEND IS SO AT THE BOX OFFICE!

CELEB TV.COM EXCLUSIVE: PAM ANDERSON FILED 4 DIVORCE--AFTER 72 HRS OF MARRIAGE.

DAVID LETTERMAN TO USE HIS "INDEPENDENT" STATUS, TO REACH MINI-DEAL WITH THE WRITER'S GUILD.

HAYDEN PANETTIERE & DON CHEADLE ARE AMERICA'S NATIONAL TREASURE 2

BRITNEY S. OPTS OUT OF COURT AND IKE TURNER DECIDES TO LEAVE THE PLANET. TINA TURNER ALLEGEDLY HAPPY.

WHAT A SURPRISE. TONY PARKER MAY HAVE ALREADY CHEATED ON NEW HOUSEWIFE, EVE LONGORIA.

INTO THE WILD HONORED.PLUS, ARE WILL SMITH AND TOM CRUISE ABOUT TO MAKE A MOVIE TOGETHER?

JESSICA ALBA'S BODY, TO TAKE IN NEW RESIDENT.

PRO BITCH, JANICE DICKENSON ATTACKS TYRA BANKS.

JULIA ROBERTS AND TOM HANKS ENGAGEMENT TO END A WAR.

STRIKE WATCH GOES ON AND OPRAH STUMPS FOR BARACK OBAMA.

WIFE OF A TIGER WINS BIG IN COURT: AN APOLOGY AND CASH.

BRITNEY STEALS!

SCARLETT JOHANSSEN FIGHTS BACK AGAINST COWARDLY LIES.

BIG TIME SHOOPING WITH CARMEN ELECTRA AND LINDSEY LOHAN

DARTH MAUL WILL BE SNAKE EYES IN DIRECTOR STEVEN SOMMER'S G.I. JOE FLICK.

Thespian Ray Park will play Snake Eyes, the popular Joe team member who only has eyes for his second-in-command Scarlett, in the new movie.

His identity is top secret and been altered every single time in previous incarnation of the TV cartoon. X-men's Toad will play the role with a direct link to the Storm Shadow character that will impact the the movie and his relationship with Scarlett (love triangle, brothers?)

Also, /Film indicated that, Sienna Miller play the baroness for the Cobras defending evil from the ever widening forces of good.

BRITNEY SPEARS GIVES EXTENSIVE COMMENTS WHILE PUMPING GAS.

DENNIS QUAID TO AVENGE HIS CHILDREN'S ILLNESS, IN COURT

CLAIRE-BEAR BENNET AT THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL.

SWEENEY TODD SHOULD GO AFTER DON IMUS.

GREY'S IZZIE GOES NEAR NUDE AGAIN!

LOOK WHO'S PLAYING WONDER WOMAN AND BATMAN NOW, IN THE NEW JUSTICE LEAGUE FILM.

According to Empire Online and IESB, HAVE FOUND confirmation linking obscure model Megan Gale in receiving the part of Wonder Woman, and acting newcomer Armie Hammer will be the sub-Batman (after Christian Bale,Micheal Keaton and Val Kilmer, of course. I don't count George Cloonley, as his role was the aberration that killed the franchise.)

Hammer, 6' 5", has been on shows like,Desperate Housewives and Veronica Mars. It has been said his square jaw and intimidating features "work perfectly beneath the Batman's cape and cowl."

Gale is a Australian model, who had worked in the Jessica Biel mega-bomb Stealth "as Dr. Orbit's secretary(?)." While lacking the Amazonian lady's comely, but regal "aura," apparently she seem to the "right look" for the iconic role.

Still, in light of the writer's strike--there has been no official confirmation from Warner Bros. or Director George "Max Mad: Beyond Thundrdome" Miller.

Yet, more names continue to be fielded for both parts--with G4's Attack of the Show co-host, Olivia Munn and former Charmed one, Rose McGowan getting serious looks at the American Fighting beauty. While, Adam Brody may become the Flash--in this pan and Singer Common Be...coming the Green Lantern.

BRAD PITT GIVES BACK TO HURRICANE KATRINA VICTIMS.

CHRISTIAN BALE IS NOW JOHN CONNOR, AS WELL AS BATMAN.

LINDSEY LOHAN DINES AT BOSSA NOVA IN WESTWOOD,CA.

BRIT DENIES LATEST PREGNANCY RUMORS

PAM ANDERSON RETIRES FROM....HEPATITIS...SO BAD ITS GOOD TV SHOWS?!

K-FED AND BRIT, STILL AT EACH OTHER IN COURT.

RUSSELL CROWE WANTS TO BE IN STATE OF PLAY.
-If he gets it, Brad Pitt is gone and maybe sued by Universal Pictures.

Pitt left, because he thought the shooting script was garbage and the studio rushed the production of the film- when the writer's strike started. Since, Pitt wasn't about to do "struck" work, he walked off the project. Universal may consider this- a breach of his contract and go after the popular actor in court.

Meanwhile, Russell only has until the end of this week to make a decision. If he declines, all the actors and staff will be released from their contract. Plus, the American Gangster hero's schedule is too tight with a Robin Hood Redex (Nottingham) with director Ridley Scott starting early next year.

HULK-A-MANIA DIVORCED FROM REALITY AND HANNAH MONTANA CELEBRATES LIFE WITH HER FANS.

STRIKE WATCH: WEEK 3 FOR WRITERS CONTINUES

THE FREQUENCY OF AN APOLOGY-DENNIS QUAID'S NEW BABIES.

B. SPEARS HIRES DRIVER,FINALLY?

GIFTED MUSICIAN KANYE WEST BREAKS DOWNS OVER HIS MOM'S TRAGEDY

LILO IN JAIL KINDA, AND EVIL FISHERMAN TRYING TO KILL ECO-HERO
HAYDEN PANETTIERE.

BRITNEY SPEARS CONTINES TO F-UP IN COURT AND DENNIS QUAID GETS TWINS.

LILO AFTER AN ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETING.

BORAT AT BORDERS, IN WEST L.A.

ANGIE AND BRAD WORK THE BEOWULF ENCOUNTER.

TUESDAY'S USUAL SUSPECTS: BRANGELINA AND STEVEN COLBERT

DENZEL AND RUSSELL RULE BOX OFFICE. STRIKE WATCH BEGINS.

OPRAH'S BEAUTY SHOP.

BRIT AND K-FED'S SPENDING HABITS: PRICELESS

LOVELY, HEROIC TV CHEERLEADER TRIES TO SAVES DOLPHINS.
-The regenerative sweetheart even paddle on a surfboard
to thwart Sylar based Fisherman.

Hayden Panettiere, got in a painful scene in Japan (modern era) to help some of God's creatures.

The fisherman were trying to drive a pod of blue dolphins into a cove and slaughter them. The barely legal star--then swam over to the dolphins on her surfboard, to save them. As she neared them, the fishing boat threatened to cut the NBC beauty and her fellow team mates to pieces, with the propeller on the boat. Then, the bastards for an instant tried to stab at them--with the boat hook.

After 10 minutes, Panettiere's crew gave up and went back to the beach. Apparently, the distraught Bring It On: 3 star--cried mercifully upon returning to shore.

"LILO" JACK STYLES FOR THE MEDIA, WHILE LEAVING HOT CLUB.

HILARY SWANK CUTS BABY DOLL LOCKS, IN FIGHT AGAINST CANCER

RADIO HOMEBOY RYAN SEACREST FINALLY GETS BRITNEY SPEARS TO ANSWER AMERICA.
-Admits doesn't know (or much care) about how often she sees her kids

OPRAH ON SELF FINANCED BAD TEACHING AND LARRY,THE CABLE GUY HAS A LITTLE BASTARD.

DIRECTOR MEL GIBSON AT THE ARC LIGHT THEATRE, ENJOYING AMERICAN GANGSTER.

OWEN WILSON 1ST PUBLIC EVENT, SINCE HIS SUICIDE.

IS PARIS HILTON ACTUALLY WORKING FOR A LIVING?
-Did Hugh Hefner give a good tip?

UNSUCCESSFUL WONDER WOMAN, JESSICA BIEL--PULLS A BRITNEY--AND ATTACK PAPS WITH AN UMBRELLA.

At a Santa Monica,CA yoga studio today--while proceeding to her vehicle, got upset at one of the photogs her near her. Biel screamed at him, "to not get close to her and to get a real job."

She then allegedly--tried to whack him with a umbrella, with a crazed look in her in eyes. Fortunately, Biel didn't display any weird, bald girl energy-the Lucky one gleamed from Star Trek 1.

ADAM SANDLER TO DONATE $1 MILLION TO KIDS & BRITNEY ACES PARENTING CLASS

THE DIRTY GIRL TREATS HER HUSBAND BADLY,WHILE SHOPPING FOR NEW BABY.

KICKIN' IT...WITH LINDSAY LOHAN.

BRITNEY-WATCH CONTINUES: SPEARS FEND OFF EVIL PAPARAZZI AT BEVERLY CENTER PLAZA

BRITNEY SPEARS REFUSES TO PAY HER BACKUP DANCERS, FROM MTV'S VMA FIASCO.

MARIE OSMOND FALLS ON HER ASS, DURING ROUTINE ON BERGERON'S DANCEFEST.

POPCORN STORIES: CARL WEATHERS

 HONESTY IS HIS POLICY
(APOLLO CREED FROM THE ROCKY MOVIES,FINAL SEASON OF IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT: THE TV EDITION.)

The tall action celeb, had graced a local West side LA,CA movie theatre--with his presence. After purchasing his items and receiving his change, The Predator co-star realized something was amiss. The cashier had given him 5 cents more change then he expected, after the cashier found out who Chubs Peterson really was.

The Ex-champ gave him back, the ill gotten nickel and the cashier kindly thanked -the African-American Acting legend. After that, the comely tough guy--coolly made his way to the theatre to enjoy his flick. Afterwards, he returned to work as the voice over star of an upcoming animated version of HBO's "Spawn."

JOHN TRAVOLTA GIVES HIS TAKE ON LOCAL MALIBU FIRES.

IN BED WITH THE JANE AUSTIN BOOK CLUB AND CARRIE KEAGAN.

BRITNEY SPEARS LOST IN HER OWN WORLD AGAIN

LINDSEY LOHAN BACK IN LOS ANGELES. MOMS, LOCK UP YOUR SONS.

EMILE HIRSCH TALKS ABOUT HIS ART HOUSE HIT, INTO THE WILD & WRAPPING SPEED RACER.

P.DIDDY FOLLOWS O.J. INTO COURT.
-CRIMINAL CHARGES PENDING.

EXCLUSIVE: BRITNEY SPEARS GIVES STATEMENT B4 SURRENDERING TO THE HOT FUZZ.

ANTI-JEWISH VIDEO SQUASHED BY ASPEN PUBLIC ACCESS TV, WITH MESSAGES THAT ONLY MEL GIBSON COULD APPRICATE.

Grass Roots TV board leader Alan Feldman told the media, he has banned a video made by an Australian firm-- that renders the Holocaust a lie and claims the that gas chambers through a fumigant chemical known as Zyklon B saved lives.

The controversy is based in Aspen, CO… a liberal Mecca for the rich and hip-- who vacation and ski there--where trapped in the most conservative state,
in the nation. The state’s extreme anti gay and sex crimes laws are largely targeted, against the few minorities that live or visit the area (the Kobe Bryant case.)

The “Very offensive” docudrama is title "Judea Declares War on Germany: A Critical
Look at World War II" and it has been making its way across the
Internet for some time now.

Feldman denied the video because, “"Especially with my background. I'm Jewish. My family was murdered in the Holocaust." The station will return to running-- popular local football games and local theater productions, in the meantime.

HIT AND RUN VICTIM OF BRITNEY SPEARS TALKS-EXCLUSIVE!!

GISELLE IN BIKINI FROM THE FUTURE

KID ROCK BLASTS TWO TIME WIFE PAM ANDERSON.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA TAKES ON THE NIGHTLIFE,AFTER WINNING WAR WITH BRITNEY (IN MARRIAGE & AND AS OF NOW CAREER.)

JANET JACKSON, BACK IN OPRAH MODE.
-She's apparently lost the weight and is svelte again.

HILLARY DUFF READY TO DO THE NASTY, WITH A BLACK GUY IN GREATA.

Hilary Duff will take the Julia Styles route (O, Save the Last Dance) and be Greata, currently being filmed in New Jersey. The cook (newcomer Evan Ross) is an African-American-- whose summer romance with his waitress must overcome racism-- when it rears its ugly head in the form of her grandparents (Mike Murphy & Ellen Burstyn.)

The film is unfortunately going to be somewhat typical, as the too hot love scenes are allegedly being toned down and the cook will have a criminal record. Another music video vet, Nancy Bardawil, directs the flick.

DANNY BOUNADUCE KICKS PRO WRESTLER ASS.

ABIGAIL WHISTLER A LIAR!? JESSICA BIEL FLIPS BIRD TO PARADISE ISLAND.

The Illusionist beauty has bolted from the Justice League project. Sources close to her agent cite that she didn't like locking up her life--for a three movie deal via the X Men/Spider Man clause & perhaps noted the fans' reaction to her possible casting, that may have angered her.

Therefore, the usual suspects return to the short list: Cameron Diaz, Demi Moore, plus audtioning You Tube actressses, and Angel alum Charisma Carpenter.

JORJA FOX LEAVING LAS VEGAS!
-Quits #1 Crime Drama, due bad contract talks this summer.

From dixiechik & Media Life Magazine:

"Jorja Fox, who has played Sara Sidle on "CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation" since it first aired in 2000, is leaving the show after
this season's seventh episode in November. Fox's departure comes after a
less-than-promising stretch of negotiations, though her character did
survive last season’s cliffhanger on last week’s season opener."

IS JESSICA BIEL THE NEXT WONDER WOMAN?



The Blade: Trinity star is in final negotiations to star as the seminal, perfect amazon in the upcoming Justice League (AKA The Super-Friends) film.

It was rumored that Cameron Diaz--was also a finalist for the part. She may even had a screen test done. Remember when Diaz went brunette some time ago,and displayed a sexy, exotic look to her (not unlike Diana Prince.)

Diaz may have bolted when she learned, she had to share screen time with other heroes--instead of starring in her own WW movie. This opened the door for Biel, who also has a great body and is already trained in stunt and marital art work.

The Ex 7th Heaven beauty, may have been doing some stealth auditing too. In the successful, but critically maligned I Now Pronounce You- Chuck and Larry she was dressed in a cat woman (Michelle Pfeiffer era)outfit and the infamous scene where she's walking around in power boots and a sweaty bikini (B4 letting Adam Sandler touch her boobs.)

Warner Bros. refused to confirmed this, until all casting options were exhausted. This included all the male hero roles, as current stars of the Batman Begins and Superman Returns tent-pole films (Chrtistian Bale & Brandon Routh respectively) will not reprise their roles here.

ABC-TV REVERSES ITSELF!! IT WILL BRING BACK CYNTHIA WATROS 4 MORE LOST.

Lost executive producer Carlton Cuse proclaimed that- Hurley's deceased true love will return, to fill in the missing pieces of her role and her loving time with the big lotto winner.

"We could not be more pleased. Cynthia is a smart and engaging actor, and [executive producer] Damon [Lindelof] and I have some very cool parts of her story left to tell," stated Cuse.

No word on whether violent bi-sexual, Michelle Rodriguez (hated L.A. cop Ana-Lucia Cortez) would return.

Off-Topic: Does anyone else think Evangeline Lilly dropped a dime on Rodriguez and Watros that night they got drunk....when she realized they were getting all her press and magazine covers(that year??)Please comment, if u will.

THE JUICE IS FORMALLY CHARGED IN LAS VEGAS.

SARAH SILVERMAN EATS CHEESE (IN A BIKINI)WITH JEFF GARLIN FOR CARRIE KEEGAN.

NEW SEGMENT-
POPCORN STORIES:

Kate Winslet: Titanic Whinnier
EXCLUSIVE!


The Titanic assed star, who is Lilliputian in height- arrogantly,went into a local LA,CA theatre.She acted like a typical, self-entitled British bitch.

Her boyfriend tried to order for the both of them. She began constantly complaining about everything and everyone around. She's mad that she hasn't had a true hit,since art house fave, Eternal Sunshine...with Jim Carrey, 3 years ago. Everyone cringed,after about three minutes of ranting,finally went to the upstairs restroom to finished getting pissed apparently.

While upstairs she exited the bathroom, a theatre employee went by and she attacked him for being allegedly being gay, "F*&^ing poofter" (British slang for gay.)The alleged cunt, was wrong and had no evidence--to support such a charge.

So, their gay manager responded a few weeks later--with the straight owners agreeing and decided to remove her totally, underselling DVD, Little Children. The disc has been selling at or near zero, for the past six months now.

THE ALL NEW BIONIC WOMAN FIRES PRODUCER.DOES THIS BODE WELL FOR THE ALIAS STYLE RE-MAKE OF THE SERIES?

Show runner David Eick, has fired producer and writer Glen Morgan (previously of the X Files) "effective immediately" over "creative differences." Eick helps co-produce the critically acclaimed and very adult hit- Battlestar Galactica on the Sci-FI network. He will assume Morgan's duties and continue "all responsibility for day-to-day production of the series."

This news led to speculation that, newcomer Michelle Ryan's new show would be cancelled. Apparently, under Morgan- the show went dangerously close to Painkiller Jane type stories (little regard for the main plot, too many villains of the weeks, little personality for sub-characters;etc.) A NBC PR rep claimed this "isn't the case."

"Industry insiders" claim the series will take a break, since its fifth episode is done "in order to give the writers a chance to focus on refining the show's directions.

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 NUDE SCANDAL!!

The Bourne Ultimatum

First Contact: Captain
Score: Captain

The excellent, mind-blowing and highly smart spy trilogy culminates,as Jason B. finally gets insight into the amnesia based terminator that he is today.

Matt Damon minimalist style- continues to power the search of self discovery, no matter how many bodies pile up. From exciting cat and mouse chases from London to Tangiers, and lastly finishing in New York, Director Paul Greengrass gets maximum benefit form all his assets- in answering the comely killer's biggest question, "Who the hell am I?"

The best sequence involved- a fisticuffs spectacular between Joey Ansah and Damon close quarters- through a crummy apartment. At one point, when Jason is real danger of being killed...it is Nicki Parsons!? (Julia Styles) that tags herself into the proverbial ring and saves him. She applied, a well executed fish hook maneuver and pries "Desh" of the violent amnesiac.

Sadly, this costs her as the assassin lights her up with a viscous punch and painful kicks. Luckily, Jason finishes the scumbag off and for the first time ever, set off silent sparks in the strangely, developing chemistry between the two.

David Strathairn, is disgustingly mean (& a little thick headed) as main baddie. In the end, he lacks Brain Cox's articulate sliminess. Joan Allen shines, as Agent Pam Landy looking to let Jason do all the dirty work to help her destroy "Blackbriar" (the true power behind Treadstone.)Styles gives a performance as nuanced, manipulative and purposelessly vague, as Damon's work.

I guess it is official,Bourne's Ultimatum by Moby is the official James Bond theme (if you will) of the series. John Powell's mood music continues to score, but is starting to sound a little long in the tooth now.

NGTV's CARRIE KEAGEN IN BED WITH RAPPER CHINGY.

FAITH GIVEN A LA CARTE DEAL AT FOX
-The Tru Caller will pick of any Fox show produced that seems seems comfortable or perfect for her.

FROM SCI-FI WIRE.COM

Buffy, the Vampire Slayer alumna Eliza Dushku (Faith) will star in a new project for the FOX network.

She last starred in the noble, but failed Tru Calling, "about a young morgue attendant who finds herself reliving days. Dushku most recently starred in the Fox pilot Nurses."

The network is allowing "integration (of) Dushku into the development process, giving her a chance to familiarize herself with (any or all) writers who have deals at 20th."

The network said "they were impressed by Dushku's versatility, given the actor's experience in comedy" (Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Bring It On), "action and drama" (Buffy, True Lies.)

RUSH HOUR 3

First Contact: Lt. Commander
Final Score: Lieutenant

The best moment in the film is when Inspector John (1st name rarely used in the series) Lee and Detective James Carter both use their famous "You go..I go" routine to punch out a sadistic French cop (Roman Polanski) for...touching underage girls or violating their proctological civil rights? Either way, it didn't matter as the duo dances off into the distance- about as happy all this crap is over,as we are?

Laking most of the comedy and even tension of the first two films (2 in particular,) the comfort levels between Chan and Tucker pretty much saves the film. The plot for the first real time IS just an excuse for the action.

Chan's stunts work well, but in 3 he seems to more running from adversaries (including Ziyi Zhang's "mom" (?) as an aging, triad ninja bitch) and lucking out in dispatching them, than full out fighting- as say in the Shanghai Noon/Knights movies.

Also, the protecting of an adoptive brother gone bad, just doesn't hold the same weight as the excellent John Lone trying to launder $500 billion & itching to send Lee to spiritually reunite with his dad,that he killed.

Tucker, while still funny as hell- is wearing out his welcome. His humor is quite offensive at times. Still, he gets gets off a good Who's on First joke piece & some pro-American jokes with scene stealer, Yvan Attal as a local cabbie.

Still, the object of affection in this one a lovely, but bald French flash-dancer (Noemie Lenoir) lacks that weird chemistry found with Elizabeth Pena (Are they or Aren't they not- doing it) or the great,but arrogantly evil Ziyi Zhang (They both like each other, but are divided by good and evil-a comical forerunner to infamous Live Free or Die Hard mano-a-mujer battle.)

In addition, the presence of the sultry Roselyn Sanchez, working her dangerous charms over a game Chan is sorely missed in this flick.

Director Brett Ratner's eye is on target for this one. However, he truly lacks the detail or fun- he showed on his first two epics. Also, it would be nice if the camera didn't turn away (like it was ashamed ) when the bad guys get their "final" comeuppance.

VERONICA MARS SCREWS FBI SPIN-OFF & LOST TO BECOME PART TIME MEMBER ON HEROES:

Kristen Bell will be a headline cast member on NBC's Heroes, during a limited number of episodes. The non-violent sleuth "was being sought for several TV gigs, including a part on ABC's Lost."

She will appear in October, playing Elle. A "sexy, mysterious young lady who has ties to the supposed death of Peter (Milo Ventimiglia), the past of H.R.G. (Jack Coleman) and the future of Claire (Hayden Panettiere)." Early On, the audience will witness her engage in "a serious crime, although it's unclear whether she's" a hero or villain (remember Candide of last season.) Also, tight wraps are being kept on whether the former good girl will have a power or not.

K. Bell will lead the "Weinstein Co.'s upcoming Star Wars-themed movie Fanboys. (NBC is owned by NBC Universal, which also owns SCIFI.COM.)"

THE SIMPSONS MOVIE..."EXCELLENT!!"

First Contact: Captain
Score: Commander

"Hi. I'm Tom Hanks. If you see me on the street,please...just leave me be. Thank You," states the two time Oscar winning comic actor, in this fine translation- of the smug, yet still funny TV show to the silver screen.

While the film lacks the sleazily bold, in-your-face irreverence of Beavis & Butthead Do America or The infamous South Park movie, the film more than makes up for that, with intelligent wit and charm personified through the 2D bug-eyed "nuclear" family.

The only problems are some of the jokes, fall noticeably flat. The director either should have cut them- in order to punch-up the strong, pro-liberal, pro-environment angle and self sacrifice at the climax...of Springfield- trapped in huge snow globe, about to be eradicated by a time bomb.A truly long story, that you will have to see for yourself.

All of the voice acting rules hard, though it would have been nice- if the show's producers opened up its cast. To allow more minority actors, to join the madness and make guest cameos, along with the principles. Since with money being raked in by the flick, this is a mistake that can be easily fixed by using Maggie's first (or second-for true fans) word "...SEQUEL!"

BURN NOTICE RECEIVES A SAVING GRACE.

20th Century Fox announced, that its series Burn Notice and Saving Grace have been renewed by their respective cable networks, USA and TNT.

The sneaky,cool spy comedy- starring Jeffery Donavon, cult-movie icon Bruce Campbell and violently, sexy Gabrielle Anwar gets a 13 show second season order. Saving Grace, is cable's #2 show- airing after red hot Kyra Sedgwick starer...The Closer. Holly Hunter's religious crime drama gets get a whopping 15 show order for its next cycle of show. Grace has retained almost 90% of Closer's audience.

TALK TO ME, SHOWS SOUL OF DON CHEADLE'S PETEY GREEN.
-Martin Sheen & Chiwetel Ejiofor almost steals show from Cheadle's P-Town



First Contact: Admiral
Score Rank: Captain

All of the performances are both very real and 3-D, as the actors provide their characterisations warts and all. Director Kasi Lemons (Eve's Bayou) realistically bring one into the world of the D.J. superstar of of the D.C. area- after it became a Chocolate City (predominately African American.)

Cheadle (Crash) will easily get an Oscar nomination, as will Ejiolr (Serenity)for playing business man ying to Cheadle's truth above all else yang.

Taraji P. Henson provides the sexy heart of the piece, as P-Town's expertly sexy and well-endowed lover, who as likely to attack him with a glass bottle (after he cheats on her) as have a loving three way with him (with another lady) as a reward for Green being sober for six months.

Martin Sheen as both Dewey's and Petey's boss, provide great weight and brevity in his role. When a certain historic black figure dies, he realistically appears more broken hearted than his black counterparts- which stunned them that he cared that much, about their hero.

The film focuses on Green's rise from a con (with D.J. experience) to being the first black popular voice of his medium. Ejiofor's quiet,yet resourceful Dewey Hughes (later-owner of a powerful radio network and the emerging TV One cable channel) takes him under his wing: leading to comedy clubs and his own cult hit late night talk show.

Green's finest hour, was ending the riots that broke out in D.C.- when Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated. Even there, He and Hughes save a white man from an angry mob. This leads to an appearance on the Johnny Carson show (with Forrest Gump like real footage (of Carson) at a key moment,) where if Green does well, "the world is yours" claims Hughes.

The film's message is expending your horizons, while being true to one's self. Also, that change and compromise can be almost impossible tasks.

"Well, That's all we got and there aint no more. My time is tight and that's the end of the show," said Petey- as he would end his telecasts.Check out Talk To Me, you will not be disappointed in this near perfect work- about a man filed with imperfections, that was barley but successfully able to beat them.

SPY CHASER JOAN ALLEN TO HUNT DOWN TYRESE GIBSON & JASON STATHAM (LOHAN STYLE) IN REMAKE.

The Bourne Ultimatum's Joan Allen will be the main villain in the Death Race 2000 remake. Tyrese Gibson shall channel his best Sly Stallone for Machine Gun Joe and The Transporter himself Jason Statham is the star of the violently, brutal race. The key to winning is for drivers to mow down spectators and each other for points.Director Paul W.S. Anderson said shooting will began late next month.

PARIS HILTON'S $59 MILLION INHERITANCE IS LOST,AS IS HER TV SHOW ON THE E! CHANNEL.

Hilton's grandfather billionaire- William ‘Barron’ Hilton "is extremely embarrassed," on how Paris turned the family name into a sleazy joke, and has cut her and 11 other grandchildren (including Nicki Hilton) off from his funds. Writer Jerry Oppenheimer (House Of Hilton) surmised that the $2.4 billion fortune will go into the family's charity foundation because, "He doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family."

Then, E! confirmed that after five seasons, The Simple Life has been cancelled. The Fox years were considered idiotic fun. The cable based episodes never overcame the fact, that the two stars hated each other and it showed badly on-air. This was despite the producer's best efforts- to play up the heat of the conflict, between the two self-centered and occasionally bitchy stars.

KELLY HU: A IMPORTANT MESSAGE

HERE'S THE NEW STAR OF THE PRICE IS RIGHT...DREW CARAY.

SUMMER GLAU TO BE A GOOD FEMALE TERMINATOR ON FOX'S NEW SARAH CONNER CHRONICLES.

There was a You Tube clip, but it has been pulled at Warner Bros. insistence. She will use the signature line "Come with me, if U want to live," on 16 yr. old John Conner (Tom Dekker.)The show will largely ignore the existence of T3 (the "official" staring of the war, Kristina Loken's creepily bad acting;etc.) The show may use its own existence to eliminate all time line permutations of Sky Net, there-by making the need for the ill-fated Clarie Danes starer obsolete.

Still, the show will deal with interlocking fates of the Connors and the Terminators, as there destinies both seem inevitable (the Connors survive and save humanity triumphantly, despite all Sky Net's attempts- yet Sky Net survives when they've destroyed it a numerous times.)

SHIRI APPLEBY NOW LIVES TO LOVE & DIE (in LA, {CA}) PRIZZI'S HONOR STYLE ON USA NET.

The friendly, yet cold-bloodily, twisted tone of the show is that Roswell's pretty ice queen, is a smug one "with intimacy issues" who searches and finds her real dad (Tim Matheson) to help with her emotional resolve.

The problem is that he is a contract killer- quickly falling out favor with his contacts. Worse still, she joins him on the job and discovers a sadistic thrill and a high degree of success under her father's wing. Basically, the show is Mr & Mrs. Smith-Family Edition. The show will air in 2008 and will be produced by
Lorne Micheals Broadway Video TV for NBC-Universal . 12 episodes are planned at this time.

Director John McTiernan Confirms he will do DIE HARD 5 w/ Bruce Willis, and it will be the last!


Also, Maggie Q (Mai Lin) could return for a rematch of brutal brawling with John McClane, as her contract (as does the other two-fisted babe in DH4-Mary E. Winstead and good geek Justin Long (who were quite attracted to each other at the end of Live Free) forces a sequel appearance options. The Original Die Hard Director confirmed his potential involvement on British TV after talking with Willis after the "smash-mouth" PG-13 rated film opened well about two weeks ago internationally.

No word on the main villain- but no one is ruling a new member of Gruber family returning, to taunt liberal, god fearing folks and the resourceful, smart ass with a badge.

Also, Q's participation depends on whether Mai survived her Celebrity Death Match at the bottom of elevator shaft (a miracle if she does.)Still, others have predicted she play a twin sister hell bent on revenge or forced to help the cowboy cop this time. The fans are also gossiping about letting Long and Winstead alter egos couple in front of the long suffering cop-in the next film.