MILA KUNIS,SETH GREEN AND MAC CULKIN SMOKE, WHILE ALLEGED COMIC NAMED SABRINA MAKES WEIRD RACIST JOKES!

TV GUIDE NETWORK DISCUSSES THIS WEEK'S TOP STORIES.

A KICK ASS PREMIERE!


Note: I was there, there was a busty model dressed as Hit Girl, who greeted folks around the Cinerama Dome. Then,she mysteriously took off down Vine St.,and disappeared, near a church.
Apparently, she found a crime was taking place and needed to say prayer for the soon-to-be saved innocents.

AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE AND SOUTHLAND STAR GO NUDE.

CONAN SAYS- F$&* FOX! I'LL LEAD-IN FOR LOPEZ TONIGHT!

CHRIS ROCK ON THE TIGER WOODS SCANDAL.

CHARLIE SHEEN IS DONE WITH 2 1/2 MEN!

CHARLIE SHEEN:"Much speculation and rumor has arisen from my current status
surrounding Two and a Half Men. All of the numbers reported in the
press are false. Claims from ‘inside sources’ regarding offers from
the studio as well as my salary, on their best day, are without merit.
Approaching the start of the current season and as far back as June
‘09, I submitted my terms for season eight to Warner Bros. and CBS
respectfully. Both parties have known the score for over a year. In no
way, has this been a hasty or negligent eleventh hour surprise. I
offer this information out of love and respect to my crew, my on-set
family, my writers, executive staff, as well as my real family, my
dear friends and my loyal fans. We tape the final episode of the
season this evening. If tonight’s show is the end for me as Charlie
Harper, so be it. Another journey has begun. I take from the
experience 161 shows filled with a kaleidoscope of amazing
experiences, memories, friendships and gratitude. I remain humbly
inspired.”

NICK CAGE STRUGGLES TO SELL $10 MILLION HOME.
From Gawker.

Not one bid has come in for his "frat house bordello" villa.As one real estate agent put it, no one wants to "live in a grown-up version of the kid on Silver Spoons room."

"There must have been 300 comic book covers elaborately framed and
hanging on the walls!," the agent continued. The agent lamented on- about the tracks of model trains "a couple feet below the ceiling circled the
inside of the breakfast room and two bedrooms."

PSYCHO-SLUT ACTRESS JENNY MCCARTHY AND COMIC JIM CARREY BREAK-UP.

NIKKI SHERIDAN TO SUE FAT PIG CREATOR, OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES OVER FIRING.

SHELBY MARX HAS FOUGHT TO GET HER OWN SHOW.

TRUE BLOOD'S ANNA PAQUIN GOES SEXUALLY ROGUE.

NUDE SCANDAL VICTIM, GETS DEATH THREATS WHILE DANCING...

ANOTHER CONTROLLED APOLOGY FROM TIGER WOODS.

JANEET JACKSON TELLS OPRAH ABOUT MICHEAL'S LAST DAY.

BRENT AND ELLEN TRASH DRAGONS WITH ROTTEN TOMATOES.

WHORE V. BITCH: CHELSEA "BANG BANG" HANDLER VS. "THE NAZI" MICHELLE "BOMBSHELL" MCGEE
From PopEater-

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee might want to consider choosing her
adversaries a little more carefully. We would think it common sense --
not that she's shown much of that recently (ever?) -- but starting a
beef with a popular late night talk show host known for talking
celebrity smack was probably ill-advised ... to say the least.


So it's really no surprise that McGee's saucy response to a joke on
comedienne Chelsea Handler's blog has gotten her into hot water with
the E! gabber, according to EW.


The war of words began after Handler posted a joke about McGee on her
blog, saying, "I guess she doesn't read magazines which makes sense,
since she basically has one on her face." In Handler-land, that's
about as tame as a joke is going to get, and given the amount of ink
spilled dissing McGee since the Jesse James infidelity scandal broke,
she should have just left it go.


But she didn't, of course. Bad move.


McGee responded on her Facebook page, saying, "Chelsea, here's some
free advice: Use some of that Botox from your forehead and put it in
your flabby underarm skin. I've seen better wings in a bucket of KFC
chicken."


We don't mean to question McGee's (always spot-on) judgment, but when
your platform is a Facebook page and your opponent's is a hit show on
E! built around a round table of comics cracking jokes at the expense
of celebrities, well, you're not exactly going to get a muffin basket
thanking you for poking fun of the host's appearance.


And as such, Handler took to her show last night and dealt McGee a
proper smackdown. After cracking a few jokes about dipping her arms in
blue cheese, the host got a little hostile: "First of all, look at my
forehead, you dumb b***h, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your
forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead -- and probably
Jesse James' b***s. So shut your face." Pow!

JESSE JAMES LOVES EMULATING FALLEN BLACK MEN-NOW, HIS DOG FIGHTING SCANDAL

JESSE JAMES-THE LATEST "VICTIM" OF SEX REHAB.

TWILIGHT:ECLIPSE PHOTOS.

MORE DIVORCE RUMORS FOR SANDY

DISNEY HOPES- IT'S THE LAST SONG FOR MILEY (HILARY DUFF STYLE.)

CLASH OF THE TITANS STARTS NOW.

RICKY MARTIN MAKES A STATEMENT ABOUT HIS LIFE.
-Comes out of the closet,without the duress and hate of others,thinking they could pick that time for him.

The Vancover Sun formally announced (through his website )that the former Pop Idol Ricky Martin states that "I am a fortunate homosexual man."

Martin continues:"Many people told me: 'Ricky it's not important,' 'it's not worth it,' 'all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse,' 'many
people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your
nature.' Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I
decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth.
Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a
self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for
my decisions and my actions.

"These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me
that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives
me the power to conquer emotions I didn't even know existed.," he
continued. "Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love,
acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step
towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution. I am proud to say
that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am."

Celebrity news bloodhound, Barbara Walters claimed she "regretted trying to corner Martin to be straight about his sexuality in an interview in 2000." She later realized it would "have killed his career."

Walters surmises:"In 2000, I pushed Ricky Martin very hard to admit if he was gay or
not, and the way he refused to do it made everyone decide that he was," she
told The Toronto Star. "A lot of people say that destroyed his career, and
when I think back on it now, I feel it was an inappropriate question."

Walters finishes: "You know, you could stop these rumors. You
could say, as many artists have, 'Yes I am gay,' or you could say, 'No I'm
not,' or you could leave it, as you are, ambiguous. I don't want to put you
on the spot, but it's in your power to do it."

WHAT AMERICA THINKS OF THE HOT TUB TIME MACHINE.

IS ROB RODRIGUEZ'S PREDATORS,THE UNOFFICIAL THIRD CHAPTER?

JUST UP THE STREET FORM ZOMBIELAND,IS SKATELAND.

DEATH AT A FUNERAL-THE BLACK EDITION.

IS JESSE JAMES- THE NEXT TIGER WOODS?

TV'S BLOND SHANNON DOHERTY-KATHERINE HEIGL QUITS HER HIT SHOW.

THE CAST OF HOT TUB TIME MACHINE SPEAKS!

IS DIVORCE IMMANENT? SANDRA BULLOCK IS NO SHOW IN GERMANY.

BEST FRIEND IN MR. HOLLAND'S OPUS THANKS SECURITY GUARD.
(Exclusive.)

A Latino, McRoberts security guard- at the Oscars (known only as Frank,) ended up helping the wife of actor and current day manager of the Kodak theatre, Jay Thomas.

The night of the big event, the woman's wife was dress impeccably. She got lost and needed to use the bathroom. The guard quickly, told her where to go and how to get back to the proceedings.

At the end of the event, Thomas and his wife walked back by- the metal detector where "Frank" was working. Thomas announced himself to the guard and, re-thanked him for helping his wife.

Weirdly, just an hour prior to this, a white male, Vegas lounge singer type- was thrown out by the cops. As he passed by a male, African American guard said, something about not being thrown out because of drugs.

BRAD PITT IS STILL KICK ASS!

ALICE WINS AT THE MULTIPLEX.

REAL NEWS: OBAMA'S FIRST ACCOMPLISHMENT AT PRES.-HEALTH CARE.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND CAMERON DIAZ WORK OUT IT ON BAD TEACHER.

ONE OF COREY HAIM'S LAST PUBLIC APPEARANCES.

SANDRA BULLOCK DELAYS LONDON VACATION,DUE TO ALLEGED CHEATING BY HUSBAND.

The Oscar-winner "pulled out of the London premiere of" The Blind Side after a "U.S. celebrity magazine published" that her rocking reality star hubby, Jesse James Pulled a Tiger woods against her.


Warner Bros just issued- this hastily prepared statement: "Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support 'The Blind Side' has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film," Bullock herself said in the message.

While this was being done, In Touch magazine ran "an interview with
a California model who claimed she had slept with Bullock's husband of
five years -while the actress was away in Atlanta filming- The Blind
Side last year."

Bullock "attributed much of her recent success to her
happiness at home." Is is thought, that she is victim of long running, Hollywood curse against actresses- whose either life or career has fallen apart (excluding Merly Streep) after coveting the award.

GET ASSALTED WITH ANGELINA J.-PITT.

CELEBRITY HOMOPHOBIA-SHERRY SHEPPARD. EXCLUSIVE!

This happened at the Hollywood and Highland plaza,one week before the Oscars. This is where Sandra Bullock, would make her impassioned award winning speech for the Blind Side about "no sexual orientation that makes us better than anyone else. We are all deserving of love."

The still rotund,yet flat Earth believing View co-host decided to use her lying ignorance- to attack a lone security for a lie. She wasn't going to give him- the right to defend himself and disprove the claim.

The ugly troll of a woman, locked eyes with the innocent quarry and remarked, "We all know your gay!" To the guard's surprise, an angelic Latina passing by (heard the exchange) and then said, "Your one to talk, since you believe the planet is flat.
Don't worry, we got your back!"

Then, her small group laughed- at the hypocrisy of this famous black woman. Since, she herself would normally be the victim of racism, had no right going after someone over gossip and homophobia. Especially, with Sheppard's Sarah Palin induced scientific knowledge of life, to judge strangers.

The portly, bigoted whore (with surprising rounded breasts) left without comment. It's truly nice- when real Americans defend each other from bullies, of hate and class meanace.

CELEB TV DECIDES TO BREAK J. LOVE AND JKX AGAIN.

ARE J. ANI AND G. BUTLER,JUST FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS OR TOTAL PUBLICITY?

THE TRUE STAR OF JENNIFER'S BODY,DRAPES HERSELF IN LACE LINGERIE.

BLACK EYED PEAS ROCK IT OUT.

CAN JERRY BRUCKHEIMER MAKE A RESPECTABLE- HIT VIDEO GAME MOVIE?

ONE OF THE TWO CORREYS (HAIM) IS DEAD AND PLAYING RACQUETBALL WITH BONER.

SEXY ZOE SALDANA LEADS- THE LOSERS.

LILO SUES E-COMMERCE SITE.

KEVIN COSTNER DOING, A HOFF IMPRESSION IN GERMANY.

IS MIMI WITH CHILD?

JOHNNY DEPP'S ALICE...

MEGAN FOX-IF SHE COULD ACT, LIKE SHE SCREWS...

IS THE HURT LOCKER BASED ON A TRUE STORY?

THE OSCARS ARE THIS SUNDAY!

GRANDDAD CARREY.

THOSE CRAZIES ARE SICK.

RICHARD MILLHOUSE STEBONE- IS FOUND DEAD IN CANADA.

Missing Growing Pains star, Andrew
Koenig's body- was found by Vancover police.

The cops found his remains in Stanley Park, about noon.

The star has been missing for over 11 days. The fuzz are conducting (as of this update) a news conference, where Bonner's real life parents- are
most likely going to attend.

IS TIGER WOODS, A SEX AND DRUG ADDICT?

SHANNON ELIZABETH AND TERI HATCHER BATTLE IN POKER TOURNAMENT.

HUGH GRANT'S EX,ACCIDENTALLY SHOWS HER BOOB IN PUBLIC.

SHEEN BEGINS REHAB STAY,FATE OF HIS SHOW IS SUSPENDED FOR NOW

Variety.com confirmed that Charlie Sheen has checked himself into rehab, at the suggestion of Stan Rosenfield who "released a statement confirming that the thespian has entered rehab."

Sheen halted production, in the middle of the 19th of 24 ordered shows for the season. Sheen's legal noose is tightening around his plea, in CO. on Mar. 15th court date. The D.A.is intending to come down hard on the actor,for attacking his wife Brooke Muller (also in rehab for crack use) with a knife- when both were drunk off their asses on Christmas Day, last year.

JULIE BENZ LIVES AGAIN ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES.

KATIE COURIC DISCUSS THE WOODS ADULTERY MESS.

CLAIRE BEAR LATEST BIKINI SHOOT.

CHUCK SHEEN IS ANGERED- ABOUT GOING BACK TO REHAB,AFTER HIS WIFE FINISHES HER STINT AT A BETTY FORD LIKE CLINIC.

Imnotobsessed.com stated that- "sources close" to his wife Brooke Mueller has suggested to Charlie Sheen should, "go back to rehab as well, but he's refusing to go."

CBS will have renegotiate Sheen's contract soon," an inside source said and the 2 1/2 Men star "doesn't think he has a problem and he's not going into rehab." Sheen's denial is common with most alcoholics. The source just hopes,
"Charlie will get the help he needs, and sooner rather than later."

"He is not going to rehab," the Sheen's rep added, "Who told him
to go to rehab? Correct answer: no one." The rep couldn't comment on the high blood alcohol count, when he was arrested and Sheen's openness about his dealing with alcoholism, until recently.

NEW BLACK CARD BABE INTROS TOY STORY 3

NICOLE RITCHIE CONTINUES TO DEBITCH-BUILDS PLAYGROUND FOR HOMELESS KIDS.

TRACY MORGAN:"BLACKS PEOPLE DON'T WATCH THE WINTER OLYMPICS."

DIRECTOR KEVIN SMITH CONFIRMS- BRUCE WILLIS IS A COP OUT!

BRANGELINA IN HAITI.

AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE AUDITIONS FOR BIKINI BEACH?

MEGAN FOX TO MAKE CROWD FORGET SHE CAN'T ACT- WITH MORE SEMI-NUDE SHOTS.

THE NEW SILK SPECTRE, ON HOW SHE MET TED.

DID JOHN MAYER HAVE "CRAZY SEX" WITH JESSICA SIMPSON ON DRUGS?

NBC CONTINUES TO USE PAST IDEAS, TO PROP UP THEIR PRESENT.
-YOU KNOW,PAUL REISER: HIS NEW MAD IDEA IS ABOUT ANOTHER SITCOM.

From Deadline Hollywood
EXCLUSIVE: The last time Paul Reiser created a sitcom that was picked up by NBC, it was the major hit Mad About You and ran from 1992 all the way to 1999 on the network. So it's understandable if NBC is feeling somewhat nostalgic for Reiser's product. Now I've learned that last night the network picked up a Warner Bros pilot that was written by and stars Paul Reiser who also will executive produce. There's no official announcement about this yet. But the deal for this single-camera filmed series is said to be "big".

DR. MURRAY CHARGED OFFICIALLY WITH HIS CRIME.

IS SANDY BULLOCK TURNING INTO THE CUNT,JULIA ROBERTS ALWAYS SAID SHE WAS?

DRUGS,PNEUMONIA AND RECENT BAD BOX OFIICES RETURNS- KILLED BRITTANY MURPHY.

NICK JONAS JOKINGLY SLAMS ROB DYLAN.

MEL GIBSON LASHES OUT, OVER HIS ANTI-SEMITIC TIRADE

WE ARE THE WORLD...NEWS NOW!

LEO DICAPRIO TALKS ABOUT MAKING MYST INTO A MOVIE OR SOMETHING.

ALL SHE WANTS TO DO,IS GO THE GRAMMYS.

FROM PARIS WITH LOVE,THE LATEST ON MARIAH CAREY

O 'BRIEN:8 MONTHS BEHIND A MASSIVE FUCK-UP.

CAN JERRY SHAW DEFEAT GORDON GECKO, LIKE SOME NEW JACK BUD FOX?

SEMI CONFIRMATION ABOUT THE BRANGELINA SPLIT.

MEL GIBSON FINALLY APOLOGIZES TO POWERFUL JEWS- THROUGH HUMOR.

JACK BAUER FALLS FOR CATTLE FUTURES SCAM.

IS PLAYER GERALD BUTLER- SCREWING JESSICA SIMPSON AND JENNIFER ANISTON?

WILL MARISA TOMEI "SHAKE AND BAKE" WITH THE WALK HARD STAR.

LIES ABOUT BRAD AND ANGIE BREAKING UP AGAIN:TAKE WHATEVER.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON KILLS NEAR THE ED SULLIVAN THEATRE.

RHIANNA MAKES ANOTHER GREAT BOYFRIEND CHOICE.

DID ANGIE JOLIE CHEAT ON BRAD PITT?

ROB ESTES JOINS JENNIE GARTH IN LEAVING 90210.

West Bevery HAS lost its school counselor, and the principal.

Zap2it confirmed that Rob Estes' Harry Wilson, "will be
written out of the show by season's end." The loss will affect:
Annie (Shenae Grimes) Dixon (Tristan Wilds) and his wife Debbie
(Lori Loughlin.)This will force the family, to adapt to being the working class family- in the richest zip code in the nation.

Estes' PR rep gave this statement:

"I wish the show, cast and crew nothing but the best. I am looking forward to
spending time with my kids and exploring other opportunities." Estes is leaving over the lack of raise,despite the show's modest success.


Estes "apparently leaves 90210 on good terms with producers and with The CW" and is negotiation to appear as an undead on the Vampire Diaries.

GLENN BECK IS WORRIED OVER SARAH PALIN'S SUCCESS AT FOX NEWS.

Beck is "concerned" that FNC heads- so love Sarah's slutty,yet wholesome attributes that are driving ratings, but she won't consent to being on with Beck. The network is hot to give her own show and Beck's time slot was mentioned in passing.

"Sarah is the new flavor of the month at Fox. All the bosses love her. She's an
incredibly strong woman who finds a way of getting what she wants," Beck's insider
reiterated. "Glenn has convinced himself that it's his 5 p.m. slot that Sarah
has her eye on."

Beck has decided to face-off with Palin, in an Anne Boleyn Vs. King Henry VIII scenario, "Glenn thinks of himself as the King and isn't going to be replaced by a Queen without a fight."

Beck forgets that Sarah "is solely as an analyst," though a ratings "powerhouse" by
"appearing on (other) shows hosted by other Fox anchors".

HOW DENZEL AND MILA KUNIS ALMOST TOOK DOWN AVATAR.

SONY NAMES THE NEW DIRECTOR OF SPIDER MAN: TEEN YEARS.

A LISTERS GO TEAM COCO (OUTSIDE THE DRAMA, CONAN IS AN A-HOLE) AT NBC'S LATE NIGHT DEBACLE.

A CHARLIE ROSE ROUND TABLE ON LATE NIGHT YAKKERS.

WILL CHRISTIANS TURN UP FOR THE BOOK OF ELI.

IS LILO'S NEW SEX TAPE ABOUT TO SAVE HER CAREER?

CONAN'S ARROGANT ASS, PLAYS DEAL OR NO DEAL FOR HIS JOB.