ON AUG 15,2010- THE HOFF WIL BE "HASELED."








"COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff" Premieres On Sunday, August 15 At 10:00 P.M. ET/PT

NEW YORK-- International superstar and television icon David Hasselhoff has been announced as COMEDY CENTRAL's next Roastee. The show is scheduled to tape this summer in Los Angeles. "The COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff" will air on Sunday, August 15 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT.


"I'm honored that COMEDY CENTRAL is going to get 'Hoff' on me," said David Hasselhoff. "I have always been a major fan of Roasts, dating back to the days of the 'Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.' Laughter is the best medicine. Bring it on! I'm ready to take the heat."


"David Hasselhoff is a worldwide celebrity who has and continues to entertain audiences around the globe," said Elizabeth Porter, senior vice president, specials and talent for COMEDY CENTRAL. "By the end of this year's Roast, this pop culture icon will surely see that no slow motion run or life preserver can save him."


The "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of David Hasselhoff" will be executive produced by Joel Gallen from Tenth Planet Productions, who was also executive producer and director of the "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Joan Rivers," "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Larry The Cable Guy," "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Bob Saget," "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Flavor-Flav," the Emmy-nominated "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of William Shatner" and the "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Pamela Anderson." Larry Thompson will also serve as executive producer and previously held this title on the "COMEDY CENTRAL Roasts" of Joan Rivers and William Shatner. Elizabeth Porter is the executive in charge for the network.

MEGAN FOX IS OFFICIALLY OUT AS LARA CROFT. WARNER BROS. WANT KIM KARDASHIAN FOR THE PART.
-ANGIE JOLIE STILL HAS AN OUTSIDE CHANCE THOUGH.

LOOK AT ALL THIS SHAT!, MY DAD SAYS....

WHAT THE REAL KARATE KID- THINKS OF THIS REBOOT, WITH WILL SMITH'S RILEY FREEMAN-LIKE SON.

BEYONCE SAID F@#$ A DESTINY'S CHILD REUNION.
Source: Columbia Records/Music World

"Contrary to rumors online of a Destiny's Child reunion, there are no plans for the group to reunite for a performance or album. The rumors are false.


Destiny's Child made an unprecedented impact in contemporary music, becoming one of the best-selling groups of all time.


Beyonce, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams have each moved on to successful solo careers. The members remain close, but will not reunite as a group."

CALL OF DUTY LANDS IN ZOMBIE LAND.

SANTA MONICA, Calif., June 4 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- Zombies return to the "Death Swamp" in their relentless pursuit for brains today, as Activision Publishing, Inc. (NASDAQ:ATVI) and developer Treyarch released Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES II, an adaptation of the popular "Shi No Numa" map for the iPhone and iPod touch. Originally released as downloadable content for one of the most popular and played online games of 2009, Call of Duty: World at War, "Shi No Numa" gives players new characters, a massive new location, the deadly new Wunderwaffe DG-2, new traps, and the addition of Hellhounds to the attacking legions of Undead. This new app is available for $9.99 through the app store, but fans who own the original Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES can download "Shi No Numa" as an In-App Purchase for $4.99.


Named as one of iTunes Rewind's Best Apps of 2009, Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES faithfully delivers upon the experience of one of the most popular and played online games of 2009. The game offers limitless rounds of a single player experience in addition to intense co-op gameplay experience in full 3-D, allowing up to four players to join a game via Wi-Fi, locally or across the Internet, and up to two players via Bluetooth.


The original Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES and Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES II Apps, developed by Ideaworks Game Studio for the iPhone and iPod touch based on Treyarch's console version, are available for $9.99 from the App Store at www.itunes.com/appstore/. The "Verruckt" map, also developed by Ideaworks Game Studio, is available for $4.99 from the main menus of both Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES and Call of Duty: World at War: ZOMBIES II.


For more information about Call of Duty: World at War, visit www.CoDWaW.com.


About Activision Publishing, Inc.


Headquartered in Santa Monica, California, Activision Publishing, Inc. is a leading worldwide developer, publisher and distributor of interactive entertainment and leisure products.


Activision maintains operations in the U.S., Canada, the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Sweden, Spain, Norway, Denmark, the Netherlands, Australia, Russia, Japan, South Korea, China and the region of Taiwan. More information about Activision and its products can be found on the company's website, www.activision.com.


Cautionary Note Regarding Forward-looking Statements: Information in this press release that involves Activision Publishing's expectations, plans, intentions or strategies regarding the future are forward-looking statements that are not facts and involve a number of risks and uncertainties. Activision Publishing generally uses words such as "outlook," "will," "could," "would," "might," "remains," "to be," "plans," "believes," "may," "expects," "intends," "anticipates," "estimate," future," "plan," "positioned," "potential," "project," "remain," "scheduled," "set to," "subject to," "upcoming" and similar expressions to identify forward-looking statements. Factors that could cause Activision Publishing's actual future results to differ materially from those expressed in the forward-looking statements set forth in this release include, but are not limited to, sales levels of Activision Publishing's titles, shifts in consumer spending trends, the impact of the current macroeconomic environment, the seasonal and cyclical nature of the interactive game market, Activision Publishing's ability to predict consumer preferences among competing hardware platforms, declines in software pricing, product returns and price protection, product delays, retail acceptance of Activision Publishing's products, adoption rate and availability of new hardware (including peripherals) and related software, industry competition, rapid changes in technology, industry standards and consumer preferences, protection of proprietary rights, litigation against Activision Publishing, maintenance of relationships with key personnel, customers, licensees, licensors, vendors and third-party developers, counterparty risks relating to customers, licensees, licensors and manufacturers, domestic and international economic, financial and political conditions and policies, foreign exchange rates and tax rates, integration of recent acquisitions and the identification of suitable future acquisition opportunities, and the other factors identified in the risk factors section of Activision Blizzard's most recent annual report on Form 10-K and any subsequent quarterly reports on Form 10-Q. The forward-looking statements in this release are based upon information available to Activision Publishing and Activision Blizzard as of the date of this release, and neither Activision Publishing nor Activision Blizzard assumes any obligation to update any such forward-looking statements. Forward-looking statements believed to be true when made may ultimately prove to be incorrect. These statements are not guarantees of the future performance of Activision Publishing or Activision Blizzard and are subject to risks, uncertainties and other factors, some of which are beyond its control and may cause actual results to differ materially from current expectations.

RUSSELL BRAND ON GETTING HIMSELF TO THE GREEK.

BIG "SURPRISE", MILEY CYRUS AND THAT GUY FROM THE LAST SONG HAVE BROKEN UP.

WORST LOIS LANE EVER- LEAVES THE ARCLIGHT!

CHUCK SHEEN'S REAL SHOT AT PRISON.

MILEY CYRUS BECOMES A SEXY, SWIMWEAR MODEL AT HER RECENT CONCERT.

MEMORIAL WEEKEND BOX OFFICE.

SMALLVILLE'S TOM WELLING WANTS LANA AND LEX TO RETURN FOR FINAL SEASON.

"WHATCHU TALKIN' 'BOUT" I'M IN HEAVEN, WILLS. AMERICA WILL MISS U,GARY.

FORMER TRANSFORMERS STAR,MEGAN FOX REPLACED WITH PRETTY, LITTLE PROOF OF ACTING NEWCOMER.
-FANS PROBABLY WON'T NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.

GARY COLEMAN GOES TO HOSPITAL.

...AND MATT LAUER THOUGHT DR. RICK MARSHALL TOLD HIM TO "SUCK IT."

CHARLIZE THERON'S "HOTNESS" TO BE GIVEN A GUYS CHOICE AWARD.
Source: Spike TV

On June 5, at Sony Studios in Culver City, The Monster star will receive it on the ceremony's fourth edition. Presenters will be "Robert Downey, Jr., James Gandolfini, Scarlett Johansson, Jason Statham, Dwayne Johnson, Samuel L. Jackson, Kid Rock," and will air on Spike TV at 10 PM on Sunday, June 20th.

Theron follows last year's winner Halle Berry, for "remarkable acting ability combined with her unbelievable beauty has earned her a legion of fans across the globe." The Academy Award winner, also earned a "Golden Globe Award for Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture and Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role. In 2007, men's magazine Esquire named Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Never afraid to mix it up, Spike guys find her equally appealing for her action roles in Hancock, and The Italian Job."

Former Team Coco director, Beth McCarthy-Miller will serve as one of the executive producers. Vote at guyschoice.spike.com to concur with this selection.

MADONNA ON SHORT TO BE NEXT, MEAN AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE.

JESSE JAMES ON BEING A SLEAZY DUMBASS.

THE JFK DIRECTOR IS TO SPEAK AT NATIONAL PRESS CLUB.

WASHINGTON, May 24 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- Oliver Stone, the award-winning film director of movies including "JFK" and "Platoon," will speak at a National Press Club luncheon on June 23, 2010.
Stone, whose latest film is "South of the Border," will speak about the movie, making it and the political issues it addresses. The movie, being released in June, examines Latin American political leaders.


Stone and his crew filmed South American leaders including Venezuela's Hugo Chavez and Argentina's Cristina Kirchner for the film highlighting leftward-shifting politics among Latin American leaders. Stone will answer questions along with Tariq Ali and Mark Weisbrot, who did the film's screenplay.


The National Press Club program will begin promptly at 12 p.m. with Stone's remarks followed by a question-and-answer session.

DIDDY HAS GOTTEN HIMSELF TO THE GREEK (THEATRE.)

INSTEAD OF FIRING MEGAN FOX FROM TRANSFORMERS 3, COULDN'T MICHEAL BAY JUST HAVE KILLED HER OFF?

QUEEN L. HOSTING BET AWARDS FEELS JUST WRIGHT.

Grammy® Award-Winning Musician, Acclaimed Television and Film Actress, Label President, Author and Entrepreneur Queen Latifah to Host the Biggest Night in Entertainment

Multi-Award Winning A-Listers Diddy-Dirty Money, Trey Songz, Nicki Minaj and Drake to Grace the BET Awards '10 Stage Jay-Z Leads the Pack with 5 Individual Nominations, Followed by Beyonce, Alicia Keys, Trey Songz and Melanie Fiona Tied With 4 Each Pop Prince Justin Bieber Gets A Nod for Best New Artist, Newcomer Selena Gomez for the YoungStars Award and the Accomplished Zoe Saldana for Best Actress

"We are thrilled that Queen Latifah is going to host the BET AWARDS '10," commented Stephen Hill, President of Music Programming and Specials, BET Networks. "Her versatility as a performer perfectly matches the dynamism of our show. This will be the perfect 10. Get ready for stirring performances, a surprise that will knock you out and massive quantities of fun; all helmed by 'The Queen.'"


One-woman entertainment conglomerate Queen Latifah is sure to reign supreme as host of this year's BET AWARDS '10. Blessed with style and substance, Queen Latifah is a Grammy® Award-winning musician, television and film actress, label president, author and entrepreneur. On January 4, 2006, she became the first hip hop artist to be crowned with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, has received rave reviews, an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actress for her portrayal as Mama Morton in Miramax's "Chicago" as well as a Golden Globe and SAG Award win for her heart wrenching role in "Life Support."


BET AWARDS '10 will recognize the achievements of artists, entertainers and athletes in 19 categories. Front-runner Jay-Z gets 5 individual nominations across multiple categories: Best Male Hip Hop Artist, Best Collaboration, Video of the Year (for which he holds two nominations) and Viewer's Choice. Closely behind are Beyonce (Best Female R&B Artist, Best Collaboration, Video of the Year, Viewer's Choice), Alicia Keys (Best Female R&B Artist, Best Collaboration, Video of the Year, Viewer's Choice), Trey Songz (Best Male R&B Artist, Best Collaboration - 2, Viewer's Choice) and Melanie Fiona (Best Female R&B Artist, Best New Artist, Video of the Year, Centric Award) with 4 each.

STUMP THE BABE WITH ALYSSA MILANO

TWI-HARDERS UNITE: SUMMIT PRODUCTIONS THREATENING TO DUMP ASHLEY GREEN AND K. LUTZ, IF THEY DON'T BACK DOWN- ON THEIR MILLION $+ SALARY DEMANDS.

LILO CAT-FIGHTS AGAIN WITH A MODEL.

HOTHEAD A-HOLE, MATT LAURER CHEATS WITH WHITNEY HOUSTON'S SISTER.

HOLLYWOOD'S BALLYS:IS IT WORTH IT?
Has Ballys learned how to help newcomers get back into shape? Not Quite.


The Bally's Total Fitness- in Hollywood,CA is located at 1638 El Centro Av. It is a huge two level gym, filled with every possible fitness contraption ever conceived. The gym's leader is Tim Gilbert, a jovial ,yet professional fellow -that runs his place with an easy, going charm and dedication to physical health. The amenities in this fitness shopping mall includes: Cardio Equipment, A Figure 8 Indoor Track, a four level parking structure (right next door,) pricey Personal Trainers , Pilates, Sauna, Pool, Cycling stations, Group Exercise Classes,Steam room,whirlpool,Yoga room (where boxing and caporeira classes also take place,)day care center and bilingual staffing.

The gym advertises its famous 7-day free pass, while trying to get the would-be athletes, to commit to either: its 2 year $28/mo,1 year $20/mo. or month-to-month workout (no contracts) of $35 per month. The firm now offers- a $5 month discount- under their "Getting Started" promotion. To truly enjoy to the services,the tour guide known only as David stressed: Bring your headset for TV exercisers and You must bring you own towel. They have had theft and forgotten ones left behind- so much, they are no longer able to tolerate this- maybe that's why they went into bankruptcy.

The best part of workout here, is you won't bothered by the other guests. If you stick to your routine, the others won't bother you either. This can also make the work out rather lonely, if looking to meet new people.

Also, much like a Wal-Mart-you'll have to hunt around for a instructor, to find which machines, does the best benefits for your body. You can hire a personal trainer, but they cost anywhere from $25-50 an hour extra (on top of the usage fee of the club.) If you are an official member of the club, Bally's will let one "test drive" a trainer for about 45 minutes for free.

One problem with the locker room (beside potential Think Fast Red Herrings) are actually have to see neo-naked, and the small, hidden fees there. You can bring you own lock for unlimited use, or pay a $1 to use a time based token system. Again, the pictures on the machines aren't always the best guide to using the gear correctly, so more trainers patrolling the ground looking the newbies, could help in the short run. The best bets are the jogging machines that allow runners to watch a small bevy of TV cable networks or simply leg lift where one CAN feel the burn at least two days after using the device.

The place is good, for those how know what they want- in their workout and can or want to be left alone. However, this is a terrible place to begin a workout regime, as the place itself tries to nickel and dime customers, as much as possible and your left to guess without the instruction and advice of a personal trainer, you''ll have to play almost through the roof to use. At this particular location, the babe-watching is scarce,but once find some (such as the Young J.Lo and Julie Benz look-a-likes, that paraded about the facility one day) almost make-up for the confusion and pain of cycling badly or using the ab crunch incorrectly.

Dates visited April 5,10,13,14

CAMERON DIAZ "ACCIDENTALLY" BEAT TOM CRUISE'S ASS.

VOTE RUSSELL CROWE FOR ROBIN HOOD.

JKX GRIEVES OVER J.LOVE, WITH THE BABES AT THE NEW W. HOLLYWOOD HOTEL.

BLACK WIDOW AND PEPPER POTTS DISCUSS THEIR TIME WITH TONY STARK.

SUMMIT ENTETAINMENT MAY HAVE TO SHOW- ASHLEY GREEN AND SOME OTHER GUY- THE MONEY FOR BREAKING DAWN DOUBLE HEADER.

AVRIL VS. LILO:ROUND 2

A GLEEFUL STAR AT THE HOLLYWOOD EGYPTIAN.

OMG...IT'S USHER ON OPRAH.

DID AMERICA'S ASSHOLE MEL GIBSON CHEAT WITH ANOTHER PORN STAR.

NEWCOMER SINGER- DOESN'T KNOW HIS NAME IS GERMAN.

THE LA TIMES GOES VIRAL, WITH ITS MOVIE "WEEKEND....PEEKEND."

MILEY CYRUS MAKES SLEAZY MAD MAX 4 STYLE MUSIC VIDEO.

DID GABRIELLE UNION AND A NBA STAR- MAKE OUT HEAVILY IN FRONT OF HIS KIDS??

CAMERON DIAZ WITH A-ROD NOW ,AFTER BRIEFLY TAKING J.T. AWAY FROM NEMESIS JESSICA BIEL

REVENGE FOR BEING A LOUD MOUTH LYING JERK: DAVE BOREANAZ CHEATED ON HIS WIFE.
From USA Today

"Does anyone NOT cheat?," stated David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth of Fox's Bones.

Bones star David Boreanaz, 40, is the latest star to confess that he has been unfaithful to his wife of nearly nine years, Jaime Bergman.

"Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities," the actor tells People.com. "I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible."

Boreanaz is coming forward, he says, because a former mistress "whore," whom he declines to name, contacted an attorney and threatened to contact media outlets. He says he's now "working" on his marriage.

FINALLY,KATE HUDSON BUYS HERSELF SOME BREASTS- TO MATCH THE REST OF HER BEAUTY.

OLIVIA MUNN TRYING VERY HARD TO BE THE FIRST, TO BREAK AWAY FROM G4.

HALLE BERRY SPLITS FROM HER BABY DADDY.

SMUG MILEY CYRUS READY TO BE NEXT LIZ BERKLEY?

BACK UP PLAN DIRECTOR DECIDES WHICH FAILED PREMIERE OF THE J. LO COMEDY, HE LIKED BEST.

JULIA ROBERTS TRIES TO STAY IN THE MOVIE GAME AGAINST NEMESIS SANDY BULLOCK.

BAN THE CIRCUS WITH OLIVIA MUNN.

TOUCH OF RACISM/SCHLOCK JOCK COMIC SARAH SILVERMAN'S SHOW- TO BE CANCELED AFTER THIS SEASON.

ABC News, confirmed that due to Silverman- trying to change the format- to a more Roger Rabbit type program. This has blown up the budget with special effects,therefore the show will be cancelled, after this season.

The network has moved the show, to a late-night slot with little promotion. The arrogant comic- may have been disturbed by recent TVQ internal poll, which revealed that she is the least popular character on the show. The most popular are the gay duo Steve and Brain, her "nicer" real life sister Laura, even Laura's "husband", straight arrow cop Jay is more popular, than the alleged avaunt guard satirist.

Insiders stated that Silverman may try to move the show, to female oriented ABC (where Ex-boyfriend- talk show host Jimmy Kimmel is) or the "other" cable comedy channel TBS. The Insdier also stated that "they could just give (us) more
money."

DIRECTOR JON FAVREAU DISH ON IRON MAN 2!

VISIT THE OCEANS OF THE BLUE PEOPLE IN AVATAR'S SEQUEL.

AN ARROGANT,HOT WINNER ZOE SALDANA LEADS THE LOSERS, ON THE RED CARPET.

BRAD AND ANGIE FINALLY GETTING MARRIED, FOR THE SAKE OF THE KIDS?

HOLLYWOOD'S BABY BOOM.

IS KELLY CLARKSON SUPPORTING CIGARETTES?

MILA KUNIS,SETH GREEN AND MAC CULKIN SMOKE, WHILE ALLEGED COMIC NAMED SABRINA MAKES WEIRD RACIST JOKES!

TV GUIDE NETWORK DISCUSSES THIS WEEK'S TOP STORIES.

A KICK ASS PREMIERE!


Note: I was there, there was a busty model dressed as Hit Girl, who greeted folks around the Cinerama Dome. Then,she mysteriously took off down Vine St.,and disappeared, near a church.
Apparently, she found a crime was taking place and needed to say prayer for the soon-to-be saved innocents.

AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE AND SOUTHLAND STAR GO NUDE.

CONAN SAYS- F$&* FOX! I'LL LEAD-IN FOR LOPEZ TONIGHT!

CHRIS ROCK ON THE TIGER WOODS SCANDAL.

CHARLIE SHEEN IS DONE WITH 2 1/2 MEN!

CHARLIE SHEEN:"Much speculation and rumor has arisen from my current status
surrounding Two and a Half Men. All of the numbers reported in the
press are false. Claims from ‘inside sources’ regarding offers from
the studio as well as my salary, on their best day, are without merit.
Approaching the start of the current season and as far back as June
‘09, I submitted my terms for season eight to Warner Bros. and CBS
respectfully. Both parties have known the score for over a year. In no
way, has this been a hasty or negligent eleventh hour surprise. I
offer this information out of love and respect to my crew, my on-set
family, my writers, executive staff, as well as my real family, my
dear friends and my loyal fans. We tape the final episode of the
season this evening. If tonight’s show is the end for me as Charlie
Harper, so be it. Another journey has begun. I take from the
experience 161 shows filled with a kaleidoscope of amazing
experiences, memories, friendships and gratitude. I remain humbly
inspired.”

NICK CAGE STRUGGLES TO SELL $10 MILLION HOME.
From Gawker.

Not one bid has come in for his "frat house bordello" villa.As one real estate agent put it, no one wants to "live in a grown-up version of the kid on Silver Spoons room."

"There must have been 300 comic book covers elaborately framed and
hanging on the walls!," the agent continued. The agent lamented on- about the tracks of model trains "a couple feet below the ceiling circled the
inside of the breakfast room and two bedrooms."

PSYCHO-SLUT ACTRESS JENNY MCCARTHY AND COMIC JIM CARREY BREAK-UP.

NIKKI SHERIDAN TO SUE FAT PIG CREATOR, OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES OVER FIRING.

SHELBY MARX HAS FOUGHT TO GET HER OWN SHOW.

TRUE BLOOD'S ANNA PAQUIN GOES SEXUALLY ROGUE.

NUDE SCANDAL VICTIM, GETS DEATH THREATS WHILE DANCING...

ANOTHER CONTROLLED APOLOGY FROM TIGER WOODS.

JANEET JACKSON TELLS OPRAH ABOUT MICHEAL'S LAST DAY.

BRENT AND ELLEN TRASH DRAGONS WITH ROTTEN TOMATOES.

WHORE V. BITCH: CHELSEA "BANG BANG" HANDLER VS. "THE NAZI" MICHELLE "BOMBSHELL" MCGEE
From PopEater-

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee might want to consider choosing her
adversaries a little more carefully. We would think it common sense --
not that she's shown much of that recently (ever?) -- but starting a
beef with a popular late night talk show host known for talking
celebrity smack was probably ill-advised ... to say the least.


So it's really no surprise that McGee's saucy response to a joke on
comedienne Chelsea Handler's blog has gotten her into hot water with
the E! gabber, according to EW.


The war of words began after Handler posted a joke about McGee on her
blog, saying, "I guess she doesn't read magazines which makes sense,
since she basically has one on her face." In Handler-land, that's
about as tame as a joke is going to get, and given the amount of ink
spilled dissing McGee since the Jesse James infidelity scandal broke,
she should have just left it go.


But she didn't, of course. Bad move.


McGee responded on her Facebook page, saying, "Chelsea, here's some
free advice: Use some of that Botox from your forehead and put it in
your flabby underarm skin. I've seen better wings in a bucket of KFC
chicken."


We don't mean to question McGee's (always spot-on) judgment, but when
your platform is a Facebook page and your opponent's is a hit show on
E! built around a round table of comics cracking jokes at the expense
of celebrities, well, you're not exactly going to get a muffin basket
thanking you for poking fun of the host's appearance.


And as such, Handler took to her show last night and dealt McGee a
proper smackdown. After cracking a few jokes about dipping her arms in
blue cheese, the host got a little hostile: "First of all, look at my
forehead, you dumb b***h, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your
forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead -- and probably
Jesse James' b***s. So shut your face." Pow!

JESSE JAMES LOVES EMULATING FALLEN BLACK MEN-NOW, HIS DOG FIGHTING SCANDAL

JESSE JAMES-THE LATEST "VICTIM" OF SEX REHAB.

TWILIGHT:ECLIPSE PHOTOS.

MORE DIVORCE RUMORS FOR SANDY

DISNEY HOPES- IT'S THE LAST SONG FOR MILEY (HILARY DUFF STYLE.)

CLASH OF THE TITANS STARTS NOW.

RICKY MARTIN MAKES A STATEMENT ABOUT HIS LIFE.
-Comes out of the closet,without the duress and hate of others,thinking they could pick that time for him.

The Vancover Sun formally announced (through his website )that the former Pop Idol Ricky Martin states that "I am a fortunate homosexual man."

Martin continues:"Many people told me: 'Ricky it's not important,' 'it's not worth it,' 'all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse,' 'many
people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your
nature.' Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I
decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth.
Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a
self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for
my decisions and my actions.

"These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me
that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives
me the power to conquer emotions I didn't even know existed.," he
continued. "Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love,
acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step
towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution. I am proud to say
that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am."

Celebrity news bloodhound, Barbara Walters claimed she "regretted trying to corner Martin to be straight about his sexuality in an interview in 2000." She later realized it would "have killed his career."

Walters surmises:"In 2000, I pushed Ricky Martin very hard to admit if he was gay or
not, and the way he refused to do it made everyone decide that he was," she
told The Toronto Star. "A lot of people say that destroyed his career, and
when I think back on it now, I feel it was an inappropriate question."

Walters finishes: "You know, you could stop these rumors. You
could say, as many artists have, 'Yes I am gay,' or you could say, 'No I'm
not,' or you could leave it, as you are, ambiguous. I don't want to put you
on the spot, but it's in your power to do it."

WHAT AMERICA THINKS OF THE HOT TUB TIME MACHINE.

IS ROB RODRIGUEZ'S PREDATORS,THE UNOFFICIAL THIRD CHAPTER?

JUST UP THE STREET FORM ZOMBIELAND,IS SKATELAND.

DEATH AT A FUNERAL-THE BLACK EDITION.

IS JESSE JAMES- THE NEXT TIGER WOODS?

TV'S BLOND SHANNON DOHERTY-KATHERINE HEIGL QUITS HER HIT SHOW.

THE CAST OF HOT TUB TIME MACHINE SPEAKS!

IS DIVORCE IMMANENT? SANDRA BULLOCK IS NO SHOW IN GERMANY.

BEST FRIEND IN MR. HOLLAND'S OPUS THANKS SECURITY GUARD.
(Exclusive.)

A Latino, McRoberts security guard- at the Oscars (known only as Frank,) ended up helping the wife of actor and current day manager of the Kodak theatre, Jay Thomas.

The night of the big event, the woman's wife was dress impeccably. She got lost and needed to use the bathroom. The guard quickly, told her where to go and how to get back to the proceedings.

At the end of the event, Thomas and his wife walked back by- the metal detector where "Frank" was working. Thomas announced himself to the guard and, re-thanked him for helping his wife.

Weirdly, just an hour prior to this, a white male, Vegas lounge singer type- was thrown out by the cops. As he passed by a male, African American guard said, something about not being thrown out because of drugs.

BRAD PITT IS STILL KICK ASS!

ALICE WINS AT THE MULTIPLEX.

REAL NEWS: OBAMA'S FIRST ACCOMPLISHMENT AT PRES.-HEALTH CARE.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND CAMERON DIAZ WORK OUT IT ON BAD TEACHER.

ONE OF COREY HAIM'S LAST PUBLIC APPEARANCES.

SANDRA BULLOCK DELAYS LONDON VACATION,DUE TO ALLEGED CHEATING BY HUSBAND.

The Oscar-winner "pulled out of the London premiere of" The Blind Side after a "U.S. celebrity magazine published" that her rocking reality star hubby, Jesse James Pulled a Tiger woods against her.


Warner Bros just issued- this hastily prepared statement: "Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support 'The Blind Side' has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film," Bullock herself said in the message.

While this was being done, In Touch magazine ran "an interview with
a California model who claimed she had slept with Bullock's husband of
five years -while the actress was away in Atlanta filming- The Blind
Side last year."

Bullock "attributed much of her recent success to her
happiness at home." Is is thought, that she is victim of long running, Hollywood curse against actresses- whose either life or career has fallen apart (excluding Merly Streep) after coveting the award.

GET ASSALTED WITH ANGELINA J.-PITT.

CELEBRITY HOMOPHOBIA-SHERRY SHEPPARD. EXCLUSIVE!

This happened at the Hollywood and Highland plaza,one week before the Oscars. This is where Sandra Bullock, would make her impassioned award winning speech for the Blind Side about "no sexual orientation that makes us better than anyone else. We are all deserving of love."

The still rotund,yet flat Earth believing View co-host decided to use her lying ignorance- to attack a lone security for a lie. She wasn't going to give him- the right to defend himself and disprove the claim.

The ugly troll of a woman, locked eyes with the innocent quarry and remarked, "We all know your gay!" To the guard's surprise, an angelic Latina passing by (heard the exchange) and then said, "Your one to talk, since you believe the planet is flat.
Don't worry, we got your back!"

Then, her small group laughed- at the hypocrisy of this famous black woman. Since, she herself would normally be the victim of racism, had no right going after someone over gossip and homophobia. Especially, with Sheppard's Sarah Palin induced scientific knowledge of life, to judge strangers.

The portly, bigoted whore (with surprising rounded breasts) left without comment. It's truly nice- when real Americans defend each other from bullies, of hate and class meanace.

CELEB TV DECIDES TO BREAK J. LOVE AND JKX AGAIN.

ARE J. ANI AND G. BUTLER,JUST FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS OR TOTAL PUBLICITY?

THE TRUE STAR OF JENNIFER'S BODY,DRAPES HERSELF IN LACE LINGERIE.

BLACK EYED PEAS ROCK IT OUT.

CAN JERRY BRUCKHEIMER MAKE A RESPECTABLE- HIT VIDEO GAME MOVIE?