WE THOUGHT ROSARIO DAWSON AND WILL SMITH WERE LOVERS!
Thursday, April 04, 2013
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Friday, March 22, 2013
Friday, March 15, 2013
EXPOSE: IS A OBSCURE PRIZE CO RUINING YDKJ? CORRECT!
The great and revitalized, party trivia game, is slowly being brought down by Pae Dae. A Santa Monica, CA prize company that is- both incompetent and uncaring- toward creator Jellyvision's hipster players.
Players on the Facebook community page, have been complaining (since Jack's prize launch, back in late 2012,) that the prizes have been lousy,pricey coupons and/or infrequently awarded, even one properly, achieved the proper milestones to earn them.
This reporter is not immune this problem- as one of the self appointed, top players of the site (over 2 million fake dollars.) Pae Dae owes me a boatload of prizes earned: from getting medals,wining games and leveling up.
So far, I've only received two gifts: coupons from Omaha Steaks and Overstock art.com. I had to spend $100 to get $50 off. Hell, I just won $100 cash from Ralphs Markets, for their Oscar challenge.That glory was, for guessing is year's Oscar winners.So, I must call BS on this f'ed up company. Then, the coupons start to turn into SPAM,because the either constantly remind me to use and/or try to sell me on other items.
I sent numerous messages: to YDKJ Facebook page and instant message responder. Then, they tried a failed attempt to restart the prize giving, from around when the problem started.It was over free Quesso or something. Afterwards, Jellyvision told me deal with Pae Dae directly. I've sent a few messages to them and heard absolutely nothing, from the redemption firm.
Finally, I admit I was pissed at the situation. The last time I wrote Pae Dae, I called the red-haired, welcome page babe, a bitch. She had nothing to do directly with my problem, and I apologize to her.
Players on the Facebook community page, have been complaining (since Jack's prize launch, back in late 2012,) that the prizes have been lousy,pricey coupons and/or infrequently awarded, even one properly, achieved the proper milestones to earn them.
This reporter is not immune this problem- as one of the self appointed, top players of the site (over 2 million fake dollars.) Pae Dae owes me a boatload of prizes earned: from getting medals,wining games and leveling up.
So far, I've only received two gifts: coupons from Omaha Steaks and Overstock art.com. I had to spend $100 to get $50 off. Hell, I just won $100 cash from Ralphs Markets, for their Oscar challenge.That glory was, for guessing is year's Oscar winners.So, I must call BS on this f'ed up company. Then, the coupons start to turn into SPAM,because the either constantly remind me to use and/or try to sell me on other items.
I sent numerous messages: to YDKJ Facebook page and instant message responder. Then, they tried a failed attempt to restart the prize giving, from around when the problem started.It was over free Quesso or something. Afterwards, Jellyvision told me deal with Pae Dae directly. I've sent a few messages to them and heard absolutely nothing, from the redemption firm.
Finally, I admit I was pissed at the situation. The last time I wrote Pae Dae, I called the red-haired, welcome page babe, a bitch. She had nothing to do directly with my problem, and I apologize to her.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
FEENEY!! LOOK WHAT TOPENGA IS SHOWING!
Labels:
bikini,
BOY,
CHANGES,
CONNECTION,
DANIELLE FISHER,
girl,
Jennifer Aniston,
MEETS,
NAME,
NEPOTISM,
Olivia Wilde,
SNL,
TOPENGA,
WORLD
Friday, March 08, 2013
Thursday, March 07, 2013
OSCAR STORIES: SAM L. JACKSON & DUSTIN HOFFMAN.EXCLUSIVE!
A Latino security guard, was impressed by an old joke, done by the Outbreak star. After finding, a lot of metal objects (a myriad of change and keys,) that charming thespian- began throwing his jacket on the table, in mock anger. Then, he begins to unzip his pants.The old security pro- begins to lose it, with laughter.The other guards applauded the Marathon Man, who reclaims his items and refastens his pants.
The guard was less impressed, with both Oscar host Seth McFarland and Samuel L. Jackson. He thought they dressed, "like hobos." He said Jackson was "dressed in a Gilligan hat" and a dirty blue track suit and had a "bad attitude" to boot.
The guard was less impressed, with both Oscar host Seth McFarland and Samuel L. Jackson. He thought they dressed, "like hobos." He said Jackson was "dressed in a Gilligan hat" and a dirty blue track suit and had a "bad attitude" to boot.
Tuesday, March 05, 2013
ZOE SALDANA JOINS JJ ABAMS- IN BETRYING STAR TREK FOR STAR WARS.
Labels:
50 SHADES OF GREY,
assholes,
betrayal,
DOING IT,
JJ ABRAMS,
love scene,
MILA KUNIS,
NOT,
Oprah Winfrey,
SAME THING,
SCREW IT,
STAR TREK,
Star Wars,
Terence Howard,
THE,
ZOE SALDANA
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
OSCAR STORIES- RUSSELL CROWE (EXCLUSIVE)
Our rep strolls up his friend, Dawn.They are both backstage of Dolby Theatre ,at the Academy Awards. Dawn is giddy and claims that Liam Neeson just passed by her,going into a realistic grass maze- that escaped the climax of The Shinning.
The two friends talk about how cool, that old action star still is, for 10 minutes. They discuss how awesome the Taken movies were, How he "trained" Batman and his semi-godly turn in Clash of the Titans.
The American Gangster star appears and our rep seems to be confused,not seeing the first Darkman.Crowe stuns them both by revealing...
Russell Crowe: I am NOT Liam Neeson.I'm Russell Crowe. I heard every thing you guys said- behind that maze there.
The two shocked, by the celebrity eavesdropper's statement.They are silent, wondering what to say to the acting Gladiator.
RC: You know, From A Beautiful Mind.
Our rep agrees with a knowing head nod.Dawn continues with her confusion,as she's never seen that film.
Crowe just smiles,looks at his expensive watch and said....
RC: Well, back to the salt mines.
Our rep, gets just enough courage to make a lame joke. He wished "Mr Crowe" to "Have a G'Day!"
The actor stops at the door,to mumble something...Assholish and continues to the main stage.
The two friends talk about how cool, that old action star still is, for 10 minutes. They discuss how awesome the Taken movies were, How he "trained" Batman and his semi-godly turn in Clash of the Titans.
The American Gangster star appears and our rep seems to be confused,not seeing the first Darkman.Crowe stuns them both by revealing...
Russell Crowe: I am NOT Liam Neeson.I'm Russell Crowe. I heard every thing you guys said- behind that maze there.
The two shocked, by the celebrity eavesdropper's statement.They are silent, wondering what to say to the acting Gladiator.
RC: You know, From A Beautiful Mind.
Our rep agrees with a knowing head nod.Dawn continues with her confusion,as she's never seen that film.
Crowe just smiles,looks at his expensive watch and said....
RC: Well, back to the salt mines.
Our rep, gets just enough courage to make a lame joke. He wished "Mr Crowe" to "Have a G'Day!"
The actor stops at the door,to mumble something...Assholish and continues to the main stage.
Monday, February 25, 2013
Oscar Stories: Wolfgang Puck- EXCLUSIVE
A kindly old man is walking toward the public restroom. A security guard realizes, he is without his credentials. So, when the Puck is questioned about it...
He stops when he realizes: he's being a self important asshole and gets his pass.About three minutes later, Puck returns and flashes his badge. The guard apologizes for doing his job, and thanks for finally complying.
A few hours later, after the guard goes off duty-Puck brazenly sneaks off to the loo again,without his pass.
He does donate, left over food from the Governor's ball to charities.So don't judge him, too harshly. Still, he gives no food to the security professionals, who are paid to take a bullet for him and all celebrities at the event. It's a shame,Wolfie.
OSCAR STORIES: ANGELINA JOLIE
A stunningly beautifully lady- with an excellent body, and air of arrogant class, passes by our rep.
Angelina Jolie: Hi.
Our rep is too stunned by her beauty, to respond.
AJ: I'm Angelina Jolie...Silly.
Our rep watches her perfect ass,as she walks away. Another customer- at the Red Carpet Awards walk area- at the Oscars.She asks her for her autograph and she said...
AJ: Sorry. I don't have that kind of time.
The Tomb Raider star, then quickly got the hell outta there.Perhaps,she went home to parent her kids or pleasure Brad Pitt.
Angelina Jolie: Hi.
Our rep is too stunned by her beauty, to respond.
AJ: I'm Angelina Jolie...Silly.
Our rep watches her perfect ass,as she walks away. Another customer- at the Red Carpet Awards walk area- at the Oscars.She asks her for her autograph and she said...
AJ: Sorry. I don't have that kind of time.
The Tomb Raider star, then quickly got the hell outta there.Perhaps,she went home to parent her kids or pleasure Brad Pitt.
CELEBRITY Q AND A : OSCAR HOST SETH MCFARLAND
The Family Guy creator dressed in casual clothes,has two backpacks in each arm and a Tuxedo over his shoulder.
Seth M: Can you hit the elevator for me?
Our rep does so.
Seth M: Thanks.
He gets in and throws the bags to the floor and hangs the tux over them. He hits his next floor and the doors close.
Seth M: Can you hit the elevator for me?
Our rep does so.
Seth M: Thanks.
He gets in and throws the bags to the floor and hangs the tux over them. He hits his next floor and the doors close.
OSCAR STORIES: BARBRA STREISAND.EXCLUSIVE!
(NEW SEGMENT.)
Barbara S. glides off the elevator- looking lovely and moving quickly, for a 70 year old woman. For some reason, she looks at our rep.
Barbra Streisand: Oh No!
Our rep is wondering why she said that. Then,she rushes the craft service table. She looks back at our rep.
BS: Oh No! (pauses) BAGELS AND KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS! She begins examining the bagels, like a child who has never seen them before.
We all laugh, including her escorts.Now, that our rep sees about what she was referring. Things get weird.She looks at our rep and said...
BS: (curious look) You know, I have a ring. Let's fight, because I'm feeling horny...
The security escort tells Babs, they're pressed for time and must go. We all try to hide all embarrassed smirks. She looks back at our rep and declares....
BS: We'll talk later.
She puts her arms around, a surprisingly tall Asian lady brunette- with black boots. As they walk off, Babs begins girl talking,as mix as a mother and a old friend. Our rep is just astonished at what force of nature- this Fockin' lady,still is.
Barbara S. glides off the elevator- looking lovely and moving quickly, for a 70 year old woman. For some reason, she looks at our rep.
Barbra Streisand: Oh No!
Our rep is wondering why she said that. Then,she rushes the craft service table. She looks back at our rep.
BS: Oh No! (pauses) BAGELS AND KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS! She begins examining the bagels, like a child who has never seen them before.
We all laugh, including her escorts.Now, that our rep sees about what she was referring. Things get weird.She looks at our rep and said...
BS: (curious look) You know, I have a ring. Let's fight, because I'm feeling horny...
The security escort tells Babs, they're pressed for time and must go. We all try to hide all embarrassed smirks. She looks back at our rep and declares....
BS: We'll talk later.
She puts her arms around, a surprisingly tall Asian lady brunette- with black boots. As they walk off, Babs begins girl talking,as mix as a mother and a old friend. Our rep is just astonished at what force of nature- this Fockin' lady,still is.
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Monday, February 11, 2013
Wednesday, February 06, 2013
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Wednesday, January 09, 2013
JUSTIN BIEBER TO TELL ALL- ON HIS POT USE ON SNL
Monday, January 07, 2013
Thursday, January 03, 2013
Data Hard: What will the cash grand prize be on your NBC game? Can U avoid the pitfalls of over so-called celeb games?
Will and Grace's Sean Hayes: Actually, I think we're gonna shoot for the pitfalls. LOL. Of course, we're gonna try and bring some fun TV, back to prime time.
Monday, December 31, 2012
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Thursday, December 13, 2012
CROSS-GENERATIONAL MILFS- HIT SECOND BASE IN- THIS IS 40!;
Labels:
'SEX',
baby,
BREASTS HOT,
FETISH,
Judd Apatow,
lesbian,
LESLIE MANN,
Megan Fox,
MILF,
underwear,
WIFE
TALK SHOW STAR RUSSELL BRAND, PLAYS GAME SHOW HOST- TO THE HOMELESS.
Wednesday, December 05, 2012
Friday, November 30, 2012
Thursday, November 29, 2012
WAS JUSTIN BIEBER A WITNESS,TO LILO'S PUNCHOUT?
WAS ASHTON KUTCHER CHEATING ON MILA KUNIS-WITH THE LYING,BLOND SLUT ON THE BIG BANG THEORY?
Labels:
ASHTON KUTCHER,
Bar,
BIG BANG,
BITCH,
CATFIGHT,
cheating,
court,
drunk,
GAME,
JUSTIN BIEBER,
KALEY CUOCO,
lawyer,
Lindsay Lohan,
Los Angeles Lakers,
Mila Kunis,
New York,
SLUT,
SUCKER PUNCH,
THEORY
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
CELEBRITY Q & A: HOMELAND'S DAMIEN LEWIS!
Both guys watching a big screen TV.
Lewis: Is THAT Star Trek: the The Next Generation!?
Data...Hard: Yeah...First Contact (the movie) I think.
We watch and recognize the opening credits of the hit film.
Lewis: I think, you right.
He plops down on the couch, and begins watching in earnest.
Mr Abrams, you need to make this guy an Admiral, in the sequels.
Both guys watching a big screen TV.
Lewis: Is THAT Star Trek: the The Next Generation!?
Data...Hard: Yeah...First Contact (the movie) I think.
We watch and recognize the opening credits of the hit film.
Lewis: I think, you right.
He plops down on the couch, and begins watching in earnest.
Mr Abrams, you need to make this guy an Admiral, in the sequels.
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
DEMI MOORE USING DIVORCE TO SCREW MILA KUNIS.
Labels:
ashton kutcher,
Demi Moore,
divorce,
HUNGER GAMES,
jennifer lawrence,
KRISTEN STEWART,
Mila Kunis,
mystique,
naked,
REVENGE,
RIVAL,
ROMANTIC,
sequel,
snow white,
X men: first class
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