WATCHMEN PREMIERE.

GOD SUED FOR DRIVING MISHAP

GHOSTBUSTERS 3 WILL HAPPEN (NO TMNT FULL CGI B.S.) AND E. RACHEL WOOD DATES SATANIC, ROSE MCGOWAN'S EX.

CATWOMAN IN MAY/DEC. ROMANCE IN CHERRI

HUGH JACKMAN & BEYONCE'S "CRUISE SHIP" PERFORMANCE AND KATE WINSLET SHOVES OSCAR-IN THE TOILET.

TWO FACED NBA BASTARD, CHUCK BARKLEY JAILED FOR DUI CASE.

WILL AUDIENCES WATCH, THE WATCHMEN (EXCLUDING THE MOVIE UNDERGROUND HOSTS ON WGN.)

CLAIRE-BEAR AND PETER BREAK-UP FOR REAL (OFF-CAMERA.)

ELIZA DUSHKU POSES FOR MAXIM, TO HELP BUILD HER DOLLHOUSE

MIKE CLARKE DUNCAN CELEBRATES NEW STREET FIGHTER 4 ARCADE GAME AND THE NEW KRISTEN KRUEK MOVIE REBOOT.

CHRIS BROWN CAN APOLOGIZE FOR HIMSELF

ANNE HATHAWAY'S OSCAR FASHION CHOICE?

USHER LEAVES WIFE IN COMA- IN BRAZIL.

The musician's spouse, Tameka Raymond, left a São Paulo's
Sírio-Libanês Hospital after spending, almost 2 weeks- getting better from a
failed liposuction surgery.

The R & B mastermind dropped all entertainment commitments, to support his wife. Reporters claim, he was trying to leave the country (at the local airport) during the midst of her hospital stay.

Local reporter also can't determine- if if Raymond left the country or has already arrived in the U.S. Her plastic surgeon stated that she "suffered cardiac and respiratory arrest while being anesthetized for the
liposuction procedure," as result of the recent birth of their second son recently.

To eliminate "unnecessary complications," her healers placed her in a
"induced coma" for a day.

SUGE KNIGHT ADMITS GUILT IN BATTERY CASE.

SOURCE: YAHOO NEWS

In Las Vegas, Marion "Suge" Knight has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor
battery for beating a woman in a Las Vegas parking lot last year.


The 43-year-old rap producer entered the plea in Las Vegas Justice
Court Tuesday in a deal that dismissed two felony drug charges and one
felony coercion charge stemming from the August incident.


Police said officers witnessed the co-founder of Death Row Records
striking Melissa Isaac while holding a knife in a parking lot near the
Las Vegas Strip. They said Knight was carrying Ecstasy and hydrocodone
when they arrested him.


Justice of the Peace Eric Goodman ordered Knight to receive counseling
and pay a $340 fine. He's due back in court in August for a status

LEGAL TALKING HEAD DECIDES, ALLEGED BATTERER CHRIS BROWN'S FATE.

PREY FOR THE DEATH OF THE JO BROS. RENEE Z. NEWS AND JOAQUIN PHOENIX TURNS INTO LATE SHOW WEIRDO.

OWEN WILSON AND KATE HUDSON MAY HAVE RECONCILED

MILEY CYRUS DOUBLE APOLOGIES, FOR ANTI-ASIAN REMARKS (THOUGH MORE SINCERE NOW.)

WEIRD BRITS THINK, BRAD PITT IS OVERPAID AND OVER-RATED.

HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU DATING LIFELINES

FACE TIME WITH FERGIE AND THE BLACK EYED PEAS.

BALE'S RANT AS A DANCE REMIX

BRITNEY CANCELS TOUR EARLY AND OLYMPIAN CAUGHT DOING WEED.

THE REASON IS HOOBASTANK HAS A NEW CD DROPPING.


DAKOTA FANNING PUSHED INTO THINKING MAN'S, JUMPER.

THE WRESTLER BATTLES NICK CAGE UNDERSTUDY FOR VILLAIN ROLE IN IRON MAN 2!
From iwatchstuff.com

Mickey Rourke has gotten so popular since he started his wrestling
career. Yesterday he joined the cast of Stallone's The Expendables, and
now he's reportedly in talks to join Iron Man 2 as the film's central
villain, while Sam Rockwell may play a rival industrialist.


Mickey Rourke and Sam Rockwell are in talks to star as the villains in
"Iron Man 2," being directed by Jon Favreau.
Marvel has been keeping a very tight lid on the script for the sequel,
being written by Justin Theroux, but it is known that Rourke would play
a tattooed Russian heavy named Ivan who becomes Whiplash, a man with
deadly, technologically enhanced coils.


Rockwell would play Justin Hammer, a multibillionaire businessman and a
rival of industrialist Anthony Stark, AKA Iron Man, being played by a
returning Robert Downey Jr.


So Mickey Rourke is playing Whiplash. Except Variety says the role is
Crimson Dynamo:


Which role Rockwell will play has yet to be disclosed by Marvel, but
Rourke is in discussions to play the Crimson Dynamo, a heavily tattooed
Russian arms dealer. He's considered to be an evil version of Iron Man
because he battles the superhero in a nuclear-powered suit of armor.
Confusing! I think the only way to suss this one out is with blind
speculation, Photoshopping, and comments that we won't see the movie
without Terrence Howard in it.

LOST'S KATE DIGS INTO HERSELF AND LAST DAYS ON THE ISLAND.

ARROGANT BABE, GISELE BUNDCHEN LATEST BIKINI-TOWN SHOOT.

WARNER BROS WILL MUSCLE ANGIE JOLIE OUT OF LARA CROFT ROLE
(DENYING HER A $20 MILLION PAYDAY)
-TRANSFORMERS STAR MEGAN FOX MIGHT REPLACE.

JAMIE PRESSLY GETS SELF BACK TO BASICS.

JESSICA ALBA KICKS BILL O' REILLY IN THE BALLS (INTELLECTUALLY.)

HILLARY DUFF GETS NEW BARELY LEGAL SHOW ON NBC.

DREW BARRYMORE CONFIRMS ANGLES 3 WILL HAPPEN!

WILL JEN ANISTON, GET HER REVENGE AGAINST EX-HUBBY BRAD AND NEMESIS ANGIE JOLIE-AT THE OSCARS?

RANDOMNESS AT THE SUNDANCE FILMFEST.

STEVE MARTIN'S WATERED DOWN SEQUEL,TO THAT PANTHER MOVIE IS READY.

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW...JACK BAUER COULD DIE.

The anti-terrorism hero could by the farm- the season after this one.

Kiefer Sutherland has called it. Two years from now, he'll walk away from the CTU based (we'll not this season officially) series.As the Exec Producer, Sutherland as all but guaranteed- a brutal death scene for America's top man.

"I see Jack as a really human figure and there is something innately
tragic about people," Bauer's alter ego stated. "I think there is no winning. We're all going to die. There's something kind of sad in that, and yet there's
something really beautiful and hopeful."

Weirdly, producers have backpedaled trying to secure "Jack" a big screen movie once the show ends and/or studio heads trying to worm a tenth "day" out of the star.

J. LO LEAVES RING WITH HUSBAND, TO SLIP HER WEDDING ONE BACK ON- FOR A MEDIA EVENT.

TOM HANKS GIVES BIG LOVE TO PRES. OBAMA.

REAL LIFE PRIZE FIGHTS: J. LO MAY HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF MARK ANTHONY?


BRIT CONTINUES THE POSITIVITY-BEHIND THE CIRCUS SHOW

RENEE Z.'S NEW FLICK IN TOWN.

HANCOCK ATTEMPTS TO MUSCLE DENZEL WASHINGTON OUT OF THE WAY, TO PLAY BARACK OBAMA IN UPCOMING FLICK.

ANNA PAQUIN SCORES AWARDS FOR HER TRUE BLOOD.

RUSSELL CROWE FIRES SIENNA MILLER FOR BEING SHALLOW?!



ANGELA BASSET TO STAR, IN THE BIGGIE SMALLS MOVIE!

NEW JACK JAMES BOND, ANSWERS RANDOM QUESTIONS FROM THE FANS.

SLY STALLONE TO DIRECT JET LI IN THAT EXPENDABLE A TEAM MOVIE.

LATEST ON THE JETT TRAVOLTA SCANDAL.

NEW SEGMENT!

CELEBRITY HOMOPHOBIA: JUDY REYES

EXCLUSIVE!!
A security guard worked the New Years Night party, at the Wiltern Theater. He noticed the arrogant Scrubs star- walking about in her cocktail dress, not as sexy or as noticeable, as half the sluttier dressed woman there. One of the girls which was there, was giving him her phone number ( a young Teri Hatcher type,) when her boyfriend intervened and took her home.

Then, while he was sat near the Ladies bathroom on a bench (on his break.) Reyes passed by him- with two equally bigoted white girlfriends (one blond and one red haired.) They began making faces and comments- as to how normal he was, because Reyes thought he was gay. The red haired girl remarked (since he started listening,) "me...too," and they all crept into the bathroom. After a few minutes, one girl (allegedly Reyes, but most likely the blond, then extended the bullying with this:

"Some....Boy (secondary slur for blacks) was looking at me like he wanted me, when we all know he's gay." They continued (as apparently all gay bullies do) that he "should just come out of the closet (to justify their hate speech and gaydar) and "join [them] in the [Ladies] bathroom where [he] belongs."

After they left, they all seemed stunned the he and other party guests listening-who looked at them- with surprise and contempt. They all walked to the top of the stairs, after choosing to leave individually. Once they did, Reyes then said sheepishly, "I...still think, you're gay!" Finally, they all laughed and pranced themselves up the stairs.

The next day (near Beverly Hills,) apparently Reyes had stalked the guard down, with a weirdly interested look on her face. She was talking on the phone and spoke quietly, other that to call him a "He-bitch" over the phone. The guard simply declared the confused hate monger, "A fucking cunt" and went about his business. Reyes (without apology or explanation) left the area- several minutes later.

ACTOR GIVES DETAILS ON NEXT SEASON'S GOSSIP GIRL.

GET DISCOVERED BY CD EXEC RODNEY JERKINS, IN ON-LINE VIDEO GAME.

HOW CHRIS ROCK AND BEN STILLER ARE KICKING IT NEW SCHOOL YEAR, G.

DESPITE KATHLEEN TURNER'S FAT, "CUNT"ISH PRESENCE- MARLEY AND ME WINS, AT THE BOX OFFICE.

JACK BAUER IS BACK FOR MORE 24.

CAN SENSITIVE WIMP MICHEAL CERA, BE A BIG SCREEN GILLIGAN?

The creator of the popular, idiotic, sitcom that refuses to die-
Sherwood Schwartz,plus his son Lloyd Schwartz have inked deal to
make a silver screen version of Gilligan’s Island.

"I loved Gilligan’s Island as a kid, and am not against the idea of a re-imagining of the series… But it seems to me that LOST is our generation’s version
of the 1960’s television series, and anything closer to the source material would
just be too silly (somewhat like John Goodman's Flintstones movie.)

Schwartz warned the audience of his plan- at the Beverly Hills induction ceremony of
Television Academy’s Hall of Fame. He proclaimed to TV
Guide "that he wants Michael Cera to play Gilligan and Beyonce Knowles
to play Ginger."

IS KATE WINSLET GETTING DESPERATE FOR A OSCAR? (BECOMING MOVIE'S ANSWER TO AMERICA TV STAR SUSAN LUCCI.)

IS J. LO'S MARRIAGE FALLING APART?

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NEEDS A DOCTOR.

JAMIE FOXX WISHES EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAMN IT!

CHRISTINA RICCI'S FEAR AND LOATHING APPARENT,WHILE ON A BEVERLY HILLS SHOPPING SPREE.

A SILENT NIGHT J. LO BOUNCES WITH HER LUCKY BASTARD HUSBAND.

ELIZA D. HAS FAITH, IN THE SUPER MARIO BROS.

THE GREAT SAM L. JACKSON AND LOVELY EVA MENDES ENGAGE THE SPIRIT.

BEN AFFLECK PUTS HIS SPIN ON AFRICAN RELIEF.

WILL WE FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO CYCLOPS IN X MEN: ORIGINS?

TOM CRUISE'S TOP TEN ON WHY PEOPLE THINK HE IS CRAZY!

JEN ANISTON GETS "PRETTY NAKED" IN MARLEY & ME

FINALLY- A MAN GETS PAID, AFTER THE DIVORCE:NICE GUY RITCHIE FINISHES FIRST
OVER THE MATERIAL GIRL... TO THE TUNE OF $76 MILLION!!

THE PROMISE OF A NEW CONTRACT-


ABDUL CLEANS UP IN NEW EIGHT FIGURE DEAL.

Paula Abdul expressed in a Barbara Walter's radio interview,that she "maybe unhappy" and "under contract"- as the resident hot nut job, on the nation's top show. Fox decided to- show her the money, by double her current contract to almost $10 million bucks, for next season's American Idol,its ninth season.

This would up her, from her current fee of 5 million. This is after having to admit to herself- that there's little chance in hell- of matching top lead judge and the most hated man in America, Simon Cowell, who pulls down about $30 million annually. Fox executives concurrently agreed with Abdul that she worth the cash and "They definitely want her back." Accordingly to Walters herself- there's a "95 % chance" of renewal.

The Straight Up songstress also revealed- she felt the strange, suicidal vibe- coming from the contestant Paula GoodSpeed. The love of Arsenio Hall's life, "begged" them to not let GoodSpeed audition (back during season 5)and thought this put the crew's lives (including the backstage workers, co-judge Randy Jackson and Host Ryan Seacrest) in danger.

WILL SMITH AND ROSARIO DAWSON GET BACK TOGETHER FOR 7 LBS.

BRITNEY SPEARS TO GET A BREAST REDUCTION?

IS BRITNEY A TOP DIVA AGAIN?

DIRECTOR CATHY HARDWICK WALKS AWAY FROM SEQUEL, NEW MOON (IN ITALY.)

JULIA ROBERTS AND CLIVE OWEN AGAIN GET CLOSER DURING DUPLICITY

BEST CELEB F@!# UPS OF THE YEAR

LUCY LUI SHINES AT HUMANITARIAN BALL

PARIS HILTON TO BE A REAL-LIFE TINKERBELL (NOT HER DOG)FOR DISNEY FILMS?

J. ANI RESPONDS TO BABY CHARGES + IS CHRISTINA AGUILERA READY JOIN ANGIE JOLIE IN FEMINIST ACTION FILMS?

THE CLOONEY/PITT PSEUDO-WAR ROLLS ON + BEYONCE'S LA BREA TAR PIT.

FANS LINE UP FOR BRITNEY'S CIRCUS.

COPS NAB J.HUD'S BRO FOR FAMILY SLAYING.

WAS IRON MAN KO'ED BY A SHERLOCK HOLMES EXTRA?

IS BRITNEY READY TO GO BACK TO THE MEDIA CIRCUS?

JAMIE KENNEDY- ON HOW HE PROTECTS SEXY NEW BOSS, J-LOVE FROM THE GHOST.

CHRIS KNIGHT TALKS ABOUT HIS HOT WIFE.

SPEARS CLIMBING BACK THE CHARTS- DECIDES TO CLIMB ALL OVER K-FED'S BACK.

Despite Spears showing the world: her vagina in public, doing public nervous breakdowns, being on drugs or drunk most of the time, and shining in
mental institution commitment (to the point- the state takes her kids away from her,) feels that K-Fed may not be the best influence on her kids.

"[My sons are] staring to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says
the F-word now sometimes," revealed Spears. "He doesn't get it
from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my
kids." So, the kids has no friends, or access to cable TV or the net where they could here these things freely?

Since regaining custody, while her father has been manging her career and affairs lately, Spears is more fixated on motherhood to Sean Preston, 3, and
Jayden James(2).

"I feel like an old person now," she says. "I do! I go to bed at,
like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go out or anything."

Since Spears lack of partying is boring to her fans, she's will still spend this
Thanksgiving in Europe to expand sales her first hit single in years (Womanizer) on I-Tunes.

Still, with Brit's tour of being the queen of misery nearly over, K-Fed's backers feel that Britney need to "look in the mirror dear," and realizes she still not the best person to raise children either yet.

AUSTRALIA DEBUTS IN NEW YORK!

KANYE WEST,LUDACRIS AND ALLEGED NEO-RACISTS GUNS AND ROSES NEW CD DROPS

HARRY POTTER NEAR END OF THE RD., WITH A 1/2 BLOOD PRINCE.

STAR TREK: THE BEGINING

24 TODAY AND MADONNA INCREASINGLY MEAN DIVORCE CONTINUES.

ANGIE JOLIE IGNORES JEN ANI. "UNCOOL" COMMENT AND REVEALS IN MOTHERHOOD.

IS NICOLE KIDMAN JOINING ANGIE JOLIE IN RETIREMENT (IN A FEW YEARS.)

SASHA BARON COHEN CRASHES FLOUNDERING NBC HIT MEDIUM.


While in New York, the Borat star and Andy Kaufman-like comic destroyed a take on the spartan,super natural drama while lead Patricia Arquette was on set, as the ultra-feminine and mousy psychic Allison DuBois.

Cohen played a unnoticeable extra. He starting talking loudly in the scene, and was quickly booted by the security officers when they recognized him, in his latest alter ego- mouthy "fashion" host Bruno.

The show's producer have no knowledge how Cohen got on set and/or was able to record his performance for his own use, on their show. This follows a recent incident on Nov. 7-in Los Angeles,when the shock comic filmed new forced interviews, as a sequel to his controversially and highly successful comedy mega-hit Borat.

DIRECTOR CAT HARDWICKE EXPLAINS TWILIGHT

EX IDOL CONTESTANT: GOES NUTS AND KILLS HERSELF AT JUDGE PAULA ABDUL'S HOME!

YOUNG ANN RICE TALE OF TWILIGHT.

BOND DEBUTS IN NYC.

BRAD PITT TO JOIN NEW FIGHT CLUB?

NEW KNIGHT RIDER 3000 TO FIRE FIVE CAST MEMBERS.

The show will return to the original mission- under the first Micheal Knight of going on the road "and helping more regular people, everyman."

The show will drop its CIA based "terrorist-of-the-week formula" and unpopular characters played by Sydney Tamiia Poitier, Yancey Arias and Bruce Davison, after the 13th show. Still, it was hinted that Poitier and Davison may return,in a very limited capacity, too.

Knight executive producer/show runner Gary Scott
Thompson threw up his hands and declared, "It's a reboot,"

No new new regulars are planned for the show, which
will still star the five main characters: KITT, Mike (Justin Bruening),
Sarah (Deanna Russo), Billy (Paul Campbell), and Zoe (Smith Cho.)

Cho's part looks to be expanding,due to her young Lucy Lui type vibe. The show will do celebrity "stunt" casting,when viewers will notice the changes on shows 10-11 after Sunday Night Football. Knight has had its ass handed to it since starting and has barely 5 million viewers.

DE NIRO TO PAINT DANGEROUS HOUSES?!

THE OBAMA GIRLS TO GUEST ON HANNAH MONTANA.

OLIVIA MUNN'S FASHION ATTACK.

BEYONCE'S LATEST SECRET, SHE'S UP IN TALKS TO PLAY WONDER WONDER.

MEN PREPARE TO VOMIT, SEX AND THE CITY SEQUEL BEING PREPARED.

SUPER CHRSTINA AGUILERA TO TAKE ON POP TARTS AND HIGH PRICES.

LEO DICAPRIO IN LONDON, WHILE MADONNA AND BRITNEY SPEARS TEAM UP AGAIN.

ICE COLD HEIDI KLUM DISCUSSES...HERSELF.

SIMON COWELL SHAFTED IN LOVE AND MILEY'S NEW BOYFRIEND NOT IN JAIL YET (FOR STATUTORY.)


REAL NEWS: SINGER WILL.I.AM TO FRONT A POST OBAMA WINING MUSIC VIDEO!

DID ABC DROP AN ALLEGEDLY BITCHY ACTRESS- BECAUSE THE CHEMISTRY OF THE LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP- WASN'T WORKING OUT?

Brooke Smith was dropped on Grey's Anatomy, because allegedly her chemistry with Callie Torres (Sara Ramirez) was seemingly strianed and passionless. The network saw the ratings freefall to the point, CBS powerhouse CSI- regained the lead over the feminist medical drama.

"I really hoped we were going to show what happens when two women
fall in love and that they were going to treat it like any heterosexual couple
on TV. And so I was surprised and disappointed when they just suddenly told me
that they couldn't write for my character anymore," stated Smith.

Creator/Show runner Shonra Rimes:"Brooke Smith was obviously not fired for playing a lesbian. Clearly it's not an
issue as we have a lesbian character on the show – Calliope Torres. Sara Ramirez
is an incredible comedic and dramatic actress and we wanted to be able to play
up her magic. Unfortunately, we did not find that the magic and chemistry with
Brooke's character would sustain in the long run. The impact of the Callie/Erica
relationship will be felt and played out in a story for Callie. I believe it
belittles the relationship to simply replace Erica with 'another lesbian.' If
you'll remember, Cristina mourned the loss of Burke for a full season."

Critics are disturbed, that the decision was reached while in CA,the controversial pro-straight, marriage proposition was being decided. Also, L.A. Times reporter Mary McNamara offered this theory:
"I suspect what irked whoever made the call… [was] not that they were both women
— good heavens, how dull — but that they were, how shall we say, average size.
With hips, you know, and actual breasts. Not two girly waifs exchanging a stolen
kiss or a grope in the women's room stall over a line of coke, not an
androgynous club kid putting her best moves on some sitcom heroine. But two
women of substance, physically and psychologically, falling in love and talking
about it way too much, the way women tend to do."

STUPID PAPARAZZI INJURE JESSICA SIMPSON'S FRIEND.

JAY Z'S WIFE FRONTS CADILLAC RECORDS

AMERICA REPEATS SENIOR YEAR

"[CHRIS ROCK] PLAY A ZEBRA AGAIN!"

BONDING THROUGH THE YEARS.

LATEST ON JENNIFER HUDSON'S TRIPLE DEATH TRAGEDY.

COPS BREAK UP UPPITY KATE HUDSON'S PARTY AND SOMEONE INTELLECTUALLY BITCH SLAPS LIZ HASSELBACK AGAIN.

DECADES LATER, THE MJ VIDEO THRILLER BREAKS ANOTHER RECORD

X PLAY NAILS TOTAL ACCESS- ON NEW STREET FIGHTER 4 GAME!