NEO SELF CENTERED RACHEL MCADAMS, LOSES HER CURRENT BELOVED?

COULD EX LOVERS REUNITE, ON THE X FACTOR?

DID JANUARY JONES SCREW MILEY CYRUS, OUTTA HER MAN?

OSCAR STORIES- RUSSELL CROWE (EXCLUSIVE)

Our rep strolls up his friend, Dawn.They are both backstage of Dolby Theatre ,at the Academy Awards. Dawn is giddy and claims that Liam Neeson just passed by her,going into a realistic grass maze- that escaped the climax of The Shinning.

The two friends talk about how cool, that old action star still is, for 10 minutes. They discuss how awesome the Taken movies were, How he "trained" Batman and his semi-godly turn in Clash of the Titans.

The American Gangster star appears and our rep seems to be confused,not seeing the first Darkman.Crowe stuns them both by revealing...

Russell Crowe: I am NOT Liam Neeson.I'm Russell Crowe. I heard every thing you guys said- behind that maze there.

The two shocked, by the celebrity eavesdropper's statement.They are silent, wondering what to say to the acting Gladiator.

RC: You know, From A Beautiful Mind.

Our rep agrees with a knowing head nod.Dawn continues with her confusion,as she's never seen that film.

Crowe just smiles,looks at his expensive watch and said....

RC: Well, back to the salt mines.

Our rep, gets just enough courage to make a lame joke. He wished "Mr Crowe" to "Have a G'Day!"

The actor stops at the door,to mumble something...Assholish and continues to the main stage.

Oscar Stories: Wolfgang Puck- EXCLUSIVE

A kindly old man is walking toward the public restroom. A security guard realizes, he is without his credentials. So, when the Puck is questioned about it...

Wolfgang Puck: C'mon, You're kidding right. I'm.....

He stops when he realizes: he's being a self important asshole and gets his pass.About three minutes later, Puck returns and flashes his badge. The guard apologizes for doing his job, and thanks for finally complying.

A few hours later, after the guard goes off duty-Puck brazenly sneaks off to the loo again,without his pass.

He does donate, left over food from the Governor's ball to charities.So don't judge him, too harshly. Still, he gives no food to the security professionals, who are paid to take a bullet for him and all celebrities at the event. It's a shame,Wolfie.

OSCAR STORIES: ANGELINA JOLIE

A stunningly beautifully lady- with an excellent body, and air of arrogant class, passes by our rep.

Angelina Jolie: Hi.

Our rep is too stunned by her beauty, to respond.

AJ: I'm Angelina Jolie...Silly.

Our rep watches her perfect ass,as she walks away. Another customer- at the Red Carpet Awards walk area- at the Oscars.She asks her for her autograph and she said...

AJ: Sorry. I don't have that kind of time.

The Tomb Raider star, then quickly got the hell outta there.Perhaps,she went home to parent her kids or pleasure Brad Pitt.

CELEBRITY Q AND A : OSCAR HOST SETH MCFARLAND

The Family Guy creator dressed in casual clothes,has two backpacks in each arm and a Tuxedo over his shoulder.

Seth M: Can you hit the elevator for me?

Our rep does so.

Seth M: Thanks.

He gets in and throws the bags to the floor and hangs the tux over them. He hits his next floor and the doors close.

OSCAR STORIES: BARBRA STREISAND.EXCLUSIVE!

(NEW SEGMENT.)

Barbara S. glides off the elevator- looking lovely and moving quickly, for a 70 year old woman. For some reason, she looks at our rep.

Barbra Streisand: Oh No!

Our rep is wondering why she said that. Then,she rushes the craft service table. She looks back at our rep.

BS: Oh No! (pauses) BAGELS AND KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS! She begins examining the bagels, like a child who has never seen them before.

We all laugh, including her escorts.Now, that our rep sees about what she was referring. Things get weird.She looks at our rep and said...

 BS: (curious look)  You know, I have a ring. Let's fight, because I'm feeling horny...

The security escort tells Babs, they're pressed for time and must go. We all try to hide all embarrassed smirks. She looks back at our rep and declares....

BS: We'll talk later.

She puts her arms around, a surprisingly tall Asian lady brunette- with black boots. As they walk off, Babs begins girl talking,as mix as a mother and a old friend. Our rep is just astonished at what force of nature- this Fockin' lady,still is.

HOW DR. JOAN WATSON LOSES WEIGHT...

KICK BOXER JENNY MCCARTHY, CONTINUES TO PULL BAD MEDICAL ADVICE FROM HER ASS.

IS RYAN REYNOLDS, ABOUT TO STOP GETTING THOSE ALIMONY CHECKS?

BARNEY STINSON TO MAKE SURVIVOR LEGEN.....DARY AGAIN.

FINALLY, A KARDASHIAN HAS BEEN...FIRED FOR SOMETHING.

IS MAD MEN THE SECRET TO THE AFFLECKS HAPPINESS?

J. LOVE STRIPS FOR THE PEOPLE.

AN A-HOLE WIZARD AND HIS AMAZON WITCHES, WALK THE RED CARPET.

HILARY DUFF DUMPS THE BABY WEIGHT.

TOM CRUISE SELLS BAD LUCK MCMANSION.

LILO IS "DEPENDING ON THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS."

JENNIFER ANISTON'S NEXT JOB.

WHAT HOT, ASIAN, GIRL- WILL BRUCE WILLIS BEAT UP AND KILL- ON A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD?

KRISTEN WIIG- TO BE A BRIDESMAID TO CHRISTINA APPLEGATE,IN ANCHORMAN 2.

BEYONCE-QUEENING ALL OVER THE WORLD.

SNITCH ON THE WARM BODIES.

PETA IS ALL GROWN UP, AND READY FOR NUDE SCENES?

ASHLEY JUDD IS MISSING HER WEDIDNG RING

WAR OF THE STARLETS:HATHAWAY V. K. HO

HOW BLACK CELEB IDIOTS, SETTLE DISPUTES...

BRAD COOPER TO TRY TO DATE JENNIFER LAWRENCE,FOR REAL.

AMANDA SEYFRIEND CONSTANTLY NUDE IN LOVELACE.

LILO TURNS DOWN $550 MILLION- OVER HER SNOBBY ATTITUDE.

BRADLEY COOPER GOES FOR THE OSCAR,AS LANCE ARMSTRONG?

IS DENZEL WASHINGTON, TEMPTED BY MICHELLE OBAMA?

J. LO TRYING TO LIFT THE BIRD- TO IDOL'S MARIAH CAREY.

SOFIA VERGARA AND SHARON STONE- TO DO STEAMY SEX SCENE, TOGETHER.

TARANTINO ANGRILY UNDER ANSWERS (REPORTER'S QUERY# 2,189.)

TARANTINO ON HIS OSCAR NODS.

JUSTIN BIEBER TO TELL ALL- ON HIS POT USE ON SNL

RYAN GOSSLING IS HARD ON HIMSELF.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS DETERMINED- TO REMAIN ON TV.

SOFIA VERGARA PUTS HER DUKES UP IN BAR BRAWL.

CELEBRITY Q and A: SEAN HAYES.

Data Hard: What will the cash grand prize be on your NBC game? Can U avoid the pitfalls of over so-called celeb games?

Will and Grace's Sean Hayes: Actually, I think we're gonna shoot for the pitfalls. LOL. Of course, we're gonna try and bring some fun TV, back to prime time.

MILEY GOES GAGA ON-LINE.

KIM KAR AND KAYNE'S HOT SEX- LEADS TO A BABY.

VENICE'S ROBERT DOWNEY JR., WISHES AMERICA- A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

LILO A HYPOCRITE WITH HER LOAN PARTNER, CHARLIE SHEEN.

CLAIRE DANES HAS A BOUNCY BABY BRODY.

HOWIE STERN WANTS ROSIE O' FOR AMERICA'S GOT TALENT.

LILO MAYBE FINED BY SCARY MOVIE 5 PRODUCERS.

IS KIM KARDASHIAN- HARMING KANYE WEST'S REP?

SELENA GOMEZ'S JEALOUSY OVER BIEBER'S BUDDIES...

CROSS-GENERATIONAL MILFS- HIT SECOND BASE IN- THIS IS 40!;

TALK SHOW STAR RUSSELL BRAND, PLAYS GAME SHOW HOST- TO THE HOMELESS.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE- OFFICIALLY- A TOP BABE NOW.

TAYLOR SWIFT- TRAMPS IT UP IN ONE DIRECTION-ON THE DANCE FLOOR.

MILEY CYRUS FINALLY DOES HER STRIP SHOW, AT A CONCERT.

DIRECTOR PETER JACKSON- ON A STAR WARS AND MIDDLE EARTH CONNECTION.

CAMERON DIAZ FIRES- TV REALITY STYLIST RACHEL ZOE.

DID J. ANI FINALLY AGREE TO THE CONDITION, BRAD PITT ALWAYS WANTED FROM HER?

SPY KIDS STAR- ALL GROWN UP FOR MACHETTE KILLS.

WAS MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORKE?

WAS MIKE TYSON LOOKING- TO KICK BRAD PITT'S ASS?

HALLE BERRY,THE MODEL DADDY AND OLIVER MARTINEZ, REACH AN ACCORD-FOR THE SAKE OF A CHILD.

WAS JUSTIN BIEBER A WITNESS,TO LILO'S PUNCHOUT?

WAS ASHTON KUTCHER CHEATING ON MILA KUNIS-WITH THE LYING,BLOND SLUT ON THE BIG BANG THEORY?

CHARLIE SHEEN RESPONDS- TO LATEST 2 1/2 MEN SCANDAL.

IS JO GORDON LEVITT- THE NEW BATMAN-FOR THE JUSTICE LEAGUE?

CELEBRITY Q & A: HOMELAND'S DAMIEN LEWIS!

Both guys watching a big screen TV.

Lewis: Is THAT Star Trek: the The Next Generation!?

Data...Hard: Yeah...First Contact (the movie) I think.

We watch and recognize the opening credits of the hit film.

Lewis: I think, you right.

He plops down on the couch, and begins watching in earnest.

Mr Abrams, you need to make this guy an Admiral, in the sequels.

LILO UPSET OVER CRITICAL REVEIW, OVER HER SURPRISE HIT TV MOVIE.

RHIANNA TELLS BAND- WHAT SHE SHOULD HAVE TOLD- CHRIS BROWN.

DEMI MOORE USING DIVORCE TO SCREW MILA KUNIS.

OSCAR WINNER JAMIE FOXX- WANTS TO BE ELECTRO- IN SPIDEY 2.0 SEQUEL.

CHRIS HEMSWORTH'S NEW THORN- IN ARSE OF EVIL.

BANE TO STAR IN NEW SAM FISHER MOVIE?

DANCER CHERYL BURKE TO BE THE NEW BACHELORETTE.

JESSICA SIMPSON SKINNY AGAIN.NOW, LAY OFF!

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"Y-Y-Y-Y-YES!" MARK WALBERG TO PLAY OLDER SAM WITWICKY IN TRANSOFRMERS 4.

ANOTHER THING BRITNEY SPEARS AND X-TINA SHARE?

BIEBER GETS BUFF.

VIOLENT STALKER STILL MAKES MILEY CYRUS FEARFUL.

SIMON COWELL ON KHLOE KARDASHIAN'S NIPPLE DEBUT.

CHARLIE SHEEN IS OFF THE WAGON AGAIN.

SNOOP DOG TO PIMP EVRYBODY'S RIDE.
From PR Newswire

 Global Music Icon Snoop Dogg announced today he is joining Mister Cartoon as a business partner and ambassador of the Sanctiond™ Automotive brand. Over the years Mister Cartoon and Snoop Dogg have collaborated on numerous projects. History is made today with a brand conceived and developed by two major cultural icons.



"This is a great day, to have someone I admire as an artist who is also a fan of the product, join my company in this capacity," says Cartoon. "Like me, Snoop is passionate in everything he does. We have a unique bond as artists and car lovers."



Sanctiond™ targets a younger and culturally diverse population, which is the fastest growing segment of consumers, yet currently underserved by all car care brands on the market. Sanctiond™ specifically appeals to this audience, while also pioneering a unique emphasis on the subcultures of music and art, which go hand-in hand with the cars they cherish. Through Mister Cartoon's latest partnership with Snoop Dogg and a well-oiled network of celebrities and car enthusiasts, Sanctiond™ is quickly being defined as the authentic and relevant car care brand birthed from the streets of Los Angeles, the epicenter of car culture.



Mister Cartoon Sanctiond™ is a growing collection of 15 products; including car wash, waxes, polishes, spray detailers, interior cleaners and conditioners, and a trio of innovative tire shines. Developed to exceed the stringent expectations of automotive painters and collectors, each product is a work of art in its own right, merging hand drawn package design with cutting edge product formulation.



"We have been wanting to do this for years," says Snoop Dogg. "There are no cool brands that represent our lifestyle and with Sanctiond™ we are excited to bring our communities together through a common love of our cars and the shine we can put on them."



The company plans to introduce an exclusive line of Sanctiond™ by Snoop Dogg products consisting of car wash, waxes, polishes, spray detailers and more. The line will launch initially as a limited edition. Snoop is working closely with the Sanctiond™ team of specialists to hand-craft the formula down to the smell, color, ingredients and branding.



Atticus Firey, Sanctiond™ Co-Founder and CEO, said, "This is not a traditional endorsement deal for Snoop Dogg. In addition to being our business partner, he will provide global endorsement services, marketing support and strategic consulting for the brand. Snoop Dogg's global recognition, trendsetting status and super cool persona enhance our ability to bring new consumers and revived energy into this category."



To celebrate their partnership, Snoop Dogg will be with Mister Cartoon in Las Vegas at the SEMA show Thursday, November 1, 2012 in booth # 25055 to help showcase their current line of product.

THIS SUPERSTORM IS HILARIOUS!

JENNIFER ANISTON GETS HER ROCKS OFF,AT PARTY.

X-TINA TRASHES ALL NON-VOICE SINGING CONTESTS.

IS SELENA GOMEZ USING JUSTIN BIEBER- TO STAY RELEVANT?

REVENGE IS FASHIONABLE.

CBS REACHES CASH DEAL WITH RIVAL. From PR Newswire CBS Television Distribution, a division of CBS Studios, Inc., on the one hand, and Interactive Television and Gaming, LP formerly known as ComStar Media Fund, LP, Interactive Television and Gaming Networks, LLC formerly known as ComStar Networks, LLC and Family Net Management, LLC and Resolute Media Atlanta, LLC f/k/a Familynet, LLC announced today that they have reached an amicable settlement of their copyright and contract litigation involving the television shows "My Three Sons," "Happy Days," "Family Ties," and "Early Edition." "I am pleased that we have been able to reach an amicable resolution to this matter," said Robert A. Schuller, Chairman of Family Net Management. "We look forward to the opportunity to do business with CBS in the future." The financial terms are confidential.

JUSSICA GOT MARRIED EARLY?

BEN STILLER WANTS TO WORK WITH LADY GAGA, REAL BADLY.

"JUSSICA" TO WED THIS SATURDAY IN EUROPE.

CARRIE GETS THE TRUTH ABOUT BRODY (FINALLY.)

CHRIS WALKEN IS THE SANE ONE- IN 7 PSYCHOPATHS.

BEN AFFLECK STILL TALKS TO HIS WIFE'S NEMISIS-J. LO.
X-MEN UNITED STAR KELLY HU TO BATTLE THE ARROW AS CHINA WHITE!

LILO BOXING WITH HER MOM NOW.ABOUT TIME.

MILA KUNIS IS THAT CLOSE -TO BEING ANASTASIA STEEL,IN THE 50 SHADES MOVIE.

CHRIS BROWN STILL LOVES RHI RHI.

ALEC BALDWIN IS COOL,THOUGHTFUL LITTLE BASTARD.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA'S REUNITE-GATE BEGINS.

LILO ATTACKED BY GOP SCUMBAG.

A DANCING HOST MAKE HER CHOICE.

RHIANNA STRUCK WITH A NEW FOCUS.