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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Friday, March 15, 2013

EXPOSE: IS A OBSCURE PRIZE CO RUINING YDKJ? CORRECT!

The great and revitalized, party trivia game, is slowly being brought down by Pae Dae. A  Santa Monica, CA prize company that is- both incompetent and uncaring- toward creator Jellyvision's hipster players.

Players on the Facebook community page, have been complaining (since Jack's prize launch, back in late 2012,) that the prizes have been lousy,pricey coupons and/or infrequently awarded, even one properly, achieved the proper milestones to earn them.

This reporter is not immune this problem- as one of the self appointed, top players of the site (over 2 million fake dollars.) Pae Dae owes me a boatload of prizes earned: from getting medals,wining games and leveling up.

So far, I've only received two gifts: coupons from Omaha Steaks and Overstock art.com. I had to spend $100 to get $50 off. Hell, I just won $100 cash from Ralphs Markets, for their Oscar challenge.That glory was, for guessing is year's Oscar winners.So, I must call BS on this f'ed up company. Then, the coupons start to turn into SPAM,because the either constantly remind me to use and/or try to sell me on other items.

I sent numerous messages: to YDKJ Facebook page and instant message responder. Then, they tried a failed attempt to restart the prize giving, from around when the problem started.It was over free Quesso or something. Afterwards, Jellyvision told me deal with Pae Dae directly. I've sent a few messages to them and heard absolutely nothing, from the redemption firm.
Finally, I admit I was pissed at the situation. The last time I wrote Pae Dae, I called the red-haired, welcome page babe, a bitch. She had nothing to do directly with my problem, and I apologize to her.
THE BACHELOR OFFICIALLY DUMPS THE LADY WRESTLER,OUTTA THE RING.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Friday, March 08, 2013

BULLYING BITCHES NOW REGRET, F'ING WITH KATNESS E.
CAN ANYONE SAVE- THE MOVIE STAR AND EX-WRESTLER?!

Thursday, March 07, 2013

OSCAR STORIES: SAM L. JACKSON & DUSTIN HOFFMAN.EXCLUSIVE!

A Latino security guard, was impressed by an old joke, done by the Outbreak star. After finding, a lot of metal objects (a myriad of change and keys,) that charming thespian- began throwing his jacket on the table, in mock anger. Then, he begins to unzip his pants.The old security pro- begins to lose it, with laughter.The other guards applauded the Marathon Man, who reclaims his items and refastens his pants.

The guard was less impressed, with both Oscar host Seth McFarland and Samuel L. Jackson. He thought they dressed, "like hobos." He said Jackson was "dressed in a Gilligan hat" and a dirty blue track suit and had a "bad attitude" to boot.

Monday, March 04, 2013

JENNIFER LAWRENCE CAN'T DATE THOSE- THAT DON'T RESPECT THEIR OWN FANS.

Friday, March 01, 2013

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

OSCAR STORIES- RUSSELL CROWE (EXCLUSIVE)

Our rep strolls up his friend, Dawn.They are both backstage of Dolby Theatre ,at the Academy Awards. Dawn is giddy and claims that Liam Neeson just passed by her,going into a realistic grass maze- that escaped the climax of The Shinning.

The two friends talk about how cool, that old action star still is, for 10 minutes. They discuss how awesome the Taken movies were, How he "trained" Batman and his semi-godly turn in Clash of the Titans.

The American Gangster star appears and our rep seems to be confused,not seeing the first Darkman.Crowe stuns them both by revealing...

Russell Crowe: I am NOT Liam Neeson.I'm Russell Crowe. I heard every thing you guys said- behind that maze there.

The two shocked, by the celebrity eavesdropper's statement.They are silent, wondering what to say to the acting Gladiator.

RC: You know, From A Beautiful Mind.

Our rep agrees with a knowing head nod.Dawn continues with her confusion,as she's never seen that film.

Crowe just smiles,looks at his expensive watch and said....

RC: Well, back to the salt mines.

Our rep, gets just enough courage to make a lame joke. He wished "Mr Crowe" to "Have a G'Day!"

The actor stops at the door,to mumble something...Assholish and continues to the main stage.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Oscar Stories: Wolfgang Puck- EXCLUSIVE

A kindly old man is walking toward the public restroom. A security guard realizes, he is without his credentials. So, when the Puck is questioned about it...

Wolfgang Puck: C'mon, You're kidding right. I'm.....

He stops when he realizes: he's being a self important asshole and gets his pass.About three minutes later, Puck returns and flashes his badge. The guard apologizes for doing his job, and thanks for finally complying.

A few hours later, after the guard goes off duty-Puck brazenly sneaks off to the loo again,without his pass.

He does donate, left over food from the Governor's ball to charities.So don't judge him, too harshly. Still, he gives no food to the security professionals, who are paid to take a bullet for him and all celebrities at the event. It's a shame,Wolfie.

OSCAR STORIES: ANGELINA JOLIE

A stunningly beautifully lady- with an excellent body, and air of arrogant class, passes by our rep.

Angelina Jolie: Hi.

Our rep is too stunned by her beauty, to respond.

AJ: I'm Angelina Jolie...Silly.

Our rep watches her perfect ass,as she walks away. Another customer- at the Red Carpet Awards walk area- at the Oscars.She asks her for her autograph and she said...

AJ: Sorry. I don't have that kind of time.

The Tomb Raider star, then quickly got the hell outta there.Perhaps,she went home to parent her kids or pleasure Brad Pitt.

CELEBRITY Q AND A : OSCAR HOST SETH MCFARLAND

The Family Guy creator dressed in casual clothes,has two backpacks in each arm and a Tuxedo over his shoulder.

Seth M: Can you hit the elevator for me?

Our rep does so.

Seth M: Thanks.

He gets in and throws the bags to the floor and hangs the tux over them. He hits his next floor and the doors close.

OSCAR STORIES: BARBRA STREISAND.EXCLUSIVE!

(NEW SEGMENT.)

Barbara S. glides off the elevator- looking lovely and moving quickly, for a 70 year old woman. For some reason, she looks at our rep.

Barbra Streisand: Oh No!

Our rep is wondering why she said that. Then,she rushes the craft service table. She looks back at our rep.

BS: Oh No! (pauses) BAGELS AND KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS! She begins examining the bagels, like a child who has never seen them before.

We all laugh, including her escorts.Now, that our rep sees about what she was referring. Things get weird.She looks at our rep and said...



 BS: (curious look)  You know, I have a ring. Let's fight, because I'm feeling horny...

The security escort tells Babs, they're pressed for time and must go. We all try to hide all embarrassed smirks. She looks back at our rep and declares....

BS: We'll talk later.

She puts her arms around, a surprisingly tall Asian lady brunette- with black boots. As they walk off, Babs begins girl talking,as mix as a mother and a old friend. Our rep is just astonished at what force of nature- this Fockin' lady,still is.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

KICK BOXER JENNY MCCARTHY, CONTINUES TO PULL BAD MEDICAL ADVICE FROM HER ASS.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

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Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Monday, January 07, 2013

Thursday, January 03, 2013


SOFIA VERGARA PUTS HER DUKES UP IN BAR BRAWL.
CELEBRITY Q and A: SEAN HAYES.

Data Hard: What will the cash grand prize be on your NBC game? Can U avoid the pitfalls of over so-called celeb games?

Will and Grace's Sean Hayes: Actually, I think we're gonna shoot for the pitfalls. LOL. Of course, we're gonna try and bring some fun TV, back to prime time.

Monday, December 31, 2012

KIM KAR AND KAYNE'S HOT SEX- LEADS TO A BABY.
VENICE'S ROBERT DOWNEY JR., WISHES AMERICA- A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Friday, December 07, 2012

Thursday, December 06, 2012

Friday, November 30, 2012

HALLE BERRY,THE MODEL DADDY AND OLIVER MARTINEZ, REACH AN ACCORD-FOR THE SAKE OF A CHILD.


Thursday, November 29, 2012

WAS JUSTIN BIEBER A WITNESS,TO LILO'S PUNCHOUT?

WAS ASHTON KUTCHER CHEATING ON MILA KUNIS-WITH THE LYING,BLOND SLUT ON THE BIG BANG THEORY?

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

IS JO GORDON LEVITT- THE NEW BATMAN-FOR THE JUSTICE LEAGUE?
CELEBRITY Q & A: HOMELAND'S DAMIEN LEWIS!

Both guys watching a big screen TV.

Lewis: Is THAT Star Trek: the The Next Generation!?

Data...Hard: Yeah...First Contact (the movie) I think.

We watch and recognize the opening credits of the hit film.

Lewis: I think, you right.

He plops down on the couch, and begins watching in earnest.

Mr Abrams, you need to make this guy an Admiral, in the sequels.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Friday, November 16, 2012

Friday, November 09, 2012

Friday, November 02, 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

SNOOP DOG TO PIMP EVRYBODY'S RIDE.
From PR Newswire

 Global Music Icon Snoop Dogg announced today he is joining Mister Cartoon as a business partner and ambassador of the Sanctiond™ Automotive brand. Over the years Mister Cartoon and Snoop Dogg have collaborated on numerous projects. History is made today with a brand conceived and developed by two major cultural icons.



"This is a great day, to have someone I admire as an artist who is also a fan of the product, join my company in this capacity," says Cartoon. "Like me, Snoop is passionate in everything he does. We have a unique bond as artists and car lovers."



Sanctiond™ targets a younger and culturally diverse population, which is the fastest growing segment of consumers, yet currently underserved by all car care brands on the market. Sanctiond™ specifically appeals to this audience, while also pioneering a unique emphasis on the subcultures of music and art, which go hand-in hand with the cars they cherish. Through Mister Cartoon's latest partnership with Snoop Dogg and a well-oiled network of celebrities and car enthusiasts, Sanctiond™ is quickly being defined as the authentic and relevant car care brand birthed from the streets of Los Angeles, the epicenter of car culture.



Mister Cartoon Sanctiond™ is a growing collection of 15 products; including car wash, waxes, polishes, spray detailers, interior cleaners and conditioners, and a trio of innovative tire shines. Developed to exceed the stringent expectations of automotive painters and collectors, each product is a work of art in its own right, merging hand drawn package design with cutting edge product formulation.



"We have been wanting to do this for years," says Snoop Dogg. "There are no cool brands that represent our lifestyle and with Sanctiond™ we are excited to bring our communities together through a common love of our cars and the shine we can put on them."



The company plans to introduce an exclusive line of Sanctiond™ by Snoop Dogg products consisting of car wash, waxes, polishes, spray detailers and more. The line will launch initially as a limited edition. Snoop is working closely with the Sanctiond™ team of specialists to hand-craft the formula down to the smell, color, ingredients and branding.



Atticus Firey, Sanctiond™ Co-Founder and CEO, said, "This is not a traditional endorsement deal for Snoop Dogg. In addition to being our business partner, he will provide global endorsement services, marketing support and strategic consulting for the brand. Snoop Dogg's global recognition, trendsetting status and super cool persona enhance our ability to bring new consumers and revived energy into this category."



To celebrate their partnership, Snoop Dogg will be with Mister Cartoon in Las Vegas at the SEMA show Thursday, November 1, 2012 in booth # 25055 to help showcase their current line of product.





Thursday, October 25, 2012

Friday, October 19, 2012

CBS REACHES CASH DEAL WITH RIVAL. From PR Newswire CBS Television Distribution, a division of CBS Studios, Inc., on the one hand, and Interactive Television and Gaming, LP formerly known as ComStar Media Fund, LP, Interactive Television and Gaming Networks, LLC formerly known as ComStar Networks, LLC and Family Net Management, LLC and Resolute Media Atlanta, LLC f/k/a Familynet, LLC announced today that they have reached an amicable settlement of their copyright and contract litigation involving the television shows "My Three Sons," "Happy Days," "Family Ties," and "Early Edition." "I am pleased that we have been able to reach an amicable resolution to this matter," said Robert A. Schuller, Chairman of Family Net Management. "We look forward to the opportunity to do business with CBS in the future." The financial terms are confidential.
JUSSICA GOT MARRIED EARLY?

Later.