JASON ALEXANDER WENT TO BOSLEY?

IT'S CRIMINAL FOR BRITNEY SPEARS,

MICHEAL JACKSON IS PRETTY DROWSY ,FOR GUY WHO CAN'T SLEEP.

COMEDY CENTRAL-TV'S NEW MAN-CAVE

From PR Newswire

COMEDY CENTRAL® #1 Among Young Men During Fall Premiere Week as the Most-Watched Channel in All of Television Among Men 18-24 Fall Season Launches With the Most-Watched Week in Channel History Among Total Viewers and Adults 18-49


Most-Watched And Highest-Rated Week In COMEDY CENTRAL's History Among Adults 18-34, Adults 18-24 And Men 18-34

Channel Led By Record-Setting Performance By "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Charlie Sheen" "Tosh.0" College Campus Invasion, Series-High Second Season Premiere of "Workaholics" And World Premiere of "Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos"

Upcoming Premieres Include The Fall Season Of "South Park" (October 5),The Second Season Premiere Of "Nick Swardson's Pretend Time" (October 5),The Series Premiere Of "Gabriel Iglesias Presents Stand-Up Revolution" (October 6),"6 Days to Air: The Making of 'South Park,'" A Documentary By Arthur Bradford (October 9)

Stand-Up Specials From "Weird Al" Yankovic (October 1), Craig Ferguson (October 15), Pablo Francisco (November 5), T.J. Miller (November 12), Donald Glover (November 20) And Carlos Mencia (December 4) Round Out COMEDY CENTRAL's Fall Schedule

PR Newswire



NEW YORK, Sept. 27, 2011



NEW YORK, Sept. 27, 2011 /PRNewswire/ -- COMEDY CENTRAL set Premiere Week on fire, recording the all-comedy channel's most-watched week in its 20-year history among Total Viewers and Adults 18-49. The network also finished as the #1 network in all of television in Prime among Men 18-24 during the inaugural week of the 2011 Fall Season, which was also COMEDY CENTRAL's most-watched and highest-rated Prime in history among Adults 18-34, Adults 18-24 and Men 18-34. (source: Nielsen Media Research, 9/19/11-9/25/11, Live + Same Day)



COMEDY CENTRAL's record-setting week was kicked-off on Monday with "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Charlie Sheen," which now stands as the most-watched telecast in COMEDY CENTRAL history with a delivery of 7.4 million total viewers (most current data). Then "Tosh.0" invaded Arizona State University the following day, drawing over 3 million total viewers to its "College Campus Invasion" to begin the show's Fall Season. Newly paired with "Tosh.0" to form a potent one-two punch, "Workaholics" scored a series-high 2.1 million total viewers for its Second Season Premiere and led all of television for Tuesday Prime among Men 18-24. COMEDY CENTRAL's historic week was capped off on Sunday with the World Premiere of "Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos," which drew 5.5 million total viewers to provide an emphatic exclamation point to the week.



COMEDY CENTRAL is poised to ride the momentum of its record-breaking week with new seasons of "South Park" and "Nick Swardson's Pretend Time" (premiering October 5), the series premiere of "Gabriel Iglesias Presents Stand-Up Revolution" (October 6), "6 Days to Air: The Making of 'South Park,'" a documentary by Arthur Bradford (October 9), and stand-up specials from "Weird Al" Yankovic (October 1), Craig Ferguson (October 15), Pablo Francisco (November 5), T.J. Miller (November 12), Donald Glover (November 20) and Carlos Mencia (December 4).



Highlights from COMEDY CENTRAL's historic week include:



COMEDY CENTRAL Prime (8:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m.) – week of September 19-25



(source: Nielsen Media Research, 9/19/11-9/25/11, Live + Same Day)



1.9 million Total Viewers (P2+)



1.04 Adult 18-49 rating / 1.1 million Adult 18-49 viewers



1.26 Adult 18-34 rating / 709,000 Adult 18-34 viewers



1.49 Adult 18-24 rating / 359,000 Adult 18-24 viewers



1.52 Men 18-34 rating / 431,000 Men 18-34 viewers



1.82 Men 18-24 rating / 222,000 Men 18-24 viewers



most-watched week in COMEDY CENTRAL's 20-year history among Total Viewers and Adults 18-49

#1 network in all of television among Men 18-24 during the inaugural week of the 2011 Fall Season

most-watched and highest-rated in history among Adults 18-34, Adults 18-24 and Men 18-34





"Tosh.0"



the Fall Season Premiere of "Tosh.0," drew 3.0 million Total Viewers, along with a 2.2 Adult 18-49 rating and a 4.4 Men 18-34 and a 4.4 Men 18-24

in its time slot (10:00-10:30 p.m.), "Tosh.0" was #1 in all of television with Men 18-34 and Men 18-24 and was #1 for Tuesday Prime in cable among Men 18-34





"Workaholics"



now paired with "Tosh.0" to form a dominating Tuesday night comedy block among young men, "Workaholics" had its highest-rated and most-watched episode with its Second Season Premiere, drawing an audience of 2.1 million Total Viewers, +126% more than the Series Premiere in April

the season premiere notched triple-digit increases and series-high marks across all key demos, highlighted by a 1.6 Adult 18-49 rating (up +160% vs. Series Premiere), a 3.6 Men 18-34 rating (up +171%) and a 5.0 Men 18-24 rating (up an astounding +282%)

like its lead-in, "Workaholics" was #1 in all of television in its time slot (10:30-11:00 p.m.) with Men 18-34 and Men 18-24 and was the #1 show among Men 18-24 in all of television for Tuesday Prime





"COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Charlie Sheen"



the latest installment of the Emmy®-nominated franchise delivered 6.4 million Total Viewers, along with a 4.5 Adult 18-49 rating, 8.7 Men 18-24 rating, 7.0 Men 18-34 rating and a 6.2 Adult 18-34 rating

across all plays on Monday night, the Roast delivered over 10 million Total Viewers

with all available playback included, the "Roast Of Charlie Sheen" now stands as the most-watched telecast in COMEDY CENTRAL history with a delivery of 7.4 million Total Viewers (most current data)

#1 ranking on Trendrr.tv's Social Television Charts with over 450K mentions – more than two times the nearest shows ("Dancing With The Stars" and "Two And Half Men")

249K tweets around the "COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Charlie Sheen" on Monday – more than six times the prior "Roast of Donald Trump"

#SheenRoast generated more than 178K mentions – seven times more than #TrumpRoast

LATEST PHOTOS FROM DARK KNIGHT RISES.

CAN DRAGON TATTOO GIRL TAKE DOWN J. EDGAR, AT OSCARS?

CLASSIC VILLIAN AND EVIL SPECTRE CORP- TO RETURN IN CRAIG ERA BOND?!

MINKA KELLY OF CHARLIE'S ANGELES:MIAMI  BITCH-SLAPS SEXIST CREW MEMBER.

SCOTT PILGRIM'S WALLACE AND AVENGER'S  BLACK WIDOW GET IT ON.

JILL VALENTINE RETURNS TO CAT-FIGHT ALICE, IN RESIDENT EVIL: RETRO.

TYRESE GIBSON PUMPED FOR TRANSFORMERS 4.

BRAD PITT LIFTS MIDDLE FINGER TO J. ANI.

ARE THE BIG TV NETWORKS ON-DEMAND SHOWS, FORCING YOU TO WATCH THEIR COMMERCIALS?

It looks like the networks have finally found a way around making viewers notice their ads, by disabling the fast forward key on the remote control altogether.

Whenever you order a show on NBC show,you are NOW warned at the beginning. the fast forward mode will not work with this show.  ABC and FOX recently added their show to the listings, and now promote this same message. Only CBS (for now) has the fewest ads and will allow you to fast forward any part of the programs.

Time Warner cable subscribers have been given no reason, for why they can't use the fast forward key. The networks are keeping very quiet about the new revelation for viewers. If something isn't done by viewers, this could infect some affect cable channel aligned with their sister networks  (USA, MTV,Lifetime, FX;etc.) Will viewers have to go to Congress to get their fast forward buttons back? What's next, the off button?

DID ADAM LEVINE MAKE CHRISTINA  LOSE HER VOICE?

J. ANI IS AFFLICTED WITH FAMILY TRAGEDY.

THE CHUCK SHEEN ROAST ON COMEDY CENTRAL.

GABIELLE ANWAR GONNA BE PISSED, SHE DIDN'T DO THIS FIRST WITH QUEEN ANNE.

KATHY GRIFFIN AND ANDERSON COOPER ARE DATING!?

GWEN PALTROW BLAMES CHEATING ON MEN ONLY.

HOW MUCH ASS, WILL THE NEW CATWOMAN KICK?

MARC ANTHONY SAID: HE DUMPED J-LO?!

AMC THEATRE'S STUBS PROGRAM "A SUCCESS."

From PR Newswire

LIONSGATE® (NYSE: LGF), a leading global entertainment company, and AMC Theatres (AMC), a leading theatrical exhibition and entertainment company, are thrilled to jointly announce the unprecedented success of the AMC Stubs rewards program screenings of the inspirational sports drama WARRIOR. The screenings, which took place at 90 AMC theatres in 47 markets nationwide Wednesday, Aug. 31, marked the first time AMC has offered a free advance screening to members of its AMC Stubs rewards program. Tickets were claimed quickly after they became available to AMC Stubs members on Aug. 12, and over 17,000 people attended the screenings, which were filled to capacity in the majority of their locations.

AMC's Facebook page has exploded with positive feedback from fans about their experience. Comments offered raves for the film, with one attendee describing WARRIOR as a "Great flick! Crowd was cheering, laughing and crying; often all at the same time" and another adding, "Intense moments! Everyone in their seats cheering! Made me feel like I was there ring side and not at the movies! GREAT film!" The film also surprised many attendees with its broader than expected appeal. One AMC Stubs member explained "I usually don't like sports films but this one truly was special. A must see. Thank you," while another emphasized how much his girlfriend loved the film. Along with their gratitude to AMC for offering the free members screenings, many fans underscored that they wouldn't have otherwise seen the film, and that they plan to attend again on opening weekend and will recommend the film enthusiastically.

Said Lionsgate's EVP of Exhibitor Relations and Operations, Mike Polydoros of the partnership, "We've known for some time that the best tool we have to sell the movie Warrior is the movie Warrior, but these particular sneak preview screenings have so many added benefits for all involved beyond the positive word of mouth that we know the film will generate: we love working with our partners in exhibition to add value for their customers in creative ways and drive people to their theaters, and this was a great example of that. And we got a great marketing boost from this collaboration as well; the invitation was extended to more than 1.5 million AMC Stubs members, which helps raise additional awareness for the film."

"Lionsgate shared this special film with us a while ago, and we agreed the story was one worthy of providing to our AMC Stubs members as an incremental benefit," said Sun Dee Larson, Vice President, Film Marketing and Communications at AMC. "Our members were overwhelmingly receptive to the offer and thanked us personally at the screenings for adding this benefit to the already rich rewards we offer. We also received positive feedback on our Facebook page and Twitter feeds."

About AMC Stubs

AMC Stubs members receive a $10 AMC Stubs reward for every $100 spent at AMC, including tickets, concessions, gift cards, and more
Members receive free upgrades on popcorn and fountain drinks every day– pay for a small, get a medium; pay for a medium, get a large
Online ticket purchase fees are waived on Movietickets.com and Fandango.com
Members have access to an online ticket stub collection to keep their moviegoing memories
AMC Stubs costs $12 a year

HIPSTER ROMANCE DIRECTOR DESPERATELY SELLS THE SPIDEY REBOOT TO FANS.

ALLEGED SKANK JADA SMITH AND VAMPING MARC ANTHONY IN HAWTHORNE.

PRODUCERS TRYING TO BRING BACK LINDA HAMILTON FOR T5.

FORMER LOST STAR MATT FOX KNOCKS OUT HOT WOMAN IN CLEVELAND!?

TAYLOR LAUTNER TO BRING YOUTH TO NEXT EXPENDABLES!

HUSTLER MAGAZINE- ATTEMPTS TO BULLY RHIANNA- WITH ALLEGED SEX TAPE!

A VICTORIOUS BIKINI BABE!

HAVE POWER COUPLE: WILL SMITH AND JADA WHATEVER BROKEN UP?!

GET HUNGRY FOR SOME REALITY TV.

ALLEGED COMIC ANDY DICK, CALLS HOWARD STERN-"A SHALLOW,MONEY-GRUBBING JEW!"

REUTERS discovered the formerly funny jester, continued his "stirring controversy and alienating large groups of people." The "comedian fired against Stern" on the former game show host, Greg Fitzsimmons (Idiot Savants) new radio show, insisting the shock jock has a "big fat hook nose," and is "miserly."

This Dick reveals his anger is over hosting The S*** Show, for several years on Stern's Sirius Radio channel, Howard 101, back in 2006.

"For two years I did the show and never got paid," the weird, comedian complained. Once Stern learned of the declaration from "a caller (that) informed him of Dick's rant, he said "that Dick's career has been dotted with anti-Semitism."

"So good, Andy's true colors come out." Stern continued, "I'm not surprised by it, I'm used to it. It's just typical." Stern suggested that, "Andy's run out of friends.You're not getting paid a dime because your show sucks, a**-wipe!... Stop blaming the world for your problems. Make yourself valuable, stop looking for the handouts waiting for the Jew to give a job."

The freak comedian "was forced to apologize for using the N-word (a la Micheal Richards) during a 2006 comedy show in Los Angeles." Last Year, "Dick was detained in Huntington, W.V. after reportedly grabbing men's crotches in a bar." Two Years ago, Dick "was arrested in Riverside County on suspicion of pulling down the top of a teenage girl, in a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant."

He's a cast mate on TV's Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, ,but talk show host Jimmy Kimmel had Dick "forcibly removed from the set of his ABC late-night show, after Dick repeatedly touched Ivanka Trump's hair and legs."

ZOE SALDANA TRAINS AGAINST NEW LOSERS IN TRASHY EPIC.

LATINO FATAL ATTRACTION?

"FROM NEW YORK...," WHERE A TALK SHOW HOST GETS DEATH THEATS, FROM A DEAD OSAMA BIN LADEN.IT'S "DA-VID LETTERMAN!"

CONTROVERSIAL TRAILER KEEPS VIEWERS ABREAST OF ITS TALE.

THE NEW CAT-WOMAN TAKES ONE DAY,TO RAP ABOUT HER FEELINGS.

SCIENTOLOGY BROKE-UP J.LO FROM MARC ANTHONY.

THE VOICE'S DIRTY GIRL TO PLAY MICHAEL JACKSON TRIBUTE CONCERT.

LEO DICAPRIO'S EX GETS DOWN AND DIRTY FOR MAGAZINE.

GEORGE LOPEZ COMMENTS ON AMERICA'S GOOD NEWS ABOUT HIS SHOW...

A TRAIN WRECK FOR 2 1/2 MEN.

HOTLY IGNORANT LIAR, JENNY MCCARTHY RATTLES ON ABOUT FITNESS WITHOUT INJECTIONS OR SOMETHING.

MARCIA CROSS ON THE END OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES,THIS SEASON.

THE FEDS DEPORT SOFIA VERGARA'S BROTHER OVER MULTIPLE DRUG CHARGES.

EXPOSE: IS SOUTH PARK SELLING OUT TO SPONSORS?

----The real questions is why the show- that constantly attacks others in this society for its greed,and/or stupidity ,being so quiet on this hidden revenue stream- they have invented for themselves.

If you've watched the show for the last few season,the show that dares to subvert and satirize America, has been chocked full secret ads, that rarely or barely have anything to do the the well-written plot, of the ground breaking series.

Recently episodes have featured: Kyle,Cartman and Butters, dinning in Denny's eatery- pushing the weird Bacon-opolis campaign. Cartman beams with pride to his Jewish nemesis,about the fact the store will grind up bacon, into a hot fudge sundae now. At the top of another show, Cartman satirizes the Real Housewives' table shaking incident,by spilling all his friends food and drinks. The Dr. Pepper Logo is visible, even with the purposely crappy animation. Finally, the infamous Tiger Woods/Sex rehab show, where Cartman (notice the trend) and Kenny play a funny, Mortal Combat/Grand Theft Auto style demo of Tiger and his wife's domestic disturbance reports. The problem is the kids, are at a Game Stop style store- with X Box 360 logo, so prominently displayed that only a far sighted person could have missed it.

Product placement is hardly new, and its much worse in the movies, where money has gotten so big- they are now secret sponsors who are basically funding the studio's projects now. On TV though, the commercials are -built into the show as breaks. Since the Dawn of VCR,DVD and DVR era, viewers can ignore or fast forward thorough most of the messages now. So, networks and shows have used this concept, as a last resort to keep sponsors happy and force the viewer to notice its advertisers wares.

Other established shows have experimented with this: The Closer, Burn Notice,Ally McBeal, Buffy, and others have tried this, to obvious and minimal degree. South Park is so far- the only show to succeed in weaving the sponsors (almost seamlessly) into plot without any viewers noticing or complaining.

Still, what is happening to all the money that is rolling in for the show? Is it going to the network? Did the long-time creators of the show: Trey Parker and Matt Stone, use the funds to bankroll their now hit and critically acclaimed Broadway show, The Book of Mormon? Why hasn't the extra money gone into better animation (like the famed Best Buy sponsored World of War craft Show?)

An attempt was made to get a comment, from the network's PR dept.There was no answer by the story's deadline.

NEW SHOTS OF THE HUNGER GAMES.

J. LO ALREADY DATING HER CO-STAR, ALA OLD SCHOOL JULIA ROBERTS.

CURRENT EVENT SLOW JAMS WITH J. FAL

MORE SPECUATION ON RYAN REYNOLDS SCREWING SANDRA BULLOCK.

CHARLIE SHEEN MAY GET $ 9 MILLION FROM UK'S BIG BROTHER.

CAN THE NEW MAXWELL SMART FIND CRAZY,STUPID LOVE W/O 99?

WATCH NPH AND SEAN HAYES, HAVE A STRAIGHT-OFF AROUND THE SMURFS.

NO MARINE BALL, FOR THE BLACK WIDOW.

THE NEW SULU'S TAKE ON -LESSER TOTAL RECALL REMAKE.

AMY WINEHOUSE MAY JOIN TUPPAC- IN RELEASING SONGS AFTER DEATH.

LET US HOPE,E DIES AND VINCE CHASE OVERDOSES IN REHAB.

AMY WINEHOUSE'S TRAGIC DEATH.

NOW, MILEY CYRUS IS INVITED TO DOUGIE WITH THE MARINES.

GETTING LAID, WHILE BREAKING DAWN

DOM COBB LEAVES- ANOTHER DREAM GIRL BEHIND HIM.

THE FALL OF A MEDIA MOGUL,CONTINUES...

WHEN ARE AUGGIE AND ANNIE WALKER HOOKING UP?

FORGET BANE, CATWOMAN IS REAL ATTRACTION HERE!

EMMA WATSON CELEBRATES THE END OF THE HARRY POTTER, BY DANCING IN A STRIP-CLUB.

This was after going to the final premiere for ...Deathly Hallows: Omega.
An Eyewitness report stated Watson "enjoyed herself," at the place. "There were a few scantily-clad girls around, but Emma didn't bat an eyelid. There are a few poles in the club, but she didn't have a go."

This Source proclaimed, "Watson danced the night away with friends" until around 2 a.m., when she went home."She had a smile on her face the whole time..." the unknown faux stalker relaid.

TAG TEAM INTERVIEW CHAMPS-MILA KUNIS AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

LILO DIVAS-UP AGAIN.

NICKI MINAJ GETS KNOCKED OUT IN DALLAS?

EX-SHEEN GODDESS ,LANDS IN A PLAYBOY.

UNTOUCHABLES WIFE- DISHES ON FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.

JENNIFER ANISTON MAY NOT GO TOPLESS FOR HER BOSSES.

EMMA WATSON IS HOT AND CLASSY- AT FINAL HARRY POTTER PREMIERE.

FREE CONCERT PASSES FROM BET.

IS THAT BITCH, CHRISTIE BRINKLEY TRYING TO TAKE A.ROD -FROM UNDER CAMMY D.'S NOSE?

A HOLLYWOOD BIKINI WAR.

AT LEAST IT'S BETTER THAN REVENGE OF THE FALLEN.

TRACY MORGAN IS AT IT AGAIN.

SHIA LEBEOUF AND MEGAN FOX "DID IT," DURING BOTH TRANSFORMERS MOVIES.

BET AWARDS '11 MATCHES THE GAME'S DEBUT NUMBERS-7.7 MILLION.

From PR Newswire

BET AWARDS '11 is the #1 Awards Show on Cable, Drawing 7.7 Million Total Viewers


FOR THE 2ND YEAR IN A ROW, BET AWARDS '11 DOMINATED TWITTER'S TOP TRENDING TOPICS

AFTER MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION VOTES VIA TEXT AND ONLINE, COCA-COLA VIEWER'S CHOICE AWARD GOES TO CHRIS BROWN

7.7 Million Viewers and 4.5 Million Households Tuned to Watch Host Kevin Hart and Performances and Appearances by LaLa Anthony, Justin Bieber, Chris Brown, Diddy-Dirty Money, Drake, Steve Harvey, Alicia Keys, Patti LaBelle, Bruno Mars, Nicki Minaj, Tracee Ellis Ross, Malcolm Jamal Warner and Kerry Washington

YAHOO RECONIZES THE SKLLS....

My content has been published on Associated Content from Yahoo!.

Why Ashton Kutcher Can't Lose on 2.5 Men, This Season

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/8067089/why_ashton_kutcher_cant_lose_on_25.html

JUSTIN BIEBER ATTACKED BY LETTERMAN'S WISHES?

TOBEY MCGUIRE SUED FOR ILLEGAL POKER WINNINGS

ANOTHER ENDLESS CHANCE FOR LILO'S DRINKING.

JACKASS/MINUTE TO WIN IT ALUM, RYAN DUNN DRUNK AS A SKUNK- WHEN HE FATALLY CRASHED.

IS GLEE BEING CHEAP OR REALISTIC FOR ONCE- ABOUT CAST FIRINGS?

TRACY MORGAN APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BIGOT, (LESSONS FOR ALL OF US HERE.)

STEVEN SPIELBERG, WAS BEHIND THE MEGAN FOX FIRING-AFTER HER HITLER COMMENT.

From Popeater.

Exec Producer Spielberg to Director Micheal Bay-"You know the Hitler thing....fire her right now."

He replaced "Fox was replaced by Victoria's Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley" on the upcoming Transformers sequel,Dark of the Moon.

Fox's star shown bright "after the first two Transformers movie
and it was due to her performance in them which helped her to be named
one of the sexiest people in the world."

The rancor started "between Fox and Bay" in 2009 in a London magazine article: "[Bay] wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and
he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from
set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his
personality because he's so awkward, so hopelessly awkward."

Fox went on to find Bay's off set antics "endearing," because "He has no social skills at all. He's vulnerable and fragile in real life, and then on set he's a tyrant," said Fox.

Bay later confirmed "that he was not hurt by the said the Hitler comment."

Spielberg and other crew member sure were, when the moody 25-year-old actress, expressed her view. At an open forum at Bay's website, one unknown crew member defended the firing ,"We've had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies."

TRUE BLOOD-YEAR FOUR FOR YOU.

NEWS WIRE-PATRICK WARBURTON'S RULES OF ENGAGEMENT- CLEARED FOR DAILY BROADCAST SYNDICATION.

Set for Fall 2012 Off-Net Debut

Sony Pictures Television has sold
the hit comedy series “Rules of Engagement” to local broadcast
stations in the nation’s top markets in off-network syndication, it
was announced today by John Weiser, president of U.S. distribution,
Sony Pictures Television.
In the top 3 markets, “Rules of Engagement” has been sold to WPIX-TV
New York (Tribune), KCAL9 Los Angeles (CBS) and WCIU-TV Chicago
(Weigel). Other leading station groups buying the series include
Tribune, CBS, Weigel, Belo and Meredith.
“The show’s compatibility with ‘The Big Bang Theory’ and ‘Two and a
Half Men,’ combined with its strong, consistent performance on CBS
among male viewers has been a major enticement to local stations” said
Weiser. “It’s a win, win for buyers because the show repeats better
than any comedy on television.”
“Rules of Engagement” is a comedy about the different phases of
male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of a newly engaged
couple, Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich), a
long-time married pair, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn
Price), and a single guy on the prowl, Russell (David Spade) and his
assistant, Timmy (Adhir Kalyan). As they find out, the often confusing
stages of a relationship can seem like being on a roller coaster.
People can describe the ride to you, but to really know what it’s like
you have to experience it for yourself.
A consistent utility player in every time slot for CBS during its
broadcast network run, “Rules of Engagement” builds its time period in
each of its five seasons. “Rules of Engagement” is also the #1 CBS
network comedy in repeatability.
Tom Hertz, Doug Robinson and Jack Giarraputo serve as executive
producers on “Rules of Engagement” which is produced by Happy Madison
Productions and CBS Television Studios in association with Sony
Pictures Television.

THE RESLUTING OF MILEY CYRUS.

THAT OTHER BOLEYN GIRL- NATALIE PORTMAN BORES A BOY .

EVA LONGORIA IS DOING THE FILM FOR MEN EVERYWHERE.

MULTICULTURAL TURMOIL-THE KIM KARDASHIAN DEBATE.

CAN CHRISTINA'S BAND OF BALD HEADED FREAKS, BEAT ALL COMERS ON THE VOICE?

LEANN RIMES- TAPE OF SEX.

GABRIELLE UNION GETS REAL PERSONAL ON RHIANNA VIDEO

LILO IN A BIKINI IN A MOVIE...IN A MOVIE.

NBC CAN'T QUIT HOSTING THE OLYMPICS.

HOW GOOD IS CAMERON DIAZ AT BEING,A BAD TEACHER?

BLAKE LIVELY AND J.LO IN LATEST, CELEB, NUDE SCANDAL!

HOLD ON NOW! LETS SEE IF THE FIRST ONE A HIT...

KATY PERRY HATES- FOR HER DRIVERS TO STARE AT HER.
From The Smoking Gun.

Chauffeurs working for the Fireworks singer, must sign a "rider" noting the following : Drivers "are not allowed to start a conversation w/ the client.” They are also barred from speaking "with Perry’s
guests or fans."  They can not "stare at the backseat through the rear view mirror." Apparently, if even that's is conducive to the prearranging the task of the profession. Plus, Drivers "should...not ask for
autographs or pictures, and especially not while driving!” Lastly, Perry’s limo must "be outfitted with four water bottles (presumably in the event she forgets her Siggs."

Weirdly,the rider state that  "promoters that they may be required to hold back
tickets for concerts so that Perry & Co. can provide the ducats to resellers for distribution to the public on the secondary market.” basically, Perry "reserves the right to" cash in on the revenue on ticket sales"--not made available at face price to her fans--scalped at inflated prices by these brokers."